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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who fancys a meet then you must be female or part of a couple , I would be happy to meet at a lay by or a car park I leave the rest to your imagination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

^ That sounds very fucking sexy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta be post of the day.

Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any doggers down penge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And they say romance is dead....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can hear thousands of pairs of knickers being torn off as I read.........

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over a year ago

Fucking classy!!

Almost better than the public toilet shag thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any doggers down penge?

Didn't know they even had cars in Penge mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucking classy!!

Almost better than the public toilet shag thread

Yeah but you posted that one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any doggers down penge?

Didn't know they even had cars in Penge mate

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No they don't pal, but crystal palace park is just up the road you know, big area

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It might be a posh Car Park - John Lewis stores have nice car parks

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Fucking classy!!

Almost better than the public toilet shag thread

Yeah but you posted that one lol"

Fuck off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any doggers down penge?

Didn't know they even had cars in Penge mate

No they don't pal, but crystal palace park is just up the road you know, big area

Nice one lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Do we get a dunkin donut if we turn up? Because I prefer Krispy Kremes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't get if you don't ask though...lottery numbers might come up..mm which is more likely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucking classy!!

Almost better than the public toilet shag thread

Yeah but you posted that one lol

Fuck off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any doggers down penge?

Didn't know they even had cars in Penge mate

No they don't pal, but crystal palace park is just up the road you know, big area

Nice one lol"
Thanks and lots of wooden area as well lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who fancys a meet then you must be female or part of a couple , I would be happy to meet at a lay by or a car park I leave the rest to your imagination

Hey you filthy minded lot. The OP didn't mention dogging. He may own a classic car and want to show it off, his motives may be completely non sexual.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like sex, anyone to have sex??

Did I says, I like sex?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"^ That sounds very fucking sexy...

freezing ones arse off on a park bench, guaranteed to get the juices flowing..

then again the caution for indecency in a public place may dampen the arousal..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any doggers down penge?

Didn't know they even had cars in Penge mate

No they don't pal, but crystal palace park is just up the road you know, big area

Nice one lolThanks and lots of wooden area as well lol

Sounds like Toy Town

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Any doggers down penge?

lots of dog shit last time i went through there..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who fancys a meet then you must be female or part of a couple , I would be happy to meet at a lay by or a car park I leave the rest to your imagination

Jesus Freewheeling Christ.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"^ That sounds very fucking sexy...

freezing ones arse off on a park bench, guaranteed to get the juices flowing..

then again the caution for indecency in a public place may dampen the arousal.. "

Well I mean...

A park bench sounds kind of better tjan a layby....

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"^ That sounds very fucking sexy...

freezing ones arse off on a park bench, guaranteed to get the juices flowing..

then again the caution for indecency in a public place may dampen the arousal..

Well I mean...

A park bench sounds kind of better tjan a layby....

the smell of dog shit is erotic..

maybe..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any doggers down penge?

Didn't know they even had cars in Penge mate

No they don't pal, but crystal palace park is just up the road you know, big area

Nice one lolThanks and lots of wooden area as well lol

Sounds like Toy Town

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lol yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"^ That sounds very fucking sexy...

freezing ones arse off on a park bench, guaranteed to get the juices flowing..

then again the caution for indecency in a public place may dampen the arousal..

Well I mean...

A park bench sounds kind of better tjan a layby....

the smell of dog shit is erotic..

maybe..

I'm tempted to say something really fucking gross..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any doggers down penge?

lots of dog shit last time i went through there..

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lol its been allright all the time here

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"^ That sounds very fucking sexy...

freezing ones arse off on a park bench, guaranteed to get the juices flowing..

then again the caution for indecency in a public place may dampen the arousal..

Well I mean...

A park bench sounds kind of better tjan a layby....

the smell of dog shit is erotic..

maybe..

I'm tempted to say something really fucking gross..

i just did..

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Who fancys a meet then you must be female or part of a couple , I would be happy to meet at a lay by or a car park I leave the rest to your imagination

In that case then, yes please. Ignore these ne'er-do-wells with their sarcastic antics and acerbic 'wit'.

