FabSwingers.com forum: A challenge ( game )

By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Hijack away.

Make a post that has no relevance whatsoever to the one above. How far can we get?

Game over when the "guiding rule" is broken. That said, continue regardless.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

The skins on my jacket potatos where yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If looks and personality make a good mix for swinging... then what do looks + personality+ sense of humour do....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mashes ya swede

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Crufts is a Championship Dog Show for, wait for it, dogs.

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

day time meets ? is anyone doing it

Steve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

iam off out for my tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

18.45

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By *iz78Woman
over a year ago

wirral

just put some washing out and got bitten twice by mozzies....house works sucks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gt5 comes out on the 2nd of november...

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

I said no.....but will they listen? oh no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it a full moon tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and there we were with the handles sticking out

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

but my favourites were the gold ones

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Is it just me or is the beauty of an object subjective

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bananas dont grow on lamp posts....

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

I am Spartacus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when people think I am an idiot... why open my mouth and confirm they are right

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By *uton_coupleCouple
over a year ago

luton

new years day is the 1st of january

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the cold winters chill rushed up my ass hole as I lent it backwards over the door step

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

does rimming require a ring of confidence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

born to be wild

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

today matthew, i,m going to be a sparkplug ! ! ! !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There there were just the three of us. Fried chicken went so much further in those days.

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Axoloti have you ever seen one

lol that will get you all looking them up on the web.

cute aint they

Steve

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By *uton_coupleCouple
over a year ago

luton

my shoe size is 6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its green!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

chunky monkey or cookie dough?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

I thunk therefore I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There she was just a walking down the street

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By *ast and modifiedCouple
over a year ago

near glasgow

its only a 10 minute walk if you run it

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

would you rather be or a wasp

Steve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I`ve had enough, I`m outta here, its cliquey.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Oops upside ya head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And morning comes and you 're still with her....and the buses and tourists have gone... ... ...

Year of the Cat

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Tiger, tiger burning bright

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't notice her teeth until I'd d*unk all the 'sparkling mineral water'from the glass on the bedside table!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That never happened in the good old days.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother, I'm a sinner, I'm a saint, I do not feel ashamed

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

If all brides are beautiful where do all the ugly wives come from

Steve

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By *undebigaryMan
over a year ago

dundee

I got a job today.its only for 3 weeks tho.start on monday.its put me in a rite good mood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lady Madonna

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

The Devil incarnate

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Back soon, just having apple pie and custard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If Typhoo put the T in Britain who put the c**t in Scunthorpe???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, “I have new socks on.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pork pies should have a crunchy hot water crust pastry

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By *iercedTattooedBBWWoman
over a year ago

bangor

I happen to have the best birthday date ever!

6/9/69

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hijack away.

Make a post that has no relevance whatsoever to the one above. How far can we get?

Game over when the "guiding rule" is broken. That said, continue regardless."

I believe the rule to have been broken about six posts back ......

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

where's nottsmale when you need him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When Sally met Harry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then push the flesh through the incision and bobs your aunty

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

No one loves a smart arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one loves a smart arse"

Ugly women shouldn't be allowed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was only my opinion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's my cow?

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

And at todays village fair, the misshapen vegetable competition was won by

Little Timothy Jones, aged 6 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

here ........is this it on one of our profile pics??

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

thats the last time we do that again in a hurry

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

someone likes newmillerdam lol

steve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

old people should be killd at birth...

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By *uton_coupleCouple
over a year ago

luton

dragon"s den is on i 1 min

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doctor Doctor I need something for the wind.

You think I am going to say so he gave him a kite don't you ?

WRONG

Im going to say - So SHE gave HER a kite

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

my bucket has got a hole in it!

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Benidorm double bill on the telly so we are outta here wooooo

Steve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am signing off now - not for Benidorm but to put some clothes on and have a cup of tea.

See you .......... Wednesday I think.....

Maybe late tomorrow night

Tra x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No woman is an island

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By *lumsy colinMan
over a year ago

basingstoke

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By *lumsy colinMan
over a year ago

basingstoke

it was down the back of the sofa the whole time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New Miller Dam is one of the nicest spots in this country !! (great place for takin outdoor pics as well)

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Get yerself down there Steve with your Zoe........will look forward to pervin yer pics

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

Everest is the highest mountain on earth but not the furthest point from the centre of the earth which is Mt. Chimborazo in Ecuador.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have a dog called judy

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

French isn't my mother tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our Budgie drinks lager and eats curry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snow White and the seven......

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

is cricket a sport?

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

so did you ?

