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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

is almost ruining anything I'm watching and he pops up in some overblown caricature, or cameo role...

I might try watching the new serious sci-fi one...but his other roles really have me thinking he's becoming shit

*I like the pirates of the caribbean series...his character was a deliberate ham...but now it seems he has to try it for almost every film?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

He HAS to ham it up in Into The Woods as that's the point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

but you're forgetting one thing mate....

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Phew....thought he was dead for a minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything you're watching?

Like, Coronation Street? Don't tell me he's in that aswell? What about Hollyoaks?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He HAS to ham it up in Into The Woods as that's the point.

yeahh..I started watching it and thought: its fucking HIM again.thankfully its almost just another quick role as he gets killed quickly I think hahahhaaa

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anything you're watching?

Like, Coronation Street? Don't tell me he's in that aswell? What about Hollyoaks? "

I watched a film last week called 'Tusk'..it started off promising and preposterous then started getting bad...then all of a sudden in comes ham it up johnny with a disguise and french accent...pish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's beautiful.

Sigh.

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over a year ago

"Anything you're watching?

Like, Coronation Street? Don't tell me he's in that aswell? What about Hollyoaks?

I watched a film last week called 'Tusk'..it started off promising and preposterous then started getting bad...then all of a sudden in comes ham it up johnny with a disguise and french accent...pish!"

How do you know it was Johnny if he was in disguise

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anything you're watching?

Like, Coronation Street? Don't tell me he's in that aswell? What about Hollyoaks?

I watched a film last week called 'Tusk'..it started off promising and preposterous then started getting bad...then all of a sudden in comes ham it up johnny with a disguise and french accent...pish!

How do you know it was Johnny if he was in disguise

because he essentially uses the same character from pirates of the caribbean lol

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Anything you're watching?

Like, Coronation Street? Don't tell me he's in that aswell? What about Hollyoaks?

I watched a film last week called 'Tusk'..it started off promising and preposterous then started getting bad...then all of a sudden in comes ham it up johnny with a disguise and french accent...pish!

How do you know it was Johnny if he was in disguise

because he essentially uses the same character from pirates of the caribbean lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's beautiful.

Sigh. "

Agree with this.

Wouldn't mind him pooping up everywhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Popping up everywhere...omg. Why can't we edit posts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's beautiful.

Wouldn't mind him pooping up everywhere."

That's revolting. Why would you want to live in a world infested by Johnny Depp poop!! WHY!?!?!

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By *ewexperience83Couple
over a year ago

Ellesmere Port

He's mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's only beautiful as Captain Jack Sparrow - he is pants in everything else!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Popping up everywhere...omg. Why can't we edit posts?"

I wouldn't mind him popping up between my legs!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"He's beautiful.

Sigh.

Agree with this.

Wouldn't mind him pooping up everywhere."

Soooo funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's beautiful.

Wouldn't mind him pooping up everywhere.

That's revolting. Why would you want to live in a world infested by Johnny Depp poop!! WHY!?!?!

Haha, so long as he popped up i wouldn't mind if he pooped, but yeah not every time...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Popping up everywhere...omg. Why can't we edit posts?

I wouldn't mind him popping up between my legs!

Coz of my original message i thought you wanted him to poop between your legs.

It's my bedtime i think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've loved Johnny for a long long time.

Don't diss de Johnny.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Popping up everywhere...omg. Why can't we edit posts?"

johnny depp in anal gangbang with tim burton and helena bonam carter, johnny reveals all:

"i pooped everywhere"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's just getting lazy. Hr needs tobge given a good old fashioned grounded and emotional role.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry pads,but he's drool material.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Popping up everywhere...omg. Why can't we edit posts?

I wouldn't mind him popping up between my legs!

Coz of my original message i thought you wanted him to poop between your legs.

It's my bedtime i think."

I'd rather not! Ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Phew....thought he was dead for a minute

Made me lol. I am in that kind of mood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's beautiful.

Wouldn't mind him pooping up everywhere.

That's revolting. Why would you want to live in a world infested by Johnny Depp poop!! WHY!?!?!

Haha, so long as he popped up i wouldn't mind if he pooped, but yeah not every time...

Film him pooping, I'm sure there are plenty of twisted tnucs who would make you a small fortune if you sold the poop with a video of authenticity

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

pish recent johnny depp films:

dark shadows

the lone ranger

overplayed hammmMM

I'm gonna watch transcendence..as it appears a proper role this time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He's beautiful.

