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questions you never expected from kids?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just had my 7 year old daughter say she was getting a shower and can she have one of my razors to shave her legs. Spat my cornflakes out laughing.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

I was out in town a couple of months ago, sat waiting for my friend and these two kids walked up to me. They must have been around 11/12, definitely younger than my little sister. They said to me 'have you got a spare fag?' I laughed in their face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last year when our youngest started reading we were all sat eating a roast and he read the vagsil advert. I couldnt stop laughing to eat my food.

Him being 4 i was rather proud pmsl

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

It's okay Dad - I have enough money...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not my own kids that asked was my 15yr old brother that asked me ''why is it called a blowjob if u get sucked''i almost died .. tbh ive still no idea

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Not my own kids that asked was my 15yr old brother that asked me ''why is it called a blowjob if u get sucked''i almost died .. tbh ive still no idea "

It's from Victorian times. Prostitutes used to offer a 'below job'. This has since, over time, become known as a blow job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My daughter when she was six or seven proudly exclaimed that she knew the difference between boys & girls.

When pressed she said boys wear pyjamas and girls wear nighties.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My son had seen a news item about prostrate cancer and a day or so later had a question about it but mixed up /had misheard

'Mum, what is prostitute cancer?'

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Years ago my nephew asked his mum what a condom was, his friend at school had told him its a plastic bag you wee in ohhh the innocnece

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My daughter said to me the other day

Mum when your older do you want to go into a home, have home care or would you sooner us look after you

So I said I didn't know as it wasn't something I'd given much though to

To which she replied

Well I think you should you are getting to that age now that we need to start thinking about this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was one of those children in need events on the tv and my then 4yr old daughter said

'mummy is that boy getting a bigger heart so he can love his mummy more'

i just went along with it, rather than explain that the boy had heart failure of some sort.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

A mate told this story, she was at home with her 16 year daughter. Her daughter asked what a blow job was, after spitting out her coffee she told her.

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By *oulou45Woman
over a year ago

Bucks

When my daughter was about 8 , she told me a boy had a pearson and a girl had a ragina and thats what made them different.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard this one from a mate as well, during the weekly shop. Her daughter asked her mum what condoms are best to use, after taking a minute she said extra safe.

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich


"Not my own kids that asked was my 15yr old brother that asked me ''why is it called a blowjob if u get sucked''i almost died .. tbh ive still no idea

It's from Victorian times. Prostitutes used to offer a 'below job'. This has since, over time, become known as a blow job. "

You learn something new every day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My son had seen a news item about prostrate cancer and a day or so later had a question about it but mixed up /had misheard

'Mum, what is prostitute cancer?' "

On a similar theme. We were talking about religion. Protestants got a mention. At that time a few prostitutes were found chopped up in bins in camden and it was all over the news. My young daughter said its at times like this I'm glad I'm a catholic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not quite in the same class as some of the previous posts but... When my daughter was four or five years old I took her to the local park whilst there she actually asked me "dad when you were younger was all this in black and white?"

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Apparently when I was very young I asked my mum, "when you were young did you used to wear those wooden shoes?".

Goodness knows what I was thinking of.

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By *othingButCocoChanelWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"My daughter when she was six or seven proudly exclaimed that she knew the difference between boys & girls.

When pressed she said boys wear pyjamas and girls wear nighties. "

When i was younger i thought the difference was baby boys wore blue a s girls pink

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Some good ones there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh has just messaged and told me that she caught her shaving her legs with the elecric razor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nicks 16 year old daughter was watching big brother the other night they was talking about squirting she looked straight at me i knew she was going to ask so i scurried out of the room and said google it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"was one of those children in need events on the tv and my then 4yr old daughter said

'mummy is that boy getting a bigger heart so he can love his mummy more'

i just went along with it, rather than explain that the boy had heart failure of some sort. "

That is beautiful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and son sat watching tv one saturday afternoon. He was 11 at the time.

"Mum....."

"Yes son"

Was ally your girlfriend?"

"Yes son. She was."

" so that means your a lesbian mum?"

"Yes son. I am gay. Its same thing. "

Son relies... "How cool!!!! I got a gay mum!!!"

