Breaking the ice!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So you're in the Jacuzzi, sauna or steam room with a beautiful woman or couple and you want to break the ice.

Usually, the conversation is all about, are you regular, where else do you go, its quiet here, i was here when it was busy etc etc.

Have any of you had any funny opening lines or used any yourself? Id be interested to hear them.or any outlandish or random conversations

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

If there's ice in the sauna, steam room or hot tub then something has gone wrong with the heating.

I have strange conversations with people all over the place.

I think the last hot tub one where I was making the intro I just asked someone about their boobs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If nobody's talking and you can practically hear a pin drop, I usually find a nice loud fart breaks the ice nicely.

I am of course deadly serious and am typing this with a deadpan, straight face.

And if you believe that....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't think of any examples but we always have odd conversations. My partner comes out with some very funny/ strange things and it works really well- if the other people are on our wavelength they banter with us. If not they scarper.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I s'pose that saves having to turn the Jacuzzi on at all then, powered by fart

lol

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

Ahh the sulphur jacuzzi......blame it on the chemicals...lol

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