FabSwingers.com forum: Milf in the bar

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So I am in a hotel right now on business when I checked in there was a real hot sexy milf looking at me every now and again and kept glancing over...

How shall I move in for the kill

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Is she sitting at the end of the bar with an empty drink?

Hotel prozzer bro, they all have one - move on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol no sitting on a table drinking tea ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is she sitting at the end of the bar with an empty drink?

Hotel prozzer bro, they all have one - move on."

Yeah ain't ya heard?...

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Lol no sitting on a table drinking tea ... "

it's safe to proceed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has she got kids with her? If not watch who you call a milf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know it sounds really crazy, but I find "hi I'm xxx, would you like to join me for a drink" has a decent success rate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has she got her children with her ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No children around no... i wont be saying hello Milf lol im just saying she has that look about her lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask her If she's on any internet sites then retire to your room and start exchanging emails with her.

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By *ashes83Couple
over a year ago

wirral

A friendly smile, and go say hi.

she is probably also on business, and would appreciate the company.

I'm a hotel receptionist and a lot of the female business women complain about eating alone.

what's the worse that can happen! She tell you to do one ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can't wait to hear how this pans out...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No children around no... i wont be saying hello Milf lol im just saying she has that look about her lol "

What look to mothers have , tired and in need of a rest ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Think ill grab a beer first lol bit of dutch and all that

See how the eye contact goes

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

I'm always a bit.....erm....surprised when guys over the age of about 14 ask how to proceed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No children around no... i wont be saying hello Milf lol im just saying she has that look about her lol "

That look.. Do mums have a look now? Ive been called a milf before & it didnt go down well! You could have just said a middle age woman!

Shes probably glancing thinking "stop perving i want to enjoy my tea in peace"

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By *onnyeasygoingMan
over a year ago

Somewhere on the M62 between 24 and 14

Just got a text from me mum who's waiting for my dad at a hotel having tea. Apparently some bloke keeps getting in her sightline of the door!!

Oh, makes sense now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well if she is she can always tell me to stop perving... in fairness she did keep glancing my way at reception...

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Well if she is she can always tell me to stop perving... in fairness she did keep glancing my way at reception... "

You sure you haven't got a booger?

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Has she glanced since.

Sit in a seat just out of her eyeline...make it easy for her to keep glancing.

Then just smile and if she smiles back...go and say hi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes cos glancing means shes up for it!

Sometimes its just out of boredom & being nosey

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes cos glancing means shes up for it!

Sometimes its just out of boredom & being nosey"

Then shes very nosey

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Keep your eye out for her hubby, he's a right angry, huge kickboxing champion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

first thing to do is check your flies are done up.

then check her jewellery

If all is in order, proceed with a bit of chat now, general bollocks.

dinner time is the kill zone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Jewellery check complete

All good to go to stage 2

Chatting bollox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we need an update - what's happening?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you still chatting on here or are you going to go over to her,

Say Hi

Introduce yourself

And ask her does she want a drink/company as you are bla bla bla

You can fill in the rest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jewellery check complete

All good to go to stage 2

Chatting bollox "

You've already succeeded on that front.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

This is why I take a Kindle with me everywhere. Then I won't catch the eye of the local barfly when I'm looking up waiting for my actual date.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how do u know shes a milf?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I would laugh if just as he plucked up the courage to say hello,her husband/partner/date came in and sat next to her

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jewellery check complete

All good to go to stage 2

Chatting bollox

You've already succeeded on that front. "

Thanks for your positive feedback much appreciated

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"No children around no... i wont be saying hello Milf lol im just saying she has that look about her lol

That look.. Do mums have a look now? Ive been called a milf before & it didnt go down well! You could have just said a middle age woman!

Shes probably glancing thinking "stop perving i want to enjoy my tea in peace""

Or she's wondering why that bloke keeps looking at her and if she knows him, and trying to work out who he is.

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

"This is why I take a Kindle with me everywhere. Then I won't catch the eye of the local barfly when I'm looking up waiting for my actual date. "

Wyrd, this isn't what the doctor meant when he told you to make sure you take your tablets with you wherever you go.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"This is why I take a Kindle with me everywhere. Then I won't catch the eye of the local barfly when I'm looking up waiting for my actual date.

Wyrd, this isn't what the doctor meant when he told you to make sure you take your tablets with you wherever you go."

I do that too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No children around no... i wont be saying hello Milf lol im just saying she has that look about her lol "

You mean she looks run ragged,hair a mess,stressed look on her face and snagged tights ?

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Ask her where locally is good to eat etc?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

update needed! if you're already chatting to her I'm sure she won't mind if you say "scuse me, I just need to let the fab forumites know where I'm up to"...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No children around no... i wont be saying hello Milf lol im just saying she has that look about her lol

You mean she looks run ragged,hair a mess,stressed look on her face and snagged tights ? "

Keep going , I'm nearly there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be looking at this thread later.

