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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My mate gave me one sat night, says they are great. Swallowed mine about 4 4 hours ago and nothing. Anyone else had this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mate gave me one sat night, says they are great. Swallowed mine about 4 4 hours ago and nothing. Anyone else had this? "

You have to actually be horny for it to work, you can't just take one and expect it to poke up....

..I mean I don't need Viagra but I've heard...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My mate gave me one sat night, says they are great. Swallowed mine about 4 4 hours ago and nothing. Anyone else had this?

You have to actually be horny for it to work, you can't just take one and expect it to poke up....

..I mean I don't need Viagra but I've heard...

I tried! Watched porn and it just feels normal. Probably gave me a paracetamol the dozy get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From what i know they are slow release so take a fair while to kick in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mate gave me one sat night, says they are great. Swallowed mine about 4 4 hours ago and nothing. Anyone else had this?

You have to actually be horny for it to work, you can't just take one and expect it to poke up....

..I mean I don't need Viagra but I've heard...

I tried! Watched porn and it just feels normal. "

No you're not watching the right porn then..

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over a year ago

Viagra and porn

Great night in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Viagra and porn

Great night in"

Hell yeah!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Viagra and porn

Great night in

Hell yeah!"

If it works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never tried it but it's got to be worth a go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Viagra and porn

Great night in"

No that would frustrate the absolute shitz out of me..

Be sat there watching Filthy porn tugging one off with nobody to fuck?..that's my idea of hell..that is the absolute pure definition of ultimate torment.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Viagra and porn

Great night in

Hell yeah!

If it works

Will keep you posted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I recently took part in a research study to make viagra available over the counter at pharmacies, not long now folks. At least you know you're getting the real thing then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes can you get hold of Viagra locally or does it to be prescribed

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

"I tried! Watched porn and it just feels normal. Probably gave me a paracetamol the dozy get "

It would be tricky to pass one off as the other based on appearance. If you suspect it's Paracetamol then I reckon you might be right

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over a year ago

"Viagra and porn

Great night in

No that would frustrate the absolute shitz out of me..

Be sat there watching Filthy porn tugging one off with nobody to fuck?..that's my idea of hell..that is the absolute pure definition of ultimate torment.

I was taking the piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tried one gagged on it...got a stiff neck!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Like all medicine, its effectiveness varies by person. It could be fake or anything. Dosage levels need to be right too.

Sample a few of the different ones and doses.

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

If youve eaten fatty food your stomach wont absord it. Best on an empty stomach or sublingual?

Try rubbing it in your eyes it'll make you look hard

warning: I am not a trained doctor and my advice might blind/kill you

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By *olores mister jCouple
over a year ago

Wirral

"Viagra and porn

Great night in"

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Probably gave me a paracetamol the dozy get "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one got stuck in my throat had a bloody stiff neck for a week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you took 4 and nothing happened .They must have been m&m s or something .A half usually is enough !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just remember....if he got them off the web then 95% or thereabouts are just fakes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take one every night before I go to sleep

Stops me rolling out of bed

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By *rightonCheekyMan
over a year ago

Brighton

"My mate gave me one sat night, says they are great. Swallowed mine about 4 4 hours ago and nothing. Anyone else had this? "

So your mate gave you one and you swallowed.... awesome..... how was the Viagra?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just remember....if he got them off the web then 95% or thereabouts are just fakes."

Just remember, if you see statistics on the web, 95% or thereabouts are made up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make my face go nuclear red - and any blue light appears bluer than a blue thing in the blue Olympics - apart from that - nowt - Cialis much better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I understand if you wet one and rub the residue in your eyes - it makes you look "dead 'ard"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make my face go nuclear red - and any blue light appears bluer than a blue thing in the blue Olympics - apart from that - nowt - Cialis much better

Watch that red look, it raises your blood pressure significantly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh it's ok - I just counteract the redness by sniffing 15 bottles of poppers - that sends me grey !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh it's ok - I just counteract the redness by sniffing 15 bottles of poppers - that sends me grey !!"

Would you be good enough to leave fruity to me in your will?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

of course !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make my face go nuclear red - and any blue light appears bluer than a blue thing in the blue Olympics - apart from that - nowt - Cialis much better

Watch that red look, it raises your blood pressure significantly!

I know you're only joking, but I think you'll find that it lowers your blood pressure usually, so shouldn't be taken with other medicines that lower blood pressure (typically nitrates). Poppers also lower blood pressure, so the combination could be lethal.

Now back to the main thrust....

A little old lady asks her doctor if there are any Viagra pills for her elderly husband.

"Yes," the doctor says, "there are three different strengths: 20% , which lifts it up a little bit; 50%, which makes it stand up half way; and 100%, which makes it touch the ceiling."

"Oh", says the woman,"I'll take the 20% pill please."

The doctor shrugs his shoulders and says, "the 20% pill won't do much for you sex life, love."

To which the old woman replies, "no, but it'll stop him pissing in his fucking slippers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate guys who take Viagra. So off putting and it always seems to go on and on. There's something very sexy about watching a guy react to your touch, that takes away all of the natural reaction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Food for thought - I DO take both - I shall have to stop it - know why I get heart palpitations and go grey during heavy sessions now - thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MissMaverick - 2 spinal ops means some of us have to - lol

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth

"Hate guys who take Viagra. So off putting and it always seems to go on and on. There's something very sexy about watching a guy react to your touch, that takes away all of the natural reaction

you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"MissMaverick - 2 spinal ops means some of us have to - lol

That's fair enough, but not if its not needed

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