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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To meet the daughters boyfriend

She's been seeing him for about 6 month now and has decided it's time we met so we're going out for dinner tonight

I'm so bloody nervous, surely that's not normal its only my daughters boyfriend ffs

I have been warned I have to be on my best behaviour and I'm not allowed to say anything to embarrass her

I feel this is way to much pressure for me to cope with cause I know what I'm like I will say something and put my foot in it

Oh well in for a penny and all that, wish me luck

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Good luck... Fingers crossed

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

He's probably more freaked than you are.

Just do like they say to do for giving speeches and imagine him naked.

Actually, no, it's probably better if you don't imagine him naked.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Don't forget the photo album and the pic of her as a baby, naked on a furry rug

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford


"Don't forget the photo album and the pic of her as a baby, naked on a furry rug "

lol she would love that one as well

its much easier for the daughter to bring boyfriend home to see mother

its worse when a daughter has to bring the boyfriend to see the father

more so if they are a single parent

but otherwise good luck and i know full well your going to put your foot in it

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'd love to be a fly on that wall tonight lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He's probably more freaked than you are.

Just do like they say to do for giving speeches and imagine him naked.

Actually, no, it's probably better if you don't imagine him naked."

The funny thing is my daughter is quite open about her sex life, to open to be honest, she tells me things I really don't need to know, I've now got to sit and have dinner with this guy with all these things going through my head and keep a straight face it's just not going to happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do what my parents do; find a way to embarrass the child, photos or stories work, then there's something you can share together thus relieving the tension

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Oh no, you could have so much fun! If you are meeting them there and your daughter can't vet you first, go in fancy dress, but act as if it is normal. As VV says, take the pics of her as a kid, put an unusual sex toy in your bag and make sure it is clearly visible. Do VERY bad impressions of people whenever you open your mouth, even if it is just to confirm your choice of starter.

You could have a fantastic night here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh no, you could have so much fun! If you are meeting them there and your daughter can't vet you first, go in fancy dress, but act as if it is normal. As VV says, take the pics of her as a kid, put an unusual sex toy in your bag and make sure it is clearly visible. Do VERY bad impressions of people whenever you open your mouth, even if it is just to confirm your choice of starter.

You could have a fantastic night here "

The fancy dress bit made me laugh

No she's already chosen when I'm wearing she said she's not having me turning up looking like a tart

I've been told no skirts above the knee and I'm banned from wearing stockings

The respect my kids show me is shocking

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By *ech2Couple
over a year ago

taunton

lol enjoy ur self go for the intimidation and embarrassing mum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry I'm still laughing and me turning up in a clowns nose and still down like everything normal

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Do you need me to come so I can kick you under the table

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By *onyneMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Good luck with that...My daughters have both picked good people in the past, the one of them is single at the minute and working out what she is looking for.

I am sure he will be on best behaviour and show impeccable manners!

...and hope you like him of course.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Oh no, you could have so much fun! If you are meeting them there and your daughter can't vet you first, go in fancy dress, but act as if it is normal. As VV says, take the pics of her as a kid, put an unusual sex toy in your bag and make sure it is clearly visible. Do VERY bad impressions of people whenever you open your mouth, even if it is just to confirm your choice of starter.

You could have a fantastic night here

The fancy dress bit made me laugh

No she's already chosen when I'm wearing she said she's not having me turning up looking like a tart

I've been told no skirts above the knee and I'm banned from wearing stockings

The respect my kids show me is shocking "

You raised her, you have only yourself to blame

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

As much as I love and adore my parents I don't take men to meet them.....because my mum leans over to my dad and tries and whispers how many tattoos has he got...but she can't whisper to save her life

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you need me to come so I can kick you under the table "

Stick some brie in the oven we'll just come round to yours

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Do you need me to come so I can kick you under the table "

Or take a guy to lick you under the table. Again, act all nonchalant as people on other tables ask for what you are having.

