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Something to make you cringe...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've just remembered something I saw at Chams on Sunday that really makes me cringe...

Shortly after we arrived at the club (approx 3pm) we noticed a huge bowl of peanuts on the bar. I'm talking about a fruit bowl size of them here.

By 10pm they were all gone. Nothing but an empty bowl was left on the bar.

All those people who had been playing with other people's bits n peices then dipping unwashed hands into the same bowl of peanuts. I feel sick now.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

What about any poor soul with a peanut allergy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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What about any poor soul with a peanut allergy? "

At least you know who they are as they're the ones frothing at the mouth on the floor. You can avoid them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well at least they can all say the went to chams and got their nuts

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

Thats why i never eat nuts from a bar

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"I've just remembered something I saw at Chams on Sunday that really makes me cringe...

Shortly after we arrived at the club (approx 3pm) we noticed a huge bowl of peanuts on the bar. I'm talking about a fruit bowl size of them here.

By 10pm they were all gone. Nothing but an empty bowl was left on the bar.

All those people who had been playing with other people's bits n peices then dipping unwashed hands into the same bowl of peanuts. I feel sick now. "

Yep the thought had crossed my mind too

Did you wash your spoon out in your room too before making a brew? If not i won't say any more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would never touch those nuts I have known people who have sat in the corner cutting their toe nails and them flying into the nut bowl grose.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

the thread Tony Blair - The Voyage, recent posts around the 100-116 mark ( not precise )

i won't elaborate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Huh? what's that got to do with this?

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

I think if you read the thread title

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Huh? what's that got to do with this? "

I think he means it's making him cringe.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I wonder what the stats are on a bowl of peanuts at a swinging club.

In a pub you can usually find 100's of different varieties of urine on the peanuts.

One could imagine that you must combine 100 varieties of semen on top of the urine.

It's like a new super food, imagine the protein!!!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Huh? what's that got to do with this?

I think he means it's making him cringe."

Spot on Sharpy. Isn't that the thread topic?

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Huh? what's that got to do with this?

I think he means it's making him cringe."

So fess up Sharpie it was you who eat the pussy flavored nuts wasn't it

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"I wonder what the stats are on a bowl of peanuts at a swinging club.

In a pub you can usually find 100's of different varieties of urine on the peanuts.

One could imagine that you must combine 100 varieties of semen on top of the urine.

It's like a new super food, imagine the protein!!!"

Unless the previous nut grabber had been frolicking with a gusher and then it would contain absolutely no trace of urine what so ever

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Huh? what's that got to do with this?

I think he means it's making him cringe.

So fess up Sharpie it was you who eat the pussy flavored nuts wasn't it "

I never noticed the bowl, full or empty. I don't look for nuts in clubs...

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Huh? what's that got to do with this?

I think he means it's making him cringe.

So fess up Sharpie it was you who eat the pussy flavored nuts wasn't it

I never noticed the bowl, full or empty. I don't look for nuts in clubs... "

I don't mind looking for them its feeling them near my boootocks i stringently avoid!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Huh? what's that got to do with this?

I think he means it's making him cringe.

So fess up Sharpie it was you who eat the pussy flavored nuts wasn't it

I never noticed the bowl, full or empty. I don't look for nuts in clubs...

I don't mind looking for them its feeling them near my boootocks i stringently avoid! "

OK by your chin though?

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Huh? what's that got to do with this?

I think he means it's making him cringe.

So fess up Sharpie it was you who eat the pussy flavored nuts wasn't it

I never noticed the bowl, full or empty. I don't look for nuts in clubs...

I don't mind looking for them its feeling them near my boootocks i stringently avoid!

OK by your chin though? "

The only likelihood of that is someone hung from the ceiling!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"Huh? what's that got to do with this?

I think he means it's making him cringe.

So fess up Sharpie it was you who eat the pussy flavored nuts wasn't it

I never noticed the bowl, full or empty. I don't look for nuts in clubs...

I don't mind looking for them its feeling them near my boootocks i stringently avoid!

OK by your chin though?

The only likelihood of that is someone hung from the ceiling! "

You've thought it through in a fair amount of detail then?

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Huh? what's that got to do with this?

I think he means it's making him cringe.

So fess up Sharpie it was you who eat the pussy flavored nuts wasn't it

I never noticed the bowl, full or empty. I don't look for nuts in clubs...

I don't mind looking for them its feeling them near my boootocks i stringently avoid!

OK by your chin though?

The only likelihood of that is someone hung from the ceiling!

You've thought it through in a fair amount of detail then?"

When your chased by a mad wench covered in Jelly it makes you think about things while doing a 200m dash though a packed swingers club! I didn't want mi eye out after all

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"When your chased by a mad wench covered in Jelly it makes you think about things while doing a 200m dash though a packed swingers club! I didn't want mi eye out after all "

If you can't outrun a stilettoe'd wench covered in jelly, then you have enough problems, so I'll concede the point.

