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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is it ever possible to understand a woman?? I have tried but fail miserably,, not only do you take into account her likes and dislikes,, her personality,, preferences, her past as in what's made her her,, but you then need to take into account where she is in her cycle and how this will effect her emotionally and physically

Omg no wonder it's impossible!!!!

Ladies I take my hat Off to you,, your all simply amazing!!!

Men really had no chance from the onset

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quite easy really - everything they love in a cat...,

They hate in a man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're overthinking this. Just keep your mouth shut and nod

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Or you could just ask. And actually listen. And take the words at face value without adding your own interpretation.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Smile politely

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"You're overthinking this. Just keep your mouth shut and nod "

And have chocolate and wine on hand in case of emergencies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Listening is definitely key!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're overthinking this. Just keep your mouth shut and nod

And have chocolate and wine on hand in case of emergencies."

And make a nice cup of tea

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I'm glad I'm not a man although I am pretty easy to understand and kept happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Listening is definitely key!! "

but men can't listen. It's a fact. I bet you can't even read to the end of....I knew he wouldn't

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Listening is definitely key!!

but men can't listen. It's a fact. I bet you can't even read to the end of....I knew he wouldn't "

Sorry err what,, I wasn't listening lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Listening is definitely key!!

but men can't listen. It's a fact. I bet you can't even read to the end of....I knew he wouldn't

Sorry err what,, I wasn't listening lol

"

tsk tsk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's very simple. Just be caring, understanding, attentive to her needs and slobber on her vaginal crevice like a dog in a hot car.

Thank me later.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Listening is definitely key!!

but men can't listen. It's a fact. I bet you can't even read to the end of....I knew he wouldn't

Sorry err what,, I wasn't listening lol

tsk tsk "

You can spank me later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Gospel according to me is......actually what is this thread about ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Listening is definitely key!!

but men can't listen. It's a fact. I bet you can't even read to the end of....I knew he wouldn't

Sorry err what,, I wasn't listening lol

tsk tsk

You can spank me later "

You'll be tied up..or should I say down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's very simple. Just be caring, understanding, attentive to her needs and slobber on her vaginal crevice like a dog in a hot car.

Thank me later. "

And don't,under any circumstances sing Karaoke to her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's very simple. Just be caring, understanding, attentive to her needs and slobber on her vaginal crevice like a dog in a hot car.

Thank me later.

And don't,under any circumstances sing Karaoke to her "

You're right. Can't get 'em too excited.

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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago

Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14

This never fails...

When replying to or asking a question always end the sentence with.... "thats nice, more wine?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of us are quite easy to deal with.

Listen

Say sorry when needed

Dont lie... we know when someone is bullshitting us

Loads of cuddles

Im a happy girl with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I seem to remember seeing a picture of the first volume of the 'How to understand a woman' manual.

The book was about three feet thick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A foot massage would be good now and again!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Some of us are quite easy to deal with.

Listen

Say sorry when needed

Dont lie... we know when someone is bullshitting us

Loads of cuddles

Im a happy girl with that "

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

Noooooooo!

Men can't understand women. If they did it would cause a paradox that will end the universe.

This is why the the third rule of the the cosmos is:

"At any time when it looks like a male may just start to understand a woman. It is the perogative of the woman to change her mind and turn his world on its head.... "

Just deal with the fact that you will never truly understand them. X

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By *aughtyinguMan
over a year ago

swindon

No chance, at best you could hope to get some of the time right

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By *layfull pairingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Understanding women... Fellas, dont even try...it will end badly... all this talk of "listening" to them is wrong....if god had meant for men to listen to women he wouldnt have blessed them with tits to distract us....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or you could just ask. And actually listen. And take the words at face value without adding your own interpretation.

"

Where in the world is this amazing woman who actually means what she says?

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"Or you could just ask. And actually listen. And take the words at face value without adding your own interpretation.

"

"It's a trap "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why on earth do you want to understand women????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can *maybe* learn to understand one, but you'll never understand them all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or you could just ask. And actually listen. And take the words at face value without adding your own interpretation.

"

Now this would work...... If women actually understood themselves.

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

I think men should have a closer look at themselves....... I struggle understanding men....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Understanding women... Fellas, dont even try...it will end badly... all this talk of "listening" to them is wrong....if god had meant for men to listen to women he wouldnt have blessed them with tits to distract us.... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think men should have a closer look at themselves....... I struggle understanding men.... "

But that's because you all keep telling us to "act out age"!

