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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I thought as more and more join the forum lets all introduce each other and say hi.

Hi I am shagtonight, a swedish guy from the land of snow and vikings, that likes going to the gym everyday and got lots of free time on my hands, likes to study Spanish and watch big brother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I'm a 60 yrs old man pretending to be a couple xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my name is john connor and I was sent here from the future last week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, I'm christos and I'm an alcoh.........oops, wrong room!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi,

I'm HaremScarem. An Essex girl now living ooooop North. I love savaloys from chip shops (but you cant get them up here) and pie, mash and liquor (cant get that up here either) and I HATE jellied eels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Mr Naughty, the lesser half of the naughty twosome, I'm an international man of mystery and if I win I'd like to travel and work with children. I also wish for world peace and an end to suffering.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I'm Mark and I'm an arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Spartacus and so is my hedgehog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi we are aliens come to your planet to study humans.

Will be honest it's not going well, not that impressed with your puny race.

For example, joey Essex, what the hell is that all about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello I'm me. Care to find out more? Xx

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'm Steve.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im Kate im pretty damn amazing.: have purdy eyes! Dominant nymphomaniac who gets to spend lots of time with sexy rugby players and my camera

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my name is john connor and I was sent here from the future last week"

Thought you were from a bleque futuristic empty wasteland?....oh......hang on.....how's cumbernauld? Not been in a while...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Tony.

A constantly horny Essex man in his early forties who is into American Muscle Cars and Playing the guitar.

Recently started my own business and also regularly help out a mate with his mobile disco.

Looking for fun with Females and also MF & FF Couples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, I'm BoldGirl.

I'm actually not bold at all, very saint like!

And.....I have a massive arse!

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By *oxerjoshleeMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Hi I'm Josh, Many years ago I lived in Japan: a pet of my master Yoshi, mimicking his movements from my cage and learning the mysterious art of Jinjitsu, for Yoshi was one of Japan's finest shadow warriors. His only rival was a man named Oroko Saki, and they competed in all things, but in nothing more fiercely than for the love of a woman, Thang Shin. Shin's love was only for my master and rather than see him fight Saki for her hand, she persuaded Yoshi to flee with me to America. But Saki vowed vengeance. I remember it well, as my master returned home to find his beloved Shin lying on the floor, and then he saw her killer. Saki wasted no words, and during the struggle, my cage was broken. I leapt to Saki's face, biting and clawing, but he threw me to the floor and took one swipe with his Katana, slicing my ear. Then he was gone, and I was alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi, I'm BoldGirl.

I'm actually not bold at all, very saint like!

And.....I have a massive arse! "
but oh so lovely to look at

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Hi , I'm Steve and I am bald , but my arse isn't massive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi I'm Josh, Many years ago I lived in Japan: a pet of my master Yoshi, mimicking his movements from my cage and learning the mysterious art of Jinjitsu, for Yoshi was one of Japan's finest shadow warriors. His only rival was a man named Oroko Saki, and they competed in all things, but in nothing more fiercely than for the love of a woman, Thang Shin. Shin's love was only for my master and rather than see him fight Saki for her hand, she persuaded Yoshi to flee with me to America. But Saki vowed vengeance. I remember it well, as my master returned home to find his beloved Shin lying on the floor, and then he saw her killer. Saki wasted no words, and during the struggle, my cage was broken. I leapt to Saki's face, biting and clawing, but he threw me to the floor and took one swipe with his Katana, slicing my ear. Then he was gone, and I was alone. "

Yoshi's first name is Hamato, right?

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By *ropicalmanMan
over a year ago

Rochester

Hi am Paul

I bring some colour to this forum lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I am but a figment of your imagination, here only to stealth perve the profiles of unsuspecting unicorns

Oh, and post inane drivel on here

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By *oxerjoshleeMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Hi I'm Josh, Many years ago I lived in Japan: a pet of my master Yoshi, mimicking his movements from my cage and learning the mysterious art of Jinjitsu, for Yoshi was one of Japan's finest shadow warriors. His only rival was a man named Oroko Saki, and they competed in all things, but in nothing more fiercely than for the love of a woman, Thang Shin. Shin's love was only for my master and rather than see him fight Saki for her hand, she persuaded Yoshi to flee with me to America. But Saki vowed vengeance. I remember it well, as my master returned home to find his beloved Shin lying on the floor, and then he saw her killer. Saki wasted no words, and during the struggle, my cage was broken. I leapt to Saki's face, biting and clawing, but he threw me to the floor and took one swipe with his Katana, slicing my ear. Then he was gone, and I was alone.

