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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We were in bed last night and I put my hands on my husbands chest ready to snuggle in and his exact words were:

"Get your cold, dead hands off me."

He accuses me of being frosty towards him. He visibly flinches when my feet touch his.

I'd love him to buy me sexy underwear but I just get fluffy bed socks.

At Christmas he bought me a furry onesie.

Can my marriage be saved?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

He sounds like an absolute prince

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it gets to socks in bed I think the writings on the wall.....

May as well call the lawyers now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be concerned that you are swinging ( with single guys too ) when you there are underlying issues in your relationship.

No offence but until you sort those issues i would put this lifestyle on hold as it will lead / add to the current problems x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We were in bed last night and I put my hands on my husbands chest ready to snuggle in and his exact words were:

"Get your cold, dead hands off me."

He accuses me of being frosty towards him. He visibly flinches when my feet touch his.

I'd love him to buy me sexy underwear but I just get fluffy bed socks.

At Christmas he bought me a furry onesie.

Can my marriage be saved?"

Buy gloves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends upon the socks really

Do you look hot in them?

This is pivotal x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you told him how you feel about the marriage being dead? Have you said you would prefer nice lingerie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who needs socks...get two fab boys in ..together....call them winter warmers......then ditch prince chilly willie...move on lifes too short !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope you're just joking to get a response. Your profile says "I'm happily married and he is very happy for me to be on this site"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe the onesi is a hint and he has a fetish for people that dress up as furry animals? There's a few of them about I hear.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"We were in bed last night and I put my hands on my husbands chest ready to snuggle in and his exact words were:

"Get your cold, dead hands off me."

He accuses me of being frosty towards him. He visibly flinches when my feet touch his.

I'd love him to buy me sexy underwear but I just get fluffy bed socks.

At Christmas he bought me a furry onesie.

Can my marriage be saved?"

seriously?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lolololololol loving all your very serious answers!

Sorry guys, its a genuine problem though. I have ice cold hands and feet and get cold really fast.

I've touched him in bed before now and it's made him jump and he has a bad back and doesn't appreciate it!

I'm constantly cold. Any ideas?

(And I'm loving my onesie by the way lol)

*puts the heating on max again*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get into bed an hour before he does so you've had chance to warm up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fecking got us grrrr , and was actually trying to be kind and helpful, right revenge !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shouldn't laugh but it's always amusing to see the deadly serious comments from those who miss the joke

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fecking got us grrrr , and was actually trying to be kind and helpful, right revenge !!!!

He genuinely did say "get your cold dead hands off me" last night and I joked I'd post it on Fab. Couldn't resist.

I was good though, I could have let the thread run and run!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Move to a warmer country?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"We were in bed last night and I put my hands on my husbands chest ready to snuggle in and his exact words were:

"Get your cold, dead hands off me."

He accuses me of being frosty towards him. He visibly flinches when my feet touch his.

I'd love him to buy me sexy underwear but I just get fluffy bed socks.

At Christmas he bought me a furry onesie.

Can my marriage be saved?"

Yes you need to carry out a 'Strapadicktome' on him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fecking got us grrrr , and was actually trying to be kind and helpful, right revenge !!!!

He genuinely did say "get your cold dead hands off me" last night and I joked I'd post it on Fab. Couldn't resist.

I was good though, I could have let the thread run and run!"

Revenge will be mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the same problem. I have bad circulation and my plates are always cold. I just put them between Mrs P's thighs for about five minutes before bedtime. Doesn't always work but at least I'm getting her to open her legs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

offer him ice cold foot wank....id be made up !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahaha great to see some banter in the forums with no negative post's for once

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Move to a warmer country?"

Oooo no, scary spiders and stuff!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

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This is the story of my life.... Just do what I do when he wont let me put my freezing cold feet on his, threaten to get out the inflatable dwarf butt plug to use on him, he gives in pretty easy then.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"We were in bed last night and I put my hands on my husbands chest ready to snuggle in and his exact words were:

"Get your cold, dead hands off me."

He accuses me of being frosty towards him. He visibly flinches when my feet touch his.

I'd love him to buy me sexy underwear but I just get fluffy bed socks.

At Christmas he bought me a furry onesie.

Can my marriage be saved?"

Yes it can, if you sleep with me I will have a word with him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next time hold his balls with your cold hands, he'll be happy for you to touch his chest in future

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believe the problem lies with you

What kind of sick twisted woman puts their cold hands on their nice warm hubby whilst laid in bed.....

I can't be the only one feeling sorry for him

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

Little dram of something to warm the blood. My lady was the same....ice blocks for hands and feet until she came off the pill. Things are warmer now but but when she has a rum n .. She gets frisky too

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

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By *ipsTeaserCouple
over a year ago

here and there, thereabouts

"Lolololololol loving all your very serious answers!

