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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

7.50pm, for any guys I generally chat to here, I'm in sexy lingerie including stockings and suspenders, heels, sipping a glass of wine eating canapés.

In reality , it's Friday night I've just got it from running the gauntlet of food shopping amongst the local d*unks who all want to talk to me. Wearing my comfy clothes, complete with cosy socks by the fire. Drinking a cuppa. Oh how reality brings us back to earth with a bang!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

This is what makes me giggle when I see the ads for sex chat lines. All women in sexy clothes etc when we know it's beryl down the road in her dressing gown and slippers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

19.54

watching corrie still in work gear (shirt and black trousers), snuggled under the blanket feeling pretty shit about trivial stuff..

roll on Eastenders, 2nd Corrie and the BB eviction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" 7.50pm, for any guys I generally chat to here, I'm in sexy lingerie including stockings and suspenders, heels, sipping a glass of wine eating canapés.

Am using selective sight and reading skills. I left it at the first paragraph

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

19:57 and dinners just going in the oven, Mrs N studying, 300 Rise of an empire for me

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

19.57

Dressed in a tux, clean shaven, doused in aftershave, freshly 'trimmed', waxed and manicured, and about to head to an orgy.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

19.58.

Second thoughts....... Just necked my second jaegerbomb having been to asda for some pulled pork and crashed on the sofa in some trackies with a fuck off huge glass of wine.

Going nowhere!

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

19:59 Just arranged a date for tomorrow night and feeling chuffed as my bi annual hair cut is tomorrow morning.... Timing!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

19.59

Stood in my kitchen, kids in bed waiting for my sugar snap peas to bloody well hurry up and cook!

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"19.58.

Second thoughts....... Just necked my second jaegerbomb having been to asda for some pulled pork and crashed on the sofa in some trackies with a fuck off huge glass of wine.

Going nowhere!

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

20.00 sat on sofa in work clothes and dressing gown feeling low, meant to have gone playing squash but boss been taken into hospital so worried more about them x

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"19:59 Just arranged a date for tomorrow night and feeling chuffed as my bi anal hair cut is tomorrow morning.... Timing!!"

Sounds painful!!!

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"19:59 Just arranged a date for tomorrow night and feeling chuffed as my bi anal hair cut is tomorrow morning.... Timing!!

Sounds painful!!!

You little Bugger!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

20.056. In the bathroom in nightie and dressing gown, food shop done. oh doing dinner

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"19:59 Just arranged a date for tomorrow night and feeling chuffed as my bi anal hair cut is tomorrow morning.... Timing!!

Sounds painful!!!

You little Bugger!!!!!!

I really thought you'd written that , had to read back up the thread .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

20:13

Contemplating falling off the January wagon!

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"19:59 Just arranged a date for tomorrow night and feeling chuffed as my bi anal hair cut is tomorrow morning.... Timing!!

Sounds painful!!!

You little Bugger!!!!!!

I really thought you'd written that , had to read back up the thread .

Me too!!!!! I was feeling slightly sick lol

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"20:13

Contemplating falling off the January wagon!"

Don't do it!!!!!! Be strong

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"20:13

Contemplating falling off the January wagon!

Don't do it!!!!!! Be strong

JAEGER! JAEGER! JAEGER!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I slipped into my tuxedo and produced the slightly sparkling perry... haha.. really i'm sat with a warm mug of vimto and my trackies

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

20:14

In basque, fully fashioned stockings, five inch heels, full make up and ready to leave the house for a gang bang with 15 muscular young fitties.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Oops, nope, make that curled up on the sofa in my super-snuggly fluffy dressing gown under a fleecey blanket with my crochet and the sky plus feeling sorry for myself after an uncomfortable root canal treat today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

23:17 here (3 hours ahead in Iraq) and I'm wrapped up in bed and it's pissing down, the rain on this tin roof is keeping me awake!

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"20:13

Contemplating falling off the January wagon!

Don't do it!!!!!! Be strong

JAEGER! JAEGER! JAEGER!!!!

You are a bad un tonight lol

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"20:13

Contemplating falling off the January wagon!

Don't do it!!!!!! Be strong

JAEGER! JAEGER! JAEGER!!!!

You are a bad un tonight lol "

I'm under the affluence of incahol.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

20:20 Just about to nuke a curry frozen curry I made before Xmas, crack open a bottle of Lilt (dry January), watching assorted crap on TV and posting inane drivel on here. Think I'll need to take it easy tomorrow after such exertions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

20:23

Pondering a compromise - Beer Truffles!?!?

