FabSwingers.com forum: Things you could put in a coffin.

By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

You can only add things that would really fit in a coffin (So no cars or steam trains)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DVDs!

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By *uton_coupleCouple
over a year ago

luton

dead body

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

I could reckon i could get 40, 12 in garden gnomes

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

shoes

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Femme's shoes (don't tell her I said that)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dead body

or someone still alive you dont like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cd,s

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

pineapples

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Femme's shoes (don't tell her I said that)

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cheeky madam

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By *lackboaWoman
over a year ago

greenock

an awful lot of lentils !!!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"dead body

or someone still alive you dont like

that would by my ex-husband then - more affectionately known as "te arsewipe"

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Femme's shoes (don't tell her I said that)

cheeky madam

Hehe, admit it, you've missed me MWAH xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a baby bath

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Femme's shoes (don't tell her I said that)

cheeky madam

Hehe, admit it, you've missed me MWAH xxxx"
i did honey xxx

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

37 garden spades!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

2647 empty toilet roll tubes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"37 garden spades! "

I think you'll find that' 38

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some peas. Lots of them. Peas are great.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

31 years supply of pubic hair trimmings. If, and only if, released from the Robertsons marmalade jars in which they have accumulated over time.

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"37 garden spades!

I think you'll find that' 38"

What about forkhandles?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Some peas. Lots of them. Peas are great. "

garden, processed or mushy???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

31 years supply of pubic hair trimmings. If, and only if, released from the Robertsons marmalade jars in which they have accumulated over time."

You hit puberty at 19?? Or is that when you started shaving?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Some peas. Lots of them. Peas are great.

garden, processed or mushy???"

OI! I'm still here. Breathing.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

all westlife cd's

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

31 years supply of pubic hair trimmings. If, and only if, released from the Robertsons marmalade jars in which they have accumulated over time.

You hit puberty at 19?? Or is that when you started shaving?

What's puberty?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

susan boyle-alive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"37 garden spades!

I think you'll find that' 38

What about forkhandles?

Room for more than four candles !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some peas. Lots of them. Peas are great.

garden, processed or mushy???"

Siren says "Yum @ Mushy", I say, "fook off, its my coffin so garden variety only!"

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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Willy Hague says his boyfriend would fit

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

jelly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 02/09/10 22:36:44]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Willy Hague says his boyfriend would fit

With a hole drilled in the underside I assume?

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By *uton_coupleCouple
over a year ago

luton

viaticals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wishy

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

they could have one in the entrance of chams for mobile phones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wishy"

oo cheers. luv u too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wishy

oo cheers. luv u too.

Anyone who puts peas in can't be spared.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Porn DVDS ,,porn cd's(sounds of fucking couples) lol lol,,,sweets,,crisps,,beer!!,,,milkshake from one of those bloody outlets!,,my laugh! ,,lol,,,n finally summat to make u all happy:

ME!! LOL

*gets back in coffin*

lol

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Anyone said nails yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone said nails yet?"

NAILS! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wishy

oo cheers. luv u too.

Anyone who puts peas in can't be spared."

I'm going to pea.... heaven when I die. Love the things, cept mushy. Devil's vomit. Yuk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wishy

oo cheers. luv u too.

Anyone who puts peas in can't be spared.

I'm going to pea.... heaven when I die. Love the things, cept mushy. Devil's vomit. Yuk."

I think of this Fabulous site when i die...

*sits in coffin* n thinks yes it was wonderful,,

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Wishy

oo cheers. luv u too.

Anyone who puts peas in can't be spared.

I'm going to pea.... heaven when I die. Love the things, cept mushy. Devil's vomit. Yuk."

add sweetcorn to that x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wishy

oo cheers. luv u too.

Anyone who puts peas in can't be spared.

I'm going to pea.... heaven when I die. Love the things, cept mushy. Devil's vomit. Yuk.

add sweetcorn to that x"

and a subway sandwich.

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By *ornyandnymphoCouple
over a year ago

poole

Torch, cause I'm scared of the dark!

Yeah I know I'm 41, but still scared lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Add a Flat screen tv for the porn! lol lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me...

* SITS ON COFFIN *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* sits on coffin * or * gets bk in coffin *

....... only one way to find out

* sits on coffin *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All me socks lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pillow

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

A guitar

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Pocket fluff

loads and loads of pocket fluff.

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

I for one one would prefer something useful that i could use, the assumption being if you needed something therefore you would still be alive

So i nominate some pliers to remove the coffin nails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A monkey on a motorbike.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Afz6oTHAbo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thatcher.

Dead or alive.

Sooner rather than later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my bank manager

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Cheese.

Loads and loads of cheese.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Jelly beans. Many thousands of jelly beans.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

"Wishy

oo cheers. luv u too.

Anyone who puts peas in can't be spared.

I'm going to pea.... heaven when I die. Love the things, cept mushy. Devil's vomit. Yuk."

Oh dahling! Must be Pettit Pois...

(what is it with people liking overcooked peas! And with fookin vinegar!)

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

"Thatcher.

Dead or alive.

Sooner rather than later."

OMG! After 20 years... What has she done THIS time!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Two dead dwarfs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jedward (may have to dismember them first)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think ppl should have coffins anymore.

why waste good wood (no pun intended) on something that will rot.

I'd rather be cremated then emtied into a bottle and left burried under the sea bed with a cpl of crabs quarding my tomb.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put the Job Centre plus staff in a coffin!!

