FabSwingers.com forum: Newspapers.....

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Uses for them

reading

putting under the cuckoo clock to catch the poo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

starting fires

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"starting fires

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twisted firestarter

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

cutting up to send poison pen letters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"starting fires

twisted firestarter

breaking out the prodigy now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Killing spiders.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

handy when loo roll has run out!!!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

padding out new shoes

how many daily's do youtake FF?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

with vinegar, wiping down glasswork

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By *he BananamanMan
over a year ago

WORCESTERSHIRE

you lot have far too much time on your hands!,get out and enjoy the sunshine before it goes in for the winter!.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"cutting up to send poison pen letters

So thats who it was from then !!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Carpet underlay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

while sullenly smoking a cigarette and considering the merits of German existentialism, I happened upon this post.

"I do not like this post," I thought. "I shall search for another post."

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I'm a black belt in origami (3rd Dan) so you will often find me fashioning a nice broach or a pterodactyl out of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haven't bought one for years and won't

Hate the way they try to manipulate things

Hate the way they lie

Hate the way they try to impose thier opinions on everyone else

Hate all the bad news they seem to be full of

Ok he stabbed her and she stabbed him and they got robbed is all that they are full of, that seems to be life in the 21st century ad that doesn't depress me, what depresses me is what is done about it.

40 burglaries admitted to = severe warning

Stole car and burnt it - given course for better driving skills

Convicted paedophile - released 10 years early

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Rolled up newspaper makes a great weapon if used right.

used wrong you can have great fun hitting folks with it lol

Steve

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

I read mine.......then I bin it.......so read and bin

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I read mine.......then I bin it.......so read and bin

Hence why you're a mod

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

haha

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

publishing pictures of swingers in action at a club taken on a mobile phone and submitted anonymously

(sorry couldn't resist that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We usually buy them, leave them around the house in strategic locations as though we're about to read them, and then throw them away unread two weeks later and replace them with fresh unneccessary newcut trees.

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

"cutting up to send poison pen letters

So thats who it was from then !!

LOL i did put "Lots of luv Fuss" xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"cutting up to send poison pen letters

So thats who it was from then !!

LOL i did put "Lots of luv Fuss" xx"

That must have been the small print then

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

For rugby players to stick up their bums,set light to and run around the rugby club like a loony

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

"cutting up to send poison pen letters

So thats who it was from then !!

LOL i did put "Lots of luv Fuss" xx

That must have been the small print then

lol "

lol

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

"For rugby players to stick up their bums,set light to and run around the rugby club like a loony

Does Rob play rugby?

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Petts Wood

[Removed by poster at 02/09/10 15:42:28]

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Petts Wood

Shred my newspapers and use them to line out my composting waste bin so it doesn't get too messy.....

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"For rugby players to stick up their bums,set light to and run around the rugby club like a loony

Does Rob play rugby?

My brother did until the accident with the newspaper

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By *mf4BxJCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh

I'm attempting to make bricks out of our old ones for the log burning fire we don't have yet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For rugby players to stick up their bums,set light to and run around the rugby club like a loony

Does Rob play rugby?

Mores the question does he stick it up hes bum then light it???

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

"For rugby players to stick up their bums,set light to and run around the rugby club like a loony

Does Rob play rugby?

Mores the question does he stick it up hes bum then light it???

No its her brother.....obviously a family full of deviants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For rugby players to stick up their bums,set light to and run around the rugby club like a loony

Does Rob play rugby?

Mores the question does he stick it up hes bum then light it???

No its her brother.....obviously a family full of deviants

Oh right and so it seems

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

"For rugby players to stick up their bums,set light to and run around the rugby club like a loony

Lol aint done the dance of the flaming arseholes for years.

but now its all coming back to me lol

Steve

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Newspapers were designed for wrapping fish and chips in!

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Petts Wood

"Newspapers were designed for wrapping fish and chips in!

Ain't that the truth!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Newspapers were designed for wrapping fish and chips in!

Ain't that the truth!"

They taste better that way. Non of that polystyrene crap or god forbid a chip cone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Newspapers were designed for wrapping fish and chips in!

shhh! health and safety may hear

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Newspapers were designed for wrapping fish and chips in!

shhh! health and safety may hear"

I know but all this polystyrene tray rubbish spoils them. If eaten piping hot they are not gonna kill me.......well i hope not!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

On the annual pilgrimage to Cleethorpes/Skegness/Scarborough or Cleveley's ( delete or add to as appropriate ) they were useful for making cheap sialing yachts for the kiddies and stylish pyramidal sun hats for the grown ups.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wrapping the soggy bones and meat residue after making chicken stock!

The broadsheet section of the Saturday's Times is particularly useful for that!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

with vinegar, wiping down glasswork"

changes in the ink used makes newspapers not as good at cleaning windows as they once were - according to daddy evesham that is

i dont read newspapers so have no use for them

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

crosswords

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By *entgardenerMan
over a year ago

Tunbridge wells

"Uses for them

reading

putting under the cuckoo clock to catch the poo

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being erapped up in them mummy type if u know what I mean

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