FabSwingers.com forum: 11inch

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

havent been online for awhile, need some sexy time haha some nice woman or couples drop me a message no tvs or single males please

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Ahh, shame, one inch out.

My cock is twelve inches, but I don't use it as a rule...

(Boom, boom)

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

always haters on the forums

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Ahh, shame, one inch out.

My cock is twelve inches, but I don't use it as a rule...

(Boom, boom)

Mr ddc"

Put your foot in it there...

(I'll get my coat)

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

How does a joke make him a hater?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"always haters on the forums

Haters?? It was a joke!

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Ahh, shame, one inch out.

My cock is twelve inches, but I don't use it as a rule...

(Boom, boom)

Mr ddc

Put your foot in it there...

(I'll get my coat)"

I know, I don't know what is worse: my pathological lying, or my 14 inch dick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

11" ?

Does that mean you've got a big cock or are you a dwarf?

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"always haters on the forums

Oops, sorry mate, just my sense of humour, no harm meant.

(I always try to put a wink when im joking)

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"always haters on the forums

Oops, sorry mate, just my sense of humour, no harm meant.

(I always try to put a wink when im joking)

Mr ddc"

i only just read it properly and realised it was a joke sorry haha tired from work

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

i only just read it properly and realised it was a joke sorry haha tired from work"

Cheers.

(Still gonna let someone else do the Dudley Moore joke though!)

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I've just split with my girlfriend...

she said "she wanted 11 inches.."

"I love you," I said...."but I'm not chopping two inches off for anyone.!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right am gonna av to ask

Is that first pic an attempt at shadow puppeting

And wtf is the object to the left.

After 10 minutes of playing magic eye, I still can't fathom it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I recon one of your veris would jump of another chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought this was going to be a pizza related thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

meat feast pizza maybe :p

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"havent been online for awhile, need some sexy time haha some nice woman or couples drop me a message no tvs or single males please

What is that in centimetres?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

11inches

Where the hell would you put that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"11inches

Where the hell would you put that

In a sock.... no that's a foot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"havent been online for awhile, need some sexy time haha some nice woman or couples drop me a message no tvs or single males please

What is that in centimetres?"
The biggest penis in the world is 13.5", gues the op could go for the world record in the uk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"havent been online for awhile, need some sexy time haha some nice woman or couples drop me a message no tvs or single males please

What is that in centimetres?The biggest penis in the world is 13.5", gues the op could go for the world record in the uk."

There are bigger on here, you only have to look and I have lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"havent been online for awhile, need some sexy time haha some nice woman or couples drop me a message no tvs or single males please

What is that in centimetres?The biggest penis in the world is 13.5", gues the op could go for the world record in the uk.

There are bigger on here, you only have to look and I have lol

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lol good, wonder why they don't wana go for the world title

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have actually seen with my own eyes a cock measuring 11.3/4 inches ! Didn't touch it though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"11inches

Where the hell would you put that

In a sock.... no that's a foot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have actually seen with my own eyes a cock measuring 11.3/4 inches ! Didn't touch it though

I would run a mile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at bigdicknick's profile, he is a very big boy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look at bigdicknick's profile, he is a very big boy x"
YEs but not a pic of the full body.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look at bigdicknick's profile, he is a very big boy xYEs but not a pic of the full body."

What? His profile is full of torso pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have actually seen with my own eyes a cock measuring 11.3/4 inches ! Didn't touch it though

I would run a mile

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It made my eyes water. How my friend rode that I will never know. He did say it was a burden to him though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look at bigdicknick's profile, he is a very big boy xYEs but not a pic of the full body.

What? His profile is full of torso pics."
YEs meant with face on you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look at bigdicknick's profile, he is a very big boy xYEs but not a pic of the full body.

What? His profile is full of torso pics."

I was going to say that

there's loads of full body pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look at bigdicknick's profile, he is a very big boy xYEs but not a pic of the full body.

What? His profile is full of torso pics.YEs meant with face on you know."

What has a face pic got to do with penis size?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look at bigdicknick's profile, he is a very big boy xYEs but not a pic of the full body.

What? His profile is full of torso pics.YEs meant with face on you know."

So?

His names bigdicknick hes not advertising his face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought this was going to be a pizza related thread

Me too. I am sooo disappointed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look at bigdicknick's profile, he is a very big boy xYEs but not a pic of the full body.

What? His profile is full of torso pics.YEs meant with face on you know.

What has a face pic got to do with penis size?"

Oi will you stop beating me with my posts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look at bigdicknick's profile, he is a very big boy xYEs but not a pic of the full body.

