FabSwingers.com forum: OMG...Vagina Facials on This Morning

By *o new Winks OP Man
over a year ago

BSE

...I will be watching !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Puts on the tv! This will be interesting! Saying that I gave my hubby a vagina facial earlier

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

WTF

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By *o new Winks OP Man
over a year ago

BSE

Yep...if your lady bits are feeling down (too many jokes) then a facial can cheer it up.

Seriously.

What happened to the watershed ?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I never get to watch daytime tv so not sure how this works.

Will the Irish girl be getting her fanny out?

If not then im switching over.

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By *o new Winks OP Man
over a year ago

BSE

Its a vegaecial apparently...this is classic

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By *o new Winks OP Man
over a year ago

BSE

You put onions in you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only popped on to see if anyone else was watching this

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By *o new Winks OP Man
over a year ago

BSE

74 yr old fanny makeover. She is shaggingba 30 yr old.

Seriously this is golden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i am laughing already.. lol

steam clean the area

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"74 yr old fanny makeover. She is shaggingba 30 yr old.

Seriously this is golden."

good on her

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Philips face was a picture

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Fucking cringeworthy, good job these fucks don't charge us tv licence money.

Theres one big haired grey vagina in the studio already without getting any others out for us.

'So what do the doctors say' - ohhh ummmmmm, they havent been asked.

yeah go on girls, make ya fanny smell even worse by rubbing it with a fucking onion, stick some garlic in it while ya at it and dress it with a Bouqet garni.

Crock of shite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fucking cringeworthy, good job these fucks don't charge us tv licence money.

Theres one big haired grey vagina in the studio already without getting any others out for us.

'So what do the doctors say' - ohhh ummmmmm, they havent been asked.

yeah go on girls, make ya fanny smell even worse by rubbing it with a fucking onion, stick some garlic in it while ya at it and dress it with a Bouqet garni.

Crock of shite."

lol you watched the item though.. i found it amusing

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By *o new Winks OP Man
over a year ago

BSE

Someone got out of bed the wrong side thus morning

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Fucking cringeworthy, good job these fucks don't charge us tv licence money.

Theres one big haired grey vagina in the studio already without getting any others out for us.

'So what do the doctors say' - ohhh ummmmmm, they havent been asked.

yeah go on girls, make ya fanny smell even worse by rubbing it with a fucking onion, stick some garlic in it while ya at it and dress it with a Bouqet garni.

Crock of shite.

lol you watched the item though.. i found it amusing "

Yes that right, I watched it to see what it was about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"yeah go on girls, make ya fanny smell even worse by rubbing it with a fucking onion, stick some garlic in it while ya at it and dress it with a Bouqet garni."

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By *o new Winks OP Man
over a year ago

BSE

The woman is bottoxed up and has a predelictation for the word 'Fink'. She wants to steam your minge and shove onions up there.

What could go wrong ?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Someone got out of bed the wrong side thus morning

Should of seen Phil yesterday laughing at 'Puppy Cam' - tee hee snigger snigger.

No seriously lets have a look.

They feature some untried, untested, un reccomended, homemade curry marinade to rub on your fanny as it's some magical potion.

Ive got out of bed the wrong side for 20 years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...I will be watching !!"

Dastardly was looking forward to it till he realised the woman was 74

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

Sky plussed ready for later to see what the hell this is all about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The woman is bottoxed up and has a predelictation for the word 'Fink'. She wants to steam your minge and shove onions up there.

What could go wrong ?"

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By *o new Winks OP Man
over a year ago

BSE

It is back on in a min. Kind of hoping ee dont do the before and after reveal.

Actually...praying they dont

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Gee whizz this irish girl has some teeth.

Now their eating fish, disguise the whaft maybe?

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By *o new Winks OP Man
over a year ago

BSE

All very anti climatic, but it could be coming to a beauty salon near you...especially if you live in Scotland.

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By *inkxRabbitWoman
over a year ago

Mostly in GU24

That "Irish" lady was clearly Scottish and blatantly plugging her salon but WTF was it all about??? We didn't see where they put it or what was in it. Having watched the feature I have no fucking idea what it was all about! However, it appears to be a much nicer experience than waxing said area!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Im carrying on the theme by watching Loose Women, I'd like to smack Janet Street Porter in the face with something and Ive only ever watched it this time.

I might turn over to The World Bowels on BBC2 as the last two days have provided us with some thrilling sport and an electric atmosphere

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

We all need to love our vaginas...

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"That "Irish" lady was clearly Scottish and blatantly plugging her salon but WTF was it all about??? We didn't see where they put it or what was in it. Having watched the feature I have no fucking idea what it was all about! However, it appears to be a much nicer experience than waxing said area!"

The Irish lady who clearly co-presents the show

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By *o new Winks OP Man
over a year ago

BSE

We did see...vitamin e cream, honey, egg whites and something else I have forgotten.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"We did see...vitamin e cream, honey, egg whites and something else I have forgotten.

Coconut Oil.

My chicken marinade is:

Yoghurt, lemon, onion, honey, paprika, garlic and olive oil.

Its not too unlike it

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By *inkxRabbitWoman
over a year ago

Mostly in GU24

I'm sure details will be on their website, should you wish to put the contents of your kitchen on your koochie!

Janet Street porter should have been silenced long ago. I really cannot stand her point of view. Outspoken and clueless.

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I thought this was a different type of facial... Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im carrying on the theme by watching Loose Women, I'd like to smack Janet Street Porter in the face with something and Ive only ever watched it this time.

I might turn over to The World Bowels on BBC2 as the last two days have provided us with some thrilling sport and an electric atmosphere"

World bowels and electric do not belong in the same sentence

Could get messy..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just looked on mirror online it said that when women have children their vagina starts to sagg, I will be watching the video later. stands to reason if you get dry skin on your face and hands then you will have dry skin everywhere so sounds like a good idea although I always use passante lube before using soap it looks like hair conditioner and makes the skin softer.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

just seen this on the website Philips face was a picture!!!!

the 74 year old was waiting to try the horizontal tango with her 30 year old toyboy!!

the 2nd womans face was a picture she seemed to be loving using it

the last one wasn't bothered

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By *ingersoloWoman
over a year ago

Oldham

I loved the way the younger one described it. 'i feel like I've just had sex. I'm damp' phils face was a picture. He defo enjoyed the whole segment tho.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

If you threw a cheesy cock into the mix its nearly a three course lunch..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it is a proper good idea

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'm doing penis facials but wont be going on that show for them. It was a poor excuse for titillation I think on that show.

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By *ingersoloWoman
over a year ago

Oldham

Wonder if spunk rubbed in would work the way they say it's good for the skin

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