Which car park and what time and what car have you got?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't it a tad on the chilly side for car park fun? So part of a couple could that be a male then?

Think we will pass on this though!

Good luck on your adventure OP!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on my way OP....

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Isn't it a tad on the chilly side for car park fun? So part of a couple could that be a male then?

Think we will pass on this though!

Good luck on your adventure OP!

Well, good!

I don't want others trying to barge their way in on my (potential) hot date!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm on my way OP....

Wrap up warm lovely! Wouldn't want your nipples bit by jack

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I'm on my way OP....

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nnnnooooooo!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm on my way OP....

Wrap up warm lovely! Wouldn't want your nipples bit by jack

Jack can bite my nipples any day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isn't it a tad on the chilly side for car park fun? So part of a couple could that be a male then?

Think we will pass on this though!

Good luck on your adventure OP!

Well, good!

I don't want others trying to barge their way in on my (potential) hot date!

It's all yours Steve! Bit of a journey for you mind

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Isn't it a tad on the chilly side for car park fun? So part of a couple could that be a male then?

Think we will pass on this though!

Good luck on your adventure OP!

Well, good!

I don't want others trying to barge their way in on my (potential) hot date!

It's all yours Steve! Bit of a journey for

you mind

Yeah, but think of the rewards at the end, eh?

phwooar! Or what? Eh? Eh? Nudge, Nudge, wink, wink, say no more....

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I'm on my way OP....

Wrap up warm lovely! Wouldn't want your nipples bit by jack

Jack can bite my nipples any day!

I can pick you up on the way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm on my way OP....

Wrap up warm lovely! Wouldn't want your nipples bit by jack

Jack can bite my nipples any day!

I can pick you up on the way!

I'm literally dripping with excitement!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I'm on my way OP....

Wrap up warm lovely! Wouldn't want your nipples bit by jack

Jack can bite my nipples any day!

I can pick you up on the way!

I'm literally dripping with excitement!

I know! What car d'ya think he's got?

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Who fancys a meet then you must be female or part of a couple , I would be happy to meet at a lay by or a car park I leave the rest to your imagination

Female or part of a couple? The male then.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Who fancys a meet then you must be female or part of a couple , I would be happy to meet at a lay by or a car park I leave the rest to your imagination

In that case then, yes please. Ignore these ne'er-do-wells with their sarcastic antics and acerbic 'wit'.

'acerbic wit' pftt..

just offering friendly advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dogging in this weather? Firstly I'd need a blow torch to coax the lil bugger out, I'd be worse than a vibrator whose speed control has just flipped out and gone full tilt, like a woodpecker on speed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have lots of crispy creams n there for only the naughty girls

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fucking classy!!

Almost better than the public toilet shag thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh bugger, I haven't got enough change for the ticket machine !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who fancys a meet then you must be female or part of a couple , I would be happy to meet at a lay by or a car park I leave the rest to your imagination

Hey you filthy minded lot. The OP didn't mention dogging. He may own a classic car and want to show it off, his motives may be completely non sexual.....

I wish I had a nice Classic car I Do HAVE A Classic TRUCK though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Isn't it a tad on the chilly side for car park fun? So part of a couple could that be a male then?

Think we will pass on this though!

Good luck on your adventure OP!

Your a million miles away to begin with loool

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can hear thousands of pairs of knickers being torn off as I read........."

Let yours be the first to be ripped off !!!! Grrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you manage to achieve 4000 "holes" does it become a mass orgy or just merely a day in the life of a swinger?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh bugger, I haven't got enough change for the ticket machine !

Not to worry there all free after 8

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh bugger, I haven't got enough change for the ticket machine !

Not to worry there all free after 8 "

Can you imagine the surge in GDP if all the streetwalkers were the same?

