FabSwingers.com forum: Can't cope!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Husband ordered some food shopping online.

It arrived while he took the kids out so I could chill out at home.

And there's finest salted caramel shortbreads in there. It's KILLING me not eating any.

Help?

If... if I ate them, then they would be gone and I wouldn't have to worry about them being in the house, right?

But I'm not supposed to be eating crap.

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By *ouplefunukCouple
over a year ago

North Bristol

If you eat them, destroy the packaging and receipt, you could try to convince him they weren't delivered.

Just sayin'...

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Go for it..

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Don't eat them. You will only feel guilty afterwards and write a response saying how you feel guilty eating them as you shouldn't be eating crap. I know it's hard hence why I have no foods like this in my house or I'd be sat in the corner like a fat kid in a cake shop..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't eat them. You will only feel guilty afterwards and write a response saying how you feel guilty eating them as you shouldn't be eating crap. I know it's hard hence why I have no foods like this in my house or I'd be sat in the corner like a fat kid in a cake shop..

I didn't buy them. I wouldn't have bought them.

But I had to hold the packet and put it in the cupboard and imagine the caramel melting on my tongue, as I slowly lick it off.

Grrr.

I'm trying to decide how bad I would feel if I ate them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not as bad as you will feel knowing they are in there...

Look at it as a fitness test.

Eat them and ensure you do the requisite amount of cardio to consume the calorific intake of said foul disgusting items that obviously were never delivered....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a trap, as soon as you open that packet the hubby and kids will walk in and catch you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simples really

Scoff the lot n when the old man gets home rugby tackle him to the floor n bang his brains out, not only will you burn the calories off you can ask for forgiveness while hes on the vinegar stroke

Sigmund Gimp

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's a trap, as soon as you open that packet the hubby and kids will walk in and catch you... "

This is very true.

I'm eating a mango.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know that feeling......she keeps buying packs of biscuits and I always have one with the best of intentions of just having that one but no.....always turns into seven and then the guilt kicks in...sure I've put a couple kg on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not as bad as you will feel knowing they are in there...

Look at it as a fitness test.

Eat them and ensure you do the requisite amount of cardio to consume the calorific intake of said foul disgusting items that obviously were never delivered...."

Took me a 900m row to work off a bag of crisps ....shed need to move into the gym if she ate them lolol

Sugar.....curse of the Western world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the OP is asking us to say "Go for it"..

Too feel LESS guilty...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think the OP is asking us to say "Go for it"..

Too feel LESS guilty...

I'm genuinely trying to quit sugar (except in fruit). But gaaaaah it's so addictive!

I'm actually going to eat crisps to try and make the craving go.

No, gonna have a big bowl of oats to try and get this carb craving to sod off!!!

Or crisps. Oats.

Chocolaaaaaate.

Noooooo!

Fuck. Will force feed myself oats.

Then sit in a corner and cry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolaaaaaate.

Noooooo!

Do it.

You know you want to.

That delicious chocolate...hmmmm....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not as bad as you will feel knowing they are in there...

Look at it as a fitness test.

Eat them and ensure you do the requisite amount of cardio to consume the calorific intake of said foul disgusting items that obviously were never delivered....

Took me a 900m row to work off a bag of crisps ....shed need to move into the gym if she ate them lolol

Sugar.....curse of the Western world.

I know...

But I'm thinking of how delicious her skin will taste as the sweat dries across the back of her neck....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not as bad as you will feel knowing they are in there...

Look at it as a fitness test.

Eat them and ensure you do the requisite amount of cardio to consume the calorific intake of said foul disgusting items that obviously were never delivered....

Took me a 900m row to work off a bag of crisps ....shed need to move into the gym if she ate them lolol

Sugar.....curse of the Western world.

I know...

But I'm thinking of how delicious her skin will taste as the sweat dries across the back of her neck...."

I ate the oats. And then some crisps.

I'll do the workout when you get here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Engaging Warp Drive...

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