FabSwingers.com forum: Luke is lost

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok so Luke's had to go to Newcastle for some conference thingy, and he's gone and got himself lost

and to top it off his sat nav has decided it no longer wants to work,

Is it wrong that I'm in fits of laughter at him getting all stroppy as he can't find where he's meant to be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be pissing myself laffing too.

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

"Ok so Luke's had to go to Newcastle for some conference thingy, and he's gone and got himself lost

and to top it off his sat nav has decided it no longer wants to work,

Is it wrong that I'm in fits of laughter at him getting all stroppy as he can't find where he's meant to be?

Poor guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's terrible....or did I mean terribly funny

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Ok so Luke's had to go to Newcastle for some conference thingy, and he's gone and got himself lost

and to top it off his sat nav has decided it no longer wants to work,

Is it wrong that I'm in fits of laughter at him getting all stroppy as he can't find where he's meant to be?

Wrong, probably but I can understand why.

Poor Luke, tired, alone, far away from home and lost.

You're a mean, mean wifey!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Its right to laugh as he would if it was you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poor Luke, tired, alone, far away from home and lost.

You're a mean, mean wifey!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The last that I heard was that he could see his hotel but had no idea had to get to it! ( it's ok he's using hands free )

Poor Luke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lucy! Your wickedness, gets worse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok so Luke's had to go to Newcastle for some conference thingy, and he's gone and got himself lost

and to top it off his sat nav has decided it no longer wants to work,

Is it wrong that I'm in fits of laughter at him getting all stroppy as he can't find where he's meant to be?

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me been a man who constantly gets lost whilst driving can have nothing but sympathy for that poor man. Pfft women

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

I think I would probably be laughing too. I usually am the o e that gets lost and I'm now used to people laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a member of the confederation of male brethren I fully sympathise with one of our number in this situation

Er how long is he away and what are you doing later?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Men don't get lost. They just have to suffer from misdirecting, lousy signage, out of date maps, lack of mobile coverage, stupid people who don't know their local area and a huge amount of bad luck and not his fault-age.

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Awww.... Poor Luke

Now that I stopped chuckling... Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lucy! Your wickedness, gets worse!

he makes me chuckle, he never ever ever plans his journeys, I bet he wishes he had taken the train now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never get lost , i may have times when I don't know where I am but I can assure you I'm not lost.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lucy! Your wickedness, gets worse!

he makes me chuckle, he never ever ever plans his journeys, I bet he wishes he had taken the train now

Bless him. Nice arse

Not him... Yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never get lost , i may have times when I don't know where I am but I can assure you I'm not lost. "

I never got lost but I do occasionally take alternative routes.

In Luke's case it should be

Let the train take the strain

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He's finally got there

but to add insult to injury his company have failed to pay for his hotel for tonight

they've booked in him for breakfast and dinner for tomorrow and his room for tomorrow night then breakfast for Wednesday, bless him bet he wishes he hadn't gone now

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By *nne CallanWoman
over a year ago

Nothing to see here. Please move along.

My dearest is a walking encyclopedia of the major roads in east anglia but gets lost and stuck in car parks.

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

Bloody shag nav,s never get you anywhere!!!

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

Meant sat nav...........oops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meant sat nav...........oops"

Course you did!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If he's in the city centre that's not that unusual...there's some bastard one way systems and diversions in place at the moment!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Meant sat nav...........oops"

Yeah yeah, we know what you meant

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If he's in the city centre that's not that unusual...there's some bastard one way systems and diversions in place at the moment!"

He got caught out in the one way system! He's still cursing

, so he's having a coffee to calm down. You could have met him and directed him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't know N upon T was adjacent to the Amazon jungle? Man up and get it sorted Luke!

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

Luke - use The Force

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If he's in the city centre that's not that unusual...there's some bastard one way systems and diversions in place at the moment!

He got caught out in the one way system! He's still cursing

, so he's having a coffee to calm down. You could have met him and directed him

I've got no sense of direction; I get lost in shopping centres! I'd be more decorative than useful

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If he's in the city centre that's not that unusual...there's some bastard one way systems and diversions in place at the moment!

