FabSwingers.com forum: Funky's Art Corner

By *unky monkey OP Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

I've noticed their doesn't seem to be a creative outlet for forum users here at Fab.

So I've decided to open up an Art Corner as a therapeutic escape from the pressure of every day forum life.

Feeling a little inferior after reading the penis size thread?

A bit depressed at your inability to be assimilated into a clique?

Why not stop by Funky's Art Corner and have a lil sketch!

I'll start the ball rolling with a little illustration I've been working on. It's a graphical interpretation of my clique being aloof and rude to a newbie, I hope you all like it...

(~'-')~________(-(-_(-_-)_-)-)

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahaha nice one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(~'')~'')~'')~'')~'')~'')~'')~'')~ ============================================================ \('O')/

I call this "the path well trod to a single womans door...."

tracey emin is trying to close this thread down as you read it.....

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By *unky monkey OP Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

Charming!

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

whats the thing with all the ? supposed to be i just aint getting it.

And yes i have got too much time on my hands today but i am out in the sun too so not all bad

Steve

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

" cough cough cough cough "

entitled :

standard reply, if any, received by mushroom to messages out.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"am i the only one that squinted my eyes at the 2nd post on here to see if it actually was a picture?!

Too much free time in the office me thinks!"

May i interest you in mushy's patented ( applied for ) Hands On Office Solution Software,( lol ) to relieve office boredom and stress?

For your 30 day trial periods please contact 007....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"whats the thing with all the ? supposed to be i just aint getting it.

And yes i have got too much time on my hands today but i am out in the sun too so not all bad

Steve "

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Stating the over obvious it may need the installation of tried and tested hardware.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"whats the thing with all the ? supposed to be i just aint getting it.

And yes i have got too much time on my hands today but i am out in the sun too so not all bad

Steve

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Ah, much better when it a single one

not unlike a wank.

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By *unky monkey OP Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

Stating the over obvious it may need the installation of tried and tested hardware."

Here's me busting a cap in the ass of any art critics...

(Ó_ò)______ ? ? ??'??\????\=(ò_ó)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

speak for yaself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is it??? I'm bugged, someone please tell me what it is!

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

yep right got it now and your right much clearer with just 1

thanks

Steve

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By *unky monkey OP Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

"What is it??? I'm bugged, someone please tell me what it is!"

The bird!

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By *unky monkey OP Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

[Removed by poster at 02/09/10 14:49:12]

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

De bugging software is part of the service features ma'am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh yeeeeeeaaaaahhhhh....Katy says squinting and cocking her head to the side!

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By *unky monkey OP Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

Raaaarrrrr!!!!

['''] [-_-] [''']

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"oh yeeeeeeaaaaahhhhh....Katy says squinting and cocking her head to the side!"

Is it just me that tried to rearrange that sentence into something seedy?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"oh yeeeeeeaaaaahhhhh....Katy says squinting and cocking her head to the side!

Is it just me that tried to rearrange that sentence into something seedy?

As seedy as a burger, good meat between two rounded sesame baps?

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

"Raaaarrrrr!!!!

['''] [-_-] [''']"

LMFAO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

honestly boys, can we not have a thread without you turning it into something sex related? Tssssk.....

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By *unky monkey OP Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

"honestly boys, can we not have a thread without you turning it into something sex related? Tssssk.....

Oh shush, here is you running after my tinkle

8=====D ~(*o*~)

Nur!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"honestly boys, can we not have a thread without you turning it into something sex related? Tssssk.....

We're talking about baps, not...doing "it".

Women...

one track minds....

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"honestly boys, can we not have a thread without you turning it into something sex related? Tssssk.....

We're talking about baps, not...doing "it".

Women...

one track minds...."

Where?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are you all talking in Dutchinese?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"honestly boys, can we not have a thread without you turning it into something sex related? Tssssk.....

We're talking about baps, not...doing "it".

Women...

one track minds....

Where?"

Nice try, but I'm not telling!

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By *unky monkey OP Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

Raaaarrrrr!!! Part II the sequel

("\(.:.:.)/")

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

lol thats taken you two hours?

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By *unky monkey OP Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

"lol thats taken you two hours? "

Nooooo! I've been busy drawing loads of willies and boobies as well!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I give up with you lot!

Try to get you to use punctuation on a normal thread and you'd rather drink your own wee.

Set up an "art" thread and everyone knows where the feckin' shift key is all of a sudden.

