FabSwingers.com forum: What type of torture would break you the fastest?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It'd be teaching my dad how to use Google maps for me.

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

Being water boarded, whilst having my nails pulled out, whilst having rats chucked down my pants, whilst watching Big Brother.

More of a perfect storm of tortures really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your arse in my face and not able to caress it

Well you did ask

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Abba. 24/7 full pelt through headphones.

*or James Blunt

**or One Direction

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Having my feet tickled

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

being made to watch people at an 'all you can eat Buffet'.....

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

"Abba. 24/7 full pelt through headphones.

*or James Blunt"

You've got to love a man that creates his own rhyming slang though?

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Abba. 24/7 full pelt through headphones.

*or James Blunt

You've got to love a man that creates his own rhyming slang though?"

Accurate too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being made to walk over a bed of cotton wool. I'm shuddering thinking about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being ignored/silent treatment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mad in Chelsea Enough said

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS
over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

being locked in a room with a 50" tv with no off switch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being tickled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having naked women standing in front of me ......... Sorry I would have to give in within 10seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Abba. 24/7 full pelt through headphones.

*or James Blunt

**or One Direction

im hard as nails cos that wouldnt bother me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being strapped to a chair and forced to watch 'Sex in the city' on a permanent loop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleep deprivation and never being allowed to buy more pretty shoes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your arse in my face and not able to caress it

Well you did ask

Ya creep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being strapped to a chair and forced to watch 'Sex in the city' on a permanent loop

Admit it - you'd shag Samantha....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being ignored/silent treatment. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having my finger nails pulled out...my teeth poked...polystyrene being rubbed next to my ear (just typing that has put my teeth on edge)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being strapped to a chair and forced to watch 'Sex in the city' on a permanent loop

Admit it - you'd shag Samantha...."

No ta.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

being force fed Parma Violets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely sleep deprivation!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know what torture would break me, but even typing it makes me feel like it's not for this kind of forum, and definitely society.

I think if I think of traditional torture....just abuse of all senses and pain, intermittent and with some emotional dilemmas no doubt too, coupled with surprises during deprivation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Russell Brand on a loop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being tickled

Its nice for about 0.5 seconds then just fucking horrible! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having one of you gorgeous ladies parade about in front of me naked an not be able to touch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not being able to have a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Radios that don't quite tune in or go a bit cracky when you walk past them.

Squeaky door hinges.

Phoning any customer services, especially ones that only employ people who don't speak English and they ask you to spell your name and it's bob... How do you spell that errr b (yes) O (yes) b (yes)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A room full of buzzing insects like wasps and flies, I'd be done in seconds.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

There's a part in 1984 at the end where Winston Smith is taken to room 101 in the Ministry of Love. They put a cage of starving rats on his face. One flick of a lever will release them on him.

THAT would it for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Radios that don't quite tune in or go a bit cracky when you walk past them.

Squeaky door hinges.

Phoning any customer services, especially ones that only employ people who don't speak English and they ask you to spell your name and it's bob... How do you spell that errr b (yes) O (yes) b (yes)

But your name is David.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bag of spiders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Polystyrene, Omg even the thought of it making me wince.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wooden lollipop sticks in my mouth

And practically anything else, I have no willpower.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wire wool on my finger nails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Abba. 24/7 full pelt through headphones.

*or James Blunt

**or One Direction

All the above

And/or listening to

Davina Macall

Sam 'Adenoid' Smith

Mariah Carey

Whitney Houston

Barbara Windsor

Or watching

Soap operas

Or eating

Green veg

Or blue vag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being tickled

Its nice for about 0.5 seconds then just fucking horrible! Lol"

I agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Radios that don't quite tune in or go a bit cracky when you walk past them.

Squeaky door hinges.

Phoning any customer services, especially ones that only employ people who don't speak English and they ask you to spell your name and it's bob... How do you spell that errr b (yes) O (yes) b (yes)

But your name is David. "
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I was phoning the bank... I don't give my details out to anyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Abba. 24/7 full pelt through headphones.

*or James Blunt

**or One Direction

All the above

And/or listening to

Davina Macall

Sam 'Adenoid' Smith

Mariah Carey

Whitney Houston

Barbara Windsor

Or watching

Soap operas

Or eating

Green veg

Or blue vag

Blue vag? Is that a waffle

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By *honda19TV/TS
over a year ago

WIRRAL

Being forced to watch endless Big Brother and other such mindless tripe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being forced to watch anything that is or relates to reality TV.

