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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Would you believe there are 55 men in the age range I'm looking for within 100 miles of me! I'm gobsmacked because not one has messaged me. Mind you more than half of those haven't logged on for over three months, expect they're dead! If so what are their executors doing not sorting out their accounts??

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Maybe your not what they are looking for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hah, well your photos probably gave them an episode or two. They're gorgeous. Shame I'm not older (never thought I'd say that).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh look..a single fem complaining of no mail....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you add our ages together, we are in your age range - so fancy a meet ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe they are worried about your intentions!! That you may be after their financial characteristics rather than their looks??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh look..a single fem complaining of no mail...."

Have you heard of irony? I get loads of mail 50-60 a day mainly from people who don't read profiles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe your not what they are looking for"

What, all of em?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Well my beloved is 72 and doesn't meet people older than me, so maybe these guys like younger women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh look..a single fem complaining of no mail....

Have you heard of irony? "

I'm guessing it's something like this....

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By *ertiVogtsMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"Would you believe there are 55 men in the age range I'm looking for within 100 miles of me! I'm gobsmacked because not one has messaged me. Mind you more than half of those haven't logged on for over three months, expect they're dead! If so what are their executors doing not sorting out their accounts?? "

I'm old enough and would love to meet you !

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By *icolehertsCouple
over a year ago

Milton Keynes


"Oh look..a single fem complaining of no mail....

Have you heard of irony? I get loads of mail 50-60 a day mainly from people who don't read profiles "

Irony ?

What the Mrs does whilst watching Eastenders ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you after a sugar daddy ?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Maybe your not what they are looking for

What, all of em? "
well they haven't messaged you for some reason its only 55 guys not 1000s

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Would you believe there are 55 men in the age range I'm looking for within 100 miles of me! I'm gobsmacked because not one has messaged me. Mind you more than half of those haven't logged on for over three months, expect they're dead! If so what are their executors doing not sorting out their accounts??

I'm old enough and would love to meet you !"
no your not unless your lying about your age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You may scare them a little...try a different approach such as a picture with a nurse uniform...may just peak their interest...send the picture to them direct action is called for...

Good luck

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe your not what they are looking for

What, all of em? well they haven't messaged you for some reason its only 55 guys not 1000s"

Yes that's what I said, what's your problem?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would you believe there are 55 men in the age range I'm looking for within 100 miles of me! I'm gobsmacked because not one has messaged me. Mind you more than half of those haven't logged on for over three months, expect they're dead! If so what are their executors doing not sorting out their accounts??

I'm old enough and would love to meet you !no your not unless your lying about your age

"

This is my point exactly

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Maybe your not what they are looking for

What, all of em? well they haven't messaged you for some reason its only 55 guys not 1000s

Yes that's what I said, what's your problem?"
didn't realise I had a problem I was making a suggestion why the guys don't want to meet you, not sure why you don't message them first

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe your not what they are looking for

What, all of em? well they haven't messaged you for some reason its only 55 guys not 1000s

Yes that's what I said, what's your problem?didn't realise I had a problem I was making a suggestion why the guys don't want to meet you, not sure why you don't message them first

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Next time don't duck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol op. I did a search and was looking for grannies from 65 years over 100 miles from me and only 11 came up

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Maybe your not what they are looking for

What, all of em? well they haven't messaged you for some reason its only 55 guys not 1000s

Yes that's what I said, what's your problem?didn't realise I had a problem I was making a suggestion why the guys don't want to meet you, not sure why you don't message them first

Next time don't duck

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have absolutely know idea what your going on about, happy hunting at least you can't have any less joy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"lol op. I did a search and was looking for grannies from 65 years over 100 miles from me and only 11 came up "
maybe it was only women available and not grannies?

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By *roggMan
over a year ago

haverfordwest

It could be that there are having little success on here with getting meets and communicating with others , so that they are not that active on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol op. I did a search and was looking for grannies from 65 years over 100 miles from me and only 11 came up maybe it was only women available and not grannies?

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That's right, just women from 65 years old.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the actual blue fuck is this thread about OP? ...

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By *ertiVogtsMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"Would you believe there are 55 men in the age range I'm looking for within 100 miles of me! I'm gobsmacked because not one has messaged me. Mind you more than half of those haven't logged on for over three months, expect they're dead! If so what are their executors doing not sorting out their accounts??

I'm old enough and would love to meet you !no your not unless your lying about your age

"
Youre right.I just looked at the profile again and I'm MUCH too young !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you believe there are 55 men in the age range I'm looking for within 100 miles of me! I'm gobsmacked because not one has messaged me. Mind you more than half of those haven't logged on for over three months, expect they're dead! If so what are their executors doing not sorting out their accounts?? "
shame your not into younger men

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What the actual blue fuck is this thread about OP? ..."