Yoshi's first name is Hamato, right?"

Haha it is indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Kimberly, first n full most im a very proud mum, like to experiment with hair and make up, love taking photographs, certainly creative.. love to sing and dance. Family and friends are very important to me. Love my work also and generally have a lust for life.

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

Hi we are a couple pretending to be a single man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi we are Spartacus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am Vinz, Vinz Clortho, Keymaster of Gozer. Volguus Zildrohar, Lord of the Sebouillia. Are you the Gatekeeper?

Or BruceLee martial arts legend and bampot!

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Hi, I am Winks. I fell in here ages ago and cant seem to find my way out.

I keep asking ladies for directions, but they keep making me go down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I am a golden retriever pretending to be a grown up and failing miserably lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, we're Hex & Hids. We live in Cheshire but Hex is from South West & I'm from Scotland.

We have 4 kids, 3 being teenagers! Hex goes to college to get the little bit of paper that says he can do the job he's already been doing for years and I'm a stay at home mum/full time carer to our youngest.

I have a rather large ass too

Hids

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

Hey, i'm T.

Taking a break from sex for the minute! But not from anything else in life.

Love socialising, being creative, music & singing.

Always happy to chat, and constantly lurking the forums, if not contributing!

T x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I'm queenoftease a man posing as a bi female

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Larry, huh

And I like a woman that loves everything and everybody

And you know what ladies, if you feel that this is you

Then this is what I want you to do...float ...float on .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi we are a couple pretending to be a single man "

Brilliant!


"Hi we are Spartacus "

Love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Hi I'm queenoftease a man posing as a bi female "

Call the fire brigade, someones pants are on fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Ejay. I have blue eyes, freckles and tattoos.

I'm a naughty fucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm Ejay. I have blue eyes, freckles and tattoos.

I'm a naughty fucker "

any chance your ginger?

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

Hi, I'm Verity, the boobs of this profile. I'm a huge geek and love books, scifi, cosplaying and board games.

Mr is never on the forum, always just me

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I'm Ejay. I have blue eyes, freckles and tattoos.

I'm a naughty fucker "
oh, thought you had run of in to the sunset

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm Ejay. I have blue eyes, freckles and tattoos.

I'm a naughty fucker

any chance your ginger? "

Nope

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

We are Brian and Stan... Cross dressers from Bognor with a preference for green frocks n matching hats

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Hi, I'm cheeky by name and cheeky by nature...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm 2wheels

I'm far less grumpy in real life than some forumites expect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I'm jools

I love kisses and cuddles and don't like tripe or butter beans

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By *r mrs pCouple
over a year ago

taunton

We just lurk lol.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I'm 2wheels

I'm far less grumpy in real life than some forumites expect"

Hummmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hiya, im s_angel and im welsh and proud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm Ejay. I have blue eyes, freckles and tattoos.

I'm a naughty fucker "

Aren't you just

BoldGirl + NayghtyGuy = Lethal...

Just sayin'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Andy from Yorkshire, I like whippets, flat caps and lazy stereotyping ;-p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening you lovely lot

I'm a blonde, blue eyes little minx and J is a gorgeous gentleman who knows how to treat and restrain a women in all the right ways xx

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I'm HotBot..

Scatty, mum to one, hooker (crochet you naughty lot), matt smith lover, ever so slightly bonkers and can talk for England (unless I'm hungover)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I'm scrummy

I live in the Chocolate Factory and am honest as the day is long,

Well only for 23 hours then I tell everyone I have the body of a Adonis a 9 inch cock and can fuck for hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi there, I'm a freelance journalist. Using my many single girl profiles i fool men every Friday into giving me their face pictures, with a little more digging using Tineye and Facebook etc i can usually come up with some kind of back story, well enough to sell on to channel 4 tv producers mostly. I'm not proud, but it's a living.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi we are Spartacus "
I,m kirk douglas..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm Andy from Yorkshire, I like whippets, flat caps and lazy stereotyping ;-p"
you forgot to Mention ferrets and flat caps..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello I'm me. Care to find out more? Xx"
hi I'm me also and yes pleaseeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing to see here

