FabSwingers.com forum: OMG - You're all a bunch of liars!

By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

People keep telling me I have a fit wife.

(Okay, to be honest, they seldom talk to me, choosing instead the organ grinder)

But that hill soon proved she's not as fit as you say (amid cries of "It must be the bike"

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What lies do people on here tell you?

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People keep telling me I have a fit wife.

(Okay, to be honest, they seldom talk to me, choosing instead the organ grinder)

But that hill soon proved she's not as fit as you say (amid cries of "It must be the bike"

)

What lies do people on here tell you?

Mr ddc

I won't come in your mouth.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"People keep telling me I have a fit wife.

(Okay, to be honest, they seldom talk to me, choosing instead the organ grinder)

But that hill soon proved she's not as fit as you say (amid cries of "It must be the bike"

)

What lies do people on here tell you?

Mr ddc

I won't come in your mouth."

It won't hurt if you just relax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm definitely single and if I say i'll meet I won't let you down!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It tastes of Chocolate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People keep telling me I have a fit wife.

(Okay, to be honest, they seldom talk to me, choosing instead the organ grinder)

But that hill soon proved she's not as fit as you say (amid cries of "It must be the bike"

)

What lies do people on here tell you?

Mr ddc

your pics are bloody brilliant. Well done guys. (And that's not a lie)

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

The amount of messages Nick get telling her how beautiful she is.................which is all bullshit as she doesn't have face pics on show.

By the way they are correct but can't know that.

Dave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm bi and and I would love to play with you both says the guy with straight on his profile

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

We don't meet single males

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I can cope with NSA sex.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People keep telling me I have a fit wife.

(Okay, to be honest, they seldom talk to me, choosing instead the organ grinder)

But that hill soon proved she's not as fit as you say (amid cries of "It must be the bike"

)

What lies do people on here tell you?

Mr ddc

your pics are bloody brilliant. Well done guys. (And that's not a lie)"

+ 1 on that, most excellent

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World

"The amount of messages Nick get telling her how beautiful she is.................which is all bullshit as she doesn't have face pics on show.

By the way they are correct but can't know that.

Dave "

Thank you sweetie. Blow job?

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

"The amount of messages Nick get telling her how beautiful she is.................which is all bullshit as she doesn't have face pics on show.

By the way they are correct but can't know that.

Dave

Thank you sweetie. Blow job?

Don't tell everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tony bliar is grossly misunderstood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People keep telling me I have a fit wife.

(Okay, to be honest, they seldom talk to me, choosing instead the organ grinder)

But that hill soon proved she's not as fit as you say (amid cries of "It must be the bike"

)

What lies do people on here tell you?

Mr ddc

Honest I am a woman erm I mean couple and I would like to see your pictures I am not a hairy trucker from Runcorn called Bob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not clingy, just looking for no strings.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I don't take this seriously

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

I'm not defending Ched Evans/Ukip/(insert as appropriate)

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I won't let the attention change me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

best boobs on fab lol knowing damn well its being said to all women lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate ukip...pc Dudley dorights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"best boobs on fab lol knowing damn well its being said to all women lol."
oh we all know that accolade belongs to Tina lol but they are rather magnificent, like the B&W shot especially

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're just not what I'm looking for, lies ofcourse i'm what they're looking for!

By the way keyboard warriors im just kidding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"best boobs on fab lol knowing damn well its being said to all women lol.oh we all know that accolade belongs to Tina lol but they are rather magnificent, like the B&W shot especially

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being honest its flattering but gets boring lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The amount of messages Nick get telling her how beautiful she is.................which is all bullshit as she doesn't have face pics on show.

By the way they are correct but can't know that.

Dave "
haha I agree, why do men say hi sexy when they have no idea what u look like

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By *traight forwardMan
over a year ago

doncaster

I have a 9 inch very thick cock

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

i AM single honest lol

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Wow! I can't believe I haven't spotted your profile before. I'm in your area and...

(this translates in my head as 'I have messaged all the women in my immediate vicinity and now I'm casting my net further afield and messaging you since none of them are free this afternoon and despite all the profile text to the contrary you might just drop work and give me a quick blowie in my car')

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People keep telling me I have a fit wife.

(Okay, to be honest, they seldom talk to me, choosing instead the organ grinder)

But that hill soon proved she's not as fit as you say (amid cries of "It must be the bike"

)

What lies do people on here tell you?

Mr ddc

your pics are bloody brilliant. Well done guys. (And that's not a lie)"

Have to agree making us rethink ours lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow! I can't believe I haven't spotted your profile before. I'm in your area and...

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lol spot on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can keep your mrs I've got one but how much is the shed ?

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By *exyFrenchVixenWoman
over a year ago

South East

You are my favourite woman on Fab... He,he!!

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"You can keep your mrs I've got one but how much is the shed ?"

£139, clearly marked, but thank you for the little white-lie that your eyes kept getting drawn towards the centre.

Mrs DDC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can keep your mrs I've got one but how much is the shed ?

£139, clearly marked, but thank you for the little white-lie that your eyes kept getting drawn towards the centre.

Mrs DDC"

Sorry my eyes are bad maybe I should take a closer look , at the shed of course

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Me Pants are on fire!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, of course I'd travel to meet you. (They don't seem to check that I'm 230 miles away...)

Oh and the classic "I'm a fireman". lololol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have a juicy ass!

No, I don't.... My ass does not leak juice! Lol

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

"The amount of messages Nick get telling her how beautiful she is.................which is all bullshit as she doesn't have face pics on show.

By the way they are correct but can't know that.

Dave haha I agree, why do men say hi sexy when they have no idea what u look like "

I have no idea why they think that'll work, surely any intelligent woman can decipher the bullshit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The amount of messages Nick get telling her how beautiful she is.................which is all bullshit as she doesn't have face pics on show.

By the way they are correct but can't know that.

Dave haha I agree, why do men say hi sexy when they have no idea what u look like

I have no idea why they think that'll work, surely any intelligent woman can decipher the bullshit."
must think we think with our pussies like they do their cocks lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(Okay, to be honest, they seldom talk to me, choosing instead the organ grinder)

But that hill soon proved she's not as fit as you say (amid cries of "It must be the bike"

)

Mr ddc

Well your wife may not be fit, and this thread may not be a look at me thread, but your photos are fab, so I just used up my months quota and Fabbed them all. Excellent

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

On our previous site, we regularly got

"Unfortunately the wife has just been called into work, but I can still come on my own if you like"

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On our previous site, we regularly got

"Unfortunately the wife has just been called into work, but I can still come on my own if you like"

Mr ddc"
sounds familiar

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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

"On our previous site, we regularly got

"Unfortunately the wife has just been called into work, but I can still come on my own if you like"

Mr ddc sounds familiar "

Luckily we've never had that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're beautiful erm my face is nowhere to be seen how would they know

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