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Invoice for 'No Shows'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

In light of the case of the Cornish parents that were invoiced for the share of a birthday party thier son did not attend, perhaps this might work on here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In light of the case of the Cornish parents that were invoiced for the share of a birthday party thier son did not attend, perhaps this might work on here?

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What a terrible story that was

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Sounds an excellent idea, though I suspect the 'no show' would be followed by a 'no pay'!

Only ever had one, so can't complain too much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If be very surprised if that person had a healthy social life after acting like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Given that the mother in the birthday party case doesn't have a leg to stand on, legally speaking, I wouldn't advise trying it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go for it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This is,of course, tounge in cheek, but think about it, you may have had a day of work, more that likley travelled even booked a hotel! Be nice if you could!!

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By *arry247Couple
over a year ago

Wakefield

That would suggest you charge for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or make them pay if the sex was crap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or make them pay if the sex was crap "

I would be skint in a month

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or make them pay if the sex was crap

I would be skint in a month "

You'd have to take out performance insurance. 'For only £20 per month, we'll cover you against lack of stamina, poor tongue technique, premature ejaculation and decide disfunction.'

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Reverse prostitution.

Pay someone for not sleeping with them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds an excellent idea, though I suspect the 'no show' would be followed by a 'no pay'!

Only ever had one, so can't complain too much."

I've only had one too....and BOY did I make him "pay"!!!!!

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By *parkybunnyCouple
over a year ago

Zurich. NOT London.


"'For only £20 per month, we'll cover you against lack of stamina, poor tongue technique, premature ejaculation and decide disfunction.'"

Decide disfunction??? I think thats what I have everytime I look in my wardrobe!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

How about a no answer fee

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS
over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

my mate suggested i charge guys a deposit ..payable to my paypal account ..refundable if they show up .i thought it was a good idea as i did used to get messed about quite severely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we meet it's carefully considered as to if we are going to be let down. so we would normally pick a club then it would not be a wasted experience anyway.

Someone on here was complaining about a no show a year or so ago on here and his main gripe was his outlay on condoms!!! Tight git!

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich


"In light of the case of the Cornish parents that were invoiced for the share of a birthday party thier son did not attend, perhaps this might work on here?

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I'd earn a fortune from all the no shows!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've made three 80 mile round trips for no shows recently. Not only does it waste my time and money but it wastes someone else's time who genuinely wants to meet with me. It's rude and wholly inconsiderate, I understand unexpected things crop up but even so, a courtesy update or apology wouldn't go amiss when a great deal of efforts been made to come through.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I think if you've had it happen 3 times recently, you need to look at how you select people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think if you've had it happen 3 times recently, you need to look at how you select people. "

Its under revision as we speak Tina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where would you send the invoice to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where would you send the invoice to?"

The bailiffs

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"I think if you've had it happen 3 times recently, you need to look at how you select people.

Its under revision as we speak Tina "

I find meeting in clubs better, as if they are no shows, then there are loads of other people there.

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By *isexmistressWoman
over a year ago

Prestwich


"Sounds an excellent idea, though I suspect the 'no show' would be followed by a 'no pay'!

Only ever had one, so can't complain too much.

I've only had one too....and BOY did I make him "pay"!!!!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just block them and move on! There are plenty !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as judge rinder would say - have you a piece of paper - is it a contract -

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands


"Or make them pay if the sex was crap "

Bugger, where's Wonga when you need it, lol

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By *andb69Couple
over a year ago

leeds


"If we meet it's carefully considered as to if we are going to be let down. so we would normally pick a club then it would not be a wasted experience anyway.

Someone on here was complaining about a no show a year or so ago on here and his main gripe was his outlay on condoms!!! Tight git!

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Exactly right! If you're daft enough to invest time and money in arranging a meeting with someone you have only messaged on line then it's like buying a lottery ticket and you have to accept some failures. Clubs are the best way round this - a winning ticket every time.

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