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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

During my forum ban, I did a lot of thinking, using this extra time to carefully pool my ideas in an attempt to conceive ever more unique and brilliant threads to captivate the forums and demonstrate my creativity!

I failed and so here's the usual thread I thrash out when I'm bored x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same thread different day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've done this before? Thought it was an original.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The first rule about ban club....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The first rule about ban club...."

'The prettiest woman you'll meet probably isn't a woman'

...oh wait, that's the first rule about ban kok.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"The first rule about ban club...."

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"The first rule about ban club....

'The prettiest woman you'll meet probably isn't a woman'

...oh wait, that's the first rule about ban kok."

And Amsterdam

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham

And some of the pubs in Brighton

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Stalled like an old lawnmower.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You distracted us with all this ban talk! There are a couple of people here who we'd happily play with

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"You distracted us with all this ban talk! There are a couple of people here who we'd happily play with "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's funny isn't it. We're not allowed to talk about having been given a timeout from the forums, but nearly everyone who gets one, comes on once their timeout is up and posts a thread beginning with a mention about having had a ban

Oh hang on, we're not supposed to talk about bans, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You distracted us with all this ban talk! There are a couple of people here who we'd happily play with "
And there's another

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bans? What's a ban? Something we could get banned for talking about.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bans? What's a ban? Something we could get banned for talking about. "

Heres a 'ban' worth talking about - a ban-ana!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol im well curious now what you got banned for..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bans? What's a ban? Something we could get banned for talking about.

Heres a 'ban' worth talking about - a ban-ana!"

Never liked bananas unless they're in a blender to make a smoothie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol im well curious now what you got banned for.. "

Talking about a ban

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought this was a lets have sex thread....

Who wants it?!

x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought this was a lets have sex thread....

Who wants it?!

x"

Me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought this was a lets have sex thread....

Who wants it?!

x"

As you know, you only need ask us once.

HELL the HELL YES!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought this was a lets have sex thread....

Who wants it?!

x"

Well seeing as you asked so nicely....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bans? What's a ban? Something we could get banned for talking about.

Heres a 'ban' worth talking about - a ban-ana!

Never liked bananas unless they're in a blender to make a smoothie. "

And don't you start with the bananas.....

That thing... with the limes,, last time...

O

M

G!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bans? What's a ban? Something we could get banned for talking about.

Heres a 'ban' worth talking about - a ban-ana!

Never liked bananas unless they're in a blender to make a smoothie. "

Please don't blend my penis - I'm already a smoothie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hasn't anyone who gives an opinion which differs from the norm been banned at some point?

Anyway - i've got 10 mins before the school run. Who fancies a quickie?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hasn't anyone who gives an opinion which differs from the norm been banned at some point?

Anyway - i've got 10 mins before the school run. Who fancies a quickie? "

Open up your honeypot and I'll dunk my 'nana x

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham


"Hasn't anyone who gives an opinion which differs from the norm been banned at some point?

Anyway - i've got 10 mins before the school run. Who fancies a quickie? "

Love to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Il have sex with so.done on this thread but who would have sex with me that's the question ;0)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hasn't anyone who gives an opinion which differs from the norm been banned at some point?

Anyway - i've got 10 mins before the school run. Who fancies a quickie?

Open up your honeypot and I'll dunk my 'nana x"

Best offer i've had all day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hasn't anyone who gives an opinion which differs from the norm been banned at some point?

Anyway - i've got 10 mins before the school run. Who fancies a quickie?

Love to.

"

Aw thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hasn't anyone who gives an opinion which differs from the norm been banned at some point?

Anyway - i've got 10 mins before the school run. Who fancies a quickie? "

I'll bring cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hasn't anyone who gives an opinion which differs from the norm been banned at some point?

Anyway - i've got 10 mins before the school run. Who fancies a quickie?

I'll bring cake "

There you go with cake again!

If you don't deliver the goods next weekend you're gonna have a very sulky Paula on your hands!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hasn't anyone who gives an opinion which differs from the norm been banned at some point?

Anyway - i've got 10 mins before the school run. Who fancies a quickie?

I'll bring cake

There you go with cake again!

If you don't deliver the goods next weekend you're gonna have a very sulky Paula on your hands!! "
next weekend? Are you Stoke bound?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hasn't anyone who gives an opinion which differs from the norm been banned at some point?

Anyway - i've got 10 mins before the school run. Who fancies a quickie?

I'll bring cake

There you go with cake again!

If you don't deliver the goods next weekend you're gonna have a very sulky Paula on your hands!! next weekend? Are you Stoke bound? "

Am i losing my mind - or are you not at xtasia next weekend? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hasn't anyone who gives an opinion which differs from the norm been banned at some point?

Anyway - i've got 10 mins before the school run. Who fancies a quickie?

I'll bring cake

There you go with cake again!

If you don't deliver the goods next weekend you're gonna have a very sulky Paula on your hands!! next weekend? Are you Stoke bound?

Am i losing my mind - or are you not at xtasia next weekend? Xx"
tragically not no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hasn't anyone who gives an opinion which differs from the norm been banned at some point?

Anyway - i've got 10 mins before the school run. Who fancies a quickie?

I'll bring cake

There you go with cake again!

If you don't deliver the goods next weekend you're gonna have a very sulky Paula on your hands!! next weekend? Are you Stoke bound?

Am i losing my mind - or are you not at xtasia next weekend? Xx tragically not no "

Yikes!!! So which couple have I arranged to go for coffee with??

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire


"Hasn't anyone who gives an opinion which differs from the norm been banned at some point?

Anyway - i've got 10 mins before the school run. Who fancies a quickie?

I'll bring cake

There you go with cake again!

If you don't deliver the goods next weekend you're gonna have a very sulky Paula on your hands!! next weekend? Are you Stoke bound?

Am i losing my mind - or are you not at xtasia next weekend? Xx tragically not no

Yikes!!! So which couple have I arranged to go for coffee with?? "

LOLOLOLOLOL now THAT is too funny!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hasn't anyone who gives an opinion which differs from the norm been banned at some point?

Anyway - i've got 10 mins before the school run. Who fancies a quickie?

I'll bring cake

There you go with cake again!

If you don't deliver the goods next weekend you're gonna have a very sulky Paula on your hands!! next weekend? Are you Stoke bound?

