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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Funny messages written on dirty vans and the like - are they still popular?

My favourite one I read was;

"Antidazzle-coated"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also avalible in white (or swap for colour of van)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funny messages written on dirty vans and the like - are they still popular?

My favourite one I read was;

"Antidazzle-coated"

Any more contributions?"

The amusing ones about the lack of cleaning ones are good.

The rather misogynistic ones about the state of someones girlfriend make me feel a little bit sick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funny messages written on dirty vans and the like - are they still popular?

My favourite one I read was;

"Antidazzle-coated"

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As clean as the Fifa select committee (need quite a large van for that one)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funny messages written on dirty vans and the like - are they still popular?

My favourite one I read was;

"Antidazzle-coated"

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The amusing ones about the lack of cleaning ones are good.

The rather misogynistic ones about the state of someones girlfriend make me feel a little bit sick."

Oh lighten up.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

The rather misogynistic ones about the state of someones girlfriend make me feel a little bit sick.

Oh lighten up."

How about a compromise?

"I wish my dirty girlfriend was as funny as this"?

No? (I'll get my coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funny messages written on dirty vans and the like - are they still popular?

My favourite one I read was;

"Antidazzle-coated"

Any more contributions?

The amusing ones about the lack of cleaning ones are good.

The rather misogynistic ones about the state of someones girlfriend make me feel a little bit sick.

Oh lighten up."

Pot kettle black

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By *dsindyTV/TS
over a year ago

East Lancashire

stick to the old ones.......

Please Clean Me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funny messages written on dirty vans and the like - are they still popular?

My favourite one I read was;

"Antidazzle-coated"

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She is !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funny messages written on dirty vans and the like - are they still popular?

My favourite one I read was;

"Antidazzle-coated"

Any more contributions?

The amusing ones about the lack of cleaning ones are good.

The rather misogynistic ones about the state of someones girlfriend make me feel a little bit sick.

Oh lighten up.

Pot kettle black

???

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

I saw the usual 'Wish my wife was this dirty' but someone had responded underneath with 'She is when you're at work'. Immature but made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She was ....that's why I'm single

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw the usual 'Wish my wife was this dirty' but someone had responded underneath with 'She is when you're at work'. Immature but made me chuckle"

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By *ifferent69Man
over a year ago

BRIGHTON, UK

"Funny messages written on dirty vans and the like - are they still popular?

My favourite one I read was;

"Antidazzle-coated"

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As clean as the Fifa select committee (need quite a large van for that one)"
ha ha BRILLIANT....!

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By *ifferent69Man
over a year ago

BRIGHTON, UK

Saw one read ..

" go back specsavers twatty"

Hhhmm??

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By *ifferent69Man
over a year ago

BRIGHTON, UK

Oh oh oh.....

reminds of one a long time ago..., poor lass driver i,m sure was unaware of.

" not nearly as dirty as the driver.!"

BRILLIANT..!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw the usual 'Wish my wife was this dirty' but someone had responded underneath with 'She is when you're at work'. Immature but made me chuckle"

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

Saw this in about 2000 when a lot of people was still not in the internet. www.cleanme.com

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw one on a parcel force van just before xmas that read,"More drops than Santa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh lighten up."

Yes, you're quite right. I really should find casual and everyday sexism funny. Thankfully you, as a man, have made me see the amusing side of it.

In future I will crack a smile at every reference to women as sex objects in public...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh lighten up.

Yes, you're quite right. I really should find casual and everyday sexism funny. Thankfully you, as a man, have made me see the amusing side of it.

In future I will crack a smile at every reference to women as sex objects in public..."

Oh Christ, here we go. You know what? If it was about a man, I also wouldn't give a shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Christ, here we go. You know what? If it was about a man, I also wouldn't give a shit."

That would be because of a little thing called cultural context and the fact we live in a society where men have not been treated the same as women.

It also kind of sucks that this is generally done on a van, and it's assumed that the owner of the van is a man... a bit like that advertising hoarding that was put up by a construction firm in Glasgow

that showed the male builder as a slightly podgy overweight guy, but the female builder in her knickers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Christ, here we go. You know what? If it was about a man, I also wouldn't give a shit.