How do I know how to act?

I've never been 44 before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or you could just ask. And actually listen. And take the words at face value without adding your own interpretation.

"

And there is the problem.

As a ladies opinions can wildy vary depending on the time of the month.

For example.

I (Mr) am an opinionated arse all of the time.

Jools on the other hand.

Is a sweet, happy, friendly lady, who thru own choice likes to keep her opinions to herself and sits on the fence.

For 70% of the time.

The other 30% she is an emotional nutjob who flys of the handle at the slightest thing. Totally irrational.

How can you reason or understand this?

Women are very much like cats, aloof when the mood takes them, moody for no reason.

But for the most part beautiful creature's who adore attention and heat and love to sit on your lap purring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. We don't even understand ourselves xxx

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley


"Some of us are quite easy to deal with.

Listen

Say sorry when needed

Dont lie... we know when someone is bullshitting us

Loads of cuddles

Im a happy girl with that "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my humble opinion - to a lot of womenfolk there are only 2 things wrong with a bloke- everything he says and everything he does

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By *hell82Woman
over a year ago

Bristol

You're overthinking this. Just keep your mouth shut and nod

And have chocolate and wine on hand in case of emergencies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't look at your dinner with a puzzled expression on your face and ask what is it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't look at your dinner with a puzzled expression on your face and ask what is it"

Depends who cooked it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quite easy really - everything they love in a cat...,

They hate in a man "

I don't really like cats. So umm...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quite easy really - everything they love in a cat...,

They hate in a man

I don't really like cats. So umm..."

Handy then....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it ever possible to understand a woman?? I have tried but fail miserably,, not only do you take into account her likes and dislikes,, her personality,, preferences, her past as in what's made her her,, but you then need to take into account where she is in her cycle and how this will effect her emotionally and physically

Omg no wonder it's impossible!!!!

Ladies I take my hat Off to you,, your all simply amazing!!!

Men really had no chance from the onset "
You should try a man for something totally unfathomable! Us women know what we want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quite easy really - everything they love in a cat...,

They hate in a man

I don't really like cats. So umm...

Handy then...."

I do like men though. Probably a little too much though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Us women know what we want. "

EVERYTHING - with chocolate on it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're overthinking this. Just keep your mouth shut and nod

And have chocolate and wine on hand in case of emergencies.

"
defiantly this

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I tend to do better at understanding when glammed up

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By *ifferent69Man
over a year ago

BRIGHTON, UK

Understanding women..........

Just unatainable...... gave up trying years ago..

Just except there differences admire their beauty ....

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


" Us women know what we want.

EVERYTHING - with chocolate on it...."

But without calories.

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By *ifferent69Man
over a year ago

BRIGHTON, UK


"Or you could just ask. And actually listen. And take the words at face value without adding your own interpretation.

And there is the problem.

As a ladies opinions can wildy vary depending on the time of the month.

For example.

I (Mr) am an opinionated arse all of the time.

Jools on the other hand.

Is a sweet, happy, friendly lady, who thru own choice likes to keep her opinions to herself and sits on the fence.

For 70% of the time.

The other 30% she is an emotional nutjob who flys of the handle at the slightest thing. Totally irrational.

How can you reason or understand this?

Women are very much like cats, aloof when the mood takes them, moody for no reason.

But for the most part beautiful creature's who adore attention and heat and love to sit on your lap purring. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quite easy really - everything they love in a cat...,

They hate in a man "

But i hate cats :/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quite easy really - everything they love in a cat...,

They hate in a man

But i hate cats :/ "

Peanut butter and a dog for you then

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I have no desire to...

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

How can men understand women when women don't understand themselves?

A

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow


"Is it ever possible to understand a woman?? "

Not a chance!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

without sounding like a complete creep - I simply adore women! I'm an Aquarian (yes I believe in star sign compatibility) and, told, a very good listener who will always be empathetic but give sound advice where I can (and if I can't - I don't). Aside from that, women are simply delicious and very, very alluring. Make them laugh, treat them with kindness, tell them how beautiful they are regularly, let them have their own space sometimes - and it can be a great life.

Jeez - that sounds heavy - wasn't meant to be - ladies - you are simply wonderful !

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