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Newmillerdam seen it done it and got the T shirt lol

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

is it wetter under water if you're there when it rains?

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By *oDownEasyMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Cucumbers..I'll leave it at that

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

If we start playing Rugby will we end up doing MFM

Steve

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By *uton_coupleCouple
over a year ago

luton

OMG! did you hear that????????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is the English answer to Haggis?

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

what is the speed of light when measured in a Dyson?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hadrians wall!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What Armada?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how come when you look in a mirror - your left hand is on the right hand side......so why arent you also upside down???

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

We had a general election?.......when?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

judge a man by his questions rather than by his answers

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

I will not put the heat on in August!!! I will not I say!!!!!!

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

sex is good for you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

having vanilla sex is like reading the Encyclopaedia Britannica backwards - tedious, dull and with a predictable outcome.... somnia!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

is this a sex site?

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

neopolitan is quite interesting ice cream

especially when in naples.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you see that ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 30/08/10 22:54:01]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shins make an ideal tool for finding furniture in the dark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

vegetarians are us

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Single men are like blackjacks.....two a penny

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

Viagra works by reducing blood pressure

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By *lackboaWoman
over a year ago

greenock

when's the next full moon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

words form the thread upon which we string our experiences

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't believe it is not butter

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

the world moves through 1 degree every 4 Min's

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

no lattitude given there then

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

If things don't change they will stay as they are.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if one declares oneself a non-meat eater....

does this mean one have to give up blow jobs?

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

I like South Park

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Toy Story monkey freaks me out!!!

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Two rights do not make a wrong either....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what's your favourite cheese?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate that stringy bit on green beans

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

medically, it is inadvisable for a constipated mathmatician to work it out with a pencil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i played golf at the belfry this weekend...... bad golf!!!!!!!!!

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By *ikeriderMan
over a year ago

prestatyn

Earwigs...you've got a WHAT on your bum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rite!!

I CHALLENGE MUSHROOM TO A GAME OF "KARTING" ROUND THE RACE TRACK!!

only if im the STIG lol.

"SOME SAY" LOL

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By *unterslickCouple
over a year ago

tullamore

beans beans good for your

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"beans beans good for your "

Good for heart,,,more u eat um the more u FART!! lol

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By *unterslickCouple
over a year ago

tullamore

it was not me it was me food

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

rumor has it that Princess Di used to go out wearing nothing but a coat to meet Hewitt and whats his face the ex Lions rugby captain...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Felt really sorry for all the cars stuck in a 10 mile traffic jam southbound on the A1 today - as we were zooming past them on the northbound carriageway

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

is it time to get back to the grind or shall we just grind away?

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

are aardvarks' really hard or are they as soft as the proverbial pussycat, zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I ate space dust yesterday! Apparently most Earth dust is made up of human skin and soil but space dust is just made up of popping candy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just love dancing, can't understand why more people don't do it. Especially at swingers clubs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just love dancing, can't understand why more people don't do it. Especially at swingers clubs."

er is it Because they are too busy shagging?

lol

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By *ixson-BallsMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

if i cut down the tree in my front garden,will the world be a breath shorter??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really like Warehouse 13. It's like a funny Xfiles but with cute actors.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Lavender

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By *ensualfire88Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

What's another word for Thesaurus?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

life is a series of misadventures

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

my new tattoo is now all crusty around the edge and flakey in the middle.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

An upturned glass bowl on a saucer of water in your garden makes an ideal Centre Parcs for ants.

For additional realism continuously spray water from a hose on it to simulate rain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pink is the new black

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

Oh Bugger! Did I remember to get something out for dinner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Staying in,, is the new going out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snails in my cabbages..... Again!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fly in My Soup.....Again!!!!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Many things are named after the sound they make, for example the cuckoo or the zip. I think N Dubz should start calling themselves 'Shit'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

forgot to put the new tax disc on my car this morning, 5am start, hardly surprising really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wibble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wibble"

wobble...lol

which is better???

ooooooooooo u know! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a man of Kent not a Kentish man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a man of Kent not a Kentish man"

Clark Kent??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The turnips are fruity this year

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

Soup in my Flies... AGAIN

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Soup in my Flies... AGAIN

Dam! forget to add its a sunny day today..lol

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Red sky at night. Either the shepherd's are gonna be delighted or the chemical plant is on fire again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Challenge u to a game of street hockey!! i would mate..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pink strapless dress or green satin dress - which one do i choose

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

the sea is rough today - discuss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the sea is rough today - discuss"

YES VERY ROUGH INDEED!! lol

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I've just discovered a cure for bird flu!