That would be because of a little thing called cultural context and the fact we live in a society where men have not been treated the same as women.

that showed the male builder as a slightly podgy overweight guy, but the female builder in her knickers..."

That's because the majority of white van drivers are men. There's always gonna be gender assumptions with anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funny messages written on dirty vans and the like - are they still popular?

My favourite one I read was;

"Antidazzle-coated"

Any more contributions?

The amusing ones about the lack of cleaning ones are good.

The rather misogynistic ones about the state of someones girlfriend make me feel a little bit sick.

Oh lighten up.

Pot kettle black

???"

You lost your shit over someone having more "fans" than you, and whinged all over his thread. You're hardly the life and soul of the forum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funny messages written on dirty vans and the like - are they still popular?

My favourite one I read was;

"Antidazzle-coated"

Any more contributions?

The amusing ones about the lack of cleaning ones are good.

The rather misogynistic ones about the state of someones girlfriend make me feel a little bit sick.

Oh lighten up.

Pot kettle black

???

You lost your shit over someone having more "fans" than you, and whinged all over his thread. You're hardly the life and soul of the forum. "

Correct me if I'm wrong, but don't you ALWAYS have something critical to say about me? The only time I ever see you say anything to me, it's always negative. So now it's my turn to say 'pot, kettle, black'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funny messages written on dirty vans and the like - are they still popular?

My favourite one I read was;

"Antidazzle-coated"

Any more contributions?

The amusing ones about the lack of cleaning ones are good.

The rather misogynistic ones about the state of someones girlfriend make me feel a little bit sick.

Oh lighten up.

Pot kettle black

???

You lost your shit over someone having more "fans" than you, and whinged all over his thread. You're hardly the life and soul of the forum.

I just can't find anything positive to say about your posts when you're throwing your toys out of the pram, and being rude (e.g. telling someone their vagina is dry).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best thing I've ever seen written on the back of a lorry was:

Young person wanted to act as mudflap - must be flexible and willing to travel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funny messages written on dirty vans and the like - are they still popular?

My favourite one I read was;

"Antidazzle-coated"

Any more contributions?

The amusing ones about the lack of cleaning ones are good.

The rather misogynistic ones about the state of someones girlfriend make me feel a little bit sick.

Oh lighten up.

Pot kettle black

???

You lost your shit over someone having more "fans" than you, and whinged all over his thread. You're hardly the life and soul of the forum.

I just can't find anything positive to say about your posts when you're throwing your toys out of the pram, and being rude (e.g. telling someone their vagina is dry). "

You two need a referee lol

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

Preserve wildlife - pickle a squirrel

Almost fell off my bike laughing at that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funny messages written on dirty vans and the like - are they still popular?

My favourite one I read was;

"Antidazzle-coated"

Any more contributions?

The amusing ones about the lack of cleaning ones are good.

The rather misogynistic ones about the state of someones girlfriend make me feel a little bit sick.

Oh lighten up.

Pot kettle black

???

You lost your shit over someone having more "fans" than you, and whinged all over his thread. You're hardly the life and soul of the forum.

I just can't find anything positive to say about your posts when you're throwing your toys out of the pram, and being rude (e.g. telling someone their vagina is dry). "

Yeah, that was an example of me reacting to someone else who kept following me around on all the threads, dropping snide little comments here and there, just like what you're doing. You don't like me, I get that. Now can you just leave me alone, please? I don't bother anyone else here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another thing, 26pions. "I just have nothing positive to say about your posts"? So you just blank out the fun, lighthearted stuff I post, do you? You're that pessimistic that you ignore the positives and focus on the negatives? I have no qualms with you, so why are you trying to make an enemy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never mind,op. The thread had real potential to be funny until it was hijacked

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Never mind,op. The thread had real potential to be funny until it was hijacked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never mind,op. The thread had real potential to be funny until it was hijacked

Yes it was really funny to start with

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By *oxerjoshleeMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

You're being a twat peacock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're being a twat peacock "

Erm, how exactly? All I'm doing is defending myself... yet again.