We carried on watching tv and that was that

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Oh has just messaged and told me that she caught her shaving her legs with the elecric razor. "

I shaved my arms once. Cut them to ribbons then blamed the new kitten when my dad got cross lol mum went in the bathroom and saw the mess I'd left. Got into big trouble that time lol

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth


"nicks 16 year old daughter was watching big brother the other night they was talking about squirting she looked straight at me i knew she was going to ask so i scurried out of the room and said google it "

Porn sites will pop up

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth

16 any way meh

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By *onyneMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

'What's the opposite of lemonade?'

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By *ebecca stensonCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

I was at the football with my kids and my 5 year old turned around to me very innocently and said " daddy who are the wankers" the 3 rows im front and behind couldn't stop laughing.

Obviously he heard people singing a song and was so confused, it was very funny but i had to tell him it was a swear!

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By *aeganaWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

mom said I turned round when I was 5 when we were watchin tv and went "mummy whats a blowjob" lmao she lied of course but hey don't blame her haha. My kid made me laugh got called into school shes a bluenose(bham city fan) they stuck her on the red team at school and she having adhd and aspergers shouted out im not scoring for shitty villa shit on the villa. Kids there hilarious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mum,would you like me to do all the housework and shopping for you?

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

A friend of mine took her grandson into the shower with her. He had a good look at her down below then said 'Yeuch, dog hair!'

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By *andixxxMan
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Not my own kids that asked was my 15yr old brother that asked me ''why is it called a blowjob if u get sucked''i almost died .. tbh ive still no idea "

It comes from a Victorian term " below job" as in below the waste. Hope that helps!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Allowed my son and his friend to set up/play on the xbox in my bedroom as I was cleaning out his room. A little later I walked in the room and froze in horror when I noticed my rabbit - which i'd left to charge but always cover with an item of clothing - out on my dressing table stool! They didn't mention it so I didn't either! Later, when his friend had gone, my son asked me what it was - I thought fast and told him it was a massager! He then asked what the 'ears' were for - I told him they were for neck massage! He then made me massage his back and neck with it for five minutes!!

Mortified? - ooooohh yes!!

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By *hampagne4usMan
over a year ago

Ashby de la Zouch

At the age of 13 my (John) daughter said to me and her mum whilst we were settling down into our Travel Lodge family room "don't you two get it on together with me in here as it is bad enough sleeping upstairs above your bedroom" being rather shocked at the statement and the fact that we thought we were always quiet we actually responded and said "of course not"!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It wasn't a statement, but after a funeral at my inlaws house I was standing at the sink, in a kitchen full of men, when my 4 year old daughter said "My mum has a hairy noony". I froze and all the men burst out laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"was one of those children in need events on the tv and my then 4yr old daughter said

'mummy is that boy getting a bigger heart so he can love his mummy more'

i just went along with it, rather than explain that the boy had heart failure of some sort.

That is beautiful."

thats what I thought too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Allowed my son and his friend to set up/play on the xbox in my bedroom as I was cleaning out his room. A little later I walked in the room and froze in horror when I noticed my rabbit - which i'd left to charge but always cover with an item of clothing - out on my dressing table stool! They didn't mention it so I didn't either! Later, when his friend had gone, my son asked me what it was - I thought fast and told him it was a massager! He then asked what the 'ears' were for - I told him they were for neck massage! He then made me massage his back and neck with it for five minutes!!

Mortified? - ooooohh yes!! "

Childline will be in touch shortly. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where we used to live the back garden was next to a small park, one evening we were sat outside in the garden when two kids a boy & a girl aged around 10 - 12 were having an argument. The girl stormed off shouting that the boy could get someone else to suck his cock from now on. We were stunned

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By *icarswife45Woman
over a year ago

wiltshire town near Bath

I chat on the phone to my nephew aged 2 he suddenly shouted Tits down the phone several times must of seen his dads paper!!

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By *ice136Man
over a year ago

HULL

Daughter had her friend round. Both about 9/10. Her friend asked what sperm was? After hearing in the news that a McDonald's worker had deposited sperm into the burgers. Apparently he had an sti and lots of customers got mouth sores. Yuk

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