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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Dont fix it....

Question to you folks i m toying with a re write of my profile

My profile has been around about 3 years now, its had lots of views and i think its helped me to meet many wonderful folks....

So would you rewrite

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Dont fix it....

Question to you folks i m toying with a re write of my profile

My profile has been around about 3 years now, its had lots of views and i think its helped me to meet many wonderful folks....

So would you rewrite "

Get Tina to do it for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pfft.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Maybe tweak it a little bit, but if its working for you do really want to a new one

I've had the same profile since I've been here which is over 8years, I tweak it sometimes so its bang up to date. I still get messages telling me how great my profile is, the compliments I like are the straight females that pm me to tell me as they don't have a hidden agenda

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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"Pfft.

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Is that in response to my profile..

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"Maybe tweak it a little bit, but if its working for you do really want to a new one

I've had the same profile since I've been here which is over 8years, I tweak it sometimes so its bang up to date. I still get messages telling me how great my profile is, the compliments I like are the straight females that pm me to tell me as they don't have a hidden agenda

"

I hear you diamond... Those are the thoughts i had.... if it aint broke why fix it. I just think it needs a refresh,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A potential re-write. Feel free to use it.

Hello. Thanks for visiting and hope you have fun in my little section of the information superhighway. I think my profile pretty much reflects and captures me, although pictures of my face and cock also do this task.

If you're here following a message from me, you can put a face to the text. If you're visiting out of curiosity, remember what curiosity did to the cat. At this point, I spent three minutes and forty two seconds thinking of a pussy related pun but gave up.

Your profile may state no winks or friend requests but occasionally I share ignore that, claiming I’ve accidentally pressed that link. Feel free to wink at me and drool over pictures of my penis inside crisp white boxer shorts. Technology baffles me at times so I haven’t understood how to log out properly when using my phone. Therefore, I may appear to be browsing shots of you looking sexy next to an ironing board but I’m actually working rather than masturbating into an old sock.

I value respect and trust. I also like them because re-arranging those words forms spectre strut. I move like a sassy ghost.

I like breathing, combing my hair, eating biscuits and creosote. The simple things in life. Someone once said to me women are like a box of Quality Street. “All the good ones have been fingered and eaten by someone else”.

I may have been born in the same year a 70mph speed limit was introduced in the UK but there’s no slowing me down. I’m open to new forms of pleasure such as being spanked on the arse with a freshly caught haddock.

I'm reasonably intelligent and know fun facts. Did you know that the highest ever recorded jump by a pig was 27.5 inches?

I’m polite and good mannered. For example, if I happened to fart during sexual intercourse, I’d waft it away. My dress sense could be described as smart casual. Think David Niven or Roger Moore. A proper old fashioned gentleman. Both my face and testicles are clean shaven to feel like the pink ball at snooker. I’m disease free. I hope you are too. Therefore, if you’re recently noticed a burning sensation when passing urine please don’t message me.

I enjoy ITV teatime quiz show The Chase as well as massaging ladies. Let me touch, stroke and kiss you like the sexy avocado you are. However, could I ask before any meet that you’re not wearing a bra as I’m non skilled in removing those. The only watersports I enjoy is a gentle pedalo ride. Thus, if you want to piss on me you can only do so if it’s to relieve a jellyfish sting.

Wow, I think that’s it. If I’ve missed anything out or you want to ask me about my favourite lightbulb wattage or former Canadian Prime Minister please do so.

As you’ve read this far have a hug. You’ll get a real one if we meet. Darryl x

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