It's all Tony Blairs/David Camerons (delete as applicable to your own sweeping prejudices) fault for not funding education.

I have had a wank and frozen my ejaculate into the shape of a swan in flight.

Just not sure how i'm going to display it here...

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I give up with you lot!

Try to get you to use punctuation on a normal thread and you'd rather drink your own wee.

Set up an "art" thread and everyone knows where the feckin' shift key is all of a sudden.

It's all Tony Blairs/David Camerons (delete as applicable to your own sweeping prejudices) fault for not funding education.

I have had a wank and frozen my ejaculate into the shape of a swan in flight.

Just not sure how i'm going to display it here..."

Typical. An artistic, creative thread and your !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! key goes all shy on us. And yer caps lock is FUCKED.

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I give up with you lot!

Try to get you to use punctuation on a normal thread and you'd rather drink your own wee.

Set up an "art" thread and everyone knows where the feckin' shift key is all of a sudden.

It's all Tony Blairs/David Camerons (delete as applicable to your own sweeping prejudices) fault for not funding education.

I have had a wank and frozen my ejaculate into the shape of a swan in flight.

Just not sure how i'm going to display it here...

Typical. An artistic, creative thread and your !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! key goes all shy on us. And yer caps lock is FUCKED.

Admit it, you're just shit at drawing!

(it's okay, we're artistes here - you can come to the beginners session)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 02/09/10 17:20:55]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I drew boobs but the bloody prog resized them!!

My Boobs ( * )( * )

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over a year ago

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Granny wins the Turner prize for forum art with her submission "Empty Comment"!

A striking piece of visually arresting space where it's not what IS said, but what is left UNSAID is the overwhelming theme - leaving the _iewer to interpret the emptiness of the comment, forums, and indeed their own pathetic existence.

Charles Saatchi has bid half a mill aleady....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Mouse :3 )~

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I give up the mousies nose keeps disappearing ..........

~Ahem....... A mouse with no nose :3 )~

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Granny. ?

(.)(.)

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Where's the nose?

:3)~

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Granny wins the Turner prize for forum art with her submission "Empty Comment"!

Charles Saatchi has bid half a mill aleady...."

Oh .....how can I thank you xx

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By *unky monkey OP Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

[Removed by poster at 02/09/10 17:26:37]

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Oh I give up the mousies nose keeps disappearing ..........

~Ahem....... A mouse with no nose :3 )~"

Damn...I tried and failed too.

An over-inquisitive mouse?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

for some reason directional triangles son't appear, here in forums or in messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Granny. ?

(.)(.) "

We've obviously never met

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By *unky monkey OP Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I drew boobs but the bloody prog resized them!!

My Boobs ( * )( * ) "

pert nipples there granny.

I like large areolaes

( @ Y @ )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Rose ..... by granny @

I pulled all the leaves off

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Charles Saatchi could have a fabulous collection of art up here, there is no end of half mills around.

That said, there is a permanent Hockney gallery at the World Heritage Site of Saltaire Mill, Shipley, Bradford.

Sir Titus, he of the original "education, education,education".

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Granny wins the Turner prize for forum art with her submission "Empty Comment"!

Charles Saatchi has bid half a mill aleady....

Oh .....how can I thank you xx"

YOu don't have toGranny. As far as he's concerned i'm your agent as well as the impressario who disovered you. I'm on 25%. Plus costs, of course.

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

(_8^(I) Doh !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

~that's homer ...... not the poet

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By *unky monkey OP Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

"(_8^(I) Doh !"

heres Marge to go with your Homer

@@@8^ )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll see your marge and raise you a kilroy

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------( o o )--------

-oo0--(_)-0oo---...

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"(_8^(I) Doh !

heres Marge to go with your Homer

@@@8^ )"

I can't believe it's not butter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(\_/)

(0_0)

(")(") A bunny for your marge

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

" (\_/)

(0_0)

(")(") A bunny for your marge"

A slighty tired bunny?

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By *unky monkey OP Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

taken from behind

(~"(^'o')^

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over a year ago

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I'll see your marge and raise you a kilroy

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Was Kilroy here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

@]--'--'-- A Rose

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By *unky monkey OP Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

[Removed by poster at 02/09/10 17:41:06]

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tut .......