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"20:13

Contemplating falling off the January wagon!

Don't do it!!!!!! Be strong

JAEGER! JAEGER! JAEGER!!!!

You are a bad un tonight lol

I'm under the affluence of incahol.

Fair play to you!!!! I have to drive early tomorrow otherwise I would have joined you

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"20:23

Pondering a compromise - Beer Truffles!?!?"

Go for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

8.24 pm

I'm on sofa under a duvet sipping wine. Just about warmed up after a long long day at work.

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"20:20 Just about to nuke a curry frozen curry I made before Xmas, crack open a bottle of Lilt (dry January), watching assorted crap on TV and posting inane drivel on here. Think I'll need to take it easy tomorrow after such exertions

What kinda curry?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"20:23

Pondering a compromise - Beer Truffles!?!?"

Ooh....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

20: 26pm, omg Sonia sleept with fat boy in eastenders lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

20:25 - watching the snooker & thinking about sex

*contemplates weather to go for the pink or brown

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Vintage curry rocks, Rich!!

There's nothing better than a mature madras!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"20:25 - watching the snooker & thinking about sex

*contemplates weather to go for the pink or brown

Are we talking sheep here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

20 : 29 the second of tonight's Coronation Street.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"20: 26pm, omg Sonia sleept with fat boy in eastenders lol."

I thought she liked Tina? What's going on !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"20: 26pm, omg Sonia sleept with fat boy in eastenders lol."

You crack me up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

20.30 still in work clothes. As per the rest of the year thoroughly dejected for no obvious reason. Resisting the urge to have a drink in order to run tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"20: 26pm, omg Sonia sleept with fat boy in eastenders lol.

You crack me up."
lol thanks, was a fun one x.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"20:25 - watching the snooker & thinking about sex

*contemplates weather to go for the pink or brown

Are we talking sheep here?

I think they stole my gum boots!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

20:35

Yep - Beer truffles are rank!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"20:35

Yep - Beer truffles are rank!!"

Ewwww , go for Ferrero Rocher they're much better!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

What kinda curry?"

Beef Buffad, it's got lots of ingredients, but I make loads and it's one of ma favourites

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

What kinda curry?

Beef Buffad, it's got lots of ingredients, but I make loads and it's one of ma favourites

Heat level?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

20:37 cold and stinking from the horses- running a big bubble bath.....heaven x

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"20:35

Yep - Beer truffles are rank!!"

Still stay strong lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"20:35

Yep - Beer truffles are rank!!"

Be a

and scoff some wine gums

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By *eyondCuriousWoman
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

20.43 sitting on the sofa, covered in a thick blanket, eating prawn crackers, drinking wine and waiting for my phone to bleep...(her)

20.43 folding the washing....(him)

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Heat level? "

Well yeah, it would fall out of the pan otherwise

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

8.47-ish, jeans and T shirt and watching The Lion, the witch and the wardrobe

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Seriously though, it is quite hot the way I make it and has a dry consistency. Try one, there are several recipes on line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

21.05 in my pjs with wet hair watching TV. What a sexy sight!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

21:05 on tram in a pink dress

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"Seriously though, it is quite hot the way I make it and has a dry consistency. Try one, there are several recipes on line

Might do. Need to get through all the food I have cooked and frozen before I start cooking again!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

21:05

Fuck it... I'm having a liquorice and mint tea...

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"21:05 on tram in a pink dress

Terwiterwoo

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

In bed , with bear and phone , time to start perving

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"In bed , with bear and phone , time to start perving

The bear legged it so I replaced it with beer

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"21:05 on tram in a pink dress

Terwiterwoo"

On way home from work lol

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"21:05 on tram in a pink dress

Terwiterwoo

On way home from work lol

Hahahaha OK Ummmm terwiterwoo anyway lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"21:05 on tram in a pink dress

Terwiterwoo

On way home from work lol

Hahahaha OK Ummmm terwiterwoo anyway lol"

Aww have a kiss

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"21:05 on tram in a pink dress

Terwiterwoo

On way home from work lol

Hahahaha OK Ummmm terwiterwoo anyway lol

Aww have a kiss

Awwwwww stop it

lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"21:05 on tram in a pink dress

Terwiterwoo

On way home from work lol

Hahahaha OK Ummmm terwiterwoo anyway lol

Aww have a kiss

Awwwwww stop it

lol"

Awww

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"21:05 on tram in a pink dress

Terwiterwoo"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRa4v8R7DD4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"20:35

Yep - Beer truffles are rank!!

