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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

1. A massage with lots of oil

2. Kisses all over my body

3. Rampant sex followed by spooning and sleep

What you lot wanting?

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS
over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

im sure if thats what u really want you'll have it within the hour..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. A massage with lots of oil

2. Kisses all over my body

3. Rampant sex followed by spooning and sleep

What you lot wanting? "

I will have and give all of the above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Some Ben and Jerries

2. A hot steamy bath

3. A woman in the bath sharing my ice cream

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

A foot massage followed by a long sensual blow job , then a nice hot mug of coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

more red wine, a certain someone to share it with, and a snuggle on the sofa before he makes me have it in the boudoire!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Pizza, fresh bread smothered in butter, garlic bread, sweet potato chips and mayo...

The low fat, low carb diet is fine. Honestly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"im sure if thats what u really want you'll have it within the hour.."

In an ideal world yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. A massage with lots of oil

2. Kisses all over my body

3. Rampant sex followed by spooning and sleep

What you lot wanting?

I will have and give all of the above

Oh I miss read it

Just have all of the above if I have to be selfish

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pizza, fresh bread smothered in butter, garlic bread, sweet potato chips and mayo...

The low fat, low carb diet is fine. Honestly

oh my days fresh bread and butter.. *drools*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a cuddle and some sleep xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A back massage and then a glass of white wine xx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

To be honest the only thing I want is not to feel so bloated, I had more to eat than I normally do and its made me feel yuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Some Ben and Jerries

2. A hot steamy bath

3. A woman in the bath sharing my ice cream "

Ditto but Hagen Daaz and a man lol

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"1. A massage with lots of oil

2. Kisses all over my body

3. Rampant sex followed by spooning and sleep

What you lot wanting? "

just that really .. thank you..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sexy couple to seduce in our bed.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Pizza, fresh bread smothered in butter, garlic bread, sweet potato chips and mayo...

The low fat, low carb diet is fine. Honestly

oh my days fresh bread and butter.. *drools*"

I'm babysitting and the last request as they left the house was "Oh, can you get the bread out of the oven? It should be finished in twenty minutes" thank god it's a whole loaf not rolls, I don't think I could cope if I thought I could filch some without being caught!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The pooch to move over on the sofa so I can sit properly, like that's ever going to happen lol. Oh and he learns to use a corkscrew and pour wine lol

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By *ipsTeaserCouple
over a year ago

here and there, thereabouts

Spoon for my Ben and Jerry's, another glass of wine, and a back massage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm for several people to fall under a bus.. Ex housemate can start

Failing that a bottle of whisky and a shot gun

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By *ipsTeaserCouple
over a year ago

here and there, thereabouts

"Hmmm for several people to fall under a bus.. Ex housemate can start

Failing that a bottle of whisky and a shot gun "

you seem lovely from your posts they must have severely pissed you off. People like that always come unstuck somewhere along the line, don't expend your energy on loathing them.

Whisky I can help with... Not so much the rest..

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By *ecretsRmineWoman
over a year ago

gatwickish (yes that means near Gatwick)

a hug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not being on blooming weather call out pah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. To get job application finished

2. Get the job

Easy peesy....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm for several people to fall under a bus.. Ex housemate can start

Failing that a bottle of whisky and a shot gun "

Lol and dairy based puddings, walks kites and.jura whisky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now i would like to know why.

Why, when it has been sat next to me for the past hour, have i not opend and scoffed this bag of minstrels?

How can anyone resist the temptation of minstrels?

The only possible answer i have is that i am, in fact, clinicly dead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right now i would like to know why.

Why, when it has been sat next to me for the past hour, have i not opend and scoffed this bag of minstrels?

How can anyone resist the temptation of minstrels?

The only possible answer i have is that i am, in fact, clinicly dead. "

Well send them here then

Oh and RIP

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

I'm currently sat in my pj's. What I really want is to be able to stay in them.

However, I have to get dressed and go out to work at 11. I really, really, really don't want to have to do that!!

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By *uggarbunnyWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"1. A massage with lots of oil

2. Kisses all over my body

3. Rampant sex followed by spooning and sleep

What you lot wanting? "

I'll have the same please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. To get job application finished

2. Get the job

Easy peesy....

remember buzz words

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By *urreyfun2008Man
over a year ago

East Grinstead

A snuggle on the sofa and then some rampant Sunday morning sex.