Am i losing my mind - or are you not at xtasia next weekend? Xx tragically not no

Yikes!!! So which couple have I arranged to go for coffee with?? "

Dunno but you can join us for a coffee if you like in your way down.........

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

ok ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hasn't anyone who gives an opinion which differs from the norm been banned at some point?

Anyway - i've got 10 mins before the school run. Who fancies a quickie?

I'll bring cake

There you go with cake again!

If you don't deliver the goods next weekend you're gonna have a very sulky Paula on your hands!! next weekend? Are you Stoke bound?

Am i losing my mind - or are you not at xtasia next weekend? Xx tragically not no

Yikes!!! So which couple have I arranged to go for coffee with??

LOLOLOLOLOL now THAT is too funny!!!!!!!!!"

For you maybe honey! Bloody hell - thank goodness I only said yes to coffee and cake!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paula all alone, cinnamon and naughty twosome are currently on me list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Paula all alone, cinnamon and naughty twosome are currently on me list "

Starbuck as well, didn't see you in here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Paula all alone, cinnamon and naughty twosome are currently on me list

Starbuck as well, didn't see you in here! "

Classy laydee too! Gosh I'm missing them left right and centre!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hasn't anyone who gives an opinion which differs from the norm been banned at some point?

Anyway - i've got 10 mins before the school run. Who fancies a quickie?

I'll bring cake

There you go with cake again!

If you don't deliver the goods next weekend you're gonna have a very sulky Paula on your hands!! next weekend? Are you Stoke bound?

Am i losing my mind - or are you not at xtasia next weekend? Xx tragically not no

Yikes!!! So which couple have I arranged to go for coffee with??

Dunno but you can join us for a coffee if you like in your way down........."

Are you just off the M6 guys? And will you be home lunchtimeish friday? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Paula all alone, cinnamon and naughty twosome are currently on me list

Starbuck as well, didn't see you in here!

Classy laydee too! Gosh I'm missing them left right and centre! "

Well I did think that was a little bit remiss of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Paula all alone, cinnamon and naughty twosome are currently on me list

Starbuck as well, didn't see you in here!

Classy laydee too! Gosh I'm missing them left right and centre!

Well I did think that was a little bit remiss of you "

It was a miss, I was never going to forget was I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought this was a lets have sex thread....

Who wants it?!

x"
ooohh yes please xx

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"Paula all alone, cinnamon and naughty twosome are currently on me list "

Thanks MrM once upon a time perhaps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought this was a lets have sex thread....

Who wants it?!

x ooohh yes please xx"

Hello you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is he now banned for talking about his ban?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is he now banned for talking about his ban? "

Probably!!

Right, back to who is doing who

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought this was a lets have sex thread....

Who wants it?!

x"

God if I really must!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hasn't anyone who gives an opinion which differs from the norm been banned at some point?

Anyway - i've got 10 mins before the school run. Who fancies a quickie?

I'll bring cake

There you go with cake again!

If you don't deliver the goods next weekend you're gonna have a very sulky Paula on your hands!! next weekend? Are you Stoke bound?

Am i losing my mind - or are you not at xtasia next weekend? Xx tragically not no

Yikes!!! So which couple have I arranged to go for coffee with?? "

US!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought this was a lets have sex thread....

Who wants it?!

x

God if I really must! "

Yum!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is he now banned for talking about his ban?

Probably!!

Right, back to who is doing who "

oh yea,I'll have a look at who's up for grabs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought this was a lets have sex thread....

Who wants it?!

x

God if I really must!

Yum!!"

Taxi one day madame.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hasn't anyone who gives an opinion which differs from the norm been banned at some point?

Anyway - i've got 10 mins before the school run. Who fancies a quickie?

I'll bring cake

There you go with cake again!

If you don't deliver the goods next weekend you're gonna have a very sulky Paula on your hands!! next weekend? Are you Stoke bound?

Am i losing my mind - or are you not at xtasia next weekend? Xx tragically not no

Yikes!!! So which couple have I arranged to go for coffee with??

US! "

And Paula before you poop your pants I'm.joking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit of a fanny fest on here. I'll go and play with myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bit of a fanny fest on here. I'll go and play with myself "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bit of a fanny fest on here. I'll go and play with myself "

Lol

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By *overs14Couple
over a year ago

norwich

A few people on here i'd like to play with x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hasn't anyone who gives an opinion which differs from the norm been banned at some point?

Anyway - i've got 10 mins before the school run. Who fancies a quickie?

I'll bring cake

There you go with cake again!

If you don't deliver the goods next weekend you're gonna have a very sulky Paula on your hands!! next weekend? Are you Stoke bound?

Am i losing my mind - or are you not at xtasia next weekend? Xx tragically not no

Yikes!!! So which couple have I arranged to go for coffee with??

US!

And Paula before you poop your pants I'm.joking "

Actually that'd be nice! Suggest something stronger than coffee though - lots of us in flirts bar for afternoon drinks and giggles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some who know and some who dont

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I came here to shag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I came here to shag."

Come on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I came here to shag.

Come on then "

Bring the lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone say fanny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I came here to shag.

Come on then

Bring the lube "

We need lube?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hasn't anyone who gives an opinion which differs from the norm been banned at some point?

Anyway - i've got 10 mins before the school run. Who fancies a quickie?

I'll bring cake

There you go with cake again!

If you don't deliver the goods next weekend you're gonna have a very sulky Paula on your hands!! next weekend? Are you Stoke bound?

Am i losing my mind - or are you not at xtasia next weekend? Xx tragically not no

Yikes!!! So which couple have I arranged to go for coffee with??

US!

And Paula before you poop your pants I'm.joking

Actually that'd be nice! Suggest something stronger than coffee though - lots of us in flirts bar for afternoon drinks and giggles? "

We're not going to xtasia either, confused? Yeah me too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I came here to shag.

Come on then

Bring the lube

We need lube? "

Definitely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone say fanny? "

I have a great aunt fanny, she's quite nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I came here to shag.

Come on then

Bring the lube

We need lube?

Definitely "

Is there something wrong with your tongue?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone say fanny?

I have a great aunt fanny, she's quite nice "

She a looker is she?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone say fanny?

I have a great aunt fanny, she's quite nice

She a looker is she? "

Depends whether you like the blue rinse effect. but yeah I think she's hot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone say fanny?

I have a great aunt fanny, she's quite nice

She a looker is she?

