FabSwingers.com forum: Who is splattered

By *asmanian Tiger OP Man
over a year ago

lala land

Hands up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hands up

You mean like a Jackson Pollock?

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By *asmanian Tiger OP Man
over a year ago

lala land

What ever you like mate i am having a brilliant night with my best friend

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Do you mean pissed?

Or 'face like a plasterers radio' ?

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By *asmanian Tiger OP Man
over a year ago

lala land

Haha I mean merry happy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you mean pissed?

Or 'face like a plasterers radio' ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's on the tequila....

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By *asmanian Tiger OP Man
over a year ago

lala land

Yep how did you guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep how did you guess

On your status ya splattered eejit.

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By *asmanian Tiger OP Man
over a year ago

lala land

Haha oops

by the looks of things i am the only boring person who is enjoying him self

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm debating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But then I get lairy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha oops

by the looks of things i am the only boring person who is enjoying him self

Oi...shh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm thinking wine.

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By *asmanian Tiger OP Man
over a year ago

lala land

"I'm debating

Go on I dare you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha oops

by the looks of things i am the only boring person who is enjoying him self

You call that fun yer lightweight? I'm quaffing wine and bouncing around my room on a spacehopper in my Mankini....Now that's fun!!

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By *asmanian Tiger OP Man
over a year ago

lala land

"I'm thinking wine. "

Go for tequila

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By *asmanian Tiger OP Man
over a year ago

lala land

"Haha oops

by the looks of things i am the only boring person who is enjoying him self

You call that fun yer lightweight? I'm quaffing wine and bouncing around my room on a spacehopper in my Mankini....Now that's fun!!"

I like that show us your mankini please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm debating

Go on I dare you

I always get myself in trouble, when I get lairy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm thinking wine. "
m

Why not it's Friday!

It's something similar to tequila that used to have a larvae in the bottle? Reminded me of a d*unken night last year trying Polish vodka that had a blade of bison grass in it!

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By *asmanian Tiger OP Man
over a year ago

lala land

"I'm debating

Go on I dare you

I always get myself in trouble, when I get lairy

I've got your back go on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha oops

by the looks of things i am the only boring person who is enjoying him self

You call that fun yer lightweight? I'm quaffing wine and bouncing around my room on a spacehopper in my Mankini....Now that's fun!!

I like that show us your mankini please

Ok I shall display for a few mins on public...Just for proof you understand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are on the tipsy train.

Enjoy your night

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By *asmanian Tiger OP Man
over a year ago

lala land

"I'm thinking wine. m

Why not it's Friday!

It's something similar to tequila that used to have a larvae in the bottle? Reminded me of a d*unken night last year trying Polish vodka that had a blade of bison grass in it! "

Lol I have a bottle of that stuff it's good mmmmmm

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By *asmanian Tiger OP Man
over a year ago

lala land

"We are on the tipsy train.

Enjoy your night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My double vodka and is having the desired effect, I may have another soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha oops

by the looks of things i am the only boring person who is enjoying him self

You call that fun yer lightweight? I'm quaffing wine and bouncing around my room on a spacehopper in my Mankini....Now that's fun!!

I like that show us your mankini please

Ok I shall display for a few mins on public...Just for proof you understand."

Very fetching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK.I'm away to the fridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm thinking wine.

Go for tequila

Can't stomach tequila.

Not since the age of 17.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK.I'm away to the fridge

The Focker Fridge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a bottle of prosecco and chamboard.. Just need a sexy man to give a fizzy blowjob too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on the Prosecco

mmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" on the Prosecco

mmm"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha oops

by the looks of things i am the only boring person who is enjoying him self

You call that fun yer lightweight? I'm quaffing wine and bouncing around my room on a spacehopper in my Mankini....Now that's fun!!

I like that show us your mankini please

Ok I shall display for a few mins on public...Just for proof you understand.

Very fetching

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By *asmanian Tiger OP Man
over a year ago

lala land

"OK.I'm away to the fridge

The Focker Fridge.

haha fancy a kiss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK.I'm away to the fridge

The Focker Fridge.

haha fancy a kiss

By the fridge?

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By *asmanian Tiger OP Man
over a year ago

lala land

Mmmm Yeh me pushing you against the fridge and kissing you yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" on the Prosecco

mmm

"
Martini Prosecco yummy love to share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" on the Prosecco

mmm

Martini Prosecco yummy love to share

Everyone is welcome theres a lot of mouth fulls in this bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmmm Yeh me pushing you against the fridge and kissing you yes please

Behave. Take it outside bitch.

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By *oveSlutForUseCouple
over a year ago

Brighton

"What ever you like mate i am having a brilliant night with my best friend

Can't be that brilliant if you are on this site.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I'm just wondering where he's licking the salt from if Tequila is in the offing...

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By *asmanian Tiger OP Man
over a year ago

lala land

Haha you rememberd haha stop using my favourite word bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What ever you like mate i am having a brilliant night with my best friend

Can't be that brilliant if you are on this site."

Ah now. No need for bitchy comments.

Take it outside also.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha you rememberd haha stop using my favourite word bitch

Biatchhh!

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By *asmanian Tiger OP Man
over a year ago

lala land

"I'm just wondering where he's licking the salt from if Tequila is in the offing..."

