FabSwingers.com forum: Insults given without malice

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just heard some bloke greeting his friend in the street with "hey cuntybollocks hows tricks" made me laugh. Lets hear your favourites.

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley

The majority of my friends are greeted with 'Ey up, twat', they respond accordingly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The hubby often calls my sisters house asking if they've seen cinderella when he's looking for me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww my mates get whatever insult happens to pop out at the time..I get the same back normally.

Typical Neanderthal blokes? Possibly....though I do have a few fem friends that'll out drink me (easy done as I'm a shit drinker) out swear me and generally out Neanderthal me regularly, gotta love 'em

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
over a year ago

Bolton

alreet fuck dust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do this a lot at work never been punched yet so must be ok

He he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually call people a dickhead or twat

only really malice if i put the word fucking in front!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knobhead or cuntface works for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to greet my fellow could workers on a Friday morning when we have our weekly toolbox talk with.

"good morning, amateurs how are we all today?"

Not sure if they take it in a lighthearted way, bunch of cocknockers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"alreet fuck dust

^lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuckface is a favourite of mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of my friends have got a insult all for themselves, but if I'm sending out a group text it will always start with either, right then cock chompers, or now then spunk bubbles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See with me if I insult you I like you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We all call each other cunts around here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See with me if I insult you I like you...

I'm the same, I only abuse people I like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See with me if I insult you I like you...

I'm exactly the same. Me and the fb get some very strange looks when we're out and about.

Atm I'm pussy glove and he's fuck ferret but the names change on a weekly basis. Anybody else would take offence at being called fuck face, cuntbag, knobjockey etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See with me if I insult you I like you...

I'm exactly the same. Me and the fb get some very strange looks when we're out and about.

Atm I'm pussy glove and he's fuck ferret but the names change on a weekly basis. Anybody else would take offence at being called fuck face, cuntbag, knobjockey etc"

God I have loads of names for Mrs l, main one is piss sniffer, but I shorten it to sniff

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Oh dear, guilty as charged. Used to call the much better half spunk belly followed by her real name due to our active oralisation of each other when we were teenagers

such a long time ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awrite wee sacks,cuntybaws,bawbag,cunt muscle,betty swollocks...etc lol.

Banter with pals n co workers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dick lips, cunt features, shit stain, peckerhead, slack arsehole etc. Me and my mates pretty much constantly casually abuse each other.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I knew a guy who would call his wife 'flat dick' which shocked me. She didn't seem to bother about it though.

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