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By *ittenwantstoplay OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent

Should I really answer that question when its sent in a message from the umpteenth man that day? I suppose I could tell him its been an awful day, that I had a headache and my mums cat was sick on the carpet and then I fucked a model?

No??? Ok. Then STOP ASKING ME HOW I AM GRRRRR I am a total random stranger with my bits out on the internet! Why are you asking me how I am in your first message to me?

P.S. I lied about fucking a model!

Its ok. I am calm now. OM. And....breath

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By *ittenwantstoplay OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent

Actually.....someone has just messaged me to ask....how I am!!!

But....he is hot! So he is forgiven! I know...fickle! Lifes a bitch and all that....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol i quite often go on a massive waffle chatting any old shit to those mails make them sorry they ever asked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually.....someone has just messaged me to ask....how I am!!!

But....he is hot! So he is forgiven! I know...fickle! Lifes a bitch and all that.... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a fucking blocker and the block button is ma friend.

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By *ittenwantstoplay OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent


"lol i quite often go on a massive waffle chatting any old shit to those mails make them sorry they ever asked "

Oh I am loving that!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should I really answer that question when its sent in a message from the umpteenth man that day? I suppose I could tell him its been an awful day, that I had a headache and my mums cat was sick on the carpet and then I fucked a model?

No??? Ok. Then STOP ASKING ME HOW I AM GRRRRR I am a total random stranger with my bits out on the internet! Why are you asking me how I am in your first message to me?

P.S. I lied about fucking a model!

Its ok. I am calm now. OM. And....breath "

So just to recap, how are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, my day been fine, been carb loading all day and got a hard gym session 9am, bed soon x

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By *ittenwantstoplay OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent

Ah well. I am tired and grumpy. Ok now everyone can PM me to ask how I am and I WILL tell you !! Be warned! Lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah well. I am tired and grumpy. Ok now everyone can PM me to ask how I am and I WILL tell you !! Be warned! Lol..."

I'll keep quite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah well. I am tired and grumpy. Ok now everyone can PM me to ask how I am and I WILL tell you !! Be warned! Lol...

I'll keep quite. "

Quite quiet.

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By *r and Mrs SnogalotCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

I think you, as an experiment should type up as bad a day as you can imagine and copy and paste it to every one that mails you.

dog was run over, cat was put down, about to be made homeless and need someone that can out you up with the 4 kids 2 rabbits and your mum for a few weeks until you can get the council to get you a new flat and can the person mailing you give you a loan of some money to pay for the mothers new falsers as she fell down in tge street.

Or something along those lines and see what kind of response you get.

fly xxx

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By *ittenwantstoplay OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent

So..'everyone's ok'?

Everyone 'well'?

Noone been 'up to much'?

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By *ittenwantstoplay OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent


"I think you, as an experiment should type up as bad a day as you can imagine and copy and paste it to every one that mails you.

dog was run over, cat was put down, about to be made homeless and need someone that can out you up with the 4 kids 2 rabbits and your mum for a few weeks until you can get the council to get you a new flat and can the person mailing you give you a loan of some money to pay for the mothers new falsers as she fell down in tge street.

Or something along those lines and see what kind of response you get.

fly xxx "

You know? Thats a great idea! I might try it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If anyone asks you how you are again, simply copy and paste this reply:

"Bloated, constipated, got a boil on my ass the size of a walnut. You know, the usual".

Let's see them sex THAT up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had the "how r u" messages a he'll of a lot , I used to message back

"good, you ?"

to which I always got a reply of

"horny" ...

..it could be from dozens of different people but the format was the same.

I often just block now when I get them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So..'everyone's ok'?

Everyone 'well'?

Noone been 'up to much'?

"
Yes fine and you? Same day for me really, just been eating all my muscle meals all day, then watched snooker and big brother and u?

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By *ittenwantstoplay OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent

In fact..if we all type up a 3 page essay in response to 'how are you' or 'you ok' (usually spelt 'u ok')...people might get the hint??? Lol!!! Or maybe not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quite quiet. "

You are right to pull me up on my spelling(but I only like it if attractive women do it). It's a combination of tiredness, dyslexia and a touch keyboard/predictive text.

Right, now I'll be quiet.

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By *ittenwantstoplay OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent


"So..'everyone's ok'?

Everyone 'well'?

Noone been 'up to much'?

Yes fine and you? Same day for me really, just been eating all my muscle meals all day, then watched snooker and big brother and u? "

You are taking this very seriously I see. You can write up the 3 page standard answer and we can all copy and paste the next time we are asked...

'How are you?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quite quiet.

You are right to pull me up on my spelling(but I only like it if attractive women do it). It's a combination of tiredness, dyslexia and a touch keyboard/predictive text.

Right, now I'll be quiet. "

Feck ooof

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By *ittenwantstoplay OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent


"If anyone asks you how you are again, simply copy and paste this reply:

"Bloated, constipated, got a boil on my ass the size of a walnut. You know, the usual".

Let's see them sex THAT up."

I am liking it. I fancy a longer answer.....to embellish it a little lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If anyone asks you how you are again, simply copy and paste this reply:

"Bloated, constipated, got a boil on my ass the size of a walnut. You know, the usual".

Let's see them sex THAT up.

I am liking it. I fancy a longer answer.....to embellish it a little lol"

Embellish the shit out of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So..'everyone's ok'?

Everyone 'well'?

Noone been 'up to much'?

Yes fine and you? Same day for me really, just been eating all my muscle meals all day, then watched snooker and big brother and u?

You are taking this very seriously I see. You can write up the 3 page standard answer and we can all copy and paste the next time we are asked...

'How are you?' "
lol not too serious, more in a fun way, but yes we can copy and paste next time

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By *ittenwantstoplay OP   Woman
over a year ago

Kent

Well I shall think about an original response to such messages tomorrow but loving the funny suggestions so far!

Night all!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Well, it's funny you should ask because, as it happens, I've just had a full physical at my local surgery. I'm sure you'll be delighted to hear that I'm fabulously healthy. My fasting blood glucose was...

And spend a few more pages listing tests and quoting made-up results. Look up the normal values online and use good ones if you're saying you're jolly well thanks, or less good ones if you're claiming to be poorly.

End with something like, my GP was delighted and said he hopes I keep well and that the next time is for next years's check-up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I shall think about an original response to such messages tomorrow but loving the funny suggestions so far!

Night all! "

night

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