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By *oxerjoshleeMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"You're being a twat peacock

Erm, how exactly? All I'm doing is defending myself... yet again."

This thread has been hijacked enough with your negative shit if you want to discuss pm me otherwise hush boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never mind,op. The thread had real potential to be funny until it was hijacked

Well said! Another thread taken are twisted beyond the subject. Its a good thread too. Well was!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never mind,op. The thread had real potential to be funny until it was hijacked

Yes it was really funny to start with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok back to the thread hope this does nt offend anyone lol "dyslexia rules ko"

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Back on thread...

(Written upside down)

If you can read this, please dial 999

Mr ddc

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"You're being a twat peacock

Erm, how exactly? All I'm doing is defending myself... yet again.

This thread has been hijacked enough with your negative shit if you want to discuss pm me otherwise hush boy"

. This post has amused me for many reasons.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"The best thing I've ever seen written on the back of a lorry was:

Young person wanted to act as mudflap - must be flexible and willing to travel"

Hahaha!!! Love this!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always write 'My wife is dirtier than this' on vans.

Hex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're being a twat peacock

Erm, how exactly? All I'm doing is defending myself... yet again.

This thread has been hijacked enough with your negative shit if you want to discuss pm me otherwise hush boy"

Blimey weve had Mods n Admin now we have Bouncers

Please have ID ready at the door

Gimp

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Funny messages written on dirty vans and the like - are they still popular?

My favourite one I read was;

"Antidazzle-coated"

Any more contributions?

The amusing ones about the lack of cleaning ones are good.

The rather misogynistic ones about the state of someones girlfriend make me feel a little bit sick.

Oh lighten up.

Pot kettle black

???

You lost your shit over someone having more "fans" than you, and whinged all over his thread. You're hardly the life and soul of the forum.

I just can't find anything positive to say about your posts when you're throwing your toys out of the pram, and being rude (e.g. telling someone their vagina is dry). "

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

Absolute zero rules OK

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Preserve wildlife - pickle a squirrel

Almost fell off my bike laughing at that

That's funny

,but not nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I apologise to anyone I may have offended on this or any other thread.

I'm sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The best thing I've ever seen written on the back of a lorry was:

Young person wanted to act as mudflap - must be flexible and willing to travel

is that what the people in Sangatte are trying to do

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

"The best thing I've ever seen written on the back of a lorry was:

Young person wanted to act as mudflap - must be flexible and willing to travel

is that what the people in Sangatte are trying to do

ha ha, brilliant mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dirty van seeks sponge for clean fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw the usual 'Wish my wife was this dirty' but someone had responded underneath with 'She is when you're at work'. Immature but made me chuckle"

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The best thing I've ever seen written on the back of a lorry was:

Young person wanted to act as mudflap - must be flexible and willing to travel

is that what the people in Sangatte are trying to do

ha ha, brilliant mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry got to do it

Wish my mum hadn't been as dirty as this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *uietlyBohemianCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Saw on a white van in Stoke-on-Trent;

"I wish my wife was as dirty as this"

Underneath was added

"She is."

And then under that added...

"Signed, PVFC "

Tickled us proper, that one

( Would work equally well in any area with a nearby rival club! )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this van is a true likeness of me.... Fucking dirty bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I apologise to anyone I may have offended on this or any other thread.

I'm sorry."

A gentleman would have risen above the comments and moved on.

Forumites have short memories or long memories depending on the circumstances...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On topic:

"Don't follow me, I'm lost too!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thank you to all the contributors to this thread that took it in the vain it was meant - a bit of light-hearted fun.

I use this website solely for pleasure, there's enough misery and suffering in the real world for me not to seek more on a swingers' site. I know "serious" topics get discussed on other threads, which is cool. Different folk want different things, and I'm all for that. I don't understand the mud-slinging mentality that some people have, and certainly wasn't expecting to encourage any on this thread.

But we're all responsible for our own actions, not anyone else's, right?

So, again, well done and thank you for some really funny one-liners, they've tickled me no end. Who knew filthy back doors could be so popular?

Mark.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw a good one on a van from a business in Wigan.