What? His profile is full of torso pics.YEs meant with face on you know.

What has a face pic got to do with penis size?

Oi will you stop beating me with my posts

Only if you beat my bottom lightly please, V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look at bigdicknick's profile, he is a very big boy xYEs but not a pic of the full body.

What? His profile is full of torso pics.YEs meant with face on you know.

What has a face pic got to do with penis size?"
Yes a full body from top to bottom I meant, would be easier to see it from that way I meant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look at bigdicknick's profile, he is a very big boy xYEs but not a pic of the full body.

What? His profile is full of torso pics.YEs meant with face on you know.

What has a face pic got to do with penis size?Yes a full body from top to bottom I meant, would be easier to see it from that way I meant."

His cock is huuuuuge, how would it make it easier to see?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look at bigdicknick's profile, he is a very big boy xYEs but not a pic of the full body.

What? His profile is full of torso pics.YEs meant with face on you know.

What has a face pic got to do with penis size?

Yes a full body from top to bottom I meant, would be easier to see it from that way I meant."

You been on the wine gums?

You can see his cock and body quite well how would you see it better if his face was on too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look at bigdicknick's profile, he is a very big boy xYEs but not a pic of the full body.

What? His profile is full of torso pics.YEs meant with face on you know.

What has a face pic got to do with penis size?Yes a full body from top to bottom I meant, would be easier to see it from that way I meant.

His cock is huuuuuge, how would it make it easier to see?"
Not easier to see but so you know its him, not sure how to explain it better really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look at bigdicknick's profile, he is a very big boy xYEs but not a pic of the full body.

What? His profile is full of torso pics.YEs meant with face on you know.

What has a face pic got to do with penis size?Yes a full body from top to bottom I meant, would be easier to see it from that way I meant.

His cock is huuuuuge, how would it make it easier to see?Not easier to see but so you know its him, not sure how to explain it better really."

It's him, he has even been photo verified.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look at bigdicknick's profile, he is a very big boy xYEs but not a pic of the full body.

What? His profile is full of torso pics.YEs meant with face on you know.

What has a face pic got to do with penis size?Yes a full body from top to bottom I meant, would be easier to see it from that way I meant.

His cock is huuuuuge, how would it make it easier to see?Not easier to see but so you know its him, not sure how to explain it better really."

You mean his may have a big cock but he could be ugly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look at bigdicknick's profile, he is a very big boy xYEs but not a pic of the full body.

What? His profile is full of torso pics.YEs meant with face on you know.

What has a face pic got to do with penis size?Yes a full body from top to bottom I meant, would be easier to see it from that way I meant.

His cock is huuuuuge, how would it make it easier to see?Not easier to see but so you know its him, not sure how to explain it better really.

It's him, he has even been photo verified."
YEs I know, meant for us for see lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look at bigdicknick's profile, he is a very big boy xYEs but not a pic of the full body.

What? His profile is full of torso pics.YEs meant with face on you know.

What has a face pic got to do with penis size?Yes a full body from top to bottom I meant, would be easier to see it from that way I meant.

His cock is huuuuuge, how would it make it easier to see?Not easier to see but so you know its him, not sure how to explain it better really.

You mean his may have a big cock but he could be ugly?

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No I don't, just so u know its the same guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look at bigdicknick's profile, he is a very big boy xYEs but not a pic of the full body.

What? His profile is full of torso pics.YEs meant with face on you know.

What has a face pic got to do with penis size?Yes a full body from top to bottom I meant, would be easier to see it from that way I meant.

His cock is huuuuuge, how would it make it easier to see?Not easier to see but so you know its him, not sure how to explain it better really.

You mean his may have a big cock but he could be ugly?

No I don't, just so u know its the same guy."

Oh, so it was only me thinking that then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look at bigdicknick's profile, he is a very big boy xYEs but not a pic of the full body.

What? His profile is full of torso pics.YEs meant with face on you know.

What has a face pic got to do with penis size?Yes a full body from top to bottom I meant, would be easier to see it from that way I meant.

His cock is huuuuuge, how would it make it easier to see?Not easier to see but so you know its him, not sure how to explain it better really.

You mean his may have a big cock but he could be ugly?

No I don't, just so u know its the same guy.

Oh, so it was only me thinking that then?

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lol I think that what it was yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was tempted then read the veris... Such a shame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look at bigdicknick's profile, he is a very big boy xYEs but not a pic of the full body.

What? His profile is full of torso pics.YEs meant with face on you know.

What has a face pic got to do with penis size?Yes a full body from top to bottom I meant, would be easier to see it from that way I meant.

His cock is huuuuuge, how would it make it easier to see?Not easier to see but so you know its him, not sure how to explain it better really.

