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The sex talk with kids

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Was watching something on TV this morning about a woman who had to have a double masectomy. My boy aged 8 asked what it was so I explained. He then exclaimed "but if she doesn't have bobs she can't have sex anymore!!" So I say yes darling you can have sex without bobs he just says "well I dunno anything about sex, the only thing I know is that you gotta be naked" lol yes son that's all u need to know!!

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

I giggled at this xD thank you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyone else got funny stories??

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

My mum was get my all broody looking at the kids clothing in a magazine when my little sister who was only 5 at the time turned round and asked 'who you going to sex with?!?!!'

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By *jandjbCouple
over a year ago

Nr Manchester

My daughter said she was going to marry her daddy when she grew up. I explained she couldn't because he was already married. She wanted to know who she would marry so I told her it would be someone she hadn't met yet. At which she cried, "but I don't want to marry a strange man!."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember my youngest daughter asking me if she could have a brother, I've got three girls, I said no I'm not having anymore children and even if I did there's no guarantee it would be a boy to which one of my other daughters replied, don't be daft mum can't have kids at her age it would be down syndrome

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By *andixxxMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

Our 10 year old has asked me not so long ago if sex is enjoyable,do I explained that it is in order for the human race to survive, to which he said: " I see,so that's why you make all that noise mummy!" I had no idea the little chimp ever knew what and when we've been up to especially since his bedroom is on a different floor!! A rather cringeworthy moment!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My 9 year old daughter told me that one of the boys in her class had a big telling off from the headteacher because a m and f teacher went to lunch together. Apparently they kissed and he saw it and told the class that Mr ... and Mrs ... were sexing in the car.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My 7 year old son said today, dad youve got to have sex to make a baby, and the man gives the lady his sperm, then goes on and ask his Dad if he has ever wore a condom on his penis lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I told my 5 year old that she was make in my belly and she came out of my butterfly (Virginia).

She said she was a pooh head.

Think she misunderstood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not so much a sex talk but when my daughter was 3 and we were getting changed she asked why i had a tail lol. Nearly fell over lol.

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