FabSwingers.com forum: MI5 recruitment

By *uby0000 OP Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

could you do the online MI5 test? I cant as I have tattoos but could be fun?

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Its only if you have visible tattoos its an issue...

I'd be utterly rubbish at this, not very observant at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh might have to try this

Although hang on a sec.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could tell you...

but I'd have to kill you...

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I wonder if swingers stand any chance of passing Developed Vetting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't know MFI were recruiting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"could you do the online MI5 test? I cant as I have tattoos but could be fun?"

I'd do it for a laugh..is there like an Online version?...

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

"could you do the online MI5 test? I cant as I have tattoos but could be fun?

I'd do it for a laugh..is there like an Online version?..."

Yes, google it

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

Just had a look at this but was a bit spooked

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

I can if it suits smiley people.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I can't do it, although I have seen parts of the test and did well on them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LMFAO! I suck!

I got 6/11

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

"I wonder if swingers stand any chance of passing Developed Vetting."

Developed Vetting?

What's that? When I went through vetting it was NV and PV...

Thats negative as in what they know against you in the way of criminal, financial and unacceptable political activity....

And Positive, as in fill in a big questionnaire, and then wait about 3 months while they check out your answers, then be interviewed by Mr Smith and Mr Jones and wait another month or 2 to hear if you pass...

Then go through it all over again 18 mths later because PV only lasts 2 years or till change of duties (whichever comes first).

Funny thing is every time I went through vetting interviews it was Mr Smith and Mr Jones came to interview me and they were always different people...

Guess that in the 70's and 80's military vetting must have employed a lot of Smiths and Jones!

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Scored 7/8 and am deemed suitable for further training, I wonder if they'll get in touch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scored 7/8 and am deemed suitable for further training, "

There are 11 questions..

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Scored 7/8 and am deemed suitable for further training,

There are 11 questions..

Only 8 points available.

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Developed Vetting (DV) is the most detailed and comprehensive form of UK vetting. It is required for sensitive jobs and tasks, which involve long-term, frequent or uncontrolled access to SECRET material. The vetting process for DV clearance includes:

- SC clearnace

- Completion of a DV supplementary questionnaire by the candidate

- Completion of a financial questionnaire by the candidate

- A review of the candidate's personal finances;

- Interviews with a candidate's referees conducted by a vetting officer;

- A detailed interview with a candidate conducted by a vetting officer.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

"could you do the online MI5 test? I cant as I have tattoos but could be fun?"

I have done it, got through the selection process and onto the testing section. The number of recruits in the halls was immense. And the tests were straight out of star trek - and I am sure I was getting followed for a year afterward.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I wonder if swingers stand any chance of passing Developed Vetting."

Yes.

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By *icky999Man
over a year ago

warrington

This is all alien to me. Pretty simple tests when I joined the mib

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By *onnie and JohnCouple
over a year ago

andover

do you get a Parker pen for trying ?,,connie x

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"I wonder if swingers stand any chance of passing Developed Vetting.

Yes."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I took the test once and had a phone call with them. Can't tell you much else or I might have to kill you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant say but i may have put in an application last year for a certain place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been told to apply for a place in the Inteligence Officer Development Programme, there was only 4 questions though?

Can somebody put a link to the one(s) they're doing?

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"Developed Vetting (DV) is the most detailed and comprehensive form of UK vetting. It is required for sensitive jobs and tasks, which involve long-term, frequent or uncontrolled access to SECRET material. The vetting process for DV clearance includes:

- SC clearnace

- Completion of a DV supplementary questionnaire by the candidate

- Completion of a financial questionnaire by the candidate

- A review of the candidate's personal finances;

- Interviews with a candidate's referees conducted by a vetting officer;

- A detailed interview with a candidate conducted by a vetting officer."

I had to have FBI and CIA clearance when I was butler for Henry Kissinger

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

- SC clearnace

- Completion of a DV supplementary questionnaire by the candidate

- Completion of a financial questionnaire by the candidate

- A review of the candidate's personal finances;

- Interviews with a candidate's referees conducted by a vetting officer;

- A detailed interview with a candidate conducted by a vetting officer."

What you describe sounds a bit like PV although in my day all vetting interviews were carried out by 2 men (Mr Smith and Mr Jones) and you only needed NV to have access up to Secret classification.

By the way I was cleared to handle, transport and escort up to TSUKEONNI equipment and related documents too and from secure locations.

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

"I've been told to apply for a place in the Inteligence Officer Development Programme, there was only 4 questions though?

Can somebody put a link to the one(s) they're doing?"

If you fancy working at GCHQ or doing cryptography start doing the broadsheet crossword competitions, and watching for cryptic job adverts. I expect that the security services still use that method for talent spotting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been told to apply for a place in the Inteligence Officer Development Programme, there was only 4 questions though?

Can somebody put a link to the one(s) they're doing?

I don't want a job, i just wanted to play a puzzle game but went to the official .gov site and did their test and now they're trying to make me work for them.

There was only 4 questions, so that's why i know i didn't do the test mentioned here (obviously i didn't know i was doing the wrong test until it finished after 4 questions).

Ok, so finding the actual game is part of the puzzle now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Found it. Doesn't make sense that you can't have tattoos to blend in, being comfortable in your surroundings and not looking suspicious is part of that. Plus haven't they heard of cover-up make-up?

Can't find the tests now, think i failed already...lol, accidently applied and erm yeah i don't think i should play this game any more and maybe consider to start using a TOR server...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

took the test and got 6 out of 8

whats funny is about 7-8 years ago i very nearly applied for a job but can't drive..that should have been the catalyst to learn...but never did

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