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Forum Mod
over a year ago

()_()

(="=)

( . )

C((")(")

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

[Removed by poster at 02/09/10 17:45:17]

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By *unky monkey OP Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

Home time for me, catch y'all later

Respek

(òÓ,)_\,,/

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

i thought it said "funkys fart corner"

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"i thought it said "funkys fart corner"

That would be "performance art".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

femme's pineapple.

{#}

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"i thought it said "funkys fart corner"

That would be "performance art"."
bet some fucker would pay to watch as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tuttttttt! that mouse ate it's leaves off!!

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"i thought it said "funkys fart corner"

That would be "performance art".bet some fucker would pay to watch as well

You're looking for a more "specialist" website than ths one methinks.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"i thought it said "funkys fart corner"

That would be "performance art".bet some fucker would pay to watch as well

You're looking for a more "specialist" website than ths one methinks.

"
i said some fucker, not me

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"i thought it said "funkys fart corner"

That would be "performance art".bet some fucker would pay to watch as well

You're looking for a more "specialist" website than ths one methinks.

i said some fucker, not me

I retract the (unintentional) insinuation.

I cannot help wondering however, if the three "emoticons" in your post represent your facial expression before, during and after the act in question?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"i thought it said "funkys fart corner"

That would be "performance art".bet some fucker would pay to watch as well

You're looking for a more "specialist" website than ths one methinks.

i said some fucker, not me

I retract the (unintentional) insinuation.

I cannot help wondering however, if the three "emoticons" in your post represent your facial expression before, during and after the act in question?

"
i dont fart...i do ladypuffs

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By *unky monkey OP Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

I love pussy

=^..^=

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By *unky monkey OP Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I love pussy

=^..^="

When they dont have crabs...

(\/) Ó_ò (\/)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its like tony hart in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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//___// shoot em

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"i dont fart...i do ladypuffs

They smell like farts.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

is performance art permissible?

"Here i sit, broken hearted

Came to shit and only farted"

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over a year ago

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By *unky monkey OP Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

is performance art permissible?

"Here i sit, broken hearted

Came to shit and only farted""

It is permissible if you illustrate it.

here is Mushy bent over letting his performance rip..

*rz~~~

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over a year ago

in the night garden

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aaaahhhhhhhh pretty {'''}(O.O){'''}

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"i dont fart...i do ladypuffs

They smell like farts."
how do u know , mine smell like ladypuffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ladypuffs? shouldn't they be in the potato based snack thread?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"ladypuffs? shouldn't they be in the potato based snack thread?"
eat em if ya want.....kinky fucker

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"i dont fart...i do ladypuffs

They smell like farts.how do u know , mine smell like ladypuffs

ah the faint twinge of lavender in the air.......NOT!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"i dont fart...i do ladypuffs

They smell like farts.how do u know , mine smell like ladypuffs

ah the faint twinge of lavender in the air.......NOT!!

"
i fucking hate lavender

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By *unky monkey OP Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

"i dont fart...i do ladypuffs

They smell like farts.how do u know , mine smell like ladypuffs

ah the faint twinge of lavender in the air.......NOT!!

i fucking hate lavender

Yeah it's the smell of old ladies if you mix it 5 parts lavender - 1 part piss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nan?..is that you?

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By *unky monkey OP Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

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By *unky monkey OP Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

Have a nice weekend everyone xxx

‹^› (o_o) ‹^›

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By *unky monkey OP Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

OK I've finished!

It's took me 37 weeks to get it just right but here is a shark swimming in still water...

~~~~~~^~~~~~

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"OK I've finished!

It's took me 37 weeks to get it just right but here is a shark swimming in still water...

~~~~~~^~~~~~"

Hooray! The Turner Prize for you, sir!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

o0o0o0o0o0o0o

that's my interpretation of bubble wrap.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

[Removed by poster at 16/05/11 13:49:35]

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"[Removed by poster at 16/05/11 13:49:35]"

^^^ That was my interpretation of a time space worm holey thingy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooO

( )

\ (

\_)

suck my toes!! lol

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By *unky monkey OP Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

"[Removed by poster at 16/05/11 13:49:35]

^^^ That was my interpretation of a time space worm holey thingy..."

Mate it's shit.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"[Removed by poster at 16/05/11 13:49:35]

^^^ That was my interpretation of a time space worm holey thingy...

Mate it's shit."

Well I reckon it was more a sort of purpley-pink to be fair...

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By *unky monkey OP Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

___)\__\o/___

Following on from my 'shark in still water' masterpiece, here is a shark attacking a human.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Okay, a streaker resting on a park bench...

