FabSwingers.com forum: The ive had jelly up me chuff councelling thread

By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Yes this thread is just for all those with horror stories relating to "jelly up there chuff"

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Yes this thread is just for all those with horror stories relating to "jelly up there chuff"

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Dont get me started.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soooooo

Femmes thread then

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

we want to know if Femme ever sorted herself out lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"we want to know if Femme ever sorted herself out lol"
yes after i gave Bigbad a special hug

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

i was there here walking round covered in jelly she was not happy so guys look out or the next party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im taking a pacamac and as its halloween...

I will put batwings on it

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Im taking a pacamac and as its halloween...

I will put batwings on it

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hope they dont sell Halloween flip flops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lo the best bit was gettin it in Femmes hair oh that was feckin priceless xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh i already got them

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Lo the best bit was gettin it in Femmes hair oh that was feckin priceless xx

That i would of paid to see

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Lo the best bit was gettin it in Femmes hair oh that was feckin priceless xx

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lmao, glad ya enjoyed it....ya git

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Oh i already got them

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ya may arrive with em, dont be too sure bout leaving with em though lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think i will look the bees knees...

pacamac with batwings and matching flippys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lo the best bit was gettin it in Femmes hair oh that was feckin priceless xx

That i would of paid to see

Ill send ya the vid pmsl x

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Lo the best bit was gettin it in Femmes hair oh that was feckin priceless xx

That i would of paid to see

Ill send ya the vid pmsl x

I knew i loved you for a reason lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Lo the best bit was gettin it in Femmes hair oh that was feckin priceless xx

That i would of paid to see

Ill send ya the vid pmsl x

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i want royalies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You want royalies what ?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Lo the best bit was gettin it in Femmes hair oh that was feckin priceless xx

That i would of paid to see

Ill send ya the vid pmsl x

i want royalies

Dont know about royalties could run to a couple of packets of rowntrees jelly lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"You want royalies what ?

royal jelly??? the stuff must have got into her brain

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"You want royalies what ?

royal jelly??? the stuff must have got into her brain

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im never looking at the stuff again!!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"You want royalies what ?

royal jelly??? the stuff must have got into her brain

im never looking at the stuff again!!

am so sad i missed it

might ask kat and kev for an action replay at their halloween social

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Does it send 'Chivers' up your spine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhhhh brilliant jane

hahahahahahaha

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Forgive my cheap humour.....I am a trifle silly tonight...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does it send 'Chivers' up your spine?"

Lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeing femme head to toe covered in jelly was no doubt one of the highlights of the party, if not THE highlight of the party!!!

Kev and Craig, you two were either brave or stupid. Stupid I think!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"You want royalies what ?

royal jelly??? the stuff must have got into her brain

im never looking at the stuff again!!

am so sad i missed it

might ask kat and kev for an action replay at their halloween social

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no bloody way!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You want royalies what ?

royal jelly??? the stuff must have got into her brain

im never looking at the stuff again!!

am so sad i missed it

might ask kat and kev for an action replay at their halloween social

no bloody way!!! lol

Im game and im sure kev will be xx

Femmes a wimp xx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"You want royalies what ?

royal jelly??? the stuff must have got into her brain

im never looking at the stuff again!!

am so sad i missed it

might ask kat and kev for an action replay at their halloween social

no bloody way!!! lol

Im game and im sure kev will be xx

Femmes a wimp xx

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ok bring it on ya lil git lol

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Can just see the headlines now......man found drowned in a Birds Trifle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jellied Femmes better not let Rountrees know lol xx

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Can just see the headlines now......man found drowned in a Birds Trifle"

was it cause he got a trifle over excited

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can just see the headlines now......man found drowned in a Birds Trifle

was it cause he got a trifle over excited"

Oh god ya should be on telly hun xx

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Can just see the headlines now......man found drowned in a Birds Trifle

was it cause he got a trifle over excited

Oh god ya should be on telly hun xx

I know, i am but a wasted talent lol

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

If I can arrange to coat Soapy in chocolate you could always use him as a 'Flake' to finish off the trifle?

The offer is there......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I can arrange to coat Soapy in chocolate you could always use him as a 'Flake' to finish off the trifle?

The offer is there......"

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"If I can arrange to coat Soapy in chocolate you could always use him as a 'Flake' to finish off the trifle?

The offer is there......"

If its Chocolate Wrestling next time...Im in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You want royalies what ?

royal jelly??? the stuff must have got into her brain

im never looking at the stuff again!!

am so sad i missed it

might ask kat and kev for an action replay at their halloween social

already been organised.... BUT it wont be jelly

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"If I can arrange to coat Soapy in chocolate you could always use him as a 'Flake' to finish off the trifle?

The offer is there......"

File this post away for future reference

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Man to ice cream vendor "I'll have a 39 please"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You want royalies what ?

royal jelly??? the stuff must have got into her brain

im never looking at the stuff again!!

am so sad i missed it

might ask kat and kev for an action replay at their halloween social

already been organised.... BUT it wont be jelly

OMG ya were not serious when ya said that last night lol xx

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Jelly? Are we talking KY?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lo the best bit was gettin it in Femmes hair oh that was feckin priceless xx

We went out on the deck for a burger after all the fun had taken place with the jelly and the bloody stuff was everywhere, and sooo sticky too, and feckin freezin!

All I can say is that Kev n Craig n Femme must have ice in their veins to play in a pool full of that stuff.

...but how does it take four hours to get it out ya hair Femme? Does it set like spunk when in contact with 30 ltrs of L'Oreal then?

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

"Can just see the headlines now......man found drowned in a Birds Trifle

was it cause he got a trifle over excited"

No! The sprinkling of 100`s and 1,000`s allowed the police to quickly confirm he`d been topped!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can just see the headlines now......man found drowned in a Birds Trifle

was it cause he got a trifle over excited

No! The sprinkling of 100`s and 1,000`s allowed the police to quickly confirm he`d been topped!"

Or topped himself even.

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