Exactly what it said in the OP, keep up,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe your not what they are looking for"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe your not what they are looking for

"

Men message scattergun, maybe they stop once they get to 75?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What the actual blue fuck is this thread about OP? ...

Exactly what it said in the OP, keep up, "

I read this then reread the OP, then realised there's nothing to follow. It's just a statement of surprise of number of men, lack of messages, and executor competence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe your not what they are looking for

Men message scattergun, maybe they stop once they get to 75?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What the actual blue fuck is this thread about OP? ...

Exactly what it said in the OP, keep up,

I read this then reread the OP, then realised there's nothing to follow. It's just a statement of surprise of number of men, lack of messages, and executor competence "

Give the man a prize, executor competence is exactly what this is about, I mean WTF?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe your not what they are looking for

Men message scattergun, maybe they stop once they get to 75?"

When the sardines flee the trawlers the seagulls fly like fuck

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe your not what they are looking for

Men message scattergun, maybe they stop once they get to 75?

When the sardines flee the trawlers the seagulls fly like fuck "

Are you KGB?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'd rather have a conversation with a fucking pork chop!

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By *inecrestMan
over a year ago

West Yorks

Maybe the lack of response is because there's no warmth or fun in your profile text. You start with a terse instruction and follow with two threats.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think I'd rather have a conversation with a fucking pork chop! "

How lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe the lack of response is because there's no warmth or fun in your profile text. You start with a terse instruction and follow with two threats. "

It seems everyone is ducking today and its going right over their heads. It was an ironic post, you know in response to all the single men whinges? Ok just get on with it, knock yourself out but I will report every abusive mail I get as I have already done with the last couple. Jeeeez, I should get a life and try and amuse real people instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What the actual blue fuck is this thread about OP? ...

Exactly what it said in the OP, keep up,

I read this then reread the OP, then realised there's nothing to follow. It's just a statement of surprise of number of men, lack of messages, and executor competence

Give the man a prize, executor competence is exactly what this is about, I mean WTF? "

Ha well if you can be ironic, so can I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP...nobody is being abusive. Your post makes no sense at all.

There is no clue in it at all.

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

I thought it was a question, as it ended with??

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Has the op been messaged by an older guy yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The thing with humour is it has to be funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I want a naughty 90 year old women who has lots of money a big hse with a hot tub and pool who will allow me to have swingers partys . So if there's any out there get in touch please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Has the op been messaged by an older guy yet?

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Yep about 10 so far, silly sods

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The thing with humour is it has to be funny"
not humour, irony, is different. You have tried to be humorous with your profile text, I was being ironic with my post. Anyway enjoy people, mill around bumping off each other and muttering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would you believe there are 55 men in the age range I'm looking for within 100 miles of me! I'm gobsmacked because not one has messaged me. Mind you more than half of those haven't logged on for over three months, expect they're dead! If so what are their executors doing not sorting out their accounts?? "

/ me wanders off to check out what age range the lady is looking for.

Drat too young!!

Oh well got to fab a wet tshirt pic

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By *uronzanettiMan
over a year ago

Leeds


"Would you believe there are 55 men in the age range I'm looking for within 100 miles of me! I'm gobsmacked because not one has messaged me. Mind you more than half of those haven't logged on for over three months, expect they're dead! If so what are their executors doing not sorting out their accounts?? "

Looking at the age group you want probably are dead lol

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

My head hurts.

Him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I'd rather have a conversation with a fucking pork chop!

How lovely "

Throw him a pork chop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First time I've been too young lol... most times I'm (over 55--you're past it!) from people in Lincolnshire, pathetic attitude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me too, at 57 I'm far too young. Wicked, you can't be serious, 75-90????

Is it a get rich quick scheme?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone in that age range that hasn't been on for three months is probably dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More like help the aged

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By *0shadesOfFilthMan
over a year ago

nearby

hope i'm not on here when i'm 75

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hope i'm not on here when i'm 75"
hope I get the chance to decide

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford


"Maybe your not what they are looking for

Men message scattergun, maybe they stop once they get to 75?"

never

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"hope i'm not on here when i'm 75"

My grandads having sex at 79... grandma's going to be passed if she finds out they live at 54..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP...nobody is being abusive. Your post makes no sense at all.

There is no clue in it at all."
you don't know what mails I got so how do you know whether they were abusive?

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"Would you believe there are 55 men in the age range I'm looking for within 100 miles of me! I'm gobsmacked because not one has messaged me. Mind you more than half of those haven't logged on for over three months, expect they're dead! If so what are their executors doing not sorting out their accounts?? "

I'm getting there.

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