FabSwingers.com forum: The worst of times

By *ath_Neil_bifun OP Couple
over a year ago

near cardiff

Many years ago I met a pretty girl,we arrange to meet at her university digs..we got down to it,started kissing.i stripped her off,she wanted to be rimmed.i moved in,and was over powered by the taste,and stench of stale faecal matter!being the trooper i am,i flipped her over,and moved in on her bushy muff thinking this is a safer option,you can't shit out of a pussy after all.thankfully her front bum wasn't shit infested,it just stank of piss and BO instead.surprisingly my erection recoiled in horror,and wouldn't come out and play.being a gentleman I didn't mention her lack of hygiene as a barrier to my performance,and to this day she thinks it was me with the problem,and not her..question is who the hell doesn't scrub their bits knowing they're getting some action?what a disaster of a night!

By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

If ever there was a time for the

emoticon, then this is it

By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

anyone wanting to shift a few pounds, read above and you will not touch food for a few hours..

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have met a few smelly men in my time too. cheesy knob, smelly bum holes.

thing is they went onto meet others on here afterwards.

By *ath_Neil_bifun OP Couple
over a year ago

near cardiff

We've all had some grim encounters over the years .this is the most memorable of mine

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I met a girl who wanted to be rimmed, I'd suggest we BOTH do it in the shower. That way I'm not implying she has poor hygiene as I'd be getting in with her, we can make washing each other part of the play, and of course we'd both be soapy clean and lovely and ready for all kinds of mouth to skin action

By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Just goes to show looks ain't everything

By *oconut2Woman
over a year ago

Nether regions of the back of beyond

I would never have a meet without having a shower first and would hope my guest has had one too