Tis but a dream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A gorgeous well hung guy for me to stick my face between his arse cheeks.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

1. A tub of Ben & Jerry's peanut butter cup ice cream

2. A bottle of ice cold Belgian raspberry beer

3. Someone who'll let me eat the ice cream in bed since we can always take a shower afterwards to remove any stickiness

Unfortunately I am stuck at home so I shall make do with the sofa, a French detective drama, a cup of tea and some chocolate hobnobs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right now i would like to know why.

Why, when it has been sat next to me for the past hour, have i not opend and scoffed this bag of minstrels?

How can anyone resist the temptation of minstrels?

The only possible answer i have is that i am, in fact, clinicly dead.

Well send them here then

Oh and RIP "

Alas, on enquiring to her majesties post office about charges to send said minstrels to outer magnolia, it would seem that a) i cannot afford the postage, and b) it wouldnt matter anyway as postman pat has blown the fuse in his hyperdrive, and so estimated delivery date would be somewhere around 2068.

Sorry.

You are welcome to collect though.

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By *ltravioletWoman
over a year ago

In amongst the Unicorns & fairy dust

"1. A massage with lots of oil

2. Kisses all over my body

3. Rampant sex followed by spooning and sleep

What you lot wanting? "
To share my bottle of vintage Rioja and kisses on my neck and shoulders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A knobbly bobbley lolly ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A knobbly bobbley lolly ice "

Last time I had one of them I broke a veneer.. £500 for a new one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A knobbly bobbley lolly ice

Last time I had one of them I broke a veneer.. £500 for a new one

Oops

I love em!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a lovely lady to rub my back up and down with her ample charms!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm for several people to fall under a bus.. Ex housemate can start

Failing that a bottle of whisky and a shot gun

Lol and dairy based puddings, walks kites and.jura whisky."

That works but killing the person who has set up a dodgy account on another site in my name is coming top right now! From the pics i know who it was too!! Grrrrr

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Some cwtches and a foot rub

I'm sure I can think of something nice to do in return

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like a hot chocolate with all the trimmings.......

A hot woman sat next to me instead of asleep in bed

A certain person to come and join us too.

Not much to ask for so if anyone could see their way to sorting it out that'd be top banana

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Now my bloatedness has gone down I think I will just snuggle in bed with the cats and might put the television on go see if anything is worth watching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

My house magically instantly clean and tidy.

A good, all over, deep tissue massage.

Good sex.

An extra couple of weeks, preferably three, in this month.

Better pain killers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lip tingling, body twitching kiss.. Roaming hands, entwined legs, bodies moving, heart pumping, hot breathing, chemistry so hot the atmosphere overwhelms the senses. Then they can leave as I hate sharing my bed!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

an electric blanket or hot water bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"an electric blanket or hot water bottle

Spooning any good?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"an electric blanket or hot water bottle

Spooning any good?

you offering?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"an electric blanket or hot water bottle

Spooning any good?

you offering? "

You being little spoon?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"an electric blanket or hot water bottle

Spooning any good?

you offering?

You being little spoon? "

deal.. see you in 5/6 hours then? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"an electric blanket or hot water bottle

Spooning any good?

you offering?

You being little spoon?

deal.. see you in 5/6 hours then? lol

Sorted... I'll try not to prod you in the process but not promising anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another 4 hrs sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another 4 hrs sleep"

Well you don't need any beuty sleep so just crack on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another 4 hrs sleep

Well you don't need any beuty sleep so just crack on

You may need spec savers but cheers anyhow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just two days off together

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

To be lying next to my snoozing husband on a warm secluded beach

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

Right now, I'd like everyone to know I don't squirt. I don't gush. No it's not because I don't like it. I just don't. No you cannot try to make me. No you are not that fucking special!

Sorry.

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

A personal one that I won't mention, an hour long full-body aromatherapy massage, 1/2 hour head & shoulder massage, a cup of builder's tea and hot steamy sex followed by cuddles and having my hair stroked until I fall asleep.

- Amy. x

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

"Right now, I'd like everyone to know I don't squirt. I don't gush. No it's not because I don't like it. I just don't. No you cannot try to make me. No you are not that fucking special!

Sorry.

Don't you know? Apparently you "just haven't met the right person yet".

No matter what I say, I get messages from men who are bloody obsessed with it, no matter how much I say I don't do it/don't want to do it.

I just block them as soon as it's mentioned now.

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like....it to be a bank holiday.

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By *4nc3rCouple
over a year ago

Clacton-On-Sea, Essex

A few days off work to rest would be good, seeing as ive had no time off since september except 1 day each for the childrens birthdays. Failing that as it appears to be an impossible request,

I will go with a shopping spree in the MAC store

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice, long satisfying blow ob, followed by a face full of pussy and topped off with a good hard fuck.

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