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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I know it's been done before but let's get the week off with a snappy bit of fun

Favourite or hated cliches seen on verifications....

"A cock to die for"

"Treat her with respect"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Received from club hosts after attendin a gg event "this guy walks the walk".... I liked getting that one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I pay little attention to veri's and rarely read them. I prefer to make my own mind up about a person and some are just off putting !

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

"What Fab is all about"

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I was sent a 'treat her with respect' veri and several 'don't let her pass you by' ones too.

I also got an 'outrageous oral skills' but I can't remember swearing fluently in 5 different languages!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squirts like a fountain / left the bed soaked / should have brought my snorkel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love a veri

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sucks like a Dyson

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...... Has a pussy to die for"

".....sucks cock like no other"

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Took it in every hole.

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Omg or wow wow wow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was sent a 'treat her with respect' veri and several 'don't let her pass you by' ones too.

I also got an 'outrageous oral skills' but I can't remember swearing fluently in 5 different languages!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Suckable cock'

'I'd like to keep him to myself...'

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

This ones a definate keeper....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well well well"

"Where do I start"

Just seems like they have nothing decent to say or zero imagination.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Squirts like a fountain / left the bed soaked / should have brought my snorkel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know it's been done before but let's get the week off with a snappy bit of fun

Favourite or hated cliches seen on verifications....

"A cock to die for"

"Treat her with respect""

'Her cock is to die for, treat it with respect'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

"what can I say?"

"Don't pass this one by "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know it's been done before but let's get the week off with a snappy bit of fun

Favourite or hated cliches seen on verifications....

"A cock to die for"

"Treat her with respect"

'Her cock is to die for, treat it with respect'"

Her cock or are we talking strap ons ?!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

S/he is mine I want to keep them all to myself hands off...(it makes me want to hide my bunnies if I had any)

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By *ovepieceMan
over a year ago

Borth

'Whay can I say'? Followed by what they can say.

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod

over a year ago

If Carlsberg made couples....

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By *bbandflowCouple
over a year ago

South Devon

Knows what buttons to press

Knows how to treat a lady

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By *onnie and JohnCouple
over a year ago

andover

Two roads diverged in a wood, took the one less travelled by, And that has made all the difference.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best oral I've ever had.....

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

Well, now you've all ruled out all my favourite phrases when writing verifications, I'm at total loss as to what to say for the one I was about to write for Saturday night.

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Best one i ever saw said in block capitals,met him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a STUNNING girl, with Nuts/Zoo/FHM grade good looks (and of course LOVES anal) is new to the site, and verifies a guy who has otherwise NO meets - why?

'I've known this hot guy for years'...

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"Squirts like a fountain / left the bed soaked / should have brought my snorkel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Squirts like a fountain / left the bed soaked / should have brought my snorkel

"

...are all things that have never been said about me. Non squirter and proud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Utility company

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""What Fab is all about""

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"Squirts like a fountain / left the bed soaked / should have brought my snorkel

...are all things that have never been said about me. Non squirter and proud. "

Shucks

Never mind, still look great and got a lovely, sexy arse. LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know it's been done before but let's get the week off with a snappy bit of fun

Favourite or hated cliches seen on verifications....

"A cock to die for"

"Treat her with respect""

The irony is that I've not met a lady that wants to be treated with an incline of respect in the bedroom lol just pinned down and fucked hard and made to do all wonder of naughtiness.

What about "I made her cum and cum so many times" and "she loved my HUGE cock" so many stallions on here.... Good marketing though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inkling ffs

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I like being treated with respect during shagging. I'm not a fan of being pinned down unless I know someone very, very well. It would normally result in them being chucked off me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lovely suckable cock" ....lost count how many times I've read that!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""Lovely suckable cock" ....lost count how many times I've read that!! "

I've seen that but nobody has actually defined what made it suckable

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


""Lovely suckable cock" ....lost count how many times I've read that!!

I've seen that but nobody has actually defined what made it suckable"

They'd washed it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""Lovely suckable cock" ....lost count how many times I've read that!!

I've seen that but nobody has actually defined what made it suckable

They'd washed it?"

Easily pleased then....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She sucked my dick like she had a hot chip in her mouth".

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I try to make mine unique

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE


""She sucked my dick like she had a hot chip in her mouth"."

Never seen that, nor do I understand it.

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

Floats my boat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Treat her with respect or you have me to deal with .cheeeeeese

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