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The Fab 10 Commandments

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Some I think should be pretty agreeable, like thou shalt not bear false witness in thy pictures, or thou shalt not harass or thou shalt not send dick pics, but not everyone is going to agree with thou shalt not cancel last minute or thou shalt not send copy&paste messages cause sometimes it's reasonable and sometimes they work.

What do you think should be The Fab Ten Commandments?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

1. Tho shouldnt write absolute shit in tho's status as it gets on my tits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shall not make assumptions based on age.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tho shalt not compare thy Penis to a lynx can or sky remote or take pics in the toilet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tho shalt not moan about the lack of meets ....or even replies......

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

Thou shalt not think that every comment made in the forum is automatically invalid, if it doth not dovetail perfectly with thine own experience or preferences.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt not discuss the making of nor consuming of popcorn, nor any other such snack based food stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt not bear false witness in thy verifications

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

Thou shall treat other as I have loved you.

. . . Oh wait at a min that is a commandment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt not post attention seeking status updates.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thalt shall not discuss or go dredging. Some things are just wrong

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thalt shall not discuss or go dredging. Some things are just wrong

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Thalt shall not discuss or go dredging. Some things are just wrong

"

Ditto rosebuds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt not mount thine white charger, clad in tin foil, masquerading thy holiest of intentions in the defence of fair maiden, for the maiden shalt spurn thine advances, for thy intent is for you to splatteth thine seed across said maidens breast and the forum bretheren will foretell of your undoing.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Single men... Thou shalt not get a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thou shalt not mount thine white charger, clad in tin foil, masquerading thy holiest of intentions in the defence of fair maiden, for the maiden shalt spurn thine advances, for thy intent is for you to splatteth thine seed across said maidens breast and the forum bretheren will foretell of your undoing."

Amen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt go on and on and on about the EU ad nauseam, world without end

Amen

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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago

Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14

Thou shall have only unwashed thoughts and not bodies, as now is the time to be acquainted with both soap and water not Lynx Africa and polo's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thou shalt go on and on and on about the EU ad nauseam, world without end

Amen"

I may have missed a 'not' out there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tho shalt not compare thy Penis to a lynx can or sky remote or take pics in the toilet. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right......now thats all sorted.....what shall we talk about?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Thou shalt covet thy virtual fab neighbour's ass.

*but not expect ever to 'smash it in'!

A

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Thou shalt not use gauche names like Pussy Destroyer or Cunt Crusher for it demonstrates an immature outlook.

Thou shall also not use 'hung' 'vwe' 'monster cock' or BBC when referring to an appendage that is clearly dwarfed by a packet of Polish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou should covet thy neighbours ass

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thou shalt covet thy virtual fab neighbour's ass.

*but not expect ever to 'smash it in'!

A"

Or destroy it.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Though shalt bmnot assume that anyone isn't able to get unlimited meets, as all are highly attractive and can get anything or person they want, with sufficient effort, profile rewrites and good pics - but not cocks - especially if using all available cash to go to every club night and social going.

Though shalt not be a white knight, offering too much help to damsels in distress, as even a small piece of advice will have you marked as undesirable ny many, however life threatening the damsel's plight.

Though shaky not question the existence of any clique, forum or otherwise or face a lifetime of celibacy.

Though shalt not think of becoming a bi male as you will face eternal blocking and damnation by the many.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Though shall do nothing to hint that you have not studied all profiles in detail and be able to pass with First Class Honours, your studies of them, lest tho' gets all - ie, nothing ever- which tho' deserves.

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By *isstinseltoesWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Thou shall read profiles and not just look at pics

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

Thou shall covert thy neighbours wife

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Thou shall shut the fuck up about Sydney University and your copyright. Thou ain't that interesting anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shall not read messages from people who do not attach a face picture!

Thou shall get annoyed when it's a cock pic!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Thou shalt not give two flying fucks how others use the site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thou shall shut the fuck up about Sydney University and your copyright. Thou ain't that interesting anyway."

Sorry !

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Thou shall shut the fuck up about Sydney University and your copyright. Thou ain't that interesting anyway.

Sorry ! "

Pffft! You knew what you were doing when you chose that name. You have only yourself to blame

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Thou shalt please oneself and not giveth a shit what others think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt not send replies such as "ye" "lol" "k" etc etc so on and so on

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Thou shalt not send replies such as "ye" "lol" "k" etc etc so on and so on "

Ye, k

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By *itsyWoman
over a year ago

Kendal/Penrith


"Thou shall shut the fuck up about Sydney University and your copyright. Thou ain't that interesting anyway."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thou shalt not send replies such as "ye" "lol" "k" etc etc so on and so on

Ye, k "

It's acceptable on the forum's, complete dead end via pm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Though shalt bmnot assume that anyone isn't able to get unlimited meets, as all are highly attractive and can get anything or person they want, with sufficient effort, profile rewrites and good pics - but not cocks - especially if using all available cash to go to every club night and social going.