As you were

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not Welsh. I think I may be lost. Can someone come rescue me? There's all these sheep and everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I'm Vicky and secretly love the forums

Nice to meet you all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridus,commander of the Armies of the North,General of the Felix Legions and the loyal servant of TRUE Emperor Marcus Aurelius .Father to murdered son ,husband to a murdered wife .And I will have my vengeance in this life or the next

Or I could be a plumber from shrewsbury

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridus,commander of the Armies of the North,General of the Felix Legions and the loyal servant of TRUE Emperor Marcus Aurelius .Father to murdered son ,husband to a murdered wife .And I will have my vengeance in this life or the next

Or I could be a plumber from shrewsbury "
You,ll always have a place In history.. even if its In yellow pages..

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I'm Lou. I am a fan of sarcasm, words, music, cats and sci-fi and fantasy novels. I wear glasses most of the time and have freckles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm James, I never forget Mother's day, I'm a nitwit. I made you look.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The University of Sydney (commonly referred to as Sydney University, Sydney Uni, USyd, or Sydney) is an Australian public university in Sydney. Founded in 1850, it is Australia's first university and is regarded as one of its most prestigious, ranked as the world's 27th most reputable university. In 2013, it was ranked 37th and in the top 0.3% in the QS World University Rankings. Seven Nobel or Crafoord laureates have been affiliated with the university as graduates and faculty. Its campus is ranked in the top 10 of the world's most beautiful universities by the British Daily Telegraph and The Huffington Post, spreading across the inner-city suburbs of Camperdown and Darlington.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"My name is Larry, huh

And I like a woman that loves everything and everybody

And you know what ladies, if you feel that this is you

Then this is what I want you to do...float ...float on . "

Would that be a milk float by any chance

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

My names karen and I have a fetish for sheep I love cats and meerkats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are...I mean I am....

Ah forget it. If you wanna know, just ask

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham


"My names karen and I have a fetish for sheep I love cats and meerkats"

Ewwwe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm now crustypantscuntwaffle

and I change my name every few years, just like my underwear

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Hi I am Sandy, I am a forum lurker who enjoys looking at men's hairy bodies and firm thighs, I am also a fat arsed bird with a good sense of humour and accommodating thighs

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"We are...I mean I am....

Ah forget it. If you wanna know, just ask "

Who are you? Who who who who, I really wanna know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I'm InfiniteOppenhiemers and I'm rather full up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We are...I mean I am....

Ah forget it. If you wanna know, just ask

Who are you? Who who who who, I really wanna know "

Now I have that song in my head!

Hids

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Hiya, I'm Caz, Daz or Taz depending which personality takes control...faithful slave to two puss cats, slightly mad and sporting bright pink hair at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i am Spartacus..literally..well I think I am anyway..? some old lady fairground fortune teller in blackpool told I am for the the sum of £30..so it must be true..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hiya, I'm Caz, Daz or Taz depending which personality takes control...faithful slave to two puss cats, slightly mad and sporting bright pink hair at the moment "

And lovely pussy's they are too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello, I'm Mr PB, come join me on the sofa, i have cider!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello, I'm Mr PB, come join me on the sofa, i have cider!"

Oooh, you caught me having a mouthful of pear Koppaberg xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hiya iam bumpyhumpy

No very witty but quiet pretty with a nice arse so I've been told

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello, I'm Mr PB, come join me on the sofa, i have cider!

Oooh, you caught me having a mouthful of pear Koppaberg xx"

Ooh, never tried that one, gis a taste?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello, I'm Mr PB, come join me on the sofa, i have cider!

Oooh, you caught me having a mouthful of pear Koppaberg xx

Ooh, never tried that one, gis a taste?"

It's delish, I'll bring a bottle round with 2 straws. Coming ready or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name is ???? I like German shepherd dogs and cake....

I don't like clowns. Or cats.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"Hello I'm me. Care to find out more? Xx"

Yes, I'd love that find out more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi I am Sandy, I am a forum lurker who enjoys looking at men's hairy bodies and firm thighs, I am also a fat arsed bird with a good sense of humour and accommodating thighs "

But your profile says you cannot accommodate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my name is john connor and I was sent here from the future last week"

Im hismoth Sarah Conner, trying to keep the liddle shit alive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello, I'm Mr PB, come join me on the sofa, i have cider!

