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By *rcticFoxxx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Just arghhh!

Jokes, funny stories, etc welcome! Need cheering up

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

What's brown and sticky?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two oranges walk into a bar. One says to the other, "You're round".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two eggs and a sausage in a frying pan, the sausage says " hot in here aint it " the egg looks at the other and says " fuck me a talking sausage !! "

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By *rcticFoxxx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"What's brown and sticky?

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A stick?

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By *rcticFoxxx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Two eggs and a sausage in a frying pan, the sausage says " hot in here aint it " the egg looks at the other and says " fuck me a talking sausage !! " "

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By *rcticFoxxx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Two oranges walk into a bar. One says to the other, "You're round"."

I suppose that one works better when it's spoken?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two oranges walk into a bar. One says to the other, "You're round".

I suppose that one works better when it's spoken? "

It never works full stop.

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By *rcticFoxxx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Two monkeys in a bath. One says 'ooh ooh aah aah'. The other says 'yes, it is a bit warm'

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Scientists have found a way to find the sex of ants . Drop them in water if they sink their girl ants if they float their buoyant .

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By *rcticFoxxx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Scientists have found a way to find the sex of ants . Drop them in water if they sink their girl ants if they float their buoyant . "

Omg that was awful xD made me giggle though

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

Two cows in a field. One says "mooooo" the other says "hey, I was just about to say that!"

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Two nuns are in a bath. One says "where's the soap?". The other replies, "yes, it does a bit".

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By *rcticFoxxx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Two nuns are in a bath. One says "where's the soap?". The other replies, "yes, it does a bit"."

Haha

Took me way too long to get this but when I did I chuckled xD

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By *rcticFoxxx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Two cows in a field. One says "mooooo" the other says "hey, I was just about to say that!""

I'm gonna have to use that one xD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call 2 Spanish firemen?

Hose A and Hose B

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By *rcticFoxxx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"What do you call 2 Spanish firemen?

Hose A and Hose B "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bill and Ben are in bed. Bill says 'Flob a lob a lob', to which Ben replies 'If you loved me, you'd swallow'

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By *rcticFoxxx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"Bill and Ben are in bed. Bill says 'Flob a lob a lob', to which Ben replies 'If you loved me, you'd swallow'"

oh dear!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two goldfish in a tank. One says to the other "Right, how do you start this thing?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you hear about the dyslexic Christian who gave his file to his dog?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's orange and sounds like a parrot ?

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A carrot

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By *rcticFoxxx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Hereabouts


"What's orange and sounds like a parrot ?

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A carrot "

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