Saturday night tv

All soaps except the 80's comedy show soap, which took the piss out of soaps.

Being forced to listen, watch or even look at a picture of Simon Cowell.

Dog shit

Or cat shit one whiff makes me vom.

Being forced to sit in a pub with a bunch of larger swilling knob head's while watching England try to play football.

And scorpions Ewwww hate them. Evil bastards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue vag? Is that a waffle

Definitely not something to Google...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being tickled....

Can't cope with that, at all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Torture would be Gemma Atkinson smothering my face...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything to do with water, can't swim, I have a real phobia of it, if anyone stood me by the side of a pool and threatened to push me in I'd tell them anything

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

It used to be being locked in a room full of cigarettes without a lighter, but now I would say having to listen to Party Political Broadcasts 24/7. I'd sell out my own child if that happened.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything to do with my neck and strangulation.. Massive issue with people fiddling with my neck

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Eminem (or other rap music) being played in my lug ole'

75% of crap is rap..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

being tied to a chair and forced to listen to Daniel O'Donell guarnteed the to break me in under 5 mins

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By *pice of life 79Man
over a year ago

lincoln, sleaford , grantham , nottingham

Being tied up and having itching powder in my underwear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marriage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sound of fingernails dragged down a blackboard

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Not being allowed on the forums.

.promise I'll be good mrs rugby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Abba. 24/7 full pelt through headphones.

*or James Blunt

**or One Direction

Michael Buble makes my ears bleed he's so depressing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

being paraded over a bridge over fast deep water whilst someone rubs cotton wool in my face and ears then makes me touch velvet & then spiders all over me

Feel sick now at the thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and being made to eat courgettes.

Evil bastards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forcing me too watch a child wobble a wobbly tooth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forcing me too watch a child wobble a wobbly tooth"

That's my son at moment lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and being made to eat courgettes.

Evil bastards "

Mushrooms

Erghhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Forcing me too watch a child wobble a wobbly tooth

That's my son at moment lol "

It makes me go all squeamish and want to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The thought of losing my smartphone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Needles in my eye would work pretty fast, closely followed by being forced to read a list of words routinely used to describe cum ....

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"Being made to walk over a bed of cotton wool. I'm shuddering thinking about it. "

Even the words make me cringe. I can't stand the stuff. I can just about bear it when it's soaked.

Being a hairdresser it's often required...it comes in a big bag in sort of a string and it has to be torn...never done it, never will! *shudder*

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

The kittens.

omg not the kittens

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"Being made to walk over a bed of cotton wool. I'm shuddering thinking about it.

Even the words make me cringe. I can't stand the stuff. I can just about bear it when it's soaked.

Being a hairdresser it's often required...it comes in a big bag in sort of a string and it has to be torn...never done it, never will! *shudder*"

With a name like Puff puff?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate starvation..... you could break me in minutes....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being made to watch kids picking their noses and eating it, or kids with candles and it running into their mouths, or old men scrapping their throat and spitting eurhhhhhh, heaving at the thought actually makes me physically sick

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Tedium. That would smash me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being made to walk over a bed of cotton wool. I'm shuddering thinking about it.

Even the words make me cringe. I can't stand the stuff. I can just about bear it when it's soaked.

Being a hairdresser it's often required...it comes in a big bag in sort of a string and it has to be torn...never done it, never will! *shudder*"

So glad it's not just me that can't face cotton wool ERGH

I hate the stuff makes me feel sick just thinking of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Abba. 24/7 full pelt through headphones.

*or James Blunt

**or One Direction

James fucking blunt .squeely tosser hate him your right torture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It used to be being locked in a room full of cigarettes without a lighter, but now I would say having to listen to Party Political Broadcasts 24/7. I'd sell out my own child if that happened."
Yes the former Definately, but personally speaking Electrodes attached to the neither Regions everything so very quick Immediately give in best way without Any Permanent damage depending on the Torturer, spanish Inquisition nothing Quick there just drawn out by sadists etc to destroy and kill slowly like so many in more modern times.

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Being tickled

Its nice for about 0.5 seconds then just fucking horrible! Lol

I agree

With you too on that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being tickled. You wouldn't have to water board or inflect pain.. I'm so ticklish that I would give up any information right away.

I would be a crap spy

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