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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

So I was walking through town this afternoon and a chap asks me the time. "No idea" I replied, "My watch needs a new battery and ma phone is at home on charge".

"Oh, it's about half past 3" he said quite confidently

What has stopped you in your tracks recently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I was walking through town this afternoon and a chap asks me the time. "No idea" I replied, "My watch needs a new battery and ma phone is at home on charge".

"Oh, it's about half past 3" he said quite confidently

What has stopped you in your tracks recently "
Watching derby play Forest this afternoon on sky the second Half was dismal.. Unfortuneately.

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Watching Derby play F****t this afternoon on sky the second Half was dismal.. Unfortuneately. "

No swearing on my thread please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Watching Derby play F****t this afternoon on sky the second Half was dismal.. Unfortuneately.

No swearing on my thread please "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two weeks ago the phone rang.

Me: hello

Them: sorry I've got the wrong number.

Me: (jokily) how do you know!

Them: I dialed it in wrong to begin with.

Me: why did you ring it then!

Them: I wasn't sure about the number but the guy I wanted never opens with... Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two weeks ago the phone rang.

Me: hello

Them: sorry I've got the wrong number.

Me: (jokily) how do you know!

Them: I dialed it in wrong to begin with.

Me: why did you ring it then!

Them: I wasn't sure about the number but the guy I wanted never opens with... Hello "
Spooky Indeed there,s Some proper weido,s out doors..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Down at my 24hr garage a bit back through the slidey hatch window thingy

Me....25g of amber leaf pls.

Assistant....we're closed for an hour for a stocktake.

Me....I thought you were open 24hr?

Assistant....we are

Me....but your closed now for an hour, making you 23hours no?

Assistant....nope, we're open 24 hours a day, seven days a week

Me....eh!?

Etc etc etc....

This went on for a good couple of mins....guy couldn't get his head round the fact closing meant they were no longer 24hr.....

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

So yesterday I saw a Police target bike (they spray them fluorescent) having its back wheel stamped on by a lunatic who had clearly got anything better to do

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

*clearly not

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

Many years ago when I was a student, I bought a sturdy lock for my bike, only to find the next day that the lock had been stolen, but the nice bike was still there...

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