" No pies are kept in this vehicle overnight. ".

Is that regionalist?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saw a good one on a van from a business in Wigan.

" No pies are kept in this vehicle overnight. ".

Is that regionalist? "

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By *bfoxxxMan
over a year ago

Crete or LANCASTER

Oh Christ, here we go. You know what? If it was about a man, I also wouldn't give a shit.

That would be because of a little thing called cultural context and the fact we live in a society where men have not been treated the same as women.

that showed the male builder as a slightly podgy overweight guy, but the female builder in her knickers..."
WOW! Easy place to recruit and retain building staff then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh lighten up.

Yes, you're quite right. I really should find casual and everyday sexism funny. Thankfully you, as a man, have made me see the amusing side of it.

In future I will crack a smile at every reference to women as sex objects in public...

Oh Christ, here we go. You know what? If it was about a man, I also wouldn't give a shit."

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By *ipsTeaserCouple
over a year ago

here and there, thereabouts

"I wish your wife was this dirty"

Tickled me first time I saw it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please help been kidnapped

Was on back of an RSPCA van had a little giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i chose sex over washing this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just went to the shop and a van drive by with " lighten up " written in the dirt on it lol !!!!

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By *ornyspunkMan
over a year ago

trucking all over

Don't be shy show us some thigh

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By *ifferent69Man
over a year ago

BRIGHTON, UK

"Funny messages written on dirty vans and the like - are they still popular?

My favourite one I read was;

"Antidazzle-coated"

Any more contributions?

The amusing ones about the lack of cleaning ones are good.

The rather misogynistic ones about the state of someones girlfriend make me feel a little bit sick.

Oh lighten up.

Pot kettle black

???

You lost your shit over someone having more "fans" than you, and whinged all over his thread. You're hardly the life and soul of the forum.

I just can't find anything positive to say about your posts when you're throwing your toys out of the pram, and being rude (e.g. telling someone their vagina is dry). "
Bbblliiiiimey guys..!! Will you pair just get a room..

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By *ifferent69Man
over a year ago

BRIGHTON, UK

"The best thing I've ever seen written on the back of a lorry was:

Young person wanted to act as mudflap - must be flexible and willing to travel"
oh thats clever.... Ha ha lol.

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By *ifferent69Man
over a year ago

BRIGHTON, UK

"Dirty van seeks sponge for clean fun"
ha ha ha very good...... So obviouse why did,nt I think of this.... Doh..!

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By *ifferent69Man
over a year ago

BRIGHTON, UK

"Saw on a white van in Stoke-on-Trent;

"I wish my wife was as dirty as this"

Underneath was added

"She is."

And then under that added...

"Signed, PVFC "

Tickled us proper, that one

( Would work equally well in any area with a nearby rival club! )

"
oooooohh used live in Stoke... I fully understand the signicance of this statement.....

PMSL... BRILLIANT..!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7 up is great,ask snow white

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By *sallyTV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

08001234 BADLY DRIVEN??

Call my Mum

She Worries...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Back on thread...

(Written upside down)

If you can read this, please dial 999

Mr ddc"

Or perhaps.....please dial 666?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cars always ridiculously clean.

I'm well pisssed off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe I should write on the wife, I wish my car was this dirty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An 0800 number writen on the back of a pink range rover owned by a overly endowed glamour model who lives locally.

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley

"Ok back to the thread hope this does nt offend anyone lol "dyslexia rules ko"

I've just found out I'm dyslexic and find this highly offensive

Seriously though, I have...49 years old, doing a full-time degree after a 25 year career in IT and I discover I have 'information processing' difficulties!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're being a twat peacock

Erm, how exactly? All I'm doing is defending myself... yet again.

This thread has been hijacked enough with your negative shit if you want to discuss pm me otherwise hush boy"

Fuck me it's Ray Winston!!!! "I'm the daddy round here now".

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By *isandreTV/TS
over a year ago

Durham

I can't remember the exact words but it was something like 'you'd be this soiled if he was driving you'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just went to the shop and a van drive by with " lighten up " written in the dirt on it lol !!!!

Oh Christ... is this becoming an anti fatty thread???

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