Depends whether you like the blue rinse effect. but yeah I think she's hot."

What, she wears a merkin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone say fanny?

I have a great aunt fanny, she's quite nice

She a looker is she?

Depends whether you like the blue rinse effect. but yeah I think she's hot.

What, she wears a merkin? "

OK don't get smart with me!

Whats a merkin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I came here to shag.

Come on then

Bring the lube

We need lube?

Definitely

Is there something wrong with your tongue? "

No. My tongue is fantastic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I came here to shag.

Come on then

Bring the lube

We need lube?

Definitely

Is there something wrong with your tongue?

No. My tongue is fantastic. "

Lol I thought ud passed out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a trooper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought this was a lets have sex thread....

Who wants it?!

x"

Oh go on then. ]

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By *ebedeedoodahMan
over a year ago

Greenford


"Did someone say fanny?

I have a great aunt fanny, she's quite nice

She a looker is she?

Depends whether you like the blue rinse effect. but yeah I think she's hot.

What, she wears a merkin?

OK don't get smart with me!

Whats a merkin "

Is in it open season on jerkins? Where is my merkin swatter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I came here to shag.

Come on then

Bring the lube

We need lube?

Definitely

Is there something wrong with your tongue?

No. My tongue is fantastic. "

I won't take your word for it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I came here to shag.

Come on then

Bring the lube

We need lube?

Definitely

Is there something wrong with your tongue?

No. My tongue is fantastic.

I won't take your word for it "

Shel I'd tell you jokes whilst I was fucking you, just so I could see you laughing one minute then biting your lip the next x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did someone say fanny?

I have a great aunt fanny, she's quite nice

She a looker is she?

Depends whether you like the blue rinse effect. but yeah I think she's hot.

What, she wears a merkin?

OK don't get smart with me!

Whats a merkin "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a trooper "

Super.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a trooper

Super."

He might be a storm one and get his light saber out !

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By *riggsyMan
over a year ago

rugby


"I'm a trooper

Super.

He might be a storm one and get his light saber out ! "
you can have my light saber anytime iona xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would certainly like some invites from people on here, especially aunt fanny!! Lol

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By *uggarbunnyWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Sex? What's sex?

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"Bans? What's a ban? Something we could get banned for talking about.

Heres a 'ban' worth talking about - a ban-ana!

Never liked bananas unless they're in a blender to make a smoothie. "

You called?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a trooper

Super.

He might be a storm one and get his light saber out ! you can have my light saber anytime iona xxx "

Is the force strong within you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I came here to shag.

Come on then

Bring the lube

We need lube?

Definitely

Is there something wrong with your tongue?

No. My tongue is fantastic.

I won't take your word for it

Shel I'd tell you jokes whilst I was fucking you, just so I could see you laughing one minute then biting your lip the next x"

Wow, no one has ever said that to me before

I like it though x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's definitely a few on here that have caught our eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's one or two on here that would get it!!!

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

Seen one or two men that have caught my eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought this was a lets have sex thread....

Who wants it?!

x"

Hell yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hasn't anyone who gives an opinion which differs from the norm been banned at some point?

Anyway - i've got 10 mins before the school run. Who fancies a quickie?

I'll bring cake

There you go with cake again!

If you don't deliver the goods next weekend you're gonna have a very sulky Paula on your hands!! next weekend? Are you Stoke bound?

Am i losing my mind - or are you not at xtasia next weekend? Xx tragically not no

Yikes!!! So which couple have I arranged to go for coffee with??

US!

And Paula before you poop your pants I'm.joking

Actually that'd be nice! Suggest something stronger than coffee though - lots of us in flirts bar for afternoon drinks and giggles?

We're not going to xtasia either, confused? Yeah me too. "

Aaaaaaarrgghh!

Think someone must have given me a partial labotomy without my knowing it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting back to the point - could definitely go for a foursome with Ejay and Hot geordie couple!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a gangbang out of the question??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is a gangbang out of the question?? "

Never!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wahey

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"Seen one or two men that have caught my eye "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couple of peeps on here we would love some fun with, if they would let us V x

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By *ottzpairCouple
over a year ago

nottingham

Aphrodite Fuk Fuk fuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Getting back to the point - could definitely go for a foursome with Ejay and Hot geordie couple! "

Oooh really? Let's do it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is a gangbang out of the question?? "

Definitely not x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Not a fan of gangbangs - I wouldn't share a sandwich, let alone a beautiful woman!

Well, unless the sandwich was actually WITH a beautiful woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a fan of gangbangs - I wouldn't share a sandwich, let alone a beautiful woman!

Well, unless the sandwich was actually WITH a beautiful woman."

Are you being argumentative? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Are you being argumentative? x"

Make up sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Are you being argumentative? x

Make up sex? "

Brilliant idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Are you being argumentative? x

Make up sex?

Brilliant idea "

"Opens garage and gets out the Starship Entreprise....."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Are you being argumentative? x

Make up sex?

Brilliant idea

"Opens garage and gets out the Starship Entreprise.....""

Coooooooooolll!!! Great pulling machine!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Are you being argumentative? x

Make up sex?

Brilliant idea

"Opens garage and gets out the Starship Entreprise....."

Coooooooooolll!!! Great pulling machine!! "

Warp Factor 12 engaged ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Are you being argumentative? x

Make up sex?

Brilliant idea

"Opens garage and gets out the Starship Entreprise....."

Coooooooooolll!!! Great pulling machine!!

Warp Factor 12 engaged ..."

Make it so!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's one or two on here that would get it!!! "

Im thinking just the same thoughts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Are you being argumentative? x

Make up sex?

Brilliant idea

"Opens garage and gets out the Starship Entreprise....."

Coooooooooolll!!! Great pulling machine!!

Warp Factor 12 engaged ...

Make it so! "

Aye Captain

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

What a choice. Definitely a single and a couple I would love a portion with.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not a fan of gangbangs - I wouldn't share a sandwich, let alone a beautiful woman!

Well, unless the sandwich was actually WITH a beautiful woman.

Are you being argumentative? x"

I'm not, you are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Are you being argumentative? x

Make up sex?

Brilliant idea

"Opens garage and gets out the Starship Entreprise.....""

Sounds like a fast one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Getting back to the point - could definitely go for a foursome with Ejay and Hot geordie couple!

Oooh really? Let's do it x"

Well i'm game if you 3 are!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Are you being argumentative? x

Make up sex?