If you own a whoopee cushion you will be at an advantage.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Do you need me to come so I can kick you under the table

Stick some brie in the oven we'll just come round to yours "

Do you want French bread with that?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'm in Brierley Hill (pure Black Country if you don't know here) later, so will pop around. I can pretend to be you Naughty, so when we switch places he cam only be impressed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you need me to come so I can kick you under the table

Stick some brie in the oven we'll just come round to yours

Do you want French bread with that? "

You know me so well

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm in Brierley Hill (pure Black Country if you don't know here) later, so will pop around. I can pretend to be you Naughty, so when we switch places he cam only be impressed. "

Oh that's opens loads of opportunities lol come dressed up and I'll take you with me, when we sit down i can say well I though I'd take this opportunity to introduce you to my new partner too

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Don't have that problem in this house, he usually brings all his g/fs round no formal occasions for me.

One did come for a three hour visit and ended up staying a week.

Didn't realise people still had formal meetings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh no, you could have so much fun! If you are meeting them there and your daughter can't vet you first, go in fancy dress, but act as if it is normal. As VV says, take the pics of her as a kid, put an unusual sex toy in your bag and make sure it is clearly visible. Do VERY bad impressions of people whenever you open your mouth, even if it is just to confirm your choice of starter.

You could have a fantastic night here "

Good luck OP!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He will probably fancy you and just sit quietly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck and hope you dont recognise him of FAB lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't worry about meeting a boyfriend but I would about meeting a girlfriend. girls are usualy more snooty and judgemental.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good luck and hope you dont recognise him of FAB lmao "

Well he's blow my age limit so I don't have to worry about if I've met him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't worry, coz if your daughter is anything like ours, everything you say and do will be wrong so just go right ahead and have some fun.

I usually wind up the kid's, jools is always having a go at me.

Nothing crude or spiteful.

Just banter to lighten the mood.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

There is an unwritten law somewhere that says you must be totally embarrassing. He will be bricking it as well so if you can put on a gruff voice (for some reason I always think with a Cockney accent as well), lean forward while your daughter is out of earshot and whisper "if you hurt her, I'll hunt you down and kill you" then lean back and smile sweetly it's even better. I don't have kids but I have done this to a couple of my mum's boyfriends. It amuses me anyway...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is an unwritten law somewhere that says you must be totally embarrassing. He will be bricking it as well so if you can put on a gruff voice (for some reason I always think with a Cockney accent as well), lean forward while your daughter is out of earshot and whisper "if you hurt her, I'll hunt you down and kill you" then lean back and smile sweetly it's even better. I don't have kids but I have done this to a couple of my mum's boyfriends. It amuses me anyway..."

Ha ha exactly what I was thinking

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

Hope it all goes well and that he is a great bloke. Play it straight and freck out your daughter, you have years to tie him in knots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To meet the daughters boyfriend

She's been seeing him for about 6 month now and has decided it's time we met so we're going out for dinner tonight

I'm so bloody nervous, surely that's not normal its only my daughters boyfriend ffs

I have been warned I have to be on my best behaviour and I'm not allowed to say anything to embarrass her

I feel this is way to much pressure for me to cope with cause I know what I'm like I will say something and put my foot in it

Oh well in for a penny and all that, wish me luck "

good luck it will be fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure he's more nervous than you - though I think a father in law kind of figure seems worse as a lad.

No short skirts and stockings, how boring

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Final offer - try to spoon the food into his mouth and talk about trains and tunnels and how you've always wanted a son.

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By *rincessAdrestiaTV/TS
over a year ago

Reading

I'd go with the Bad Boys line - lean over and just whisper 'whatever you do to her I do to you'...

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Soooo how.did.it.go.were you able to behave

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford


"Soooo how.did.it.go.were you able to behave"

yeah im a little curious on how it went on as well

i do suspect that she made the daughter a little embarrassed

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"

i do suspect that she made the daughter a little embarrassed "

We can but hope

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