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Funny Breakdowns!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Funny Breakdowns!

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Now i know full well breaking down isnt everyones cup of tea!,,it can can stressfull,,its pisses u off,,lol,,very frustrating too,,and the AA or RAC green flag etc etc,,takes hours on end to reach u.

But wot i wanna ask is this:

1..wot happens if the AA breakdown in their van?

wot happens then?

2.how bout if the police,,fire-engine,,ambulance breakdown on route!,,wot happens then??

Ure thoughts plz?:

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

It's late. Thoughts on what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then my company go rescue them?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Then my company go rescue them? "

Would your company ( personal ) like to rescue me? Not that i'm lost.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Then my company go rescue them?

Would your company ( personal ) like to rescue me? Not that i'm lost."

Yeah! i send in the fabswingers,,rescue truck now then,,,hold on wots that?!

i can see the Yellow lights in the Diiiiiisssssssssssss-----tance?

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll rescue you anytime mushroom. Might even leave my desk & drive the breakdown truck myself. How would you fancy stockings, heels, viz vest & f*** all else

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"I'll rescue you anytime mushroom. Might even leave my desk & drive the breakdown truck myself. How would you fancy stockings, heels, viz vest & f*** all else "

Do you really think stockings and heels would suit me?

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"I'll rescue you anytime mushroom. Might even leave my desk & drive the breakdown truck myself. How would you fancy stockings, heels, viz vest & f*** all else

Do you really think stockings and heels would suit me?"

what an invitation mushroom.only you could fuck that up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll rescue you anytime mushroom. Might even leave my desk & drive the breakdown truck myself. How would you fancy stockings, heels, viz vest & f*** all else

Do you really think stockings and heels would suit me?"

Oh yes!

just your thing mushy ,,,just ure thing,,,tell u wot id go 4 it..lol

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"I'll rescue you anytime mushroom. Might even leave my desk & drive the breakdown truck myself. How would you fancy stockings, heels, viz vest & f*** all else

Do you really think stockings and heels would suit me?

what an invitation mushroom.only you could fuck that up. "

gee thanks, stardom. at last. huh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll rescue you anytime mushroom. Might even leave my desk & drive the breakdown truck myself. How would you fancy stockings, heels, viz vest & f*** all else

Do you really think stockings and heels would suit me?

what an invitation mushroom.only you could fuck that up.

gee thanks, stardom. at last. huh "

Yeah---thats a YES! from simon,,,louis---i say YES! ----cherl-----i say YES! too,,,danny-----YES! 100% .

even the x-factor think ure good...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Now! get back to the subject plz at hand:

lets not drift off with silly things,,,lol lol

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Now! get back to the subject plz at hand:

lets not drift off with silly things,,,lol lol "

ur saying a breakdown is a silly thing?

i'm in tears here with the anguish of it all. sob sob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll rescue you anytime mushroom. Might even leave my desk & drive the breakdown truck myself. How would you fancy stockings, heels, viz vest & f*** all else

Do you really think stockings and heels would suit me?

what an invitation mushroom.only you could fuck that up.

gee thanks, stardom. at last. huh "

hehe the best fook ups are the ones you revo er from - whole point of the post

If the AA come & they're late it's a welcome sight however long it takes!! In can be cold in those gilutters!

Mental note I must thank alcoholics anonymous for my recovery lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll rescue you anytime mushroom. Might even leave my desk & drive the breakdown truck myself. How would you fancy stockings, heels, viz vest & f*** all else

Do you really think stockings and heels would suit me?

what an invitation mushroom.only you could fuck that up.

gee thanks, stardom. at last. huh

hehe the best fook ups are the ones you revo er from - whole point of the post

If the AA come & they're late it's a welcome sight however long it takes!! In can be cold in those gilutters!

Mental note I must thank alcoholics anonymous for my recovery lol

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Yeah!! thats very true about AA etc thats a very good point that is,,,im loving it,,,,very funny..love it.

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By *eaboMan
over a year ago

marden

i broke down on a dogging site late one night. having enjoyed myself for a few hours and everyone had gone home i decided i didnt have the strength too push my bike down the road so called the rac out to the site. after having fixed the bike (broken wire) the rac man wanted to know what happened, how often, best nights etc etc.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i broke down on a dogging site late one night. having enjoyed myself for a few hours and everyone had gone home i decided i didnt have the strength too push my bike down the road so called the rac out to the site. after having fixed the bike (broken wire) the rac man wanted to know what happened, how often, best nights etc etc."

Ah well yes! the best nites always happen when u least expect um..lol

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