Brilliant idea

"Opens garage and gets out the Starship Entreprise....."

Sounds like a fast one "

I'll show you mine....,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a fan of gangbangs - I wouldn't share a sandwich, let alone a beautiful woman!

Well, unless the sandwich was actually WITH a beautiful woman.

Are you being argumentative? x

I'm not, you are!"

Ooooooh yes you are!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Getting back to the point - could definitely go for a foursome with Ejay and Hot geordie couple!

Oooh really? Let's do it x

Well i'm game if you 3 are!! "

We're just waiting for Ejay then x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Are you being argumentative? x

Make up sex?

Brilliant idea

"Opens garage and gets out the Starship Entreprise....."

Sounds like a fast one

I'll show you mine....,"

Are we taking turns?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a fan of gangbangs - I wouldn't share a sandwich, let alone a beautiful woman!

Well, unless the sandwich was actually WITH a beautiful woman.

Are you being argumentative? x

I'm not, you are!"

Oh yes you are!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not a fan of gangbangs - I wouldn't share a sandwich, let alone a beautiful woman!

Well, unless the sandwich was actually WITH a beautiful woman.

Are you being argumentative? x

I'm not, you are!

Oh yes you are!!!"

Always have to have the last word don't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am to busy in the gym for sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a fan of gangbangs - I wouldn't share a sandwich, let alone a beautiful woman!

Well, unless the sandwich was actually WITH a beautiful woman.

Are you being argumentative? x

I'm not, you are!

Oh yes you are!!!

Always have to have the last word don't you?"

No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am to busy in the gym for sex "

But not to busy to post messages, apparently x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a fan of gangbangs - I wouldn't share a sandwich, let alone a beautiful woman!

Well, unless the sandwich was actually WITH a beautiful woman.

Are you being argumentative? x

I'm not, you are!

Oh yes you are!!!

Always have to have the last word don't you?"

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am to busy in the gym for sex "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am to busy in the gym for sex

But not to busy to post messages, apparently x"
I know as I post them between the sets lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not a fan of gangbangs - I wouldn't share a sandwich, let alone a beautiful woman!

Well, unless the sandwich was actually WITH a beautiful woman.

Are you being argumentative? x

I'm not, you are!

Oh yes you are!!!

Always have to have the last word don't you?

Yes "

Well TOUGH, you ain't getting it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a few we'd get frisky with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a fan of gangbangs - I wouldn't share a sandwich, let alone a beautiful woman!

Well, unless the sandwich was actually WITH a beautiful woman.

Are you being argumentative? x

I'm not, you are!

Oh yes you are!!!

Always have to have the last word don't you?

Yes

Well TOUGH, you ain't getting it! "

Am I not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

likewise.

ooo and i was only in hull last week.

holiday inn express is very nice too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ditto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a fan of gangbangs - I wouldn't share a sandwich, let alone a beautiful woman!

Well, unless the sandwich was actually WITH a beautiful woman.

Are you being argumentative? x

I'm not, you are!

Oh yes you are!!!

Always have to have the last word don't you?

Yes

Well TOUGH, you ain't getting it! "

Did you ACTUALLY just shout at me????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not a fan of gangbangs - I wouldn't share a sandwich, let alone a beautiful woman!

Well, unless the sandwich was actually WITH a beautiful woman.

Are you being argumentative? x

I'm not, you are!

Oh yes you are!!!

Always have to have the last word don't you?

Yes

Well TOUGH, you ain't getting it!

Am I not?"

Nope.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not a fan of gangbangs - I wouldn't share a sandwich, let alone a beautiful woman!

Well, unless the sandwich was actually WITH a beautiful woman.

Are you being argumentative? x

I'm not, you are!

Oh yes you are!!!

Always have to have the last word don't you?

Yes

Well TOUGH, you ain't getting it!

Did you ACTUALLY just shout at me????"

I raised my voice, there's a difference!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a fan of gangbangs - I wouldn't share a sandwich, let alone a beautiful woman!

Well, unless the sandwich was actually WITH a beautiful woman.

Are you being argumentative? x

I'm not, you are!

Oh yes you are!!!

Always have to have the last word don't you?

Yes

Well TOUGH, you ain't getting it!

Did you ACTUALLY just shout at me????"

No the mean man was shouting at me (sobs quietly) x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a fan of gangbangs - I wouldn't share a sandwich, let alone a beautiful woman!

Well, unless the sandwich was actually WITH a beautiful woman.

Are you being argumentative? x

I'm not, you are!

Oh yes you are!!!

Always have to have the last word don't you?

Yes

Well TOUGH, you ain't getting it!

Did you ACTUALLY just shout at me????

I raised my voice, there's a difference! "
you shouted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a fan of gangbangs - I wouldn't share a sandwich, let alone a beautiful woman!

Well, unless the sandwich was actually WITH a beautiful woman.

Are you being argumentative? x

I'm not, you are!

Oh yes you are!!!

Always have to have the last word don't you?

Yes

Well TOUGH, you ain't getting it!

Did you ACTUALLY just shout at me????

I raised my voice, there's a difference! "

That's called shouting, punishment inevitable.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a fan of gangbangs - I wouldn't share a sandwich, let alone a beautiful woman!

Well, unless the sandwich was actually WITH a beautiful woman.

Are you being argumentative? x

I'm not, you are!

Oh yes you are!!!

Always have to have the last word don't you?

Yes

Well TOUGH, you ain't getting it!

Did you ACTUALLY just shout at me????

I raised my voice, there's a difference!

That's called shouting, punishment inevitable....."

That's right, tell him off x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not a fan of gangbangs - I wouldn't share a sandwich, let alone a beautiful woman!

Well, unless the sandwich was actually WITH a beautiful woman.

Are you being argumentative? x

I'm not, you are!

Oh yes you are!!!

Always have to have the last word don't you?

Yes

Well TOUGH, you ain't getting it!

Did you ACTUALLY just shout at me????

No the mean man was shouting at me (sobs quietly) x"

Look I'm having a 'disagreement' with TWO women at once, one's in Newcastle the you're in Liverpool, therefore I have to RAISE MY VOICE a fair bit just so it carries far enough - this means you're gonna get it a bit louder.

*Pushes glasses up nose*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a fan of gangbangs - I wouldn't share a sandwich, let alone a beautiful woman!

Well, unless the sandwich was actually WITH a beautiful woman.