Oooh, you caught me having a mouthful of pear Koppaberg xx

Ooh, never tried that one, gis a taste?

It's delish, I'll bring a bottle round with 2 straws. Coming ready or not "

Oh aye, coming are you?!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also have a typo!!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Hiya iam bumpyhumpy

No very witty but quiet pretty with a nice arse so I've been told"

Welcome, fellow Cumbrian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm petite, my friends think I'm a Borrower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello, I'm Mr PB, come join me on the sofa, i have cider!

Oooh, you caught me having a mouthful of pear Koppaberg xx

Ooh, never tried that one, gis a taste?

It's delish, I'll bring a bottle round with 2 straws. Coming ready or not

Oh aye, coming are you?!?! "

If you will permit me to I am bringing the cider remember

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE


"I'm petite, my friends think I'm a Borrower "

Well...I have some thing I want to lend you

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By *t3_jalapenoMan
over a year ago

darlo

Hi im st3 and i hate jalapenos

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"I'm petite, my friends think I'm a Borrower "

So your the one nicking all my stuff. grrrr

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Just me in my own little corner of sunny Herts. A contributor to the infamous forums .... Lurking and perving

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By *uggarbunnyWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Hi I'm sugarbunny and I make wedding cakes. Anyone want one?

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham


"Hi I'm sugarbunny and I make wedding cakes. Anyone want one? "

Yes please , do I get cake for afters ?

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By *uggarbunnyWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Hi I'm sugarbunny and I make wedding cakes. Anyone want one?

Yes please , do I get cake for afters ?"

You want a wedding cake ?

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

Hi, I'm unleashed, I'm here to seduce, charm and excite the women on fab

Well that was the original plan anyhow. LOL

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham


"Hi I'm sugarbunny and I make wedding cakes. Anyone want one?

Yes please , do I get cake for afters ?

You want a wedding cake ?"

Just cake will suffice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm petite, my friends think I'm a Borrower

So your the one nicking all my stuff. grrrr"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello, I'm Mr PB, come join me on the sofa, i have cider!

Oooh, you caught me having a mouthful of pear Koppaberg xx

Ooh, never tried that one, gis a taste?

It's delish, I'll bring a bottle round with 2 straws. Coming ready or not

Oh aye, coming are you?!?!

If you will permit me to I am bringing the cider remember "

Sure, I'm always up for new things!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm OlBlueEyes

I'm from Yorkshire

I like breathing

I like smells

I don't like football

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Hi I am Sandy, I am a forum lurker who enjoys looking at men's hairy bodies and firm thighs, I am also a fat arsed bird with a good sense of humour and accommodating thighs

But your profile says you cannot accommodate "

That's my home not my thighs

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By *uggarbunnyWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Hi I'm sugarbunny and I make wedding cakes. Anyone want one?

Yes please , do I get cake for afters ?

You want a wedding cake ?

Just cake will suffice "

Just cake is do able what flavour?

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham


"Hi I'm sugarbunny and I make wedding cakes. Anyone want one?

Yes please , do I get cake for afters ?

You want a wedding cake ?

Just cake will suffice

Just cake is do able what flavour? "

Victoria sponge with jam and lots of cream please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My name on here came from The Cat in the Hat by Dr Suess!

Thing One and Thing Two are some things which like to have fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My name is Larry, huh

And I like a woman that loves everything and everybody

And you know what ladies, if you feel that this is you

Then this is what I want you to do...float ...float on .

Would that be a milk float by any chance "

my crates are rattling ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 18/01/15 05:35:04]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stephen, enjoy reading forum when I cant get to sleeep

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By *jandjbCouple
over a year ago

Nr Manchester


"I'm Ejay. I have blue eyes, freckles and tattoos.

I'm a naughty fucker "

So, you're the one they're all talking about!

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

I'm Mrs smoothie

Predictively and geographically challenged but a naked sensation

I always wake up too early

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

I'm _ngel n ted, and so's my wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!"

This answer wins the internet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I'm completly insane

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm currently on the run from the fashion police.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I prefer to remain aloof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so confused,I don't know who I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prefer to remain aloof "

rhymes with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm currently on the run from the fashion police. "

in slow motion

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"I prefer to remain aloof

rhymes with "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im chloe like to rant married to george whos so mean he wont give anybody one

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

I'm jo, half german in Lincoln, I'm 31 a week on Tuesday lol.