Sorry guys, its a genuine problem though. I have ice cold hands and feet and get cold really fast.

I've touched him in bed before now and it's made him jump and he has a bad back and doesn't appreciate it!

I'm constantly cold. Any ideas?

(And I'm loving my onesie by the way lol)

*puts the heating on max again*"

I have this issue too.. It's handy for waking bugs up when he's selt too long though

Socks on in bed initially and hot water bottle on your side to keep it toasty. Also massage can apparently help the circulation in both hands and feet so tell him if he lavishes attention on them you'll have a care where you place them...

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Next time hold his balls with your cold hands, he'll be happy for you to touch his chest in future

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Next time hold his balls with your cold hands, he'll be happy for you to touch his chest in future

mind you that will be once his heart has returned to normal or he comes down from the ceiling..

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Fecking got us grrrr , and was actually trying to be kind and helpful, right revenge !!!!

He genuinely did say "get your cold dead hands off me" last night and I joked I'd post it on Fab. Couldn't resist.

I was good though, I could have let the thread run and run!"

I'm really glad this is a joke. I do, no, did know a couple that genuinely had a situation similar to this, (in the sense that he spoke to her that way. I don't know if he bought her a onesie).

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

This is why guys should keep a nice hairy arse as an insulating layer. I love putting cold feet on a warm pair of buttocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give him a choice: Your ice cold extremities on him, or sex to get the circulation going. Win win for you

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

Buy an electric blanket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I had a hour of rubbing a icing back last night was in heaven ... and if he had cold hands I may still have loved it . lol

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

If my feet get cold in bed I dump a cat on top of them. They rarely complain my feet are cold and they make great hot water bottles.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We were in bed last night and I put my hands on my husbands chest ready to snuggle in and his exact words were:

"Get your cold, dead hands off me."

He accuses me of being frosty towards him. He visibly flinches when my feet touch his.

I'd love him to buy me sexy underwear but I just get fluffy bed socks.

At Christmas he bought me a furry onesie.

Can my marriage be saved?

Yes it can, if you sleep with me I will have a word with him

Do you have a heat protective suit and thermal gloves to handle me though?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fecking got us grrrr , and was actually trying to be kind and helpful, right revenge !!!!

He genuinely did say "get your cold dead hands off me" last night and I joked I'd post it on Fab. Couldn't resist.

I was good though, I could have let the thread run and run!

I'm really glad this is a joke. I do, no, did know a couple that genuinely had a situation similar to this, (in the sense that he spoke to her that way. I don't know if he bought her a onesie)."

Aww sorry. Yes he genuine talks to me like that, every word is true, but then I chase him round the bedroom with my ice cold fingers.

I really want a leccy blanket but he gets freakishly hot and would overheat!

Weirdly the only time I had normal hands and feet was when I was pregnant. But thats a drastic and temporary solution I'm not willing to do again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why anyone would not want to warm you up leaves me baffled or do you melt ?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about some sympathy for the poor Bloke then, Not only has he a bad back (Probably caused by years of hard work bringing food to the Table) But He also has to put up with a cold Woman in hes Bed..Be a proper Mrs n sleep on the Sofa

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope you're just joking to get a response. Your profile says "I'm happily married and he is very happy for me to be on this site""

and it says he too has a profile on ere so he will see this post at some point today....could be a interesting evening tonight..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hope you're just joking to get a response. Your profile says "I'm happily married and he is very happy for me to be on this site"

and it says he too has a profile on ere so he will see this post at some point today....could be a interesting evening tonight..

It was a joke thread? And he's currently reading it with me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If that's the case then fuck him,put your hands in the freezer before you go to bed and cup his balls when you get in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope you're just joking to get a response. Your profile says "I'm happily married and he is very happy for me to be on this site"

and it says he too has a profile on ere so he will see this post at some point today....could be a interesting evening tonight..

It was a joke thread? And he's currently reading it with me?"

Why read a thread when you can just leap in and make yourself look stupid?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If that's the case then fuck him,put your hands in the freezer before you go to bed and cup his balls when you get in

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

If he buys you fluffy bedsocks he's a keeper IMO, it's obviously true love.....all you need is a hot water bottle to warm your bits on before groping him!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If that's the case then fuck him,put your hands in the freezer before you go to bed and cup his balls when you get in

Lol the freezer would make zero difference. Seriously. They are like ice!

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

I really want a leccy blanket but he gets freakishly hot and would overheat!

We're the same, toyed with one of those electric blankets with dual controls, but I never used my side, and still found the heat from her side sneaking onto mine.

Now we have a super-king, and she has a single-sized electric blanket on her side. Smile all round

On nights like this, when our house is colder than inside our fridge (

), I have been known to sneak my feet onto her side, but I have to be careful, as I 'make the air around her feet cold' !