You mean his may have a big cock but he could be ugly?

No I don't, just so u know its the same guy.

Oh, so it was only me thinking that then?

lol I think that what it was yes."

He has had multiple verifications by webcam, goes in the chatrooms quite a bit and has just had a verified meet in person, how much more do you need to believe he is a real person?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was tempted then read the veris... Such a shame "

What's wrong with them, seem pretty standard for on here to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look at bigdicknick's profile, he is a very big boy xYEs but not a pic of the full body.

What? His profile is full of torso pics.YEs meant with face on you know.

What has a face pic got to do with penis size?Yes a full body from top to bottom I meant, would be easier to see it from that way I meant.

His cock is huuuuuge, how would it make it easier to see?Not easier to see but so you know its him, not sure how to explain it better really.

You mean his may have a big cock but he could be ugly?

No I don't, just so u know its the same guy.

Oh, so it was only me thinking that then?

lol I think that what it was yes.

He has had multiple verifications by webcam, goes in the chatrooms quite a bit and has just had a verified meet in person, how much more do you need to believe he is a real person?"
Yes I know its a real person lol and I did cover it earlier what I thought.

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

But measured from where?

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

"I have actually seen with my own eyes a cock measuring 11.3/4 inches ! Didn't touch it though

I would run a mile

Or 5760 11" penises

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

"But measured from where?

Liverpool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But measured from where?

Liverpool

I might reach 11inches if I measured from there

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"But measured from where?

Liverpool

... to?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

theres probably a few men in the uk with a bigger dick than me and i know woman always think omg 11inchs that would kill me but obviously i dont just slam it all the way in straight away, but as you can see from my veri's i have no negative feed back about it :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is 11inch the size of the ruler you got from the pound shop?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is the wonder part of your username about? Women look at it and think " Wonder what the hell I'm going to do with that!"

Whatever it is it would have to be done very slowly at first

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What is the wonder part of your username about? Women look at it and think " Wonder what the hell I'm going to do with that!"

Whatever it is it would have to be done very slowly at first

when i 1st joined the site i was not expecting it to be how it is so i just typed in a user name not expecting to be using my profile and after a few days of browsing it seemed ok so i kept my profile and was stuck with my user name haha

and for all the mad comments people are writting no its not 11cm, no its not a ruler i bought from a pound shop it is the size of my penis and for people who dont believe it check my veri's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"but obviously i dont just slam it all the way in straight away"

Well thank fu*k for that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How would you ever go balls deep with all that ?! I'm more than happy with my average appendage, no chance of getting turned down for being too big !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have actually seen with my own eyes a cock measuring 11.3/4 inches ! Didn't touch it though

I would run a mile

Or 5760 11" penises"

Literally just laughed out loud!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men with larger or longer than average cocks have all been very considerate with me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How would you ever go balls deep with all that ?! I'm more than happy with my average appendage, no chance of getting turned down for being too big !"

ive gone balls deep a few times and ive only been yurned down a couple of times for being to big an to be honest i dont take it as a bad thing im proud of my 3rd leg and wouldnt make it smaller even if i could

remember all of it doesnt have to go in haha

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

It's a shame you're so far away. My Sunday league football team has a centre back who keeps getting nutmegged - pretty sure this wouldn't happen with you.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Men with larger or longer than average cocks have all been very considerate with me. "

Yup. I think it's because they have to be.

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By *ngel_38Woman
over a year ago

Staffs

"havent been online for awhile, need some sexy time haha some nice woman or couples drop me a message no tvs or single males please

No chance. That would hurt like hell near me

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"havent been online for awhile, need some sexy time haha some nice woman or couples drop me a message no tvs or single males please

No chance. That would hurt like hell near me "

I'd go for it if he was in my age range, and was interested of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"always haters on the forums

Haters?? It was a joke! "

Could've been a typo, missed a t. I'm almost certain OP meant, there's always Luton Town fans on the forum message boards.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"havent been online for awhile, need some sexy time haha some nice woman or couples drop me a message no tvs or single males please

No chance. That would hurt like hell near me

I'd go for it if he was in my age range, and was interested of course. "

would probably help if i could see your profile haha.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"havent been online for awhile, need some sexy time haha some nice woman or couples drop me a message no tvs or single males please

No chance. That would hurt like hell near me

I'd go for it if he was in my age range, and was interested of course.

would probably help if i could see your profile haha.

Doesn't change your age though!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

hey im mature haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men with larger or longer than average cocks have all been very considerate with me.

Yup. I think it's because they have to be. "

They know and respect the weapon they wield

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