Are you being argumentative? x

I'm not, you are!

Oh yes you are!!!

Always have to have the last word don't you?

Yes

Well TOUGH, you ain't getting it!

Did you ACTUALLY just shout at me????

No the mean man was shouting at me (sobs quietly) x

Look I'm having a 'disagreement' with TWO women at once, one's in Newcastle the you're in Liverpool, therefore I have to RAISE MY VOICE a fair bit just so it carries far enough - this means you're gonna get it a bit louder.

*Pushes glasses up nose* "

Shouting again, you just don't learn do you? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a fan of gangbangs - I wouldn't share a sandwich, let alone a beautiful woman!

Well, unless the sandwich was actually WITH a beautiful woman.

Are you being argumentative? x

I'm not, you are!

Oh yes you are!!!

Always have to have the last word don't you?

Yes

Well TOUGH, you ain't getting it!

Did you ACTUALLY just shout at me????

No the mean man was shouting at me (sobs quietly) x

Look I'm having a 'disagreement' with TWO women at once, one's in Newcastle the you're in Liverpool, therefore I have to RAISE MY VOICE a fair bit just so it carries far enough - this means you're gonna get it a bit louder.

*Pushes glasses up nose* "

I'm gonna get louder? What else are you doing like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a fan of gangbangs - I wouldn't share a sandwich, let alone a beautiful woman!

Well, unless the sandwich was actually WITH a beautiful woman.

Are you being argumentative? x

I'm not, you are!

Oh yes you are!!!

Always have to have the last word don't you?

Yes

Well TOUGH, you ain't getting it!

Did you ACTUALLY just shout at me????

No the mean man was shouting at me (sobs quietly) x

Look I'm having a 'disagreement' with TWO women at once, one's in Newcastle the you're in Liverpool, therefore I have to RAISE MY VOICE a fair bit just so it carries far enough - this means you're gonna get it a bit louder.

*Pushes glasses up nose*

Shouting again, you just don't learn do you? x"

Let's put him on the naughty step x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right, who wants a to try me on for sighs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not a fan of gangbangs - I wouldn't share a sandwich, let alone a beautiful woman!

Well, unless the sandwich was actually WITH a beautiful woman.

Are you being argumentative? x

I'm not, you are!

Oh yes you are!!!

Always have to have the last word don't you?

Yes

Well TOUGH, you ain't getting it!

Did you ACTUALLY just shout at me????

No the mean man was shouting at me (sobs quietly) x

Look I'm having a 'disagreement' with TWO women at once, one's in Newcastle the you're in Liverpool, therefore I have to RAISE MY VOICE a fair bit just so it carries far enough - this means you're gonna get it a bit louder.

*Pushes glasses up nose*

Shouting again, you just don't learn do you? x

Let's put him on the naughty step x"

Don't do that, it's cold and gives me a numb bum x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not a fan of gangbangs - I wouldn't share a sandwich, let alone a beautiful woman!

Well, unless the sandwich was actually WITH a beautiful woman.

Are you being argumentative? x

I'm not, you are!

Oh yes you are!!!

Always have to have the last word don't you?

Yes

Well TOUGH, you ain't getting it!

Did you ACTUALLY just shout at me????

No the mean man was shouting at me (sobs quietly) x

Look I'm having a 'disagreement' with TWO women at once, one's in Newcastle the you're in Liverpool, therefore I have to RAISE MY VOICE a fair bit just so it carries far enough - this means you're gonna get it a bit louder.

*Pushes glasses up nose*

Shouting again, you just don't learn do you? x

Let's put him on the naughty step x

Don't do that, it's cold and gives me a numb bum x"

Plus the pebbles push into the skin of my buttocks and leave little indents, a phenomenon known as 'golf ball arse'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a fan of gangbangs - I wouldn't share a sandwich, let alone a beautiful woman!

Well, unless the sandwich was actually WITH a beautiful woman.

Are you being argumentative? x

I'm not, you are!

Oh yes you are!!!

Always have to have the last word don't you?

Yes

Well TOUGH, you ain't getting it!

Did you ACTUALLY just shout at me????

No the mean man was shouting at me (sobs quietly) x

Look I'm having a 'disagreement' with TWO women at once, one's in Newcastle the you're in Liverpool, therefore I have to RAISE MY VOICE a fair bit just so it carries far enough - this means you're gonna get it a bit louder.

*Pushes glasses up nose*

Shouting again, you just don't learn do you? x

Let's put him on the naughty step x

Don't do that, it's cold and gives me a numb bum x

Plus the pebbles push into the skin of my buttocks and leave little indents, a phenomenon known as 'golf ball arse'."

You should have thought about the consequences of your actions before. You can go on the second step, 20 minutes. No moving or talking - no matter what you see x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not a fan of gangbangs - I wouldn't share a sandwich, let alone a beautiful woman!

Well, unless the sandwich was actually WITH a beautiful woman.

Are you being argumentative? x

I'm not, you are!

Oh yes you are!!!

Always have to have the last word don't you?

Yes

Well TOUGH, you ain't getting it!

Did you ACTUALLY just shout at me????

No the mean man was shouting at me (sobs quietly) x

Look I'm having a 'disagreement' with TWO women at once, one's in Newcastle the you're in Liverpool, therefore I have to RAISE MY VOICE a fair bit just so it carries far enough - this means you're gonna get it a bit louder.

*Pushes glasses up nose*

Shouting again, you just don't learn do you? x

Let's put him on the naughty step x

Don't do that, it's cold and gives me a numb bum x

Plus the pebbles push into the skin of my buttocks and leave little indents, a phenomenon known as 'golf ball arse'.

You should have thought about the consequences of your actions before. You can go on the second step, 20 minutes. No moving or talking - no matter what you see x"

Does getting a hardon count as 'moving'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a fan of gangbangs - I wouldn't share a sandwich, let alone a beautiful woman!

Well, unless the sandwich was actually WITH a beautiful woman.

Are you being argumentative? x

I'm not, you are!

Oh yes you are!!!

Always have to have the last word don't you?

Yes

Well TOUGH, you ain't getting it!

Did you ACTUALLY just shout at me????

No the mean man was shouting at me (sobs quietly) x

Look I'm having a 'disagreement' with TWO women at once, one's in Newcastle the you're in Liverpool, therefore I have to RAISE MY VOICE a fair bit just so it carries far enough - this means you're gonna get it a bit louder.

