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What’s the oddest things you've said while having an orgasm?

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

What things have you said aloud when cumming, or maybe while in a really good grove while doing it, that have seemed weird or silly afterwards?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Timberrrrrrrr sploooooosh!!!!

followed by a cheeky wink.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I don't think I could spell it, to be honest.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Take THIS you DIRTY FUCKING CUNT, you FUCKING LOVE it you FUCKING BITCH. YEAH, fucking alL of it, and i don't give A FUCK if it stings.

I do miss my gran though.

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

So do we

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so much for the fulfilment of sexual fantasies"

"how long to you plan to be 'almost there'"

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Yo biatch, shizzle my jizzle, brah! brah! brah!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"So do we "

Come on, no need for that.

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We know you dug her up...

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"So do we

Come on, no need for that.

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We know you dug her up..."

Only 'cos i needed to park my bike.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"So do we

Come on, no need for that.

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We know you dug her up...

Only 'cos i needed to park my bike."

That's no way to refer to your mother, after all she's done for you.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"So do we

Come on, no need for that.

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We know you dug her up...

Only 'cos i needed to park my bike.

That's no way to refer to your mother, after all she's done for you.

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You FOUND my mum?!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"So do we

Come on, no need for that.

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We know you dug her up...

Only 'cos i needed to park my bike.

That's no way to refer to your mother, after all she's done for you.

You FOUND my mum?!"

She found me.

I say "found", but it turns out restraining orders CAN expire.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"So do we

Come on, no need for that.

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We know you dug her up...

Only 'cos i needed to park my bike.

That's no way to refer to your mother, after all she's done for you.

You FOUND my mum?!

She found me.

I say "found", but it turns out restraining orders CAN expire.

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Isnt it amazing how fast a pensioner can move with an axe in their hand and the right motivation?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"So do we

Come on, no need for that.

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We know you dug her up...

Only 'cos i needed to park my bike.

That's no way to refer to your mother, after all she's done for you.

You FOUND my mum?!

She found me.

I say "found", but it turns out restraining orders CAN expire.

Isnt it amazing how fast a pensioner can move with an axe in their hand and the right motivation?"

That's just gravity. And a hefty shove.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I plead "not guilty your honour"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ud get away with pleading insanity you lot lol

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

sh*t the beds breaking!

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Hello mum can I call you back

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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whats that banging coming through the floor

this when I was with a guy who had a third floor bedsit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember on night many moons ago meeting someone and whilst we was in mid play it suddenly dawned on me that i had forgotten to take the chicken out the freezer for dinner the next day

only i didnt just think it in my head i actually said it out loud while this guy was down between my legs lol

its one of those moments i will never forget

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

My soul doth magnify the Lord,

And my spirit hath rejoiced in God my Savior.

For he hath regarded the low estate of his handmaiden: for, behold, from henceforth all generations shall call me blessed.

For he that is mighty hath done to me great things; and holy is his name.

And his mercy is on them that fear him from generation to generation.

He hath shewed strength with his arm; he hath scattered the proud in the imagination of their hearts.

He hath put down the mighty from their seats, and exalted them of low degree.

He hath filled the hungry with good things; and the rich he hath sent empty away.

He hath holpen his servant Israel, in remembrance of his mercy;

As he spake to our fathers, to Abraham, and to his seed for ever.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"My soul doth magnify the Lord,

And my spirit hath rejoiced in God my Savior.

For he hath regarded the low estate of his handmaiden: for, behold, from henceforth all generations shall call me blessed.

For he that is mighty hath done to me great things; and holy is his name.

And his mercy is on them that fear him from generation to generation.

He hath shewed strength with his arm; he hath scattered the proud in the imagination of their hearts.

He hath put down the mighty from their seats, and exalted them of low degree.

He hath filled the hungry with good things; and the rich he hath sent empty away.

He hath holpen his servant Israel, in remembrance of his mercy;

As he spake to our fathers, to Abraham, and to his seed for ever. "

crumbs talk about memories

I can still recite that, learnt it as a 10 year old for a nativity play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My soul doth magnify the Lord,

And my spirit hath rejoiced in God my Savior.

For he hath regarded the low estate of his handmaiden: for, behold, from henceforth all generations shall call me blessed.

For he that is mighty hath done to me great things; and holy is his name.

And his mercy is on them that fear him from generation to generation.

He hath shewed strength with his arm; he hath scattered the proud in the imagination of their hearts.