Maybe not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have lots of crispy creams n there for only the naughty girls"

Donuts you say

ok you've convinced us

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Who fancys a meet then you must be female or part of a couple , I would be happy to meet at a lay by or a car park I leave the rest to your imagination

Clearly the location, time and date and what TRUCK you have is to be left to the imagination considering I asked and have not been told....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who fancys a meet then you must be female or part of a couple , I would be happy to meet at a lay by or a car park I leave the rest to your imagination

Clearly the location, time and date and what TRUCK you have is to be left to the imagination considering I asked and have not been told....

Steve you've been on here long enough to know that means NO on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's typical of this place. Yet another anti single male post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a late, but frightening, thought.

Didn't Susan Boyle originate from a place called Blackburn?

I know the main one is in Lancs but i'm not taking any chances whatsoever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's typical of this place. Yet another anti single male post."

nothing anti on this thread, the OP seems to be enjoying the banter on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's typical of this place. Yet another anti single male post.

nothing anti on this thread, the OP seems to be enjoying the banter on here

Ahem "you must be female or part of a couple" in the OP. Perhaps it's not as funny as it was in my head

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Who fancys a meet then you must be female or part of a couple , I would be happy to meet at a lay by or a car park I leave the rest to your imagination

Clearly the location, time and date and what TRUCK you have is to be left to the imagination considering I asked and have not been told....

Steve you've been on here long enough to know that means NO on here

Are you sure? I thought I was in for a happy 27 minutes. You know, being all coy and playing hard to get and shy and stuff. Oh, my Lancashire balloon has deflated

Still! No point in being confident if I don't use it! Who wants a shag?!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who fancys a meet then you must be female or part of a couple , I would be happy to meet at a lay by or a car park I leave the rest to your imagination

Clearly the location, time and date and what TRUCK you have is to be left to the imagination considering I asked and have not been told....

Steve you've been on here long enough to know that means NO on here

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Are you sure? I thought I was in for a happy 27 minutes. You know, being all coy and playing hard to get and shy and stuff. Oh, my Lancashire balloon has deflated

Still! No point in being confident if I don't use it! Who wants a shag?!?!

Start your own thread Steve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steve, if it's any consolation, black pudding is popular in Lancs.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"That's typical of this place. Yet another anti single male post.

nothing anti on this thread, the OP seems to be enjoying the banter on here

Ahem "you must be female or part of a couple" in the OP. Perhaps it's not as funny as it was in my head

Oh, tish-tosh and fey be you: the ops taken it all in good humour

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Steve, if it's any consolation, black pudding is popular in Lancs. "

My favourite and I'm veggie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP...did you get any offers?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP...did you get any offers?...

Yeah! Steve lol

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Who fancys a meet then you must be female or part of a couple , I would be happy to meet at a lay by or a car park I leave the rest to your imagination

Clearly the location, time and date and what TRUCK you have is to be left to the imagination considering I asked and have not been told....

Steve you've been on here long enough to know that means NO on here

)

Are you sure? I thought I was in for a happy 27 minutes. You know, being all

coy and playing hard to get and shy and

stuff. Oh, my Lancashire balloon has

deflated

Still! No point in being confident if I don't use it! Who wants a shag?!?!

Start your own thread Steve

Nah...the existing ones all need to fill up first. I'd like to know what truck the OP has though although i prefer classic cars. If I had the dosh, I'd get a 1956 Bristol. Maroon with black leather with red piping.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"OP...did you get any offers?...

Yeah! Steve lol "

It counts!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP...did you get any offers?...

Lol what do u think

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP...did you get any offers?...

Yeah! Steve lol

It counts!

Nooo it doesn't steve

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"OP...did you get any offers?...

Yeah! Steve lol

It counts!

Nooo it doesn't steve"

Yeah well....have a look on the classic cat thread instead. Wiv ya truck

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP...did you get any offers?...

Yeah! Steve lol

It counts!

Nooo it doesn't steve

Yeah well....have a look on the classic cat thread instead. Wiv ya truck

Sorry to upset you pal !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you manage to achieve 4000 "holes" does it become a mass orgy or just merely a day in the life of a swinger?

I was going to make joke using the same reference, that wasn't as funny. Thank you.

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