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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Ok, it's kinda a rhetorical question so don't all post YES

Train to Lancaster today, an elderly gent sat at my table and proceeded to try and get me to invite Jesus into my life...fortunately he was quite charming and funny with it and I've been bought up to be polite to my elders but it did make me squirm a wee bit, agnostic that I am...thank the Big Wahoonie it was only 45 minutes and the rest of my journey was uneventful..,

Anyone else always seem to attract the odder denizens of this planet on public transport?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

some dude humped the chair on a train was it was disturbing but amusing at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok, it's kinda a rhetorical question so don't all post YES

Train to Lancaster today, an elderly gent sat at my table and proceeded to try and get me to invite Jesus into my life...fortunately he was quite charming and funny with it and I've been bought up to be polite to my elders but it did make me squirm a wee bit, agnostic that I am...thank the Big Wahoonie it was only 45 minutes and the rest of my journey was uneventful..,

Anyone else always seem to attract the odder denizens of this planet on public transport?"

no ive my "DONT come fucking near" look down to a T

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I seem to have an approachable face. People are always asking me for directions or information. And the chatty people always sit next to me on public transport.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I don't like to say anything but they do say birds of a feather flock together

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"some dude humped the chair on a train was it was disturbing but amusing at the same time"

Sorry, that was BlondeDaz taking over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just get d*unks who tell me their life story lol. Lonely slightly weird some though as their life story sometimes is WTF!

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Ok, it's kinda a rhetorical question so don't all post YES

Train to Lancaster today, an elderly gent sat at my table and proceeded to try and get me to invite Jesus into my life...fortunately he was quite charming and funny with it and I've been bought up to be polite to my elders but it did make me squirm a wee bit, agnostic that I am...thank the Big Wahoonie it was only 45 minutes and the rest of my journey was uneventful..,

Anyone else always seem to attract the odder denizens of this planet on public transport?

no ive my "DONT come fucking near" look down to a T"

Mikki, I find it hard to believe a gorgeous girl like you could have that sorta face - love BlondeDaz, the White Knight

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"I don't like to say anything but they do say birds of a feather flock together "

Oi, I resemble that remark!

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"I seem to have an approachable face. People are always asking me for directions or information. And the chatty people always sit next to me on public transport. "

Orite Polky? I'm in your neck of the woods again...watch out for a pink haired loony rolling round Clerkenwell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's why you should not smile. You're meant to be miserable on the train didn't you know?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I seem to have an approachable face. People are always asking me for directions or information. And the chatty people always sit next to me on public transport.

Orite Polky? I'm in your neck of the woods again...watch out for a pink haired loony rolling round Clerkenwell "

I'm at work so if your stuck for a lift gissa shout.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone seen my camel?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

You look alright to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a weirdo magnet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I seem to have an approachable face. People are always asking me for directions or information. And the chatty people always sit next to me on public transport. "

I seem to get this. On here and off here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im a weirdo magnet."

oooooh ellloooooooooooooooooo you

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Get a pair of earphones from the pound shop. Doesn't matter if they are plugged into owt. People genuinely leave you alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get a pair of earphones from the pound shop. Doesn't matter if they are plugged into owt. People genuinely leave you alone."

dowse yerself in pigs blood that should work

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Get a pair of earphones from the pound shop. Doesn't matter if they are plugged into owt. People genuinely leave you alone."

I had my kindle in hand and earphones in...some folk just barge in regardless

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"Get a pair of earphones from the pound shop. Doesn't matter if they are plugged into owt. People genuinely leave you alone.

dowse yerself in pigs blood that should work"

Yeah, that would work as well. But my version doesn't involve sacrificing a pig to The Great Lord Humpalot.

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Get a pair of earphones from the pound shop. Doesn't matter if they are plugged into owt. People genuinely leave you alone.

dowse yerself in pigs blood that should work"

I'm not gonna waste a good pig, I've plenty of meets I can use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the time yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I seem to attract them!

One of the strangest was years ago whilst queuing in Mr Cod I went to move forward, felt my hair being tugged, turned around to see a guy sucking on part of my hair, gross

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

It's handy if ya know a bit of sign language

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah I seem to attract them!

One of the strangest was years ago whilst queuing in Mr Cod I went to move forward, felt my hair being tugged, turned around to see a guy sucking on part of my hair, gross "

Wtf!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Birds of a feather and all that. I attract gorgeous,intelligent,smart,personable men

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I do!!!! Mainly people with mental health issues but I don't mind. I'll talk to anyone me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Birds of a feather and all that. I attract gorgeous,intelligent,smart,personable men "

And those who love IKEA.