(_!_)

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^___^

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Okay, a streaker resting on a park bench...

(_!_)

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^___^"

This is worse than fecking etch-a-sketch!!

I want my crayons back!!!

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By *unky monkey OP Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Okay, a streaker resting on a park bench...

(_!_)

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^___^

This is worse than fecking etch-a-sketch!!

I want my crayons back!!!

There you go old chum!

())__CRAYOLA__))]D

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Okay, a streaker resting on a park bench...

(_!_)

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^___^

This is worse than fecking etch-a-sketch!!

I want my crayons back!!!

There you go old chum!

())__CRAYOLA__))]D"

I wanted pre-Raphelite crayons, not your modern pop-art ones. They taste funny.

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By *unky monkey OP Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Okay, a streaker resting on a park bench...

(_!_)

-----

^___^

This is worse than fecking etch-a-sketch!!

I want my crayons back!!!

There you go old chum!

())__CRAYOLA__))]D

I wanted pre-Raphelite crayons, not your modern pop-art ones. They taste funny.

())__Pre-Rapheliteola__))]D

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Cheers mate, you understand me so well.

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By *unky monkey OP Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

Here's a sneak peak from the blue prints of my upcoming FUNKY FUCK ROBOT™ I've been talking about!

d[ o_0 ]b

I'm only showing his head today but I've also completed work on his telescopic penis.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

My crayons snapped.

Okay, one last try. My car windscreen after a trip down the M1 in gnat mating season.

....:..:.(___)..::......

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.O.:....:....:......:..:

Reminds me, I must get that crack repaired.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.............oooO..

...oooO..(....)...

...(....).....)../...

....\..(.....(_/...

.....\_)...............

footprints - but leading where? That is the question.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

".............oooO..

...oooO..(....)...

...(....).....)../...

....\..(.....(_/...

.....\_)...............

footprints - but leading where? That is the question."

Very good, I think its me though as it appears to be two left feet.

Here's a very small spider talking to a worm

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By *unky monkey OP Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

".............oooO..

...oooO..(....)...

...(....).....)../...

....\..(.....(_/...

.....\_)...............

footprints - but leading where? That is the question."

They appear to be walking toward your boobs.

Here is a picture of me doing the same.

( . Y .)___~('-'~)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes I did notice that it appeared as two left feet after I posted it

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

A worm talking to a very small spider

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By *unky monkey OP Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

"A worm talking to a very small spider

~*"

A big fuck off spider about to eat a long worm!

///\oo/\\\ ¸.·´¯`·.´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

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------( o o )--------

..-oo0--(_)-0oo---...

Wot no worms!

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

----@

----'@

roses for View.

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By *iercedTattooedBBWWoman
over a year ago

bangor

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over a year ago

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"----@

----@

----'@

roses for View.

thanks........ just saw this

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

"Raaaarrrrr!!! Part II the sequel

("\(.:.:.)/") "

hmmmm looks more like "I give up" to me but hey what's art for?

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over a year ago

"A worm talking to a very small spider

A big fuck off spider about to eat a long worm!

///\oo/\\\ ¸.·´¯`·.´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A worm talking to a very small spider

~*"

how sweet. was that not a monthy python refrain?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what a load o fart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oops typo

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over a year ago

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Smiley Threesome

Yeah... I know it's a bit squishy but give me a break... I haven't had the full 37 weeks to work on it

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over a year ago

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ive been working on this all night ...finally got the hang of copy and paste keys .....

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

bloody hell Polo... how long did that take you. Startling resemblance to the funkster though!!!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"bloody hell Polo... how long did that take you. Startling resemblance to the funkster though!!!"

About 3 minutes... he wouldn't sit still for any longer than that.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

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By *unky monkey OP Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

That looks like my sex robot FFR01 a few posts up!

d[ o_0 ]b ____(No it doesn't!!! I'm much more handsomerererer you fucknut!)

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"That looks like my sex robot FFR01 a few posts up!

I gave you a bigger cock on my piccie

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By *unky monkey OP Man
over a year ago

in the night garden

"That looks like my sex robot FFR01 a few posts up!

I gave you a bigger cock on my piccie

Erm erm it's telescopic!!!!!!!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Erm erm it's telescopic!!!!!!!

That may come in handy if extra support is needed for the marquee tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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these shoes are bldy difficult to walk in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so I'm a beginner?

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