He got caught out in the one way system! He's still cursing

, so he's having a coffee to calm down. You could have met him and directed him

I've got no sense of direction; I get lost in shopping centres! I'd be more decorative than useful

I'm sure you could have distracted him in one way or the other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My shag nav always says "not meeting at the monent@

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My voice on my sat nav was a Turkish guy called Memet

No matter what I typed in. I ended up at his brothers carpet shop in Mararis

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Luke - use The Force"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Luke - use The Force"

It's not with him at the moment

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Lucy, that is not funny!

I'm shitting myself going to Birmingham and find my way to the hotel! I have no sense of direction, can someone give me a google map PLEASE!

Birmingham airport to West Bromich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My shag nav always says "not meeting at the monent@

Do a u turn when possible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My shag nav always says "not meeting at the monent@

Do a u turn when possible. "
Rerouting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lucy, that is not funny!

I'm shitting myself going to Birmingham and find my way to the hotel! I have no sense of direction, can someone give me a google map PLEASE!

Birmingham airport to West Bromich

Foxy it is soooo very funny

you will be just fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You utter utter Bastard

Ps put the other Profile pic up im getting withdrawal symptoms

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You utter utter Bastard

Ps put the other Profile pic up im getting withdrawal symptoms

Gimp"

Yes I'm a bastard

and no it's time for some updated pictures

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Lucy, that is not funny!

I'm shitting myself going to Birmingham and find my way to the hotel! I have no sense of direction, can someone give me a google map PLEASE!

Birmingham airport to West Bromich

Foxy it is soooo very funny

you will be just fine

How dare you not take my post seriously!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lucy, that is not funny!

I'm shitting myself going to Birmingham and find my way to the hotel! I have no sense of direction, can someone give me a google map PLEASE!

Birmingham airport to West Bromich

Foxy it is soooo very funny

you will be just fine

How dare you not take my post seriously!

Of course I took your post seriously

just take a cab

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Lucy, that is not funny!

I'm shitting myself going to Birmingham and find my way to the hotel! I have no sense of direction, can someone give me a google map PLEASE!

Birmingham airport to West Bromich

Foxy it is soooo very funny

you will be just fine

How dare you not take my post seriously!

Of course I took your post seriously

just take a cab

But some have quoted £40 each way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lucy, that is not funny!

I'm shitting myself going to Birmingham and find my way to the hotel! I have no sense of direction, can someone give me a google map PLEASE!

Birmingham airport to West Bromich

Foxy it is soooo very funny

you will be just fine

How dare you not take my post seriously!

Of course I took your post seriously

just take a cab

But some have quoted £40 each way

Blimey socks that's expensive, although I'm not sure how far away the airport is from west Brom

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Oooh, he's rather dishy, so I'm sure someone will find him soon.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Lucy, that is not funny!

I'm shitting myself going to Birmingham and find my way to the hotel! I have no sense of direction, can someone give me a google map PLEASE!

Birmingham airport to West Bromich

Foxy it is soooo very funny

you will be just fine

How dare you not take my post seriously!

Of course I took your post seriously

just take a cab

But some have quoted £40 each way

Blimey socks that's expensive, although I'm not sure how far away the airport is from west Brom

Exactly answers on postcards please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooh, he's rather dishy, so I'm sure someone will find him soon.

Tina Luke's not lost anymore, he's all tucked up in his hotel bed

he's not a happy chappy though

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I managed to get lost inside Chams once so I am next to useless in geographical terms other than knowing how to find North when I can see stars. What direction does he need to point?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Oooh, he's rather dishy, so I'm sure someone will find him soon.

Tina Luke's not lost anymore, he's all tucked up in his hotel bed

he's not a happy chappy though

Good. However, since he is in the lost and found business, ask him if he's had any joy in finding the Space Shuttle I buried in the back garden in around 1983. It's been MIA ever since

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