Nice to meet you all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hello I'm CL,

blond hair & blue eyed sensitive soul with an eye for a hottie & a love for life who deep down is probably more surfy chic than she is classy one.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hello I'm CL,

blond hair & blue eyed sensitive soul with an eye for a hottie & a love for life who deep down is probably more surfy chic than she is classy one..... "

classy..what a laugh..ya filthy animal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi guys I'm Paula (well not really but ho hum! )

I like great sex, fun and friendship - so fab works perfectly for me!

Often found on the forums - and at clubs and parties!! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello guys, I'm Trav...

That's it, really

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like ravaging men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello I'm Matt, I would like to say I'm normal.

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Hi guys I'm Paula (well not really but ho hum! )"

not really Jo but hay ho lol

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Well, I am Foxy and can be a sarcastic bitch at times and a pussy cat at others, I just don't like anyone to know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cinnamon and ginger unless you like your cakes and biscuits normally the spices that end up right at the back of the cupboard until their expiry date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hello I'm CL,

blond hair & blue eyed sensitive soul with an eye for a hottie & a love for life who deep down is probably more surfy chic than she is classy one.....

classy..what a laugh..ya filthy animal "

shhhhh Padster don't tell everyone!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought as more and more join the forum lets all introduce each other and say hi.

Hi I am shagtonight, a swedish guy from the land of snow and vikings, that likes going to the gym everyday and got lots of free time on my hands, likes to study Spanish and watch big brother "

You forgot to mention your six pack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are liddy28, she is tall and very nice to talk to, I'm a giant cunt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 18/01/15 18:54:49]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi I'm Jackie I peruse the forums now and then, but rarely post! Will try to be more interactive in future!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thought as more and more join the forum lets all introduce each other and say hi.

Hi I am shagtonight, a swedish guy from the land of snow and vikings, that likes going to the gym everyday and got lots of free time on my hands, likes to study Spanish and watch big brother

You forgot to mention your six pack"
YEs I did there as well. I got a 6pack like van dam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi guys I'm Paula (well not really but ho hum! )

I like great sex, fun and friendship - so fab works perfectly for me!

Often found on the forums - and at clubs and parties!! Xx "

Dat ass tho!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack 21, attempting to be more involved forum wise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm aran .in north London .been here 8 weeks .love an older woman .love the forums :0)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm aran .in north London .been here 8 weeks .love an older woman .love the forums :0)"
oh and its my birthday in a few days ;0)

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By *lassyandadventurousMan
over a year ago

England and Wales

Im mark from buckingham

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I am the one and only. There's nobody I'd rather be. You can't take that away from me.

I like to stalk hot men, I collect Sharpie markers and one of my toes is shorter than it should be.

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By *ex m8teMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Hi I'm Jack from Dublin I enjoy action movies and the company of a good woman ( or a bad one if she's into it ). Kinda new here so hi to all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am the one and only. There's nobody I'd rather be. You can't take that away from me.

I like to stalk hot men, I collect Sharpie markers and one of my toes is shorter than it should be."

Is there a minimum length for toes?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I am the one and only. There's nobody I'd rather be. You can't take that away from me.

I like to stalk hot men, I collect Sharpie markers and one of my toes is shorter than it should be.

Is there a minimum length for toes? "

There is a trend, usually, in how long each toe is, relative to the other toes. And corresponding toe length on each foot of an individual person is usually similar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am the one and only. There's nobody I'd rather be. You can't take that away from me.

I like to stalk hot men, I collect Sharpie markers and one of my toes is shorter than it should be.

Is there a minimum length for toes?

There is a trend, usually, in how long each toe is, relative to the other toes. And corresponding toe length on each foot of an individual person is usually similar. "

Oh crap. I'm weird then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My name is Larry, huh

And I like a woman that loves everything and everybody

And you know what ladies, if you feel that this is you

Then this is what I want you to do...float ...float on .

Would that be a milk float by any chance

my crates are rattling ? "
Are you Ernie

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I am the one and only. There's nobody I'd rather be. You can't take that away from me.

I like to stalk hot men, I collect Sharpie markers and one of my toes is shorter than it should be.

Is there a minimum length for toes?

There is a trend, usually, in how long each toe is, relative to the other toes. And corresponding toe length on each foot of an individual person is usually similar.