We have to negotiate sex, me underneath if we're on my side, her underneath if we're on hers, and in the middle if we're spooning!!

Hot bath/shower before bed works too

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really want a leccy blanket but he gets freakishly hot and would overheat!

We're the same, toyed with one of those electric blankets with dual controls, but I never used my side, and still found the heat from her side sneaking onto mine.

Now we have a super-king, and she has a single-sized electric blanket on her side. Smile all round

On nights like this, when our house is colder than inside our fridge (

), I have been known to sneak my feet onto her side, but I have to be careful, as I 'make the air around her feet cold' !

We have to negotiate sex, me underneath if we're on my side, her underneath if we're on hers, and in the middle if we're spooning!!

Hot bath/shower before bed works too

Mr ddc

I'd love to see the pre coital conversation in your house. Your side or mine , or shall we just meet in the middle ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The saying is :- cold hands, warm heart.

I have the opposite , my hands are always warm , so I must be a cold hearted bitch!

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Lol, it normally starts "have you warmed your hands up yet" before we get down to specifics!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The saying is :- cold hands, warm heart.

I have the opposite , my hands are always warm , so I must be a cold hearted bitch!

I'm ok with that, it's the cold hands on the balls that are the killer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use the socks as gloves for going to bed

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By *ngel_38Woman
over a year ago

Staffs

"We were in bed last night and I put my hands on my husbands chest ready to snuggle in and his exact words were:

"Get your cold, dead hands off me."

He accuses me of being frosty towards him. He visibly flinches when my feet touch his.

I'd love him to buy me sexy underwear but I just get fluffy bed socks.

At Christmas he bought me a furry onesie.

Can my marriage be saved?"

Hence U been on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We were in bed last night and I put my hands on my husbands chest ready to snuggle in and his exact words were:

"Get your cold, dead hands off me."

He accuses me of being frosty towards him. He visibly flinches when my feet touch his.

I'd love him to buy me sexy underwear but I just get fluffy bed socks.

At Christmas he bought me a furry onesie.

Can my marriage be saved?

Hence U been on here "

Em, it's a joke. As has been pointed out several time now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We were in bed last night and I put my hands on my husbands chest ready to snuggle in and his exact words were:

"Get your cold, dead hands off me."

He accuses me of being frosty towards him. He visibly flinches when my feet touch his.

I'd love him to buy me sexy underwear but I just get fluffy bed socks.

At Christmas he bought me a furry onesie.

Can my marriage be saved?

Hence U been on here

Em, it's a joke. As has been pointed out several time now."

Awk and there I was offering serious advise lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lolololololol loving all your very serious answers!

Sorry guys, its a genuine problem though. I have ice cold hands and feet and get cold really fast.

I've touched him in bed before now and it's made him jump and he has a bad back and doesn't appreciate it!

I'm constantly cold. Any ideas?

(And I'm loving my onesie by the way lol)

*puts the heating on max again*"

I have some electric slippers, well its just like one big foot that your plug in and stick both feet in, laugh all you will but in the winter its my best friend, you could put your hands in too I suppose, 10 mins on each before bed

Or like stated above you could just leave fab and sort your marriage out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lolololololol loving all your very serious answers!

Sorry guys, its a genuine problem though. I have ice cold hands and feet and get cold really fast.

I've touched him in bed before now and it's made him jump and he has a bad back and doesn't appreciate it!

I'm constantly cold. Any ideas?

(And I'm loving my onesie by the way lol)

*puts the heating on max again*

Or like stated above you could just leave fab and sort your marriage out

That actually sounds really good and has me wondering if they do willie warmers like this now, like feet and hhands they feel the chill to hahaha

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By *irtycpl7980Couple
over a year ago

Northumberland

This is us also, during the summer she tells me to go away as I'm too hot! In the winter I tell her to away as she is too cold!

Thankfully we have spring and autumn lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need a warm husband! I'm always, always too hot in bed even in the middle of winter and he's a cold type, so he warms his feet on mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You need a warm husband! I'm always, always too hot in bed even in the middle of winter and he's a cold type, so he warms his feet on mine. "

Mrs does the same to me she even gives warning by telling me shes coming to steal my heat lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You need a warm husband! I'm always, always too hot in bed even in the middle of winter and he's a cold type, so he warms his feet on mine.

Mrs does the same to me she even gives warning by telling me shes coming to steal my heat lol"

I like it...it cools me down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You need a warm husband! I'm always, always too hot in bed even in the middle of winter and he's a cold type, so he warms his feet on mine.

Mrs does the same to me she even gives warning by telling me shes coming to steal my heat lol

I like it...it cools me down

It is nice then things can start heating up

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