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By *bi Haive OP Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

You shouldn't put in a microwave. I'll throw the first one in!

Your lucky knickers if their still damp from the wash and you're on a promise.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Foil it blows the fucker up

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Stuffed apples. At least not if you've forgotten to prick the skins first.

(Exploding apple expert here. Unwittingly).

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Virginal eggs.... They need a good prick first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing

true story

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Soap...... Google it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The cat, they really don't like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hand grenades

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Custard for 20 mins

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Children

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gremlins.... apparently x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Children

What not even horrid ones?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The cat, they really don't like it

That reminded me of a joke I once heard.

How do you make a cat go woof?

Stick it in the microwave, turn it on. WOOF!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The cat, they really don't like it

That reminded me of a joke I once heard.

How do you make a cat go woof?

Stick it in the microwave, turn it on. WOOF!!!!!

Sorry. My sick sense of humour. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crisp packets, they shrink to microscopic size. Not that I have ever tried it of course!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pop corn ..

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By *bi Haive OP Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Phones that you've dropped down the loo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

an inflated balloon... BOOM!

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

try wire wool its interesting more so if you add some household products to it then it does go boom

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

frozen rats

son was trying to hurry things up and snake was hungry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"try wire wool its interesting more so if you add some household products to it then it does go boom "

You should see what you can do with what's inside a microwave, wire wool and a few certain household products...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So here's mine..Chewing Gum..

hurr that's obviuous huh?..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gremlins....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 day old leftover Chinese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lighbulb in a pint glass of water...well, not for too long anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Butter that's been in the fridge, well not for more than half a nanosecond anyway

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Jim's Mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jim's Mum

Don't put my mum in the microwave, she's just had her hair done.

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By *bi Haive OP Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Wallpaper paste.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Timewasters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wild haggis ,there a bugger to catch,fried yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Timewasters"

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

Lobster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yer false teeth.

Not if you have a meet in the next month.

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

Marshmallows.. it is crazy what happens to them

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

An egg.. In its shell in a jug of water! Eeeks really messy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A silver paper plate... Unless you want a kitchen fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But you CAN out in broken xmas tree lights.

They work and light uo.....for about 2 seconds....then they explode!

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Baked Potato for 45 minutes..... as we found out in work one day

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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago

Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14

7 inch singles. Many years ago I used to make/sell alternative ash trays

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By *inkxRabbitWoman
over a year ago

Mostly in GU24

Microwaveable popcorn because it doesn't take the 25 mins I once gave mine

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By *bi Haive OP Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Your coffee.

Three times because after you made it some fucker from work rings you asking stupid questions and it keeps going cold.

Bleugh!

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