He hath put down the mighty from their seats, and exalted them of low degree.

He hath filled the hungry with good things; and the rich he hath sent empty away.

He hath holpen his servant Israel, in remembrance of his mercy;

As he spake to our fathers, to Abraham, and to his seed for ever.

crumbs talk about memories

I can still recite that, learnt it as a 10 year old for a nativity play"

thats a terrible fuckin lithp youv'e got !!!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"My soul doth magnify the Lord,

And my spirit hath rejoiced in God my Savior.

For he hath regarded the low estate of his handmaiden: for, behold, from henceforth all generations shall call me blessed.

For he that is mighty hath done to me great things; and holy is his name.

And his mercy is on them that fear him from generation to generation.

He hath shewed strength with his arm; he hath scattered the proud in the imagination of their hearts.

He hath put down the mighty from their seats, and exalted them of low degree.

He hath filled the hungry with good things; and the rich he hath sent empty away.

He hath holpen his servant Israel, in remembrance of his mercy;

As he spake to our fathers, to Abraham, and to his seed for ever.

crumbs talk about memories

I can still recite that, learnt it as a 10 year old for a nativity play

thats a terrible fuckin lithp youv'e got !!!!!

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hello you, and behave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My soul doth magnify the Lord,

And my spirit hath rejoiced in God my Savior.

For he hath regarded the low estate of his handmaiden: for, behold, from henceforth all generations shall call me blessed.

For he that is mighty hath done to me great things; and holy is his name.

And his mercy is on them that fear him from generation to generation.

He hath shewed strength with his arm; he hath scattered the proud in the imagination of their hearts.

He hath put down the mighty from their seats, and exalted them of low degree.

He hath filled the hungry with good things; and the rich he hath sent empty away.

He hath holpen his servant Israel, in remembrance of his mercy;

As he spake to our fathers, to Abraham, and to his seed for ever.

crumbs talk about memories

I can still recite that, learnt it as a 10 year old for a nativity play

thats a terrible fuckin lithp youv'e got !!!!!

hello you, and behave "

hiya pretty one !!!!

and I am always good !!! very good lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"My soul doth magnify the Lord,

And my spirit hath rejoiced in God my Savior.

For he hath regarded the low estate of his handmaiden: for, behold, from henceforth all generations shall call me blessed.

For he that is mighty hath done to me great things; and holy is his name.

And his mercy is on them that fear him from generation to generation.

He hath shewed strength with his arm; he hath scattered the proud in the imagination of their hearts.

He hath put down the mighty from their seats, and exalted them of low degree.

He hath filled the hungry with good things; and the rich he hath sent empty away.

He hath holpen his servant Israel, in remembrance of his mercy;

As he spake to our fathers, to Abraham, and to his seed for ever.

crumbs talk about memories

I can still recite that, learnt it as a 10 year old for a nativity play

thats a terrible fuckin lithp youv'e got !!!!!

hello you, and behave

hiya pretty one !!!!

and I am always good !!! very good lol

"
thats not what i have heard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My soul doth magnify the Lord,

And my spirit hath rejoiced in God my Savior.

For he hath regarded the low estate of his handmaiden: for, behold, from henceforth all generations shall call me blessed.

For he that is mighty hath done to me great things; and holy is his name.

And his mercy is on them that fear him from generation to generation.

He hath shewed strength with his arm; he hath scattered the proud in the imagination of their hearts.

He hath put down the mighty from their seats, and exalted them of low degree.

He hath filled the hungry with good things; and the rich he hath sent empty away.

He hath holpen his servant Israel, in remembrance of his mercy;

As he spake to our fathers, to Abraham, and to his seed for ever.

crumbs talk about memories

I can still recite that, learnt it as a 10 year old for a nativity play

thats a terrible fuckin lithp youv'e got !!!!!

hello you, and behave

hiya pretty one !!!!

and I am always good !!! very good lol

thats not what i have heard "

ooooooh gossip pray do tell !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What things have you said aloud when cumming, or maybe while in a really good grove while doing it, that have seemed weird or silly afterwards?"

"Your sister gushed like a fucking waterfall at this point."

Seemed a bit silly saying that on reflection, particularly when she then said, "I don't have a fucking sister! Do you actually remember my name?"

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

This is better than a shag , this is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit I forgot to bring my wallet.

Your much better than ya nan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that your mum or sister downstairs.

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