They all seem dead fuckers anyway!! lol lol

NEXT! lol

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Puppies.

Loads and loads of puppies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Puppies.

Loads and loads of puppies."

arrrrrr bless!

Id put some cats or kittens in too,,,love pussy! lol

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

More f's.

And some !!!!!!!!!!!! for good measure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More f's.

And some !!!!!!!!!!!! for good measure."

Tape measure?

Regards:

THE STIG lol

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Helium.

Inside a garishly pink and purple metallic balloon carrying the inscription :

"Good luck on your journey to hell, and may santa bring you all the delights you ever wished for."

Adapt for the fee as required.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Helium.

Inside a garishly pink and purple metallic balloon carrying the inscription :

"Good luck on your journey to hell, and may santa bring you all the delights you ever wished for."

Adapt for the fee as required.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

The woman i have just spoken to on the telephone, what a twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The woman i have just spoken to on the telephone, what a twat

2rite!!!!!!!!!!!!

here here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

David Dickenson,,,,Tim Wonacott both pratts n look half dead anyway,,,,arrr bang um IN!! lol

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By *aughty_kittyWoman
over a year ago

finger licking good

"I don't think ppl should have coffins anymore.

why waste good wood (no pun intended) on something that will rot.

I'd rather be cremated then emtied into a bottle and left burried under the sea bed with a cpl of crabs quarding my tomb....."

that something that will rot, is a loved one to someone who people choose not to burn.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

10 incrementally smaller coffins, one inside the other.

A Russian coffin if you will, maybe put a jelly tot in the smallest one just as a little surprise. (not a dead jelly tot)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah Russian coffin smaller ones go into a BIG one! hehehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hey notts your looking smart these days, had a big day in court???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and you know i love you xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

11,364 m&m's with all the yellow ones taken out..oh sorry! I thought this was the OCD thread.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"hey notts your looking smart these days, had a big day in court???

LMAO

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

The 'phones at clubs and partys.' thread might just fit.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"11,364 m&m's with all the yellow ones taken out..oh sorry! I thought this was the OCD thread."

I think you want the EVH thread...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

years subs to local swingers..may as well go in as sites a load of dogs bollocks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TNT

And be cremated, then the whole congregation could go out with a bang

Fairy liquid

And be buried at sea and washed up on the shore

Bleach

And go clean round the bend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"11,364 m&m's with all the yellow ones taken out..oh sorry! I thought this was the OCD thread.

I think you want the EVH thread..."

Eddie Van Halen? has he got an OCD then?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"11,364 m&m's with all the yellow ones taken out..oh sorry! I thought this was the OCD thread.

I think you want the EVH thread...

Eddie Van Halen? has he got an OCD then?"

Not sure, but they famously always insisted on M&M's without a specific colour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"11,364 m&m's with all the yellow ones taken out..oh sorry! I thought this was the OCD thread.

I think you want the EVH thread...

Eddie Van Halen? has he got an OCD then?

Not sure, but they famously always insisted on M&M's without a specific colour"

yeah, the brown ones..pussies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goths

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

William Hague's marriage.....it's as good as dead

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By *KhornyTimesMan
over a year ago

London

Sir ALex Ferguson. That will be all

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Sir ALex Ferguson. That will be all

All the trophies Sir Alex Ferguson has won.

Ohhhh er, how big's that coffin again?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Entrails.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two Goths

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

" Two Goths"

Any advance on two goths?

Going once, going twice, Gone.

Nails please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Three.!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

57 varieties of Heinz soup.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sisteen chapel ---Taperstries!! lol

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By *orthernlad57Man
over a year ago

Bolton

mother in law heheheheee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mother in law heheheheee"

father in law,,,,daughter in law,,sister in law,,,brother in law,,,the list is endless!! lol

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By *orthernlad57Man
over a year ago

Bolton

its a dam bigggg coffin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And a Goth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"its a dam bigggg coffin"

Yeah im chocking to death!!! lol

ps put ure nintendo wii in or xbox etc?

playstation 3 too.

*gets in coffin*

OUCH! all this stuff...lol

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

the Pope?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

erm?---yea and a minibar?

mmmmmmmmmmmm achohol!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this the same as Room 101?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this the same as Room 101?"

Depends if we're in room 102 or not.

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

the phones that are taken into swinging clubs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the phones that are taken into swinging clubs

Yeah, we've put that one to bed now.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"the phones that are taken into swinging clubs

Yeah, we've put that one to bed now.

Put to bed with a few slapped arses, just like when we were kids.

Aw memories of childhood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the phones that are taken into swinging clubs

Yeah, we've put that one to bed now.

Put to bed with a few slapped arses, just like when we were kids.

Aw memories of childhood."

Memories of childhood n a bed in a coffin.

but:

I like memories of childhood,,,,,i like a nice bed,,,

but which is better?

ONLY 1WAY TO FIND OUT:

fight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol lol

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

NOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"NOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo !"

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssssssss !

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

"NOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo !

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssssssss !

hope you dont plan to turn up at WIGAN dressed as Harry Hill nottz!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"NOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo !

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssssssssssssss !

hope you dont plan to turn up at WIGAN dressed as Harry Hill nottz!!

Oh yes!!

im gonna do that 4 u guys!

its gonna be a blast!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" And a Goth

"
.....oiii !!! what ya saying

* gets bk in coffin *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Goth,,,and,,,Count Dracula!

which is better?

lol

*gets back in my coffin*

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