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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Father but I have sinned.

I've just eaten a triple pack of Double Decker Chocolate bars

Are you a sinner and why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my lord...3?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's nothing ! Today, 2 boxes of chocolate biscuits and a box of fruit jellies left over from Xmas - my mum told me never to waste anything - I feel sick

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh my lord...3?... "

I know

I'm such a greedy fucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my lord...3?...

I know

I'm such a greedy fucker "

ahhhhhhaaaaaa

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

I had ham sarnies. 4 slices of bread Then a bowl of cereal . I need a lock on my non existent kitchen door and no pocket money

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I found a luxury 'millionaires cheesecake' reduced to £1.50 at asda this evening.

It has a date with me and a spoon.

There'll be none left in less than an hour.

A

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh my lord...3?...

I know

I'm such a greedy fucker

ahhhhhhaaaaaa "

Wooohoooo you get my humour *claps hands*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my lord...3?...

I know

I'm such a greedy fucker

ahhhhhhaaaaaa

Wooohoooo you get my humour *claps hands*"

I always get your humour...I just like to hold back and not be obvious..i'm kind of like....you know...James Bond...

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

For all you temptresses that like the sweeter things in life, check out hairy dieters tea loaf. No sugar!!!!!!!! Gonna make that this weekend!!!!

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

just eaten a full bag of roasted peanuts then had a tub of quality street and just had a large trifle strawberry to myself and im now looking for whats next to eat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For all you temptresses that like the sweeter things in life, check out hairy dieters tea loaf. No sugar!!!!!!!! Gonna make that this weekend!!!!"

But I don't like tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I found a luxury 'millionaires cheesecake' reduced to £1.50 at asda this evening.

It has a date with me and a spoon.

There'll be none left in less than an hour.

A"

Yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After dinner I ate a tub of Ben and jerries and half a cheese cake. Damn I love bulking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh my lord...3?...

I know

I'm such a greedy fucker

ahhhhhhaaaaaa

Wooohoooo you get my humour *claps hands*

I always get your humour...I just like to hold back and not be obvious..i'm kind of like....you know...James Bond... "

Does that mean you're fictional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my lord...3?...

I know

I'm such a greedy fucker

ahhhhhhaaaaaa

Wooohoooo you get my humour *claps hands*

I always get your humour...I just like to hold back and not be obvious..i'm kind of like....you know...James Bond...

Does that mean you're fictional "

Fucking right it does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Father but I have sinned.

I've just eaten a triple pack of Double Decker Chocolate bars

"

Mmm love Double Deckers.

You'll be Ok.

Now if it was a fun sized Snickers, you really would be in trouble, lol

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I've been very good only sweet stuff ive had two apples.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Father but I have sinned.

I've just eaten a triple pack of Double Decker Chocolate bars

Are you a sinner and why? "

Your telling pokies

they come in packs of 4...

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm drinking vodka while doing slimming world

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I had a disappointing yoghurt. I wanted what I always want, which is Ben & Jerry's peanut butter cup.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm drinking vodka while doing slimming world "

As long as you count the calories

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I'm drinking vodka while doing slimming world "

Is it diet vodka though?

A

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Father but I have sinned.

I've just eaten a triple pack of Double Decker Chocolate bars

Are you a sinner and why?

Your telling pokies

they come in packs of 4..."

Erm excuse me. Why would I want or need to lie? They come in packs of 3. Next time you go in the co-op check them out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm drinking vodka while doing slimming world "

Shhhh if you don't tell anyone it doesn't count as a sin....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm supposed to be not swearing as much for one of my New Years resolutions...but it's been a hard day and the air has turned blue. I probably shouldn't have called the cat a cunt, I'll go and apologise to him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm drinking vodka while doing slimming world "

That's totally legit! Just make it a diet mixer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had a disappointing yoghurt. I wanted what I always want, which is Ben & Jerry's peanut butter cup. "

What did you have instead?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"I had a disappointing yoghurt. I wanted what I always want, which is Ben & Jerry's peanut butter cup.

What did you have instead? "

A virtuous fat and sugar free yoghurt concoction that tasted of despair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Father but I have sinned.

I've just eaten a triple pack of Double Decker Chocolate bars

Are you a sinner and why?

Your telling pokies

they come in packs of 4...

Erm excuse me. Why would I want or need to lie? They come in packs of 3. Next time you go in the co-op check them out "

She's absolutely correct, they do

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Cheesecake's gone.

Fuck me it was lush too!

A

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had a disappointing yoghurt. I wanted what I always want, which is Ben & Jerry's peanut butter cup.

What did you have instead?

A virtuous fat and sugar free yoghurt concoction that tasted of despair."

Oh dear.. Well I sinned enough for both of us. I'm supposed to be cutting chocolate out completely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheesecake's gone.

Fuck me it was lush too!

A"

yum!!

I bet you have a little contented grin on your face...

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Cheesecake's gone.

Fuck me it was lush too!

A

yum!!

I bet you have a little contented grin on your face... "

No.

Just jaw ache!

A

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

You were lucky, they had 4 packs of DD for 1pound at Christmas and you'd have to say a few more hail fairies after that pack.

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By *jandjbCouple
over a year ago

Nr Manchester

I don't feel quite so bad after all......

I've only eaten a large Toblerone today that I gave my OH for Christmas! And he found out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only awake still as I have Lindt salted caramel chocolate.....this will be my new weakness... Hubby had some too I might check if there is any left

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