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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who has had a really bad date in the past? I got set up on a blind date once by my mate. She thought me and this guy would really get on, so we met up for a drink and it was so awkward. The conversation didn't flow, too many awkward silences and in the end my mate and her fella ended up meeting us and we all went for a Chinese. The date finished (thankfully) and as he walked me to the bus stop he told me that I wasn't really his type and didn't think we would go anywhere, this was fine by me. Then he had the barefaced cheek to try and full on kiss me with tongues and everything. I was not impressed and we never spoke again haha

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Oh yes, I've had some dreadful dates. One in particular is etched deep in my memory.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ditto...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear!

Worst and most embarassing date i've ever had was about 25yrs ago!

It was with someone i'd dated 3yrs earlier and I was still crazy about him. We went for an italian (I had a seafood risotto) and then back to his house. Within about 5 minutes I got an extreme reaction to the seafood. The most vile smelling wind imaginable. I kept popping to the loo but the sbd's kept escaping whilst we were kissing. Neither of us said a word about it as we were so embarassed - but after a few minutes he suggested he take me home - the car window wide open and his head hanging out all the way home!

I never saw him again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dinner itself was good, it was when we got back to her place that it went wrong. When I paused to put a condom on, she went ballistic! Did I think I was going to catch a disease from her? Did I think she was a slut who fucked anyone who looked at her etc.etc. Well no, but I don't want to be a daddy just yet thanks. Yet more abuse, I'm on the pill, I take care of myself, I don't want a baby yet either, do you think I'm stupid? By that stage I was fully dressed again and looking for my car keys and worrying about what her German Shepard was making of it all, he was giving me the hairy eyeball.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't recall ever having any bad Dates, but I did once have a dodgy sultana.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ffs..can people please put spaces between their fucking paragraphs....

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I got set up by a FB once as he said the guy was either a virgin or hadn't had sex for years. Anyway, when I met him I realised why - he was the most boring person on earth, and I wasn't attracted to him in anyway. I managed two, excruciating hours then managed to escape. When I tasked my FB with it he said 'oh yeah, so and so* didn't like him either'!

* Other lady friend of his.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a few bunny boilers on here....generally younger ones bizarrely.

One particular one from Hereford. We exchanged a few messages (she had winked me first). Then we swapped numbers n chatted and arranged for her to come for weekend to stay. The weekend generally good and as expected. The sex excellent.

Afterwards tho it was message, message, message and then abuse when another verification appeared on my profile . ....

She has since been on and off the site a few times....if I spot her its an instant block lol.....

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Went on a date with the wring guy once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh god it would have to be the star trek geek we went for a meal which wasn't so bad then he told me about his collection of startrek stuff so I was like ummm ok then he was like "would you like to see it i'm sure my mum wouldn't mind coming back to pick us up so I could show you" oh and "mummy loves company she'll be thrilled to meet you" to this day I don't no how I managed not to laugh I think I managed another half hour before I made an excuse and left, the really funny thing is a few months later I was in cardiff with a friend and we bumped into him they hit it off straight away, they've been married 6yrs they even had a star trek themed wedding lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't recall ever having any bad Dates, but I did once have a dodgy sultana."

Raisin a smile here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a guy for a coffee on my.lunch break...

He was v thin and boney, pics were clearly not him..

He bought me a bottle of Gucci Flora... Insisted I took it.

Tried to walk back to work... I dived in to a hairdressers, pretending I worked there.

I left the fish site after that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dinner itself was good, it was when we got back to her place that it went wrong. When I paused to put a condom on, she went ballistic! Did I think I was going to catch a disease from her? Did I think she was a slut who fucked anyone who looked at her etc.etc. Well no, but I don't want to be a daddy just yet thanks. Yet more abuse, I'm on the pill, I take care of myself, I don't want a baby yet either, do you think I'm stupid? By that stage I was fully dressed again and looking for my car keys and worrying about what her German Shepard was making of it all, he was giving me the hairy eyeball."

Lol I'm impressed by your concern for the dog

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

ive had a few I wish id said no to

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

A few I'd rather forget....

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