Whatever it was...

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"When your chased by a mad wench covered in Jelly it makes you think about things while doing a 200m dash though a packed swingers club! I didn't want mi eye out after all

If you can't outrun a stilettoe'd wench covered in jelly, then you have enough problems, so I'll concede the point.

Whatever it was..."

Your welcome.........have a nut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When your chased by a mad wench covered in Jelly it makes you think about things while doing a 200m dash though a packed swingers club! I didn't want mi eye out after all

If you can't outrun a stilettoe'd wench covered in jelly, then you have enough problems, so I'll concede the point.

Whatever it was...

Your welcome.........have a nut "

Are those the nuts I whizzed in ?

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"When your chased by a mad wench covered in Jelly it makes you think about things while doing a 200m dash though a packed swingers club! I didn't want mi eye out after all

If you can't outrun a stilettoe'd wench covered in jelly, then you have enough problems, so I'll concede the point.

Whatever it was...

Your welcome.........have a nut

Are those the nuts I whizzed in ?"

No, that was the bowl for the car keys.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"When your chased by a mad wench covered in Jelly it makes you think about things while doing a 200m dash though a packed swingers club! I didn't want mi eye out after all

If you can't outrun a stilettoe'd wench covered in jelly, then you have enough problems, so I'll concede the point.

Whatever it was...

Your welcome.........have a nut "

No thanks, I'm already fully stocked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not so much PEAnuts as WEEnuts ....... Ewwww!

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

I wouldn't eat peanuts out of a normal pub bowl let alone one at a swingers club......that is just so wrong!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if people was paying for nuts i would say need my own bag but free ,,,, and so you can just take some for a nibble now and again ,, lol get you in the swing of things to come ,, lol ok cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The moral of this thread is "Never eat bar snacks and always be the first at a buffet!".

XXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The moral of this thread is "Never eat bar snacks and always be the first at a buffet!".

XXXX"
well untill this letter here i never did think about it ,, lol

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Me neither, although my main thought is now "why would I want heavily salted fingertips in a swingers club", followed by "how guilty would I feel if I fingered a lady and sent her into anaphylactic shock"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always think that about the peanuts. There is a loo fairly close by to the bar as well. Very easy to go in there, come straight out and you have to walk past the peanuts.

But lets face it if we really thought about it in depth we wouldnt go to a swingers club. Not all the chairs are wipe clean and people dont have underwear on, they have rips in some of the wipe down beds etc so fluids could very easily get into the foam and lets face it, the jacuzzi. Ive seen them take a sample out of the water, but im not naive enough to think that a fully qualified microbiologist is doing the tests on it.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"I've just remembered something I saw at Chams on Sunday that really makes me cringe...

Shortly after we arrived at the club (approx 3pm) we noticed a huge bowl of peanuts on the bar. I'm talking about a fruit bowl size of them here.

By 10pm they were all gone. Nothing but an empty bowl was left on the bar.

All those people who had been playing with other people's bits n peices then dipping unwashed hands into the same bowl of peanuts. I feel sick now. "

I saw the same thing in a pub once, and some bloke with his ear next to the bowl.

I asked him what he was doing and he said "listening", so I did too.

The nuts were saying nice things like " you are very handsome" etc...

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.... yes, they were complimentary nuts!!!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I'm sorry, someone had to do it lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always think that about the peanuts. There is a loo fairly close by to the bar as well. Very easy to go in there, come straight out and you have to walk past the peanuts.

But lets face it if we really thought about it in depth we wouldnt go to a swingers club. Not all the chairs are wipe clean and people dont have underwear on, they have rips in some of the wipe down beds etc so fluids could very easily get into the foam and lets face it, the jacuzzi. Ive seen them take a sample out of the water, but im not naive enough to think that a fully qualified microbiologist is doing the tests on it. "

No ive seen him flipping burgers mid week !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats funny cos when i left at 1am, there was a bowl on the bar was too busy up till then to notice food

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

i had me mouth full of nuts at one point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I trust that you won't be having a dip in the jacuzzis then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh i will, im always in there, you have to stop thinking about it as youd never do anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

must remember to put Peanut butter on next time I am at a club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always think that about the peanuts. There is a loo fairly close by to the bar as well. Very easy to go in there, come straight out and you have to walk past the peanuts.

But lets face it if we really thought about it in depth we wouldnt go to a swingers club. Not all the chairs are wipe clean and people dont have underwear on, they have rips in some of the wipe down beds etc so fluids could very easily get into the foam and lets face it, the jacuzzi. Ive seen them take a sample out of the water, but im not naive enough to think that a fully qualified microbiologist is doing the tests on it. "

Go in at the end of the night and you get a complimentary sieve

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

The board eraser screeching on a blackboard.

eeeeeek

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

Big fat healthy rats running along the gutters in the wee small hours.

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