You will find out when you meet me

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By *asmanian Tiger OP Man
over a year ago

lala land

"Haha you rememberd haha stop using my favourite word bitch

Biatchhh!"

I love that word go on say it again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just wondering where he's licking the salt from if Tequila is in the offing...

You will find out when you meet me

Mmm that sounds very kinky! I know where the best salt comes from.. Grabs bottle of Don Julio and limes.. Ohhh taz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha you rememberd haha stop using my favourite word bitch

Biatchhh!

I love that word go on say it again

Bitch bitch bitch....yee haw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1st wine for a week

and it's gone straight to my head.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not...but someone's face will be tomorrow.

If she has any sense she'll have waterproof mascara on with one mega fuck of a facial she's getting

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By *asmanian Tiger OP Man
over a year ago

lala land

"I'm not...but someone's face will be tomorrow.

If she has any sense she'll have waterproof mascara on with one mega fuck of a facial she's getting

That sound great what are you going to do chuck a bottle of tequila in her face ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not...but someone's face will be tomorrow.

If she has any sense she'll have waterproof mascara on with one mega fuck of a facial she's getting

Lovely.

Merci.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not...but someone's face will be tomorrow.

If she has any sense she'll have waterproof mascara on with one mega fuck of a facial she's getting

Lovely.

Merci. "

It's not you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK.I'm away to the fridge

The Focker Fridge.

haha fancy a kiss

By the fridge?

Are you offering?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not...but someone's face will be tomorrow.

If she has any sense she'll have waterproof mascara on with one mega fuck of a facial she's getting

Lovely.

Merci.

It's not you

No shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not...but someone's face will be tomorrow.

If she has any sense she'll have waterproof mascara on with one mega fuck of a facial she's getting

Ben!!

dirty focker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK.I'm away to the fridge

The Focker Fridge.

haha fancy a kiss

By the fridge?

Are you offering?

I'm game.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not...but someone's face will be tomorrow.

If she has any sense she'll have waterproof mascara on with one mega fuck of a facial she's getting

Ben!!

dirty focker!"

I know, what is he like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK.I'm away to the fridge

The Focker Fridge.

haha fancy a kiss

By the fridge?

Are you offering?

I'm game."

Ohhhh I'll start with your neck, is it OK if I wrap your hair around my fist, and pull you very close

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not...but someone's face will be tomorrow.

If she has any sense she'll have waterproof mascara on with one mega fuck of a facial she's getting

Ben!!

dirty focker!

I know, what is he like

He's a bit of a twat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK.I'm away to the fridge

The Focker Fridge.

haha fancy a kiss

By the fridge?

Are you offering?

I'm game.

Ohhhh I'll start with your neck, is it OK if I wrap your hair around my fist, and pull you very close

That sounds like a plan.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm saving my tequila drinking for cocktails tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK.I'm away to the fridge

The Focker Fridge.

haha fancy a kiss

By the fridge?

Are you offering?

I'm game.

Ohhhh I'll start with your neck, is it OK if I wrap your hair around my fist, and pull you very close

That sounds like a plan. "

Er I should say!

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

I found that mulled wine still rocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK.I'm away to the fridge

The Focker Fridge.

haha fancy a kiss

By the fridge?

Are you offering?

I'm game.

Ohhhh I'll start with your neck, is it OK if I wrap your hair around my fist, and pull you very close

That sounds like a plan.

Er I should say!

I'll need refreshments.

Leave me by the fridge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I found that mulled wine still rocks

Ooh no.

Bleeding 'eck.

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"I found that mulled wine still rocks

Ooh no.

Bleeding 'eck."

It's freezing outside, you can save your pinot for spring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK.I'm away to the fridge

The Focker Fridge.

haha fancy a kiss

By the fridge?

Are you offering?

I'm game.

Ohhhh I'll start with your neck, is it OK if I wrap your hair around my fist, and pull you very close

That sounds like a plan.

Er I should say!

I'll need refreshments.

Leave me by the fridge. "

I'll have to, you'll need cooling down!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I found that mulled wine still rocks

Ooh no.

Bleeding 'eck.

It's freezing outside, you can save your pinot for spring

Pinotage. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK.I'm away to the fridge

The Focker Fridge.

haha fancy a kiss

By the fridge?

Are you offering?

I'm game.

Ohhhh I'll start with your neck, is it OK if I wrap your hair around my fist, and pull you very close

That sounds like a plan.

Er I should say!

I'll need refreshments.

Leave me by the fridge.

I'll have to, you'll need cooling down!

Fecking Focker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See I should have stayed away from the fridge, now I'm getting corny, lairy and frisky, not a good combo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK.I'm away to the fridge

The Focker Fridge.

haha fancy a kiss

By the fridge?

Are you offering?

I'm game.

Ohhhh I'll start with your neck, is it OK if I wrap your hair around my fist, and pull you very close

That sounds like a plan.

Er I should say!

I'll need refreshments.

Leave me by the fridge.

I'll have to, you'll need cooling down!

Fecking Focker

Always!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See I should have stayed away from the fridge, now I'm getting corny, lairy and frisky, not a good combo

I'm off to bed.

Yes bed.

To sleep. Alone.

Sob.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I is intoxicated on wine fumes

Her

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