Still stay strong lol"

The force is strong with this one...

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

"20:35

Yep - Beer truffles are rank!!

Still stay strong lol

The force is strong with this one...

Lol good to hear

Only 15 days left, you are over half way

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm home 22:00 about to cook a gammon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

22:03 in bed with chocolate buttons and watching BB!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'm home 22:00 about to cook a gammon

Are you doing it in Coke?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"19:57 and dinners just going in the oven, Mrs N studying, 300 Rise of an empire for me"

Wasn't it shit? I was so disappointed, we've just watched it too.

Still...abs....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"19:57 and dinners just going in the oven, Mrs N studying, 300 Rise of an empire for me

Wasn't it shit? I was so disappointed, we've just watched it too.

Still...abs....

I didn't realise that fella from Five was in the movies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"22:03 in bed with chocolate buttons and watching BB! "

CB and BB.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"19:57 and dinners just going in the oven, Mrs N studying, 300 Rise of an empire for me

Wasn't it shit? I was so disappointed, we've just watched it too.

Still...abs....

I didn't realise that fella from Five was in the movies. "

Well you didn't look closely enough did you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

22:14 off to bed, been a busy day x

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By *inkxRabbitWoman
over a year ago

Mostly in GU24

22.15. Horizontal in bed. Jarmie bottoms on. Two dogs on bed. Still wearing bra. Why???????? Ugh. Must get that off! Night fabbers x

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

22:19 Watching The Last Leg, making a lot of interesting comments on gun toting pictures.

I am, of course, dressed in stockings, heels and dress with a long side split.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

22.24 red wine time

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

22.35 finally gave in and opened a beer, and it won't be the last either

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

22.29 (the previous posters watch is fast!)

Sat watching our dog luck clean the spicy Mexicana cheese bowl I've just dipped my Doritos in!

Not sure who's in for a worse morning - me or her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

22.38

wine, onesie & BB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"22.29 (the previous posters watch is fast!)

Sat watching our dog luck clean the spicy Mexicana cheese bowl I've just dipped my Doritos in!

Not sure who's in for a worse morning - me or her!

10.45 Watch is fine, it's the fat phone fingers that's the problem

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"22.29 (the previous posters watch is fast!)

Sat watching our dog luck clean the spicy Mexicana cheese bowl I've just dipped my Doritos in!

Not sure who's in for a worse morning - me or her!

10.45 Watch is fine, it's the fat phone fingers that's the problem

22.51

We'll let you off!

The dog is now licking my leg - must be the 'nacho dust'!

Freak!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"22.29 (the previous posters watch is fast!)

Sat watching our dog luck clean the spicy Mexicana cheese bowl I've just dipped my Doritos in!

Not sure who's in for a worse morning - me or her!

10.45 Watch is fine, it's the fat phone fingers that's the problem

22.51

We'll let you off!

The dog is now licking my leg - must be the 'nacho dust'!

Freak!

22.55

Nacho dust, hmmmmm!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

23:28 I got the blues in bed.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"23:28 I got the blues in bed.

All of them?

The whole Chelsea squad?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"23:28 I got the blues in bed.

All of them?

The whole Chelsea squad?

4 of them all BBC.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

5.45am - what the hell am I doing awake at this time on a Saturday!

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By *mokeynbubblyCouple
over a year ago

poole

"5.45am - what the hell am I doing awake at this time on a Saturday!

I concur

Smokey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6:26 .... its an early one for sure. I should check and see how the worm is doing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

06:30..........what's the 'I' stand for..............Oh my god, it's early.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"06:30..........what's the 'I' stand for..............Oh my god, it's early.

06:39 too early.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*O*

Note to self, if one quotes a movie line.......at least make sure auto carrot doesn't fuck it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

07:10 sat up in bed with a green tea and contemplating what to pack and thinking should move as work is calling

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"6:26 .... its an early one for sure. I should check and see how the worm is doing"

Did it get caught by an early bird too? Hopefully not with a sharp beak. Ouch.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

8:49 sat in my car psychic myself up to do parkrun and the temperature is 0 degrees!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

08.50 in bed with a cuppa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

09:05

Its snowing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"09:05

Its snowing"

So you should feel right at home! Can you make snow angels with paws?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"09:05

Its snowing

So you should feel right at home! Can you make snow angels with paws?"

Yeah, they're huge!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

9.22 nude and should get up a muck out the horses ooo and get dressed , lol

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