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By *pice of life 79Man
over a year ago

lincoln, sleaford , grantham , nottingham

Write your name and number and slide it onto her table with a note call me then walk away feeling embarrased and a twat like I did once

But it bloody worked I was taking her out for a meal following weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just approach her with a smile and suggest a drink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is he going to go over to her ?

Is she waiting for someone ?

Is she on here and reading this ?

The suspense is killing me

(Typo)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is he going to go over to her ?

Is she waiting for someone ?

Is she on here and reading this ?

The suspense is killing me

(Typo)

Is he just bored in his hotel and its all a figment of the imagination?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is he going to go over to her ?

Is she waiting for someone ?

Is she on here and reading this ?

The suspense is killing me

(Typo)

Is he just bored in his hotel and its all a figment of the imagination? "

Ive quite clearly upset you with this post so ill offer my apologies...

No im far from bored in a hotel room alone

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By *pice of life 79Man
over a year ago

lincoln, sleaford , grantham , nottingham

Slyly slip another room key with your number and just see what happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im 'too young' to be a milf apparently lol

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"im 'too young' to be a milf apparently lol "

And I'm at an age where I must be a MILF and a Mrs., apparently!

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By *pice of life 79Man
over a year ago

lincoln, sleaford , grantham , nottingham

"Is he going to go over to her ?

Is she waiting for someone ?

Is she on here and reading this ?

The suspense is killing me

(Typo)

Is he just bored in his hotel and its all a figment of the imagination?

Ive quite clearly upset you with this post so ill offer my apologies...

No im far from bored in a hotel room alone "

Mate what are you waiting for put your bloody phone down walk over say hi my name is ....... Fancy joining me for a bite to eat and a drink or slip her your number and room key and just wait see what happens

Get to it stop fucking about

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

How do you know she's a milf?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No children around no... i wont be saying hello Milf lol im just saying she has that look about her lol

What look to mothers have , tired and in need of a rest ?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is he going to go over to her ?

Is she waiting for someone ?

Is she on here and reading this ?

The suspense is killing me

(Typo)

Is he just bored in his hotel and its all a figment of the imagination?

Ive quite clearly upset you with this post so ill offer my apologies...

No im far from bored in a hotel room alone "

I just dont understand why a grown man would need to ask advice on how to approach a woman when you are a swingers site sounds very fishy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is he going to go over to her ?

Is she waiting for someone ?

Is she on here and reading this ?

The suspense is killing me

(Typo)

Is he just bored in his hotel and its all a figment of the imagination?

Ive quite clearly upset you with this post so ill offer my apologies...

No im far from bored in a hotel room alone

I just dont understand why a grown man would need to ask advice on how to approach a woman when you are a swingers site sounds very fishy"

Experience and situation.... long story I wont bore the forum with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe she's on fab !?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Turn on your 'who's near'. Just imagine!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Turn on your 'who's near'. Just imagine!"

Already tried....

No go unless she has hers turned off

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

"Is he going to go over to her ?

Is she waiting for someone ?

Is she on here and reading this ?

The suspense is killing me

(Typo)

Is he just bored in his hotel and its all a figment of the imagination?

Ive quite clearly upset you with this post so ill offer my apologies...

No im far from bored in a hotel room alone

Get to it stop fucking about "

Oh and whatever you do..... dont tell her about us waiting for the next instalment x

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

She'll be off soon if the OP doesn't get a move on!

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By *MaleMan
over a year ago

Errr just go and talk to her au naturel.

Assuming the glancing over, smile check & return smile checks have been well cleared.

Make sure no one is fooling themselves she's giving them the come on glad eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Errr just go and talk to her au naturel.

Are you suggesting he goes and talks to her in the nude ?

That is the worst advice I've ever heard.

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

"Errr just go and talk to her au naturel.

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Are you suggesting he goes and talks to her in the nude ?

That is the worst advice I've ever heard. "

That would break the ice though..... and land him in a cell to boot.......dude stick with a drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just go over and ask if she is eating in tonight, if she says no slap your cock on the table and say you are now love

Its never worked for me but it might for you

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By *pice of life 79Man
over a year ago

lincoln, sleaford , grantham , nottingham

"Just go over and ask if she is eating in tonight, if she says no slap your cock on the table and say you are now love

Its never worked for me but it might for you

Ha love this

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By *pice of life 79Man
over a year ago

lincoln, sleaford , grantham , nottingham

She probably thinks your too busy messaging your girlfriend I pressume she would of lost interest by now your too slow

I'd call it a night and knock one out over the thought of it lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Brought her a drink and left her my number with the offer of dinner later...

Had a little chat but not sure she is looking for what I am looking for... lovely lady by all accounts

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By *MaleMan
over a year ago

"Errr just go and talk to her au naturel.