Though shalt not be a white knight, offering too much help to damsels in distress, as even a small piece of advice will have you marked as undesirable ny many, however life threatening the damsel's plight.

Though shaky not question the existence of any clique, forum or otherwise or face a lifetime of celibacy.

Though shalt not think of becoming a bi male as you will face eternal blocking and damnation by the many.

"

Try getting that on a stone tablet and carry it down from a mountain!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If thou art a single man thou shalt be witty, wise, always to have something intelligent to say and handsome, or thou shalt live in the land of nomeet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Though shaky not question the existence of any clique, forum or otherwise or face a lifetime of celibacy.

"

Well that's us screwedth, thou art always wanging on about the forum clique that much like the secret order of the Knights templar doesn't exist, unless you happen not to be in said cliqueth, as everything thouart sayeth gets ignored eth.

So I hear

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Thou shalt not throw dummy out of pram or get offensive when a lady says she's not interested.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt not send an opening message consisting of "how are you?", "how are you finding the site?" Or "any luck on here".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Though shall not use text speak or use this site like Facebook we don't care what you had for lunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt not lie about ones age to get around filters,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Though shall be truthful about your cock size

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thou shalt not mention Blue Waffle.

oops

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By *igwilly2kMan
over a year ago

The Land of Kink!

Tho shall not timewaste!

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

Thou shalt not send messages to couples but only address the female, as if he doesn't exist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Though shall be truthful about your cock size "

*within a reasonable 'margin for error', obviously...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

though shalt not reply then block

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shall not borrow thou's lodgers fun sized Snickers bar

Thou shall not spray Lynx deodourant on thine todger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt not refer to thyself in thy username as 'hot' 'sexy' 'gorgeous' 'milf' etc - as t'is for others to decide if thou art these things - not thyself!! Xx

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By *onyneMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Thou shall not automatically presume people without photographs visible are not genuine...

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Thou shalt not be a fab member for longer than a possibly unreasonable and inevitably variable user-defined period of time, without being verified, and expect to be taken seriously as a member, as thou art most definitely to suffer in eternal damnation as any or all of the following - not genuine, a pic collector, phone wanker, cheating partner, ashamed to show a verification detailing how crap in the sack you are, socially inept, deceitful/liar, poster of innumerous profiles or a student doing research.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt have no other gods except genitalia.

Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image because I the Lord thy God am a jealous God and swinging is not for me, I just sneak up on unsuspecting virgins instead And am always amused when they have to explain a few months later....you wouldn't believe some of the stories some of them come up with!

Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain but must recite it during orgasm.

Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy. Six days shalt thou have sex but rest at least one day a week for gods sake!

Thou shalt not kill but i'm confident Thou could find a fetish for almost anything else.

Thou shalt not commit adultery unless thou has permission or alternatively are willing to face the consequences!

Thou shalt not steal, simply ask and other men's wives or women's husbands will be provided for you.

Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour, the integrity of verifications is to be respected.

Thou shalt covet thy neighbour’s wife or he may be offended and she'll think you're a bit stuck up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt not ask tv's for sex when having straight on their profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Though shalt not beat false witness by portraying thine appendage through the medium of images that flattereth, for the demons of google shalt scour the heavens and revealeth your true form.

For the search of reversage shalt be our savior, and the heavens will rejoice with the chorus of a thousand forumites declaring "verily that appendage belongeth to a man on xhamster who resideth in Bolivia"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thou shalt have no other gods except genitalia.

Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image because I the Lord thy God am a jealous God and swinging is not for me, I just sneak up on unsuspecting virgins instead And am always amused when they have to explain a few months later....you wouldn't believe some of the stories some of them come up with!

Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain but must recite it during orgasm.

Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy. Six days shalt thou have sex but rest at least one day a week for gods sake!

Thou shalt not kill but i'm confident Thou could find a fetish for almost anything else.

Thou shalt not commit adultery unless thou has permission or alternatively are willing to face the consequences!

Thou shalt not steal, simply ask and other men's wives or women's husbands will be provided for you.

Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour, the integrity of verifications is to be respected.

Thou shalt covet thy neighbour’s wife or he may be offended and she'll think you're a bit stuck up."

