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Worst or funniest swinging scenario you've experienced?

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By *arks_couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Warwick

We haven't had any bad ones but interested to hear about any!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About a year ago, I saw a post in the "Meets & Events" forum - a rather nice local guy was looking for a fun car meet...

So I messaged him to show interest....

... and he said that actually he hadn't got a car, and could I please pick him up from his house and take him to wherever I fancied having the car meet....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"About a year ago, I saw a post in the "Meets & Events" forum - a rather nice local guy was looking for a fun car meet...

So I messaged him to show interest....

... and he said that actually he hadn't got a car, and could I please pick him up from his house and take him to wherever I fancied having the car meet....

"

Ha ha so good. Did you have to do his homework afterwards?

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By *icarswife45Woman
over a year ago

wiltshire town near Bath

I had a guy turn up d*unk at my house,i asked him how he got here to be told my mate is outside in his car.I gave him a beer for the road and sent him packing!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And several years ago, when I'd only just started swinging, I went to stay the night with a lovely couple up in Liverpool.

The first half of the evening was spent socialising, and he was an excellent host, and told me all about their lives and how happy and stable they were together...

A bit later, just after I'd made her rather happy, and I was just holding her while she rested, he started humping me from behind...

Soon he was up there, a-whoopin' and a-hollerin', just like a Texas cowboy on a rodeo bull (yes, it was quite nice, thank you!)

Then, just before he came and collapsed off me, she held me tight and whispered in my ear: "If I leave him, can I come and live with you?"

Waaaaa - panic - and I spent the rest of the night in a state of utter funk and confusion....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"About a year ago, I saw a post in the "Meets & Events" forum - a rather nice local guy was looking for a fun car meet...

So I messaged him to show interest....

... and he said that actually he hadn't got a car, and could I please pick him up from his house and take him to wherever I fancied having the car meet....

Ha ha so good. Did you have to do his homework afterwards? "

Pmsl

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By *arks_couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Warwick

Omg!!! That's going to make me paranoid in future at any meets!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"About a year ago, I saw a post in the "Meets & Events" forum - a rather nice local guy was looking for a fun car meet...

So I messaged him to show interest....

... and he said that actually he hadn't got a car, and could I please pick him up from his house and take him to wherever I fancied having the car meet....

Ha ha so good. Did you have to do his homework afterwards?

Pmsl "

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"I had a guy turn up d*unk at my house,i asked him how he got here to be told my mate is outside in his car.I gave him a beer for the road and sent him packing!!! "

I've had the same and sent them off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got chatting to two women off fab, the one I was chatting to was out with her friend on a sat night.

I had a late text saying "are you at home" I replied "yeah". Half hour or so later she turned up with her friend who was the other woman I was chatting to!!

I was a bit embarrassed and both thought it very funny and yes we did have a great night!!

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By *arks_couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Warwick

Very good!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I once had a message off of a chap asking if I wanted to be involved in a 3some with him and a lass. I said possibly, depending on if I liked the lass. He then replied, saying he didn't know anyone interested and did I...

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"I once had a message off of a chap asking if I wanted to be involved in a 3some with him and a lass. I said possibly, depending on if I liked the lass. He then replied, saying he didn't know anyone interested and did I... "

I've had a lot of offers of gang bangs and multi-ways off single guys, who forget to mention, until questioned, that I have to do the organisation and recruitment of the other players. It was a 'no' from me, until they'd be able to fulfil the deal - and you don't hear from them again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See some interesting heel malfunctions in a club seeing a very sexy lady saunter effortlessly in only to overbalance and fall onto a pile of couples shagging away before sliding onto the floor.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

An annoying experience was being at a house where the baby kept crying and needing attention, so it was 10% opportunity to play, the rest was care time. If I'd have known in advance that the single home user had that responsibility, I'd have postponed etc. As it was, a nice warm drink was offered and I left.

Some people just seem to forget to include fairly important information, or am I being naive and it's purposeful?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Havent had one yet.. keep my hopes up tho lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a guy turn up didnt look anything like his picture then admitted he was d*unk and was driving so i told him to go now and get a head start as i was calling the police to report it! Never seen anyone run out so fast

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By *cankeepMan
over a year ago

Norwich

I did have a bloke who turned up once who - as he was taking his clothes off - had the full set of bra, panties and sussies ob underneath. Not my thing at all (no problem with it - just does not turn me on). But he had not said a word about this before... grr...

He'd not said anything about this, the fuckwit. I sent him away with a flea in his ear about wasting time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

d*unk drivers.. fine dont meet them but youve then encouraged them to then get back in their cars and drive once again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"d*unk drivers.. fine dont meet them but youve then encouraged them to then get back in their cars and drive once again? "

Wasnt letting him stay in my house? He had used fake pics & was d*unk so I think my safety as to who he really was became more paramount & I did actually call the police & give his reg & car model over and notify them of where he would be headed to so they could actually arrest him for his actions

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By *arks_couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Warwick

Omg that is sooo bad

bad. Obviously a bloke then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Non Fab experience, my very first threesome. The couple decended into a very heated row at the end. Not so well adjusted to group sex as they thought they were.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See some interesting heel malfunctions in a club seeing a very sexy lady saunter effortlessly in only to overbalance and fall onto a pile of couples shagging away before sliding onto the floor.

That is absolutely amazing. Can't stop laughing about that image. so good.

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