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What do sluts wear?

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By *sm OP   Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard

Dress like a slut he said

What do they wear ? I innocently replied

I don't know , something my mum wouldn't wear. was the answer ..

And so endeth another promising conversation .

Not a conversation I had onhere I hasten to add .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not much would be my answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what do sluts wear? tonight I'm wearing pj bottoms and a vest top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a guy mail me today inviting me to his hotel and that he would treat me like a whore so I replied does that mean you'll throw £200 on the side when you've dome? He didn't reply back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Dress like a slut he said

What do they wear ? I innocently replied

I don't know , something my mum wouldn't wear. was the answer ..

"

So anything his mum wouldn't wear is slutty?

As an example, 16th century armour or a 1987 Coventry City away strip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A properly fitted basque, holdups and heels often gets me called a slut (whilst he's pulling my hair) yum

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By *sm OP   Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard


" Dress like a slut he said

What do they wear ? I innocently replied

I don't know , something my mum wouldn't wear. was the answer ..

So anything his mum wouldn't wear is slutty?

As an example, 16th century armour or a 1987 Coventry City away strip."

Now that's just perverted it couldnt have been worse even if you said scanthorpe!!!!!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


" Dress like a slut he said

What do they wear ? I innocently replied

I don't know , something my mum wouldn't wear. was the answer ..

"

You should have gone in a suit, with a fake moustache, looking like a refugee from an adaptation of Bugsy Malone. Splurge gun optional.

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By *sm OP   Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard


" Dress like a slut he said

What do they wear ? I innocently replied

I don't know , something my mum wouldn't wear. was the answer ..

You should have gone in a suit, with a fake moustache, looking like a refugee from an adaptation of Bugsy Malone. Splurge gun optional. "

Ssh Tina, but admit it, you liked the splurge gun last night ?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


" Dress like a slut he said

What do they wear ? I innocently replied

I don't know , something my mum wouldn't wear. was the answer ..

You should have gone in a suit, with a fake moustache, looking like a refugee from an adaptation of Bugsy Malone. Splurge gun optional.

Ssh Tina, but admit it, you liked the splurge gun last night ? "

Shh! My drab mode went to a Ross Noble gig and doesn't know my glam side was elsewhere

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By *sm OP   Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard


" Dress like a slut he said

What do they wear ? I innocently replied

I don't know , something my mum wouldn't wear. was the answer ..

You should have gone in a suit, with a fake moustache, looking like a refugee from an adaptation of Bugsy Malone. Splurge gun optional.

Ssh Tina, but admit it, you liked the splurge gun last night ?

Shh! My drab mode went to a Ross Noble gig and doesn't know my glam side was elsewhere "

Oh my you cheating slut you I fink I loves you

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


" Dress like a slut he said

What do they wear ? I innocently replied

I don't know , something my mum wouldn't wear. was the answer ..

You should have gone in a suit, with a fake moustache, looking like a refugee from an adaptation of Bugsy Malone. Splurge gun optional.

Ssh Tina, but admit it, you liked the splurge gun last night ?

Shh! My drab mode went to a Ross Noble gig and doesn't know my glam side was elsewhere

Oh my you cheating slut you I fink I loves you "

I think that deserves a virtual slice of Battenberg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought sluts wore spunk beards and a big smile

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By *sm OP   Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard


"I thought sluts wore spunk beards and a big smile "

Ahh so where does one buy a fake spunk beard so I can dress up as a slut?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought sluts wore spunk beards and a big smile

Ahh so where does one buy a fake spunk beard so I can dress up as a slut?

"

boil some pasta and leave it overnight. In the morning scoop out the gunk and splatter it on your face. One spunky looking beard

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By *sm OP   Couple
over a year ago

Liskeard


"I thought sluts wore spunk beards and a big smile

Ahh so where does one buy a fake spunk beard so I can dress up as a slut?

boil some pasta and leave it overnight. In the morning scoop out the gunk and splatter it on your face. One spunky looking beard "

Oh my . So all I need now is to boil some pasta, plaster it over my face and take a picture..

Yahoo boys.. HSM is a real slut now. So na na ne na

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought sluts wore spunk beards and a big smile

Ahh so where does one buy a fake spunk beard so I can dress up as a slut?

boil some pasta and leave it overnight. In the morning scoop out the gunk and splatter it on your face. One spunky looking beard

Oh my . So all I need now is to boil some pasta, plaster it over my face and take a picture..

Yahoo boys.. HSM is a real slut now. So na na ne na "

And display the picture

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
over a year ago

Bolton

short mini skirt, stockings and suspenders, sticking tops showing, tight low cut top, stilettos and no knickers x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Dress like a slut he said

What do they wear ? I innocently replied

I don't know , something my mum wouldn't wear. was the answer ..

And so endeth another promising conversation .

Not a conversation I had onhere I hasten to add . "

I like what mums wear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"short mini skirt, stockings and suspenders, sticking tops showing, tight low cut top, stilettos and no knickers x "

Don't forget the thigh boots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thats just describing my mrs,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thats just describing my mrs,"

Lucky you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes i know. the slutier she dresses the more i like it, love to see the guys drooling when we are out,

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


" Dress like a slut he said

What do they wear ? I innocently replied

I don't know , something my mum wouldn't wear. was the answer ..

And so endeth another promising conversation .

Not a conversation I had onhere I hasten to add . "

Did you know his mum and her fashion choices well?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

FYI I'm wearing jeans and a shirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"FYI I'm wearing jeans and a shirt "

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