Simply put a few drops of Lemsip into bird baths!*

*Note: use Night Nurse for Owls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I CHALLENGE ANYONE-TO A GAME OF :

LAWN MOWER RACING!! ....LOL

*note* must have a garden 1st..

LOL

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

cross contamination whats the point

Steve

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By *uton_coupleCouple
over a year ago

luton

just made a curry

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Am avoiding the Tony Blair - The Voyage thread like plague ridden rats avoid a burning sinking ship.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you ever felt the need to check if you're wearing your own underwear?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Have you seen the proposed layout for the new F1 track in Austin? Turn 1 looks dangerous...

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Our garden has been a great place to see nude women sun bathing today

Steve

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Have u ever proved someone wrong and then attempted to make them eat their own words only to find the concept was too abstract?

Me neither.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rite!!

I challenge any one to a game of:

Battle ships,,,or twister!!

*note* i want naked twister..

Battle ships or twister?

which is better??

only 1way to find out:

FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!

hehehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something i dont understand.........Russian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

game of tiddlewinks anyone? x

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

Nah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

congruity never injured a lopsided cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah"

Oh Go on! lol

let u2 win..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in the average life span of a male he will shave off over 8 metres of stubble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"in the average life span of a male he will shave off over 8 metres of stubble

Good Lord!!

i could ride from lands end to jon-'o'groates on that....lol

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

If you turned the audio down and played a modern porno film backwards would there be much difference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you turned the audio down and played a modern porno film backwards would there be much difference"

Er dunno not much!! lol lol

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I recently received a turtle neck jumper as a gift.

Imagine my disappointment when I discovered it was only made of wool!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and that's why I always start sentences in the middle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and the deaf vicar said only on a wednesday lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everybody has an ego. Mine's just bigger......

and better.

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By *andoras DreamCouple
over a year ago

Swindon Area

September is the new summer

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Cat shit makes me retch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I challenge anyone to a nice slow steady game of chess!

hows that? lol

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

not shopping is the new shopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"not shopping is the new shopping"

Yeah i agree with u there matey,,,,fetch me sum lunch too..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anyone for monopoly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I decided fancy a game of sexy leapfrog? lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

whats that got to do with the price of fish??

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

I just knew it would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tiddlewinks anyone?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Bubble wrap has soooooooooo many uses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The reign in Speign rises from the Ball Ticks

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

now do I bake them at gas mark 4 or 7 for 30 min?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I think my nail varish is just about dry now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The pancakes were from Friday's Frying Fest

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By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

If Bananas are two apples to the pound, how much does an Orange cost?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs. Schilling was a twat in a hat

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Dinner is nearly ready

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By *ertnbeckyCouple
over a year ago

oldham

stop the world i wanna get off

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I feel like dancing naked in the rain...now i just need rain

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

There is only one thing more annoying than listeneing to a printer churning out large documents.... that's listening to two of the feckers!

I am sure if I had taken an E it would pass as a banging tune.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I challenge anyone to a game of let me think:

i know:

BATTLESHIPS!!

round 1 anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are more planets in the universe than there are grains of sand on the whole of the planet earth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leap-frog! anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

France is a beautiful country

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Who dares, wins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Faites vos jeux

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Are you being served?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will only say this once

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Life is but a dream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

No one else playing?

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By *lumsy colinMan
over a year ago

basingstoke

and all this happened on a wet wednesday in surrey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What am about to say is need to know?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I've just been counting pollen.

So far I've found 6 on my desk, pretty high for this time of year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im still in bed!

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

If you bend it back that far it will snap

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By *lumsy colinMan
over a year ago

basingstoke

and then the vicar who was hard of hearing anyway asked the entire school to prey

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

How dare you, young man

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By *lumsy colinMan
over a year ago

basingstoke

the sun will rise in the morning and set in the evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Menois 'a' trois? lol

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

When selling your house create the illusion of more space in your rooms by cutting all the legs off your furniture and employ a dwarf estate agent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pub Darts anyone?

In 3!

In 5!

180!! lol

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By *ush girlWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Are pussy hooks for catching catfish?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

England 4 Bulgaria 0

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Got caught in a thunderstorm.....now sneezing n grumpy

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

sometimes it works,sometimes it doesnt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rubbing shoulders or whatever else with somebody comes to mind...;-)

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

dont choose the lobster.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

silence is not golden.. it's crap!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone 4 a game of "WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE"? LOL

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By *lumsy colinMan
over a year ago

basingstoke

woof said the cat

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

My kingdon for a horse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My kingdon for a horse

And a packet of skips too! lol

my voice has grown horse! lol

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