Have a fab time in London Caz!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some horrible old man came over when I was sat relaxing mid shopping one day and started stroking my hair telling me how pretty I was, he then proceeded to tell me he was part of the hitler youth, so I replied 'im jewish take your hands off me'

he scuttled off quickly then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldnt mind if tina titz sat at the table id gladly chat to her

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

No, but I was once the weirdo on a non-stop train from Leicester to London that was full of folk that had got on before us and sat in all our reserved seats.

I stood in the middle of the carriage the whole way, humming and giggling to the stuff I was listening and watching on my phone because not one fucker offered their seat for even ten minutes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Birds of a feather and all that. I attract gorgeous,intelligent,smart,personable men

And those who love IKEA.

Have a fab time in London Caz!

"

And who like zombies and star trek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im a weirdo magnet.

oooooh ellloooooooooooooooooo you "

Helloooo xx

I should point out that hot weirdos are all welcome .. I am a weirdo too

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"That's why you should not smile. You're meant to be miserable on the train didn't you know?

"

I growl and bare my teeth a lot.

That tends to work.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

If I used public transport, I would be the weirdo on public transport.

So, would anyone like to invite the god of cheese into their life?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok, it's kinda a rhetorical question so don't all post YES

Train to Lancaster today, an elderly gent sat at my table and proceeded to try and get me to invite Jesus into my life...fortunately he was quite charming and funny with it and I've been bought up to be polite to my elders but it did make me squirm a wee bit, agnostic that I am...thank the Big Wahoonie it was only 45 minutes and the rest of my journey was uneventful..,

Anyone else always seem to attract the odder denizens of this planet on public transport?"

Are you an Aquarian by any chance? Only ask because this has happened to me all my life! (male here). If the village idiot gets on the bus they head straight for me and talk about allsorts. I usually end up chatting back and then they get off and follow me! (I find it so hard to say know).

I`m also a sucker for a sob story and hand out tenners and twenty poiund notes to beggars and tramps - drives the wife nuts

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Do I attract weirdos?"

Well you aint got rid of me yet.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"I do!!!! Mainly people with mental health issues but I don't mind. I'll talk to anyone me "

I once had a chat with a guy outside McDonald's who had 3 balloons in his hand and kept asking me where they were cos the wind kept blowing them behind him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do!!!! Mainly people with mental health issues but I don't mind. I'll talk to anyone me

I once had a chat with a guy outside McDonald's who had 3 balloons in his hand and kept asking me where they were cos the wind kept blowing them behind him. "

Ronald was never the sharpest knife in the cutlery drawer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, I have had a few journeys with characters on - is it better than no company, and have sociable people the rest of the time? A dilemma eh

I remember one guy opening a plastic bag and getting out little sculptures, placing them on a table in a particular way, then swigging on some port and telling me about his divorce. I was that tired I just laughed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had headphones on the last time a d*unk (he was in a right state!)tried to strike up a convo/ramble/rant on the bus.

Clearly heard him slur "here pal" a couple of times before I turned to him and shouted "sorry I can't hear you with these on" while pointing at my headphones.

Seemed to bamboozle him enough to discourage any further attempt to slur in my direction lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Had headphones on the last time a d*unk (he was in a right state!)tried to strike up a convo/ramble/rant on the bus.

Clearly heard him slur "here pal" a couple of times before I turned to him and shouted "sorry I can't hear you with these on" while pointing at my headphones.

Seemed to bamboozle him enough to discourage any further attempt to slur in my direction lol"

To be fair, I'd probably sit next to you if I was pissed as well. I'm a bit shy when I'm sober.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Had headphones on the last time a d*unk (he was in a right state!)tried to strike up a convo/ramble/rant on the bus.

Clearly heard him slur "here pal" a couple of times before I turned to him and shouted "sorry I can't hear you with these on" while pointing at my headphones.

Seemed to bamboozle him enough to discourage any further attempt to slur in my direction lol

To be fair, I'd probably sit next to you if I was pissed as well. I'm a bit shy when I'm sober. "

Too shy for some sexy shenanigans up the back of the bus?

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

I talk to anyone! And had some interesting conversations with people who clearly live in a different world than I do! Don't phaze me tho... I still waffel on n listen lol Do feel at times I got an arrow on me head or something... Passes the time and good to talk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought we were all wierd on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thought we were all wierd on here "

everyone is apart from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's why you should not smile. You're meant to be miserable on the train didn't you know?

"

No!!!! That's the exact opposite of what you should do. Don't put your bag on the seat next to you, smile sweetly at the person standing, pat the seat and wink at them. Guaranteed, they will think your a nutcase and move further away. Try talking to yourself as well. That always works.

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