Oh crap. I'm weird then. "

You realise you now need to post a photo of your toes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm iona, I'm from the land of combine harvesters. I discovered the other day that I can make the word plllaaaassttiicc last for 5 minutes. My special skill is my hands are double jointed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi we're twoplusonetwoplustwo....phew the couple with the mouthful of a name (but the mrs loves a good mouthful ) and we lurk in the background of the forums waiting to pounce

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Hi I'm 'Little Pocket Perve' (LPP)

Perve by name... Pervy by nature...

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Bonsoir,

I am Max, French Caribbean living in the Land of the Scots. I only perve after dark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi I'm 'Little Pocket Perve' (LPP)

Perve by name... Pervy by nature... "

pervily tasty pics!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bonsoir,

I am Max, French Caribbean living in the Land of the Scots. I only perve after dark

"

I'm scots caribbean and currently learning french..but I wanna taste the french side before i jump right in and learn the whole cunnilingo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lively hetero.

Love mashed potatoes.

Flaky and kind.

Oh and I'm a bit exhausted.

Running own business is slowly killing me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and I'm Irish but left Ireland a loooong time ago.

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Bonsoir,

I am Max, French Caribbean living in the Land of the Scots. I only perve after dark

I'm scots caribbean and currently learning french..but I wanna taste the french side before i jump right in and learn the whole cunnilingo"

I think you should jump right in... Are you worried to get wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bonsoir,

I am Max, French Caribbean living in the Land of the Scots. I only perve after dark

I'm scots caribbean and currently learning french..but I wanna taste the french side before i jump right in and learn the whole cunnilingo

I think you should jump right in... Are you worried to get wet "

I breathe through my buttcheeks

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Hi I'm 'Little Pocket Perve' (LPP)

Perve by name... Pervy by nature...

pervily tasty pics!"

Thankyou...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am Gill and I am with him

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By *jandjbCouple
over a year ago

Nr Manchester

Hi. I'm JB and he's DJ.

I'm bi, he's straight.

I'm short, he's tall.

I'm dark, he's fair.

I'm without, he's with (a cock).

I'm with him, but sometimes I'm on my own! Tee Hee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi, I'm christos and I'm an alcoh.........oops, wrong room! "

If you ever find yourself over the water .do let me know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im missspankable ,

I love to be tied up and spanked .I love rock music and only recently started my obsession with tattoos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am Mr Marmite, a lurker I can be,

I pop in to the forums, as everyone can see.

I tie a rope around my ass, and hope you will agree,

it is just there for show, please don't bend me across your knee.

I polarise opinion, it's either love or hate,

you'll invite me to your bedroom, or leave me at your gate.

I try to spread some wisdom, support, and be a mate,

but don't tell me a joke, I'll get it just too late.

I'm just not with the "in crowd", I cannot make it in,

It doesn't really matter, I have my glass of gin,

I'll try not to annoy you, I'll try and make you grin,

I know forums are fickle, sometimes you cannot win.

So forgive me for my ramble, and my truly shocking rhyme,

I coulld have tried much better, but I do not have the time.

So if I haven't scared you, drop by and give a peek,

hopefully we could be friends, not yet, but in a week!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Bonsoir,

I am Max, French Caribbean living in the Land of the Scots. I only perve after dark

I'm scots caribbean and currently learning french..but I wanna taste the french side before i jump right in and learn the whole cunnilingo

I think you should jump right in... Are you worried to get wet

I breathe through my buttcheeks "

That's called farting Padster

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By *traight forwardMan
over a year ago

doncaster

[Removed by poster at 18/01/15 22:50:59]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello. We are batman

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By *traight forwardMan
over a year ago

doncaster

Hi im your stalker. Im watching you now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi im your stalker. Im watching you now "

Ooooh that's actually scary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi im your stalker. Im watching you now "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi im your stalker. Im watching you now "

Yikes

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Hello my name is honeypot

Ive been here for over 6 years and I just potter around the site doing my own thing inbetween work and hot sensual debauched kinky nights out with gorgeous men that I come across along the way

I also love revels now they've taken the manky nut ones out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Ben,

I challenge the Status Quo and I like a laugh besides hot steamy sex and lots of foreplay, heavy kissing, emphatic fucking and a good licking..You should also know that I eat people...

Yes Hi!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello I'm Jack and the missus is Kate. We're a pair of boring old farts who don't meet any more, mainly because I'm too old and past it

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