*Pushes glasses up nose*

Shouting again, you just don't learn do you? x

Let's put him on the naughty step x

Don't do that, it's cold and gives me a numb bum x

Plus the pebbles push into the skin of my buttocks and leave little indents, a phenomenon known as 'golf ball arse'.

You should have thought about the consequences of your actions before. You can go on the second step, 20 minutes. No moving or talking - no matter what you see x

Does getting a hardon count as 'moving'?"

Yes that's definitely movement x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a fan of gangbangs - I wouldn't share a sandwich, let alone a beautiful woman!

Well, unless the sandwich was actually WITH a beautiful woman.

Are you being argumentative? x

I'm not, you are!

Oh yes you are!!!

Always have to have the last word don't you?

Yes

Well TOUGH, you ain't getting it!

Did you ACTUALLY just shout at me????

No the mean man was shouting at me (sobs quietly) x

Look I'm having a 'disagreement' with TWO women at once, one's in Newcastle the you're in Liverpool, therefore I have to RAISE MY VOICE a fair bit just so it carries far enough - this means you're gonna get it a bit louder.

*Pushes glasses up nose*

Shouting again, you just don't learn do you? x

Let's put him on the naughty step x

Don't do that, it's cold and gives me a numb bum x

Plus the pebbles push into the skin of my buttocks and leave little indents, a phenomenon known as 'golf ball arse'.

You should have thought about the consequences of your actions before. You can go on the second step, 20 minutes. No moving or talking - no matter what you see x

Does getting a hardon count as 'moving'?"

Depends if you had it before you sat down... Now be quiet x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not a fan of gangbangs - I wouldn't share a sandwich, let alone a beautiful woman!

Well, unless the sandwich was actually WITH a beautiful woman.

Are you being argumentative? x

I'm not, you are!

Oh yes you are!!!

Always have to have the last word don't you?

Yes

Well TOUGH, you ain't getting it!

Did you ACTUALLY just shout at me????

No the mean man was shouting at me (sobs quietly) x

Look I'm having a 'disagreement' with TWO women at once, one's in Newcastle the you're in Liverpool, therefore I have to RAISE MY VOICE a fair bit just so it carries far enough - this means you're gonna get it a bit louder.

*Pushes glasses up nose*

Shouting again, you just don't learn do you? x

Let's put him on the naughty step x

Don't do that, it's cold and gives me a numb bum x

Plus the pebbles push into the skin of my buttocks and leave little indents, a phenomenon known as 'golf ball arse'.

You should have thought about the consequences of your actions before. You can go on the second step, 20 minutes. No moving or talking - no matter what you see x

Does getting a hardon count as 'moving'?

Yes that's definitely movement x"

You make my willy sad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a fan of gangbangs - I wouldn't share a sandwich, let alone a beautiful woman!

Well, unless the sandwich was actually WITH a beautiful woman.

Are you being argumentative? x

I'm not, you are!

Oh yes you are!!!

Always have to have the last word don't you?

Yes

Well TOUGH, you ain't getting it!

Did you ACTUALLY just shout at me????

No the mean man was shouting at me (sobs quietly) x

Look I'm having a 'disagreement' with TWO women at once, one's in Newcastle the you're in Liverpool, therefore I have to RAISE MY VOICE a fair bit just so it carries far enough - this means you're gonna get it a bit louder.

*Pushes glasses up nose*

Shouting again, you just don't learn do you? x

Let's put him on the naughty step x

Don't do that, it's cold and gives me a numb bum x

Plus the pebbles push into the skin of my buttocks and leave little indents, a phenomenon known as 'golf ball arse'.

You should have thought about the consequences of your actions before. You can go on the second step, 20 minutes. No moving or talking - no matter what you see x

Does getting a hardon count as 'moving'?

Yes that's definitely movement x

You make my willy sad "

God! You only need to abstain for 20 minutes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not a fan of gangbangs - I wouldn't share a sandwich, let alone a beautiful woman!

Well, unless the sandwich was actually WITH a beautiful woman.

Are you being argumentative? x

I'm not, you are!

Oh yes you are!!!

Always have to have the last word don't you?

Yes

Well TOUGH, you ain't getting it!

Did you ACTUALLY just shout at me????

No the mean man was shouting at me (sobs quietly) x

Look I'm having a 'disagreement' with TWO women at once, one's in Newcastle the you're in Liverpool, therefore I have to RAISE MY VOICE a fair bit just so it carries far enough - this means you're gonna get it a bit louder.

*Pushes glasses up nose*

Shouting again, you just don't learn do you? x

Let's put him on the naughty step x

Don't do that, it's cold and gives me a numb bum x

Plus the pebbles push into the skin of my buttocks and leave little indents, a phenomenon known as 'golf ball arse'.

You should have thought about the consequences of your actions before. You can go on the second step, 20 minutes. No moving or talking - no matter what you see x

Does getting a hardon count as 'moving'?

Yes that's definitely movement x

You make my willy sad

God! You only need to abstain for 20 minutes "

Yeah but in cock-time, that's like, twenty TWO minutes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a fan of gangbangs - I wouldn't share a sandwich, let alone a beautiful woman!

Well, unless the sandwich was actually WITH a beautiful woman.

Are you being argumentative? x

I'm not, you are!

Oh yes you are!!!

Always have to have the last word don't you?

Yes

Well TOUGH, you ain't getting it!

Did you ACTUALLY just shout at me????

No the mean man was shouting at me (sobs quietly) x

Look I'm having a 'disagreement' with TWO women at once, one's in Newcastle the you're in Liverpool, therefore I have to RAISE MY VOICE a fair bit just so it carries far enough - this means you're gonna get it a bit louder.

*Pushes glasses up nose*

Shouting again, you just don't learn do you? x

Let's put him on the naughty step x

Don't do that, it's cold and gives me a numb bum x

Plus the pebbles push into the skin of my buttocks and leave little indents, a phenomenon known as 'golf ball arse'.

You should have thought about the consequences of your actions before. You can go on the second step, 20 minutes. No moving or talking - no matter what you see x

Does getting a hardon count as 'moving'?

Yes that's definitely movement x

You make my willy sad

God! You only need to abstain for 20 minutes

Yeah but in cock-time, that's like, twenty TWO minutes!"

Well it's good practice, just think of something else.