I like it!!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Thou shalt not bear false witness or name those who have brought you shame

Thou must intone the response 'each to their own' to soothe the vile sting of disagreement with one's fellow forumites

Thou shalt never Google terms of which the meaning is unclear for fear of having to pluck one's own eyes out at that which you hath discovered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt not be invited to a party and turn up a day early

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By *ink magnolia s yorksWoman
over a year ago

south yorkshire


"Tho shalt not compare thy Penis to a lynx can or sky remote or take pics in the toilet. "
pmsl I like that one

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By *ink magnolia s yorksWoman
over a year ago

south yorkshire


"Thou shalt not throw dummy out of pram or get offensive when a lady says she's not interested.

"

Tho shalt not go on and on when told not interested (just pisseth off) and thought shalt not demand exceptions because though is 'special'

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By *ink magnolia s yorksWoman
over a year ago

south yorkshire

Thou shalt not ask 'any plans for the weekend' on Fridays or 'how was your weekend' on Mondays, as it pisseth off ladies who get asketh this question continually.

Thou shalt not be dull and asketh 'how was your christmas/easter/new year/bank holiday' as it tendeth to be dull and boring when asketh by 50 message in a row... Especially 'eth' when it was shot anyway! Calledeth 'rubbing salt in the wounds'.

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By *ink magnolia s yorksWoman
over a year ago

south yorkshire


"Thou shalt not refer to thyself in thy username as 'hot' 'sexy' 'gorgeous' 'milf' etc - as t'is for others to decide if thou art these things - not thyself!! Xx"
amen to that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thou shalt not refer to thyself in thy username as 'hot' 'sexy' 'gorgeous' 'milf' etc - as t'is for others to decide if thou art these things - not thyself!! Xx amen to that"

praise be!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt commit adultery. (But ONLY IF their partner is joining in in some way)

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By *arry247Couple
over a year ago

Wakefield

In support of downtrodden single males who cannot get meets I would suggest.

Thou shalt not turn down meets with single males.

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

Thou shalt use the search function of the forum before posting a thread that's been discussed a million times before - e.g. married, bareback, why can't I get a meet.

Thou shalt not use thy status to whinge and moan about timewasters, fakes or name and shame lest thee be instablocked. Not attractive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shall on occasion read and comment on other forumites threads , not selfishly drum up drivel .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt consider thine post, for the post with anger and malice will cause much wailing and gnashing of teeth, and verily the forums will resound with a thousand block button clicks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thou shalt not post attention seeking status updates....."

Why the fuck not if ya got it flaunt it

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Thou shalt not throw dummy out of pram or get offensive when a lady says she's not interested.

Tho shalt not go on and on when told not interested (just pisseth off) and thought shalt not demand exceptions because though is 'special' "

"Just pisseth off" love it!!!

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By *r jblMan
over a year ago

from parts unknown


"Tho shalt not moan about the lack of meets ....or even replies......"
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Never count to ten.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

1.You shall have no other god than the one you callout to mid-orgasm.

2.You shall not make idols of people you wouldn't look twice at in the street.

3.You shall not take the name of Swinger in vain.

4.Remember the Sabbath day, it's a good day to chill out at a swinging club..

5.Honor your agreed meets.

6.You shall not murder pet rabbits if the owner won't meet you again.

7.You shall not commit adultery via a singles profile behind your partner's back.

8.You shall not steal photos from porn sites and use them as your own.

9.You shall not bear false witness in the form of verifications.

10.You shall not covet your neighbour's wife, unless they are up for a threesome.

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By *inkxRabbitWoman
over a year ago

Mostly in GU24

Thy shalt not download photographs provided for titillation and advertising purposes to thine own website.

Thy shalt not break trading standards rules re description of goods on offer or by posting non- representative or misleading photographs.

For thy shalt be out of luck when meeting a fab member for we are not stupid; we will instantly notice that your photographs are not genuine or indeed that they are many years old.

So do thineself a favour and do not over exaggerate one's appendage girth and length, for women are very adept at judging size. Rumours to the contrary do not apply to the estimation of the size of the male appendage. We just keep that ability to ourselves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thou shalt not beg to be fab'd

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Thou shalt not ask for instashag.

Claire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt not harp on about excersise and diet when thou hast no intention atalleth of engaging in such practices.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt not ask which photo to use for an avatar.

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By *rincessAdrestiaTV/TS
over a year ago

Reading

Thou shalt tidy thine room before taking profile photos....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thou shalt remove skiddies from your botty before taking bum shots and not reveal what you had for lunch

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Thou shalt not have will filleth in later on profiles.

Claire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thou shall shut the fuck up about Sydney University and your copyright. Thou ain't that interesting anyway."

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