Wouldn't mind him pooping up everywhere.

That's revolting. Why would you want to live in a world infested by Johnny Depp poop!! WHY!?!?!

Haha, so long as he popped up i wouldn't mind if he pooped, but yeah not every time...

Film him pooping, I'm sure there are plenty of twisted tnucs who would make you a small fortune if you sold the poop with a video of authenticity

Jobby Depp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Phew....thought he was dead for a minute

Me too!! Thank fuck for that......I'm not bothered about his acting (or lack of) abilities....i would

Oh yes.....it's slowly coming back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe he should have been Batman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Popping up everywhere...omg. Why can't we edit posts?

johnny depp in anal gangbang with tim burton and helena bonam carter, johnny reveals all:

"i pooped everywhere""

I don't think i'm gonna be able to talk about Johnny for a while now.

"Popping up everywhere...omg. Why can't we edit posts?

I wouldn't mind him popping up between my legs!

Coz of my original message i thought you wanted him to poop between your legs.

It's my bedtime i think.

I'd rather not! Ha

Yeah sorry. Did make me look twice, and my eyes were like--

"He's beautiful.

Wouldn't mind him pooping up everywhere.

That's revolting. Why would you want to live in a world infested by Johnny Depp poop!! WHY!?!?!

Haha, so long as he popped up i wouldn't mind if he pooped, but yeah not every time...

Film him pooping, I'm sure there are plenty of twisted tnucs who would make you a small fortune if you sold the poop with a video of authenticity

Well yeah course i will, if he actually does start pooping up everywhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm envy gentlemen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Super cool in Dillinger....pooping ..that's made my day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jonny Depp worked as Richard Gere's bottom double in the 1990 film Pretty Woman during Cindy Crawford's possessive phase.

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By *allipygousMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Excellent in Edward Scissorhands and . . . . . that's it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hmmm envy gentlemen?

envy of his poop?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm envy gentlemen?

envy of his poop?"

So it seems.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jonny Depp worked as Richard Gere's bottom double in the 1990 film Pretty Woman during Cindy Crawford's possessive phase."

Was that before Gere's rodent phase ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His role as the wolf in into the woods is a short and sweet part, sings a song that's bout it, which is quite disappointing as I think wen he plays a not normal character he can put his on twist on it

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

He was good playing it straight in Donnie Brasco.

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By *andd2Couple
over a year ago

The Dungeon

"He's beautiful.

Sigh. "

Beautiful, talented, definitely the best character actor of his generation. What's not to like?

Given the chance I'd milk him dry......over and over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch Chocolat

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By *emonWoman84Woman
over a year ago

Hartlepool

"He's beautiful.

Sigh.

Beautiful, talented, definitely the best character actor of his generation. What's not to like?

Given the chance I'd milk him dry......over and over

Couldn't agree more. Great actor. Very fit bloke.

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By *uggarbunnyWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

That's one guy I wouldn't kick out of bed.....getting him there in the first place may be a problem though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Rum Diary on now.....fun film

Sleepy Hollow

Fear n Loathing

Etc

I like him....cool guy...good drinking buddy I suspect

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By *ngel_38Woman
over a year ago

Staffs

"Anything you're watching?

Like, Coronation Street? Don't tell me he's in that aswell? What about Hollyoaks?

I watched a film last week called 'Tusk'..it started off promising and preposterous then started getting bad...then all of a sudden in comes ham it up johnny with a disguise and french accent...pish!

How do you know it was Johnny if he was in disguise

because he essentially uses the same character from pirates of the caribbean lol"

What does ham it up Johnny mean ?

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Oh la la! I like Johnny... and he likes French girl

Back to the thread lol

He's really good in 'The tourist'

And watched 'Chocolat' tonight really good to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

W as he in La Fille sur la pont?

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"That's one guy I wouldn't kick out of bed.....getting him there in the first place may be a problem though

But I give it a damn good try!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I truly detest the man and cannot watch any of his films. How anyone can think he is hot is beyond me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

careful not to get confused with his style of acting, or him acting in the style the director tell him to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Each to their own.

I found a man in his 60's (pot belly) extremely attractive last week.

His confident air was alluring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's only beautiful as Captain Jack Sparrow - he is pants in everything else!

He was good in Secret Window.

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