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Todays fact....Pissing in a policemans helmet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
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over a year ago

Apparently if you're pregnant you can have a wee anywhere,you can even request the use of a policemans helmet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately this isn't true. Checked with my bro ages ago as he's a copper

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

Correct. But not while he/she is wearing it.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ha ha I'd like to see a 8 1/2 months pregnant woman trying to bend over and aim straight in the helmet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
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over a year ago


"Unfortunately this isn't true. Checked with my bro ages ago as he's a copper"

I don't suppose he thinks its unfortunate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
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over a year ago


"Ha ha I'd like to see a 8 1/2 months pregnant woman trying to bend over and aim straight in the helmet "

If only Id known when I was pregnant!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

It was allowed, back when coppers wore those funny short capes, but it got repealed ages ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's lots of old laws that people think still apply.

Most times it's just old wives tales, like hanging for arson in ship yards and shooting welsh people in Chester with crossbows.

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire


"There's lots of old laws that people think still apply.

Most times it's just old wives tales, like hanging for arson in ship yards and shooting welsh people in Chester with crossbows."

Bloody typical more good laws falling by the way side.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's lots of old laws that people think still apply.

Most times it's just old wives tales, like hanging for arson in ship yards and shooting welsh people in Chester with crossbows."

That's under the clock tower at midnight on a certain day but yes it's been repealed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unfortunately this isn't true. Checked with my bro ages ago as he's a copper

I don't suppose he thinks its unfortunate "

Well no. Unfortunate fir his pregnant girlfriend though x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you pinch your nose it's impossible to taste the difference between iron bru and tizer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
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over a year ago


"If you pinch your nose it's impossible to taste the difference between iron bru and tizer."

Good to know as they both taste rank!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think King Charles spaniels are still allowed in shops. Not sure that's been repealed x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
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over a year ago

This one is for Paddy

It's illegal to be d*unk in charge of a cow in Scotland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In Scotland it is illegal to be in charge of a cow while d*unk and is punishable by a £1200 fine

Kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This one is for Paddy

It's illegal to be d*unk in charge of a cow in Scotland "

Come up here and I'll take u to the local station.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like somebody's been watching a repeat of QI on Dave.


"It was allowed, back when coppers wore those funny short capes, but it got repealed ages ago."

Just been googling this very thing and it would seem that all is not transparent - as there still seems to be some debate on the subject.

Probably sparked by QI.

One article on the 'Nottingham Post's website from September 2010 mentions this particular peculiarity in an article.

'It is among a batch of nutty laws that remain on the statute books, some after centuries.

Failing to report grey squirrels in your garden, it turns out, is illegal. So is being d*unk in charge of a cow – in Scotland, at least.

In England, believe it or not, eating mince pies on Christmas Day is still banned under a law brought in by Oliver Cromwell in the 17th century.

Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg has launched a drive to banish such needless, unenforceable and/or downright silly laws, inviting people across the UK to nominate the ones to be ditched.'

Think this might warrant (pardon the pun) a little more digging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A d*unk cow was directly responsible for over 80 deaths in Renfrewshire during 1968, how quickly we forget.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
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over a year ago


"A d*unk cow was directly responsible for over 80 deaths in Renfrewshire during 1968, how quickly we forget."

Really? How? Now brown cow!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I was thinking it was the Anti-Piracy warning from The IT Crowd....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Acclaimed author and former children's laureate (redacted for legal reasons) was given a lifetime ban from all Witherspoons pubs after d*unkenly telling (redacted for legal reasons) "you ya fat bastard you ate all the pies"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently its against the law to die in the houses of parliament

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
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over a year ago


"Apparently its against the law to die in the houses of parliament "

What about if you die of boredom?

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

It's more a case that you cannot be pronounced dead in the Palace of Westminster. ....something to do with jurisdiction. ...so the undead are pronounced dead either at the hospital or outside of the Palace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's more a case that you cannot be pronounced dead in the Palace of Westminster. ....something to do with jurisdiction. ...so the undead are pronounced dead either at the hospital or outside of the Palace"

Maybe that's where the term 'he's at deaths door' comes from then - Because as soon as they carry you out of the building 'oh, no, he's just died'

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Apparently its against the law to die in the houses of parliament "
lol how they going to sentence you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
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over a year ago


"Apparently its against the law to die in the houses of parliament lol how they going to sentence you

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Good point

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Apparently its against the law to die in the houses of parliament lol how they going to sentence you

Good point "
life in prison lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can allegedly shoot a Welshman with a longbow in the grounds of Hereford cathedral on a sunday.

I have always wanted to prove this but my welsh friend refuses to come with me.

Dammit. I am bloody LETHAL with a longbow having shot in it for many years.

I pull a 65lb draw weight bow which could do some damage .. though I promised him it would only be a flesh wound ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Contrary to popular belief Hollywood star, Soda stream saleswoman, and all-round blonde saucepot Scarlett Johansson isn't named after gone with the wind character Scarlett O Hara, but rather the song Scarlett Begonias from the 1974 album Greatful Dead From the Mars Hotel, which was on the radio the night she was conceived.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently its against the law to die in the houses of parliament

What about if you die of boredom?"

I've seen some die a death from talking shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol half of them look like they are about to

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By *hunderstarCouple
over a year ago

hereford

Sadly - not true - and I'm from 'ereford and found out he hard way!

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