I might get naked to see if it helps the process.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The first rule about ban club...."
shhhhh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not a fan of gangbangs - I wouldn't share a sandwich, let alone a beautiful woman!

Well, unless the sandwich was actually WITH a beautiful woman.

Are you being argumentative? x

I'm not, you are!

Oh yes you are!!!

Always have to have the last word don't you?

Yes

Well TOUGH, you ain't getting it!

Did you ACTUALLY just shout at me????

No the mean man was shouting at me (sobs quietly) x

Look I'm having a 'disagreement' with TWO women at once, one's in Newcastle the you're in Liverpool, therefore I have to RAISE MY VOICE a fair bit just so it carries far enough - this means you're gonna get it a bit louder.

*Pushes glasses up nose*

Shouting again, you just don't learn do you? x

Let's put him on the naughty step x

Don't do that, it's cold and gives me a numb bum x

Plus the pebbles push into the skin of my buttocks and leave little indents, a phenomenon known as 'golf ball arse'.

You should have thought about the consequences of your actions before. You can go on the second step, 20 minutes. No moving or talking - no matter what you see x

Does getting a hardon count as 'moving'?

Yes that's definitely movement x

You make my willy sad

God! You only need to abstain for 20 minutes

Yeah but in cock-time, that's like, twenty TWO minutes!

Well it's good practice, just think of something else.

I might get naked to see if it helps the process."

Stand with your bum over it and sway your hips from side to side - it'll look a bit like snake charming...for the first few seconds anyway, then it'll be more like prong charming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a fan of gangbangs - I wouldn't share a sandwich, let alone a beautiful woman!

Well, unless the sandwich was actually WITH a beautiful woman.

Are you being argumentative? x

I'm not, you are!

Oh yes you are!!!

Always have to have the last word don't you?

Yes

Well TOUGH, you ain't getting it!

Did you ACTUALLY just shout at me????

No the mean man was shouting at me (sobs quietly) x

Look I'm having a 'disagreement' with TWO women at once, one's in Newcastle the you're in Liverpool, therefore I have to RAISE MY VOICE a fair bit just so it carries far enough - this means you're gonna get it a bit louder.

*Pushes glasses up nose*

Shouting again, you just don't learn do you? x

Let's put him on the naughty step x

Don't do that, it's cold and gives me a numb bum x

Plus the pebbles push into the skin of my buttocks and leave little indents, a phenomenon known as 'golf ball arse'.

You should have thought about the consequences of your actions before. You can go on the second step, 20 minutes. No moving or talking - no matter what you see x

Does getting a hardon count as 'moving'?

Yes that's definitely movement x

You make my willy sad

God! You only need to abstain for 20 minutes

Yeah but in cock-time, that's like, twenty TWO minutes!

Well it's good practice, just think of something else.

I might get naked to see if it helps the process.

Stand with your bum over it and sway your hips from side to side - it'll look a bit like snake charming...for the first few seconds anyway, then it'll be more like prong charming."

Ok can I keep my shoes on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would love to have sex with Yer all but alas I have my washing and ironing to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Getting back to the point - could definitely go for a foursome with Ejay and Hot geordie couple! "

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not a fan of gangbangs - I wouldn't share a sandwich, let alone a beautiful woman!

Well, unless the sandwich was actually WITH a beautiful woman.

Are you being argumentative? x

I'm not, you are!

Oh yes you are!!!

Always have to have the last word don't you?

Yes

Well TOUGH, you ain't getting it!

Did you ACTUALLY just shout at me????

No the mean man was shouting at me (sobs quietly) x

Look I'm having a 'disagreement' with TWO women at once, one's in Newcastle the you're in Liverpool, therefore I have to RAISE MY VOICE a fair bit just so it carries far enough - this means you're gonna get it a bit louder.

*Pushes glasses up nose*

Shouting again, you just don't learn do you? x

Let's put him on the naughty step x

Don't do that, it's cold and gives me a numb bum x

Plus the pebbles push into the skin of my buttocks and leave little indents, a phenomenon known as 'golf ball arse'.

You should have thought about the consequences of your actions before. You can go on the second step, 20 minutes. No moving or talking - no matter what you see x

Does getting a hardon count as 'moving'?

Yes that's definitely movement x

You make my willy sad

God! You only need to abstain for 20 minutes

Yeah but in cock-time, that's like, twenty TWO minutes!

Well it's good practice, just think of something else.

I might get naked to see if it helps the process.

Stand with your bum over it and sway your hips from side to side - it'll look a bit like snake charming...for the first few seconds anyway, then it'll be more like prong charming.

Ok can I keep my shoes on? "

Yes, your hat and gloves too, wouldn't want you getting cold x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Getting back to the point - could definitely go for a foursome with Ejay and Hot geordie couple!

Yes please "

Think they're too busy in hot debate with nortyair and sexybrain right now hun!!

I'd give em an hour or so!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a fan of gangbangs - I wouldn't share a sandwich, let alone a beautiful woman!

Well, unless the sandwich was actually WITH a beautiful woman.

Are you being argumentative? x

I'm not, you are!

Oh yes you are!!!

Always have to have the last word don't you?

Yes

Well TOUGH, you ain't getting it!

Did you ACTUALLY just shout at me????

No the mean man was shouting at me (sobs quietly) x

Look I'm having a 'disagreement' with TWO women at once, one's in Newcastle the you're in Liverpool, therefore I have to RAISE MY VOICE a fair bit just so it carries far enough - this means you're gonna get it a bit louder.

*Pushes glasses up nose*

Shouting again, you just don't learn do you? x

Let's put him on the naughty step x

Don't do that, it's cold and gives me a numb bum x

Plus the pebbles push into the skin of my buttocks and leave little indents, a phenomenon known as 'golf ball arse'.

You should have thought about the consequences of your actions before. You can go on the second step, 20 minutes. No moving or talking - no matter what you see x

Does getting a hardon count as 'moving'?

Yes that's definitely movement x

You make my willy sad

God! You only need to abstain for 20 minutes

Yeah but in cock-time, that's like, twenty TWO minutes!

Well it's good practice, just think of something else.

I might get naked to see if it helps the process.

Stand with your bum over it and sway your hips from side to side - it'll look a bit like snake charming...for the first few seconds anyway, then it'll be more like prong charming.

Ok can I keep my shoes on? "

I go away for a minute and you let him wriggle free... but do keep your shoes on that would be so sexy xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Getting back to the point - could definitely go for a foursome with Ejay and Hot geordie couple!

