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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've been chatting to a lady now for two years and now we'd both like to meet but neither of us can accommodate; what are the options? All suggestions welcome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After two years how about going halfs on a hotel or something?

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd find someone else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd find someone else "

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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago

Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14

Are you sure your both ready to go to the next level? Its a bit quick...

Try a coffee first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is funny

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been chatting to a lady now for two years and now we'd both like to meet but neither of us can accommodate; what are the options? All suggestions welcome. "

Go for a walk when the weather gets a bit better?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hotel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you sure your both ready to go to the next level? Its a bit quick...

Try a coffee first"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

at 53, am sure you've had enough life time and experience to figure out how to meet some one away from home...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about some fun in the woods? nice bus ride there on top as foreplay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about some fun in the woods? nice bus ride there on top as foreplay "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm thinking this is a very long distance thing... Get a hotel

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh so funny - I'm not one for rushing things. Walk sounds nice - should we take a chaperone?

Hotel would be great but as it would be a day time meet then We'd both feel conspicuous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about some fun in the woods? nice bus ride there on top as foreplay "

This is funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go as Mr. and Mrs Smith then.

Her

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Love the bus ride idea - we have an open top tour bus nearby - could prove interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this thread meant to be ironic? Does the title not answer the question posed in the post?! Get a hotel room! You can get over the embarrassment.

Or, what's the phrase..."car fun".

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By *onyneMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

I don't think hotel staff mind or care when people book into a room and how long they stay...they have people arriving [nearly said coming...] and going all day and all night long...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I guess the hotel hang-up is just in our heads - will be alright once we've got through reception I guess. By Mr and Mrs Smith should help and maybe wigs and and sun glasses for added annernimity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I guess the hotel hang-up is just in our heads - will be alright once we've got through reception I guess. By Mr and Mrs Smith should help and maybe wigs and and sun glasses for added annernimity. "
and macs..inspector clueso

Her

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I guess the hotel hang-up is just in our heads - will be alright once we've got through reception I guess. By Mr and Mrs Smith should help and maybe wigs and and sun glasses for added annernimity. and macs..inspector clueso

Her"

Yes, macs - definitely but will have to pick a rainy day otherwise we'd just look odd

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Villa rental and cheap flights?

Or go to a swingers club as a couple, you're as good as married.

If she's in Russia, don't pay for first class airfare. Shed arrive d*unk from champagne and may miss you at the airport. It happens a lot.

Some hotels do rooms by the hour too, so may suit timing. So much choice and opportunity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I guess the hotel hang-up is just in our heads - will be alright once we've got through reception I guess. By Mr and Mrs Smith should help and maybe wigs and and sun glasses for added annernimity. and macs..inspector clueso

Her

Yes, macs - definitely but will have to pick a rainy day otherwise we'd just look odd"
well she may suprise you with a basque

Her

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By *icarswife45Woman
over a year ago

wiltshire town near Bath

Hilarious this just about sums up the men in Wiltshire.very slow pace of life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See op you have it all sorted but do hurry up as hotels done give discounts for oap's but if you both need a carer then they can go free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has this been posted by Roy Cropper ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hilarious this just about sums up the men in Wiltshire.very slow pace of life "

I thought I was rushing things - now I know that a basque maybe involved I having second thoughts, not sure I could handle so much excitement - need to slow things down a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hilarious this just about sums up the men in Wiltshire.very slow pace of life

I thought I was rushing things - now I know that a basque maybe involved I having second thoughts, not sure I could handle so much excitement - need to slow things down a bit"
Ha ha, take it easy sunshine, one step at a time lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"See op you have it all sorted but do hurry up as hotels done give discounts for oap's but if you both need a carer then they can go free "

I like the idea of waiting for the pensions to kick in - we could do the bus trip suggestion free on our bus passes - bonus!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

marry and buy a house

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"marry and buy a house "

Steady on now, not sure that I'm ready for commitment - not at my young age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am yet to see a Fab wedding, just do it

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How about some fun in the woods? nice bus ride there on top as foreplay

This is funny "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely go down the marriage route.

That way, when you check in for the honeymoon as Mr & Mrs Smith the receptionists will all titter and wink........

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

By Jove I think I've got an answer for you....drum roll ladies and gentlemen please....why don't you go to a place called a swingers club..day time meet available-check no embrassassment it's a really great suggestion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"By Jove I think I've got an answer for you....drum roll ladies and gentlemen please....why don't you go to a place called a swingers club..day time meet available-check no embrassassment it's a really great suggestion "

That's a silly idea someone could see them

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"By Jove I think I've got an answer for you....drum roll ladies and gentlemen please....why don't you go to a place called a swingers club..day time meet available-check no embrassassment it's a really great suggestion

That's a silly idea someone could see them "

They can wear animal masks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"By Jove I think I've got an answer for you....drum roll ladies and gentlemen please....why don't you go to a place called a swingers club..day time meet available-check no embrassassment it's a really great suggestion "

I like this a lot - and we'll save a fortune on not having to buy wigs, sun glasses, macs and bus tickets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They could wear cat masks at the dogging site.....ah that may cause unwanted attention .....

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Have a check up at docs to make sure ur in working order and haven't gone past the use by date

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


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They can wear animal masks "

They're only worn on crap dogging tv shows.

I think they should go to a house sale open day and shag in a spare room. Or visit a care home to look around for their future needs and do it on a chair lift.

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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago

Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14


"By Jove I think I've got an answer for you....drum roll ladies and gentlemen please....why don't you go to a place called a swingers club..day time meet available-check no embrassassment it's a really great suggestion

That's a silly idea someone could see them

They can wear animal masks "

One flaw..

What happens if she wears a cat mask.. He wears a dog mask, but someone else has the same dog mask, and they get s bit mixed up in the steam room? Dog 1 will get s bit upset with Dog 2 for taking over duties with cat? Cat wont be bothered as she is being attended to by at least 1 dog not knowing the confusion that is unfolding.

I say book a weekend in Pontins and get some sea sir at the same time.

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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago

Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14

Apologies for the random spelling mistakes.. Flipping keyboard has been on the ale.

Mostly substitute the random s for a, and workout for yourselves what the sir is supposed to be.

I'm all worn out by the tension of the outcome of the said meet that I'm going to bed

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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago

Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14

Although ive just seen an advert on the tellybox that you can book test drives for car even when the showrooms are closed!!! Bingo, go and book a campervan testdrive!! No big carfuffle then, or if no campervsns are available try a horsebox?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they could do it doggie style only chose a street where nobody knows them

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By *inkxRabbitWoman
over a year ago

Mostly in GU24


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They can wear animal masks

They're only worn on crap dogging tv shows.

I think they should go to a house sale open day and shag in a spare room. Or visit a care home to look around for their future needs and do it on a chair lift."

Love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"at 53, am sure you've had enough life time and experience to figure out how to meet some one away from home..........."

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Have you decided what you're going to do yet, OP? Or are you going to mull it over for a year or two?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hilarious this just about sums up the men in Wiltshire.very slow pace of life "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

**smacks head on table**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**smacks head on table**"

Did it make a thump ?

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

A bird hide...... It's perfect to hide your bird in lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you decided what you're going to do yet, OP? Or are you going to mull it over for a year or two?"

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Apply now for a Santa job. She can sit on your lap whilst you empty your sack, in your grotto.

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