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Are you suggesting he goes and talks to her in the nude ?

That is the worst advice I've ever heard. "

Actually meant natural convo tbh but I get ya

I hope the poor fekker aint taken that literally lmfao. There's always a chance, especially someone coming to this forum for realtime/live chat up advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol no sitting on a table drinking tea ... "

Careful, they're the more expensive ones, lol

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By *MaleMan
over a year ago

"Brought her a drink and left her my number with the offer of dinner later...

Had a little chat but not sure she is looking for what I am looking for... lovely lady by all accounts "

Good effort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brought her a drink and left her my number with the offer of dinner later...

Had a little chat but not sure she is looking for what I am looking for... lovely lady by all accounts "

You mean she isn't looking to have her dick sucked? How strange!

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"Brought her a drink and left her my number with the offer of dinner later...

Had a little chat but not sure she is looking for what I am looking for... lovely lady by all accounts "

My advice Put a meet request up and give the lady the link...

...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No children around no... i wont be saying hello Milf lol im just saying she has that look about her lol "
Ask her is it nice tea there as some places its really like dish water , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did he chat her up or what?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Nah, he went for the cougar instead

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"I would laugh if just as he plucked up the courage to say hello,her husband/partner/date came in and sat next to her

Pmsl

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"update needed! if you're already chatting to her I'm sure she won't mind if you say "scuse me, I just need to let the fab forumites know where I'm up to"..."

Laughing....

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Just go over and ask if she is eating in tonight, if she says no slap your cock on the table and say you are now love

Its never worked for me but it might for you

Awesome! This has made my evening

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By *lassyandadventurousMan
over a year ago

England and Wales

Thats my mom your all talking about.

I'm going to kill him

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"So I am in a hotel right now on business when I checked in there was a real hot sexy milf looking at me every now and again and kept glancing over...

How shall I move in for the kill "

????

You're on fab , hopefully looking to seduce possibly one of the toughest selection of ladies in cloud land , yet you need the assistance of others to interact with a real lady ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did he chat her up or what?"

No his mum called and told him it was way past his bed time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brought her a drink and left her my number with the offer of dinner later...

Had a little chat but not sure she is looking for what I am looking for... lovely lady by all accounts "

So did she call?

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"im 'too young' to be a milf apparently lol

And I'm at an age where I must be a MILF and a Mrs., apparently!

I'm one of them there GILFs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You sure are Topsy!

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"im 'too young' to be a milf apparently lol

And I'm at an age where I must be a MILF and a Mrs., apparently!

I'm one of them there GILFs."

...but if that's all I am for you, run along.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"im 'too young' to be a milf apparently lol

And I'm at an age where I must be a MILF and a Mrs., apparently!

I'm one of them there GILFs."

I'm more Gelf (for Red Dwarf fans)!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just go over and ask if she is eating in tonight, if she says no slap your cock on the table and say you are now love

Its never worked for me but it might for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey. This thread

Was expecting to see an "ok, I've gotten her into my room now, but am unsure how to move forward from here, what do you guys recommended?" post

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Blimey. This thread

Was expecting to see an "ok, I've gotten her into my room now, but am unsure how to move forward from here, what do you guys recommended?" post "

Given how many alleged virgins there are on here, looking for someone to deflower them, it wouldn't surprise me to see that posted on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blimey. This thread

Was expecting to see an "ok, I've gotten her into my room now, but am unsure how to move forward from here, what do you guys recommended?" post

Given how many alleged virgins there are on here, looking for someone to deflower them, it wouldn't surprise me to see that posted on here.

Virgins, really??

Lo0oL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least he got himself off of Fab (kind of) and went into the real world (possibly) to look for women instead of struggling (he may not be) on here,which is the standard reply for men asking for help on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Virgins, really??

Lo0oL"

Virgin on the ridiculous...

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"At least he got himself off of Fab (kind of) and went into the real world (possibly) to look for women instead of struggling (he may not be) on here,which is the standard reply for men asking for help on here"

Fair point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Virgins, really??

Lo0oL

Virgin on the ridiculous..."

I met a virgin once. He wasn't a virgin when he left me. I didn't meet him on here though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on OP we're desperate to hear what happened!

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By *ackspopCouple
over a year ago

Wymondham

"So I am in a hotel right now on business when I checked in there was a real hot sexy milf looking at me every now and again and kept glancing over...

How shall I move in for the kill "

I would suggest using a Barret 50cal sniper rifle. Position yourself somewhere where you can retreat quickly and leave the scene with minimum interference.

Source: COD Modern Warfare.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just go over and ask if she is eating in tonight, if she says no slap your cock on the table and say you are now love

Its never worked for me but it might for you

Funny you say that, my brother met his now wife by doing exactly that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is he still with her?

Recovering from too much Dutch courage and fluffing his lines?

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