Yes please

Think they're too busy in hot debate with nortyair and sexybrain right now hun!!

I'd give em an hour or so!! "

An hour?, we would be all over you in a second,

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a fan of gangbangs - I wouldn't share a sandwich, let alone a beautiful woman!

Well, unless the sandwich was actually WITH a beautiful woman.

Are you being argumentative? x

I'm not, you are!

Oh yes you are!!!

Always have to have the last word don't you?

Yes

Well TOUGH, you ain't getting it!

Did you ACTUALLY just shout at me????

No the mean man was shouting at me (sobs quietly) x

Look I'm having a 'disagreement' with TWO women at once, one's in Newcastle the you're in Liverpool, therefore I have to RAISE MY VOICE a fair bit just so it carries far enough - this means you're gonna get it a bit louder.

*Pushes glasses up nose*

Shouting again, you just don't learn do you? x

Let's put him on the naughty step x

Don't do that, it's cold and gives me a numb bum x

Plus the pebbles push into the skin of my buttocks and leave little indents, a phenomenon known as 'golf ball arse'.

You should have thought about the consequences of your actions before. You can go on the second step, 20 minutes. No moving or talking - no matter what you see x

Does getting a hardon count as 'moving'?

Yes that's definitely movement x

You make my willy sad

God! You only need to abstain for 20 minutes

Yeah but in cock-time, that's like, twenty TWO minutes!

Well it's good practice, just think of something else.

I might get naked to see if it helps the process.

Stand with your bum over it and sway your hips from side to side - it'll look a bit like snake charming...for the first few seconds anyway, then it'll be more like prong charming.

Ok can I keep my shoes on?

Yes, your hat and gloves too, wouldn't want you getting cold x"

Aaaaw how thoughtful, thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Getting back to the point - could definitely go for a foursome with Ejay and Hot geordie couple!

Yes please

Think they're too busy in hot debate with nortyair and sexybrain right now hun!!

I'd give em an hour or so!! "

Nope. I'm inpatient.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've spotted one or two I wouldn't say no to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Getting back to the point - could definitely go for a foursome with Ejay and Hot geordie couple!

Yes please

Think they're too busy in hot debate with nortyair and sexybrain right now hun!!

I'd give em an hour or so!! "

Lol sexybrain doesn't do couples so an hour or so of no touching should just be enough

We'll be right there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a fan of gangbangs - I wouldn't share a sandwich, let alone a beautiful woman!

Well, unless the sandwich was actually WITH a beautiful woman.

Are you being argumentative? x

I'm not, you are!

Oh yes you are!!!

Always have to have the last word don't you?

Yes

Well TOUGH, you ain't getting it!

Did you ACTUALLY just shout at me????

No the mean man was shouting at me (sobs quietly) x

Look I'm having a 'disagreement' with TWO women at once, one's in Newcastle the you're in Liverpool, therefore I have to RAISE MY VOICE a fair bit just so it carries far enough - this means you're gonna get it a bit louder.

*Pushes glasses up nose*

Shouting again, you just don't learn do you? x

Let's put him on the naughty step x

Don't do that, it's cold and gives me a numb bum x

Plus the pebbles push into the skin of my buttocks and leave little indents, a phenomenon known as 'golf ball arse'.

You should have thought about the consequences of your actions before. You can go on the second step, 20 minutes. No moving or talking - no matter what you see x

Does getting a hardon count as 'moving'?

Yes that's definitely movement x

You make my willy sad

God! You only need to abstain for 20 minutes

Yeah but in cock-time, that's like, twenty TWO minutes!

Well it's good practice, just think of something else.

I might get naked to see if it helps the process.

Stand with your bum over it and sway your hips from side to side - it'll look a bit like snake charming...for the first few seconds anyway, then it'll be more like prong charming.

Ok can I keep my shoes on?

I go away for a minute and you let him wriggle free... but do keep your shoes on that would be so sexy xxx"

No no he's not moving don't worry xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Getting back to the point - could definitely go for a foursome with Ejay and Hot geordie couple!

Yes please

Think they're too busy in hot debate with nortyair and sexybrain right now hun!!

I'd give em an hour or so!!

Nope. I'm inpatient. "

Uh oh, another bossy one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a fan of gangbangs - I wouldn't share a sandwich, let alone a beautiful woman!

Well, unless the sandwich was actually WITH a beautiful woman.

Are you being argumentative? x

I'm not, you are!

Oh yes you are!!!

Always have to have the last word don't you?

Yes

Well TOUGH, you ain't getting it!

Did you ACTUALLY just shout at me????

No the mean man was shouting at me (sobs quietly) x

Look I'm having a 'disagreement' with TWO women at once, one's in Newcastle the you're in Liverpool, therefore I have to RAISE MY VOICE a fair bit just so it carries far enough - this means you're gonna get it a bit louder.

*Pushes glasses up nose*

Shouting again, you just don't learn do you? x

Let's put him on the naughty step x

Don't do that, it's cold and gives me a numb bum x

Plus the pebbles push into the skin of my buttocks and leave little indents, a phenomenon known as 'golf ball arse'.

You should have thought about the consequences of your actions before. You can go on the second step, 20 minutes. No moving or talking - no matter what you see x

Does getting a hardon count as 'moving'?

Yes that's definitely movement x

You make my willy sad

God! You only need to abstain for 20 minutes

Yeah but in cock-time, that's like, twenty TWO minutes!

Well it's good practice, just think of something else.

I might get naked to see if it helps the process.

Stand with your bum over it and sway your hips from side to side - it'll look a bit like snake charming...for the first few seconds anyway, then it'll be more like prong charming.

Ok can I keep my shoes on?

I go away for a minute and you let him wriggle free... but do keep your shoes on that would be so sexy xxx

No no he's not moving don't worry xx"

Good x

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By *ymph and ManicCouple
over a year ago

North East


"You distracted us with all this ban talk! There are a couple of people here who we'd happily play with "
... agreed . Big style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Getting back to the point - could definitely go for a foursome with Ejay and Hot geordie couple!

Yes please

Think they're too busy in hot debate with nortyair and sexybrain right now hun!!

I'd give em an hour or so!!

An hour?, we would be all over you in a second,

V x"

Maybe a sixsome then? Getting VERY interesting now!!

Just a question of Geography!

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