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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A friend on my Facebook has

'I've been spoilt today, manicure and facial'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone writes ATM, to mean at the moment, I always think arse-to-mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If anyone mentions bbc I think.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If anyone mentions bbc I think....... "

Of Robert Peston sucking off Nick Robinson? Same here. I thought I was the only one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ordered "The TV Times - Christmas Special" - really disappointed when it listed telly programmes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fill in a patient related spreadsheet at work and have to type M M F F F M M down the column to identify the sex of the patient...always makes me chuckle to myself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If anyone mentions bbc I think.......

Of Robert Peston sucking off Nick Robinson? Same here. I thought I was the only one!"

Robert Peston is my #1 crush.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was envious until I realised it was facey and not fab!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When someone writes ATM, to mean at the moment, I always think arse-to-mouth "

Always an enema before I meet my Dom!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Always an enema before I meet my Dom!! "

Not a fan of chocolate chips then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Always an enema before I meet my Dom!!

Not a fan of chocolate chips then? "

Yeh love them.... Hate shit chips though!

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By *ike4362ukMan
over a year ago

Cheshunt

That's a nice mix of bods!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Yeh love them.... Hate shit chips though! "

No one likes a fussy eater :p

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I did have a wee giggle when I saw someone posting for information on Daisy Chaining on our works intranet the other day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Robert Peston is my #1 crush. "

For reals?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Robert Peston is my #1 crush.

For reals?"

Yeh. He's a cutie.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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Yeh love them.... Hate shit chips though!

No one likes a fussy eater :p"

Big kisses afterwards too....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Yeh. He's a cutie. "

Fair play. Feel a bit bad for poor old Nick though, what's he gonna do while you're jumping Peston's bones?

(Congrats on having a nice bum by the way, hope that's working out for you).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Big kisses afterwards too...."

Share the love.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Yeh. He's a cutie.

Fair play. Feel a bit bad for poor old Nick though, what's he gonna do while you're jumping Peston's bones?

(Congrats on having a nice bum by the way, hope that's working out for you)."

I dunno. His eye creeps me out a bit, I couldn't just have sex with both. And thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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I dunno. His eye creeps me out a bit, I couldn't just have sex with both. And thanks "

You're more than welcome, if only for this frankly unexpected, possibly even ground-breaking exchange of posts.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Nice bottom btw slackadder (or something like that)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice bottom btw slackadder (or something like that) "

You're too kind. I rent it out for birthday parties and the like if you're interested.

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard


"Nice bottom btw slackadder (or something like that)

You're too kind. I rent it out for birthday parties and the like if you're interested. "

Oh how many candles will it hold?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nice bottom btw slackadder (or something like that)

You're too kind. I rent it out for birthday parties and the like if you're interested.

Oh how many candles will it hold? "

Yeh, it's the hubbies soon, do you charge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am cheap, in every sense of the word.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Oh how many candles will it hold? "

I'm tighter than a balloon knot, so not many

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